#draft posting

[aimasup]

weirdmaggeddon never happens because Bill only exists as a hairless, quadrupedal cat of illwill

Bill was sent to young adult Dipper and Mabel as a gift by their grunkles. He is decades old and appears to hate everything with unbridled delight

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Still not over the “Captain Marvel is 8’5” to Billy Batsons 5’4”” reblog and thinking of someone seeing this unit of a man with all the kindness and positive radiance of a pure hearted child stopping a giant robot from crushing them like “sorry to bother you, I’ll get this out of your way lickety split!” And when he’s done demolishing the robot and looking like the wrath of god while doing so he just pops back down to ask if he can pet someone’s dog he saw while fighting.

The dog loves him, people are slightly perturbed bc he doesn’t even look human, he does but he’s uncanny. Just perfect symmetrical face with no blemishes and hair that refuses to budge but so unapologetically sweet and courteous Fawcett gets used to him and just get used to him being a home grown sweetheart.

Cue anyone else seeing him, like the League, and its alarm bells. He’s too good, he’s too perfect looking, and by god why is he so big.

First day? Batmans is upset he can’t find a facial match, Clark is suddenly in everyone else’s shoes at having to crane his neck to talk to the guy most the time, and Barda challenges him to a few strength tests he stalls out to have pleasant conversations with her during.

Diana just rings up the Olympians like “hey, did you guys make someone because this guy doesn’t look human right and says he works for Zeus.”

Again, down the line, identity reveal after the JL just got used to him after a week, and they are staring down at this scrawny teenager with chunky glasses, hearing aids, a face only a mother could love with all the scars, and rope burn scars on his wrists as he politely waves and introduces himself as radio host Billy Batson.

[ewwww-what]

You’re a piece of work, kid.

[67ssam]

The shocking discovery of the lack of sastiel fanfiction wounds my soul.

[parakeet]

looking through my drafts is literally like looking through my fucking junk drawer theres literally loose buttons in here................. why... what was i doing with this

[carpetbug]

i enjoy miraculous ladybug so much that the idea of watching it makes me feel ill but then i watch it and i’m like dude i love this show then i love it too much and i feel ill so i stop watching it and start thinking about it instead but then i want to watch it but thinking about watching it makes me feel ill but i watch it anyways and go dude i love this show

[soullessjack]

today was absolutely horrible so here’s some silly jack facts(?) from the transcripts to cheer me up

• from tombstone: jack watches the walking dead and his favorite character is Glen (based)

• from destiny’s child: jack likes sunsets :)

• from good intentions: jack tells Michael to go fuck** himself

**he technically says ‘screw’ but what do you think that’s a stand in for

• from last holiday: jack likes cinnamon

• from tombstone again: when cas asks about jack, referring to him as ‘the nephil child,’ dean says “he’s not really a child. more like a…he can vote but he can’t buy his own beer yet age.”

from tombstone AGAIN: dean’s original “team free will 2.0” line would refer to jack as ‘one plucky half-angel kid,’ with plucky meaning ‘brave,’ or ‘having/showing determined courage in face of difficulties’

[takkkoshi]

Posting old fanart for his birthday

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

The many hypotheses of just what the hell Captain Marvel is

Some magic god dude from either another planet or dimension, would not be their first and definitely not their last

Some sort of homunculus or created being by the Greek pantheon in a similar vein to Wonder Woman, just fully formed as an adult and not raised

Another Kryptonian off shoot species, literally just Clark thought this but has been made increasingly aware time and time again it’s not likely

Somebody’s future clone kid: An idea posed by Young Justice after Kon heard the “Superman’s magic clone” jokes and thought “but what if he is??” Main theory on clone parentage is Diana and Clark bc of both the looks and power set

Secretly just some guy, a theory banking on the fact Superman turned out to just be Clark so maybe Cap is just as anticlimactic with his real identity. Running joke of this theory is his names Joe (which is semi right since his middle name is Joseph)

[concretesweetner]

destructivedeathmare but error still has haphephobia so he just gets cucked the whole time by Reapers and Nightmares homoerotic immortal cryptid tension

[hoss-bonaventure]

walt really is the stupidest motherfucker in the world cause he could’ve easily baby-trapped jesse and jesse would 1000% fallen for it but instead he tried to kill his pseudo-son.

[valluvsberries]

DATING FINNEY BLAKE HEADCANNONS

Going to his baseball games is a must!😝

But I feel like when he would be playing his gaze would automatically go to you which will then distract him from the game.

But when you’re there he will push himself to do his best and win for you…

and his team of course…

But mostly you😌

Sometimes he would teach you how to play baseball in his free time.

Robin AND Gwen ship you two SO HARD🫨🤭

Honestly will forget that he’s literally dating you and will go all shy when you hug him

You’d have to remind him that you two are LITERALLY dating😚

If you two didn’t have your first kiss yet then I totally bet that Gwen would tease you guys until you guys do actually kiss.

“You guys have been dating for 3 months and still haven’t kissed?! What kinda relationship is that!?”

I feel like your first kiss would be at one of his baseball games…

Like after he wins and you congratulate him with a kiss!😦😽

Bro would be literally like “😳”

Or “😧”

Bro will be speechless for a moment before actually coming back to his senses just to say “woah...”

I can totally imagine that if your not that smart (like me) then he’ll give you little tutoring sessions

Which do NOT last long

You’ll go from tutoring to making out in the span of barely 10 minutes.

Gwen has probably walked in on you two kissing like about 100 times

“Ew! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little!!🤢”

Gwen would act disgusted but would honestly be happy that her brother found someone who can deal with his dorkyness

First Finney headcannon!

hope you love it😉

[parakeet]

just found this at the bottom of my drafts........ oh........... a post from the pre switch era...........

[ftl-faster-than-life]

I think it’s important to note that Barry’s life was so incredibly awful by the time he was convicted of murder that he told his absolute incompetent of an attorney that it was a relief to be going to prison because nothing else from the outside could hurt him anymore, and then Iris ‘rescues’ him from prison and whisks him away to the 30th century.

And then he spends two months in the 30th century, apparently fixing their ongoing fertility problems, before being kidnapped by the Anti-Monitor, spending weeks being tortured by Psycho-Pirate, and finally dying in a way that was horrific, painful, and traumatic (to himself and those who witnessed it.)

Oh and the Russells (Iris’ biological parents) knew full well what was going to happen to him as a result of their interference in his life at the time of his ‘rescue’.

[carpetbug]

alya bee design i’m undecided on :P bleh whatever

[myraniellejkelly]

I’m too busy doing my schoolwork and still 16 drafts, but can’t manage to finish the others related to Alice In Borderland, so here’s a sneak peek of my new draft related to weak hero class one.