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ewwww-what · 2 months

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“Do maids dream?” FABIAN SEACASTER EHAY IS YOUR FUCKING ISSUE.

#I actually have a lot to say about this line in particular but I don’t fully have the time right now #please be normal Jesus Christ #I know we all already know he has the rich kid disconnect but that line will always completely baffle me #cathilda ceíli you deserve so much better #I know Fabian gets better I know he does #but like holy shit dude #fantasy high #d20 #d20 fantasy high #fabian fantasy high #dimension 20 #fabian seacaster #cathilda ceili #cathilda the black #txt post

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saintaviator · 3 months

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something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

#GOD TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING QUALITY. JESUS CHRIST.#This is a lil rough lookin cos it’s uhhhh . One it’s like a month old and 2 it took me like an hour w no real thought or effort #Anyway #I Feel Normal . Im normal. It’s whatever #THIS IS BASED ON NOTHING . other than this has been haunting me. The hypotheticaaaallllllsssssss aaauuughhhhhhbhhh #hl2vrai #hlvrai #tommy coolatta #should. I tag ol gordon here ?#I dont. Know. I don’t wanna Fuck up th hl tag #whatever.#hlvrai 2 #gordon freeman #gordon feetman #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai tommy #If they do do smth w stasis it’ll fuck me up so bad cos. ONE .#that means Gordon never got to go home. fucked up. Fucked up #TWO . It’s so. AUIUHGHH. It’s one thing w like. in the hl2 canon of Gman this like. Mysterious freak fuckin around w Gordon #Where it’s just an uncaring omnipotent Guy taking you in and out of limbo as he pleases #but with like. Dr coomer specifically tryna contact Gordon and TOMMY BEING GMAN. FUCK. it’s like. Now it’s your friends.#now it’s your friends who need you and are trying to help you along. putting you into place. THERES SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT THERE #this might be me reaching but it’s like. ohhhh my god #wgatever. What the fuck ever #EDIT: SOMEONE JST POINTED THIS OUT AND THIS WASNT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD. HES KINDA IN TH FUCKED UP VR CROUCH POSE. FUCK . FUCK

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theygotlost · 11 months

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family iconograph at koom valley ♥

#discworld #terry pratchett #sam vimes #sybil ramkin #samsybil #thud!#samuel vimes #sybil vimes #young sam #mine #I SPENT DAYSSSSS ON THIS............ PLEASE LOOK AT IT 😭#I dont normally have cause to draw babies but when i do.... jesus christ look at that little thang #also i know i cant draw backgrounds. IM SORRY

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scarlet-herring · 11 months

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some of y’all really feel like you’re reinventing like, 1950s gender roles

#stranger things #as someone who really only goes into —>#byler #tags. like please. is this a trait that says something about the character or is it ‘masculine/feminine’. pls learn to be normal about this #is the ‘will byers is more feminine bc he cries/has a flight/freeze instinct’ in the room w us right now.#is him potentially using a gun indicative of ppl trying fo make him ‘more masc’ or is it bc he has complicated relations w lonnie #like sure *lonnie* would see using a gun as a masc trait. but nancy uses one consistently without any of the same backlash.#what does *will* think about it. WE DONT KNOW LITERALLY ANYTHING. abt wills feelings about lonnie.#like pls. is this masc or fem or are you just reinventing gender roles. jesus christ

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starbuck · 5 months

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Real Emotional Labor Hours

#like.#i say ONE slightly emotionally vulnerable thing in a Christmas card. that is IT!#and then the next day i’m just unsuspectingly chillin - flipping through my Grammy’s book of Dutch oven recipes #and suddenly i’m being poked in the arm and whisked away to my Grandpa’s office because everything is a business meeting to him #and he’s crying (i have never seen him cry before) and having this insane joint conversation wherein he says he thinks i’m gonna die of hrt #and also gives me the hospital bracelet that was cut off my father’s dead body????#so like. ?????? UH!!!!!!!!!#and this was like. RIGHT before dinner - for the record #so obviously i’m doing GREAT and super normal #and if you ever wondered why i’m Like This - this is why #i was assigned Haunted at eight months old #and all i can do about it is explain hrt to my Grandpa so that he maybe stops being so fucking weird about it!!!!!!!#jesus CHRIST.#one (1) normal holiday family gathering PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!#I AM NO LONGER FUCKING ASKING #death //#sorry just realized i should tag that #ughhhhh

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soullessjack · 27 days

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objectively yes jack was suicidal because of an overwhelming mix of guilt and grief and shame and self hatred and anger and confusion over what he did however I do also think it was a little bit of embarrassment as well because he had post-psychosis clarity and realized he was a callous dickhead about Mary’s death TO HER SONS FACES and he’s just like “oh my god I need to kill myself”

#draft posting cuz I have nothing else to say #I feel like shit from a butt gang #cal.txt #spn #supernatural #jack kline #draft posting #mary winchester #spn 14x17 #spn season 15 #guys. can we talk about his suicidality arc. Please #can we just talk about him #the lord and savior Jesus Christ to my Utah Mormon boy #<- normal guy

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magpieddd · 3 months

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I started video editing again and i feel like such an old man, why am i searching tutorials on how to make two consecutive zooms i used to be able to do this shit when i was 15

#grimm official speaks #the key is using the “enlarge” effect instead of normal size keyframes of whatever the fuck they're called #alight motion is so laggy jesus christ i want video star again. PLEASE #PLEASE I CAN'T KEEP GOING IN LIKE THIS. AM DOESN'T EVEN LET ME SEE THE PREVIEW #I HAVE TO MAKE MY TRANSITIONS BLIND AND EXPORT THE VIDEO TO SEE THEM #ALL I WANT IS VIDEO STAR AGAIN. P L E A S E

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fishtank32 · 11 months

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being in fandoms where the ship names are derivative of character traits put together is so fucking confusing. Yallre playing little alchemy with the fucking ship names and it's confusing!!!!!! just mush the names together like normal people and be done with it!!!!!!!!!!

#what yhe hell is freenoodles. who are you talking about. techno??? like the mcyt????? what????? what??!??!?!?!?!?! since when was technoblad #in lego ninjago like really. i know this fandom has been here since like 2014 but jesus fucking christ yall #like some of them make sense. right. like lava for cole and kai. makes sense. rock guy and fire guy. lava. BBUT TECHNO?!?!?!?#/j on the last sentence i think its cute how fandoms have their own niches for their ship names BUT OH MYY GODDDDDDD ITS CONFUSING #its worse with ninjago bcs u have things like lava. WHICH MAKES SENSE BTW. and then you have things like bruise and techno. BUT THEN YOU HAV #JAYA. JUST JAYA. WHICH IS NORMAL SHIPPING CONVENTIOND IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THESE LEGOS GODDAMMIT #AAHADGIEYWSVSJSFSJWVWGSKAHXNEVWHSUZV #like. can we please decide what the hell we're doing here. can i please get a four page (min) essay and why the fuck yall do this #cause it doesnt make sense. do we only do the basic ship name thingy for m/f ships? bcs its like that w llorumi too????#like genuinely? i just wanna know. i do think its interesting and cute. but it also makes my time navigating these tumblr tags a living hell #anyways. this is about lmk and lego ninjago . god. i need help

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crueclown22 · 1 month

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my iPad only charged to 97% and dropped down to 93 and is charging really slowly.

so. uh. what’s that about.

#stupid stupid stupid stupid #i hate the fact that this is upsetting me so much #like I wanted to CRY #also I’m not a person who’s like obsessed with their ipad #it’s just new and technology just scares the fuck outta me #and it’s not normal. something changed and it makes me spiral and I hate it #it’s going up right now but Jesus Christ. please don’t let this be a regular thing #there were a lot of times where I just charged it and then didn’t charge it all the way and just kept doing that till it needed charged #stupid me I know #also this thing was a PRESENT. a 300 dollar present from my fam. yeah sure it’s been almost 5 years but fucking still #vent #ig it would be a vent

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piplupod · 27 days

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will i get in trouble if i make a joke about wanting to hire a hitman (not seriously asking but now i AM a little curious actually LMAO)

#i am so............... sigh.#trying to be so good about this whole situation but jesus christ i am close to tears i am just so fucking tired of it all #can my mother be normal about my generation struggling to make ends meet and fat people just existing for like. five minutes. please.#those are her two favourite groups of ppl to complain about endlessly and i am so fucking tired of it #even worse is that she does it in a way of like ''oh im just concerned :) you should all be taking better care of yourselves''#i think i would rather she come right out and say she thinks we're all stupid and awful and wastes of space #anyways here's to another day of having complex feelings about Le Abuser and wishing she was Not Existing while also not wanting her dead #head in my hands i wish i could disappear myself #also so fun knowing she thinks my body is disgusting bc of the body hair i have 👍👍👍 really doing great today #abuse tw #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

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uzaydenizanasi · 27 days

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This reminds me of my skk times. which i will not talk about. on account of what the fuck

#uzay.txt #jesus christ. thank god i'm normal now please do ignore any insane shit from my past. thank yuo ❤️#i need to delete the rest of the stuff on my blog but i haven't gotten to it aughghhjg.. shudders

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dandyshucks · 29 days

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okay stressful event done, hopefully i can be calm and normal again starting tomorrow 🙏

everyone put your lucky clovers and horseshoes together for me to hope that I did not get covid because I was the ONLY PERSON IN THE ENTIRE VICINITY WEARING A MASK. OUT OF 200 ISH PEOPLE. FUCK !

#but i wore it and i ignored all the stares and strange looks ppl gave me #i do not want to be further disabled jesus christ please i am hoping against hope I'll be okay #i did not have a choice in the matter of going or not but holy shit it was not worth going even 😭😭 it was so bad fjfkdl #I can't say much abt it bc I'll end up doxxing myself but it was so bad. and i wish i had not gone dbfkdl #also my mother was so mean and saying some random guy was disgusting and meanwhile i was like ummm awooga 👀#she is so fucking awful and i hate it. he had a bit of a belly sticking out from his shirt bc he was stretching and he had body hair #and um. well. we all know how Normal i am about that sort of guy.... Not Normal At All LMAO #it just makes me feel more affirmed in choosing to not ever share my art w my mother lmfao #she would hate what i draw. and I'm trying not to let that get to me but .... oh well i guess !#even though i learned at like age 11 that i shouldn't even try to share my creations w her i still yearn for approval or whatever #UMMM LOL WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT RN OOPS SORRY. I'll go skitter off into the night now DBFJDKL #HOPEFULLY I'LL BE NORMAL TOMORROW BLEASE... also i need to go see what Chase was posting earlier augh #dandy.cmd #vent //

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maro-mellow · 1 year

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Being in the Rick and morty fandom is a dangerous game to play, you’ve either got creepy reddit dudes or creepy tumblr/twitter shippers, everytime i open a rick and morty related page i beg the gods that it’s normal

#rick and morty #i love the show but jesus christ #why cant any fandoms im in be normal #anyway if you like r&m please and are a regular person please talk to me #r&m #rick & morty #rick sanchez #morty smith

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manofmanymons · 4 months

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mentall illness continues to be stored in shinonome sibs