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clovermoonspell · 1 year

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From Mark's IG

#the perfect song for him #funniest man alive #please take this ring....#häärijä #käärijä #joker out #nordic tour

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beetleandfox · 8 days

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I love how unsanitized The Terror feels. Like there’s grime everywhere. You can tell those men smell bad. When they do surgery you can hear the bone being cut, when they get sick they look genuinely ill. The main character’s actor even has pockmarks, he LOOKS like he could be from the 1800s! And idk, I think it’s cool that we’re so aware of the characters’ carnal desires. They’re hungry, thirsty, freezing, etc, and it is so obvious that they have a body with needs!!

I think this also accounts for how horny the show feels, even though everyone is bundled up 90% of the time and there are no real romantic subplots. Besides the fact that it’s a very carnal show, it just has the intimacy and grime of true horniness. Is this thing on

#rambling #virtually none of my mutuals/followers like The Terror… y’all please give it a shot…..#it’s SO MUCH like jsamn. like surprisingly similar #speaking of fantasy novels #I should write a little essay about how many Great Stories have a sense of physical realism to them!#like think about Lord of the Rings #in those books it takes them ages to get anywhere. they spend a lot of time talking about their water bottles and food supplies #and I’m thinking of that one bit where they spend the whole chapter trying to figure out how to get down a small cliff #you FEEL like you’re hiking with them #same sorta deal with the terror #the terror #the terror amc #I’m talking about horniness very confidently for someone who is ace lol

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months

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Who will deal the most damage?

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #yu ziyuan #poll #Please note this is not a 'who would win in a battle if they fought each other'.#This is a 'who would be the scariest person to see on the other side of fighting ring.'#Yu Ziyuan knows how to do the bend and snap (a spine).#Lan Wangji has 20+ years of biting and scratching stored in his bones.#I missed the opportunity to give YZY sandals in pd-MDZS so I could properly say 'Yu Ziyuan con la chancla'.#However she's most likely wielding a heeled designer shoes. Steel tipped in the front and back.#As always there will be a follow up to the results of this poll. Who knows what that will be!#(I did make a 'bloodied up' version - but I didn't like it as much. Take this version as them *just before* they start the bloodshed.)#I'll post the alt on my twitter later on. For the fun!

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havoc-7 · 5 months

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Does anybody else badly want a TBB novelization or is it just me

#sw tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb tech #tbb #tbb hunter #tbb wrecker #the bad batch #star wars #star wars the bad batch #MAKE IT HAPPEN FILONI #I will do it #I will take the ring to Mordor #or in other words #give me the go ahead and I will novelize all three seasons #please

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machineheraldbabe · 16 days

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as is our tradition, we must gather round, join hands, and manifest viktor's return.

times are tough, viktor nation. we have been scorned by the purple heart and then the trailer. but we have 3 final chances: another poster reveal, geeked week's sneak preview, and, if all else fails, the final trailer.

viktor nation thrives on delusion. we subsist on misguided hope. but we are eternal. we will win.

#is this for the bit? mostly #but 1% of me still rings optimist #i want to say that we were there on the frontlines if riot breaks viktor's silence #but yes it will be very cool if we see nothing of him until the season is out #i will be very very happy #please take this as a joke/nuanced lol #viktor arcane #arcane #arcane season 2 #arcane s2

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deathpressmonogatari · 1 month

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I think about this so much. Miquella was afraid to the very end. Even after casting away his very flesh, his love, he was still burdened with fear. Perhaps Miquella was afraid to become a god, afraid of the ruin he left behind to reach this point. No wonder St. Trina calls godhood a prison. They were scared to be trapped like their mother, in the cage of being a god.

#elden ring #miquella the unalloyed #shadow of the erdtree #miquella the kind #miquella #i love him #miquella deserves better #i hate fromsoftware #please take all of miquella & malenia's suffering and give it to godrick

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theyhitthepentagon · 1 month

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WENDY: im a lesbian im going to the gravity falls pride parade later [CAMERA FOCUSES ON BACKGROUND WHERE DIPPER IS PEEKING THROUGH THE DOORWAY INTO THE GIFTSHOP] DIPPER TO MABEL: mabel mabel did you hear that? wendy said shes a "lesbian"! maybe if i become a lesbian ill have a chance with wendy! i might be able to find something about this in the journal MABEL: Dipper come on you dont have a chance with wendy and also i dont think you know what a lesbian is. (slaps progress pride flag sticker on Waddles's face and he oinks) DIPPER: shut up jesser i found something! the author talks about a secret boon found in an ancient witches cottage turned him into the beautiful "butch lesbian" he always wanted to be. all i need to do to get with wendy is find this boon! mabel lets go!

[SUBPLOT]

SOOS: (wandering into a crowded part of town) woah where am i theres so many acceptably-clothed-but-nearly-naked people here BACKGROUND FEMME LESBIAN: (emerges from crowd) wowie a hot butch! come here handsome! SOOS: woah ladies, one at a time! [HARDCUT TO FACE] hark! my optimized aura is irresistible to women. (holding up carabiner with a shti ton of keys hooked on it) maybe spending my paycheck on this fancy carabiner was a good idea! (he is dogpiled by hot scantily clad dykes)

#my truth #gravity falls #please rate my episode idea #i take criticism #later in the episode dipper is unable to find the boon so he cuts his losses and heads to the pride parade with mabel #they find soos and he tells them about how the ladies have been all over him and he suspects its because of his awesome and useful carabine #that he bought at the mystery shack #stan found it in the extra room and just put it on sale as a mysteriously shaped key ring from outer space #dipper goes hey wait a minute and looks at the journal #its revealed that the boon has been in soos's hands the whole time #dipper gets ahold of the carabiner and puts it on and then runs to find a mirror #to see what changed #but hes like basically the exact same as before #(the boon has no magical properties ford just found it in a witches hut and assumed it was magic)

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catz4ever · 23 days

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No.

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND.

I NEED HIM TO SURVIVE THIS SEASON.

#adar #sam hazeldine #rings of power #the rings of power #uruk #lotr #adar rings of power #trop #lord of the rings #for real if he dies I will take off work to mourn #you can judge me if you want but I love him #please send help #I'm cheering him on nervously but I'm so scared they're going to kill him off #i am low key looking forward to seeing him in action during the battle but I'm so scared they're going to kill him off

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justalittlehoneybee · 2 years

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Why do almost all x reader fics have to be smut?? I just wanna have tea with my comfort character is that too much to ask??

#this is a joke please for the love of fuck don’t take it too seriously <3 #mandalorian x reader #hobbit x reader #marvel x reader #avengers x reader #x reader #fanfics #insert reader #reader #foryoupage #aesthetic #viral #Star Wars x reader #hunger games x reader #lord of the rings x reader #pirates of the Caribbean x reader #Harry Potter x reader #moonknight x reader

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lesbianholyspirit · 3 months

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Elden ring demigod lore: abridged

#please don’t take this too seriously lol #most of them honestly probably have BOTH mommy and daddy issues considering their dad is their mom and their mom is their dad #but for the sake of simplicity #either or #elden ring #shadow of the erdtree

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uncanny-tranny · 11 months

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I love you smile lines and worry lines and grey and white hair and wrinkles and purple spiderweb veins and the process of aging and living in a body that is standing the test of times. I love you experiences that make you wiser and stories that make you laugh, and every little process that happens to get to the point where you have so many memories because you have the fortune to be here and be so radiant

#positivity #pro aging #also i hate you 'anti aging' scams that capitalize on fear of aging. death by 1000000 papercuts for ye #saw a hair video where they restored the salt-and-pepper colour in an older clients hair and it looked SO GOOD at the end #i love when people throw in the towel and embrace their aging however that looks #it isn't productive to shame people who are ashamed of aging and i just want to. celebrate aging #in a world that simultaneously venerates youth and adulthood and hates BOTH you need to find some sense of freedom #as a Young Adult(tm) please please PLEASE older folks seeing this/following me know that i look up to you #older folks i need you to know that your worth NEVER diminished when you added a new number on your birthday cake #and your body and mind and soul NEVER lost worth because it started to creak a little at the joints #and i might be wrong about this because i'm still young but it can be SO tempted to miss your youth when you feel like...#...you've somehow LOST part of yourself by growing older. and so much of aging is about change and some things don't stay the same...#...and that IS scary and i will never once fault somebody for that. but please don't fall into the trap that because you've aged that...#...you somehow have forever lost fundamental pieces of Who You Are and you could never come back from that...#...for your own sake and sanity you deserve to find comfort and solice and understanding in who you still are...#...because you are still - at the core - the same. you can never take this away from yourself #and i know this might ring hollow because i just don't get what it's like to be older #but i have looked at my elders and felt awe at their age and their experiences #and i know what that is like and it's awesome. i just wish more older people knew that so many of us look at you with awe...#...and - if you can believe it - some of us ENVY your age or experiences or even body #i'm watching an 'older' content creator (older by internet standards 🙄) and i envy him for how eventful his life was #i envy that he experienced a different world - one that i have only heard about from my dad because i was too young to remember it #and i admire this person for their wisdom and thoughts because they've come from his experiences living in a Different World #it's that type of stuff that makes me unafraid to keep on living #inspired by following somebody like. twice my age posting about their excitement abiut growing older and !!!!!!! YEAHHHHHH #didn't realize they were closer to my dad's age but that's so cool???????????

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kingsofgaytham · 1 year

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i sometimes think about how one of the first things stede did upon waking up and meeting the charming stranger was inviting him into his secret closet and then in the same episode they not only swap clothes but exchange rings too