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alloraiona · 2 months

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Okay I don’t need anyone to kill me in my sleep or haunt my dreams tonight for this, but I had a thought while working that I need to share:

So we all know that Noah has those sweet puppy dog/soft doe eyes right? Right. Now imagine that he looks up at you with those eyes when he goes down on y-

Just a thought I had to share🖤

#allora’s thoughts 💕#bad omens #bad omens cult #noah sebastian #please don’t kill me for this

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lyculuscaelus · 16 days

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Zeus, to Athena: You lost the game.

#has this been done before?#epic the musical #epic the wisdom saga #epic: the musical #epic: the wisdom saga #jorge rivera herrans #epic zeus #epic athena #god games #please don’t kill me for this

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kiwisandpearls · 2 months

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original meme by incorrectbatfam

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gayboybyerz · 2 years

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I’m gonna be controversial for a second and just say that Eddie Munson was the worst thing to come to stranger things. That’s all.

#stranger things #please don’t kill me for this #eddie munson #controversial opinion #maybe it isn’t him necessarily but his fan base #man I miss when the fandom was only at st2 #although us bylers were fighting for our lives #lol still miss it #byler #people he had so little screen time and y’all love him for what?#and let’s be honest he was born to die #if he comes back ima be mad #we don’t know him enough and so why are people so attached #because he is hot and so of course they love him #and the fact he has 2 ships with the little amount of time he was on screen just kinda shows the reasons for why people actually like him #I mean eddie had 2 interactions with Steve #and they were about girls😭#not to mention eddie was selling Chrissy drugs-#I just don’t understand the obsession with him #and we could have done without him🤷🏼‍♀️

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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seefasterdraws · 1 year

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hug! that! captain!

#bbc ghosts #ghosts bbc #this is the type of thing that wouldve been too cheesy for the tv show but is so lovely to imagine lol #get hugged jimmy boy #julian is sort of hug adjacent because i don’t think hes much of a hugger. well and hugging him is a bit awkward #yes the star is mary #fanny putting her hand on his arm/back fucking killed me though. if he got a hug from anyone i wouldve been obliterated #cap and kitty hug in the christmas special please please please pretty please #ik humphrey was whole in the coming out scene but i cannot be bothered to fit his giant ass outfit in there. sorry king

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squibo · 2 years

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Look where lieutenant?

#columbo #babygirl but I’m saying it in a deep voice like them tiktok sounds #I would post on twt but im scared I’ll get annihilated if I posted it there #I did the Saul pose too but I caught that the pose I drew was wrong and am going to fix #pleaseeeee please don’t get discouraged you should also draw columbo in this pose too!! there should be like 50 different versions #his arch Is killing me 😭😭😭🗿

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gavfleetout · 8 months

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Why is it that whenever there’s a wlw ship, it’s always the same two people in slightly different fonts?

On the left of each we have the dumbass jock, and on the right the often wealthy book and/or street smart gf who’s always 1000 gayer than their significant other.

And why is the dumbass one ALWAYS the main character? It doesn’t even matter if it’s canon or not. Like how did that happen?

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novicedraws · 3 months

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Sketch dump! (The other commentary are CFA and helsen, 🤫)

#fanart #digital #my art #art #doodles #kung lao #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 raiden #mortal kombat #railao #liu kang #Johnny cage #kenshi #please don’t kill me using showing your mini sketches

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platossoulmates · 2 months

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every comic i read gets me more and more angry about his portrayal in the movies and media

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kiwisandpearls · 12 days

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I really need someone to explain to me why class of 09 is so popular

like…to me it’s…fine…? Idk, I don’t have any strong feelings on it one way or another, I just personally think class of 09’s humor is really meh and barely gets even so much of a chuckle out of me

#talk away ⌞🍵🍋 ⌝#again #this is my personal opinion #please don’t kill me for this #class of 09 #class of 09 critical #I guess??#not really tho #just in case people wanna block the tag

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gojoest · 4 months

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………i have to fuck him in that state

#— ai rambles #and let him destroy me 🤍#u don’t understand i am in agony and it’s not the period cramps #that’s my husband that spits in my mouth #i can’t do this i feel crazier than he is in that scene rn i’m sick of this #please just kill me #[ ♡ ] — satoru

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shuueep · 10 months

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Albino human disguise scarab + uh…… Prismo in a pink body suit

#please don’t kill me #prismo #prismo the wishmaster #scarab #scarab the god auditor #prohibited wish #prohibitedwish #human scarab #human prismo

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thret-rhett · 2 months

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#dsmp #please don’t kill me for this i missed her ok #cleminnit #c!tommy #my art #digital art #art

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redhotarsenic · 1 year

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THE STORM IS ABOUT TO RAGE!!

(for the lovely @nowfallc)

#hi hi very very sorry for taking a million years forgive meeeeee #please accept this humble offering. pulling it out of my trench coat like it’s contraband. I’ve got the goods.#I’ll do another btw. I’m already formulating MANY evil plans. my villainy WILL continue <3 #hehehehehehe >:3 #now! excuse me while I collapse into a pile of bones! because this one killed me fr! 🙏#also listen to the storm by machine girl NOW right NOW that’s what this is supposed to be based around so DO IT okay I COMMAND you! <3 #there’s a vibe I was trying to match! I don’t know if I accomplished it! but this picture is DONE as FUCK!!#trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun stampede #trigun fanart

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scrimblyscrorblo · 1 month

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Love in fics where these two interact cuz canonically the most Poe has interacted w him is bailing him out of jail TT

He is absolutely nervous because he means so much to Ranpo, absolutely not because he’s authority. I refuse to believe my man cares much for authority tbh his behaviour simply does not support the idea that he does

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