#poggers headcanons!

[wasyago]

chip chip chip chip

[the-little-iral]

You know that theory of Callie and Marie having a octoling ancestor???

I'm obssessinh with it cus they become SO iconic because they easily differentiated themselves from the other character and their charisma which basically is Cuttlefish... And Octavio

And you know octarians can make octotroppers by cutting a (hair)tentacle

And also [Spoilers of Splatoon 3 Hero Mode]

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Both, octolings and inklings evolute thanks to the crystals with wishes of humanity

So what if... Hear me out... WHAT IF Inklings they received the gift of asexual reproduction, so they can have their dream kid(s) with the person they love if they think about them and cut a (hair)tentacle????

... and what if certain veteran inkling did that thinking about certain octoling?????

[bruggle]

Headcanon time:

Kaos, Aurora, and Ro-bow are a zoomer friend group.

If at any time two or all three of them are on a mission together, they will speak solely in memes and internet lingo to each other and whatever poor soul is with them.

Kaos started it as a way to mess with all the older sensei/skylanders (this little man is petty), but eventually Aurora and Ro-bow got into it as well. They thought it was funny. Then, it slowly morphed into a friendship.

Ambush hates it the most and refuses to work with all three if them on a mission. If it's just one, sure. Two, maybe. But all three? No.

Nobody is sure how it happened. It just kinda did.

[xfriskfannumberidk]

Headcanon:mangle like being in fridges...so I drew it

[hellish-times]

Isaac personality wise is somewhere in between being a millennial, and being a fucking boomer. Despite only being 30 😔

[meili-sheep]

When I write Kaeya I feel like I always make him harsher than I mean to. I think part of it is I hardly write him without Diluc. And I think he still really cares for Diluc, so he has a hard time controlling his emotions. And mans has a lot of unprocessed emotions.

So maybe it's appropriate he takes a harsher tone. I don't know I feel like cutting him some slack.

[miwtual]

i love you so much! you and your headcanons are so poggers

thank u molly <3

[lagomoz]

Proseka headcanons

-as rui’s childhood friend, nene has extensive fire safety knowledge

-shizuku is adopted, hence why she looks so different from shiho. she was adopted shortly before the moon rabbit event and it contributed to her clinginess

-shiho forgets this fact sometimes. she’ll casually mention something like shizuku got all mom’s good genes so unfair and ichika has to be. um. shiho

-kanade is mildly nearsighted/myopic but spends so much time at her computer she hasn’t noticed

-emu is buff. she climbs multiple stories without breaking a sweat and is canonically part of the swimming, handball and rhythmic gymnastic clubs, you can’t tell me she doesn’t have some muscle

-saki helps out as a human notepad for tsukasa, reminding of him things he would otherwise forget within 5 minutes

-the vocaloids also help. at first it was unnerving to have hatsune miku be an extension of his psyche that knows his darkest secret (stole saki’s candy when he was 6) but now his phone has a more reliable catgirl themed reminder system

-you know that classic nightmare of leaving the house without pants? tsukasa has legitimately done that as a kid. he forgor. (saki will never let him live it down)

-in the kamiyama student council/hall monitor room, an has put up at sign saying “_ days since last kamishiro incident”

-the shinonome siblings both figured out the other one was gay before they figured it out about themselves

-airi’s great at trivia from her time as a variety show star. she still can’t beat minori at idol trivia, though

-ena keeps a diary with fort knox level security. try to read it and you’ll lose a finger

-saki learned to crochet from the old ladies in the hospital

-shiho’s most treasured phenny is a somewhat lumpy crocheted phenny holding a very lumpy crocheted bass guitar

-tsukasa snores. he falls asleep in 10 seconds and sounds like a dying lawnmower

-mizuki has learned a small bit of french from their sister and uses it exclusively to teach rui and an how to swear in french

-emu still celebrates her grandfather’s birthday, even if he’s not there to celebrate with her

-ena is allergic to dogs, the middle point to airi’s cat allergy and akito’s dog phobia

-rui has various small scars from his experiments over the years, but nobody ever believes the real causes (rocket launcher, robot bite, exploding balloon animal, etc.) so he just makes up a new cause every time someone asks

-mmj! has had repeated incidents of minori and airi’s little siblings walking into frame when streaming at their houses. shiho understands the concept of a livestream but has still been caught failing at creeping past like that one new broadcast of the guy crawling along the floor

-kanade has pots & eds, this one I have a reason for look at her symptoms. chronic exhaustion, heat and cold intolerance, comorbid sleep issues and depression, dizziness when standing up, fainting after standing up, very pale skin, family history of medical issues, pain at normal physical activities, exercise intolerance, vertigo at mild exertion, she just fucking dies during the entire baseball event, I could go on. she canonically gets pain in her hands from opening a jar girl that is not just being out of shape that is physical disability. this one I will go conspiracy board on listen to me I’m right

-kohane ate bugs as a kid. an is horrified, toya is confused, akito is impressed

-ena and airi got in trouble in middle school because they’d keep starting fist fights in defense of the others honor. if they saw the other in a fight they’d jump in guns blazing no hesitation no questions ask ready to throw the fuck down

-vbs!rin and len were given a skateboard by an and then promptly had the skateboard confiscated by meiko for property destruction

-haruka is horrible with slang. she asks the stream chat what poggers means and immediately uses it completely wrong, killing all viewers on impact

-minori is torn between thinking it’s cute and wanting to die

-toya has been banned from arcades before because he made them lose too much money/they suspected he was cheating

-ena brought kanade over for girls night and nearly scared akito half to death because he went down to get a late night snack and there was some Ghastly Creature looming in his kitchen

-kohane's parents stick out like a sore thumb when going to her live shows. it mortifies her that everyone on vivid street can recognize them as the only milquetoast middle aged couple dressed in normal clothes loudly going YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE that don't know the first thing about music

-minori knows basic programming. she mostly uses it for forums, blogs, html, other web design things usually related to idols as a hobby, but she's become the groups designated anti-shizuku tech support

-mafuyu has always been able to see ghosts but after adults figured she was just playing pretend as a kid so she shrugged and figured it was normal and not worth bringing up again

-honami has one of those massive extended families and somehow keeps track of them all. at any given time cousin #57 can crawl out of the woodwork and she remembers their new job, favorite food, past three romantic relationships and list of allergic reactions

-mizuki does doll customizing as a hobby. they prefer making human sized clothes, but it's fun to make them miniature too. they've introduced shizuku to it and she loves it, but doesn't have the heart to do anything that would hurt the doll (sawing limbs off, dunking them in boiling water, shoving wires in them, etc.)

[cinnamon-bunni]

💙💛🧡123 Headcanons🧡💛💙

bc I love them so much........they are everything to me your honor dhushadhhsjajdhsjai am so normal about these three

These three have the best dynamic to ever your honor

we have the Tired Mom, the (not) Cool Older Brother, and the Loser Older Brother (that you forget is technically an older brother). what else would you ever want?

like??? Lucifer needs to put the two on a leash whenever they go out shopping. i mean he has to do that for all of his brothers but its upsetting that he needs to do it for these two as they should be the most well-behaved

but Levi is on the verge of summoning lotan because he didnt get a limited time figurine of a sanrio x ruri-chan crossover and mammon is currently trying to start up what appeared to be a pyramid scheme, so no these two were not to be trusted alone

But most days are good days though! Mammon behaves sometimes because Lucifer says if he's good then he can get a special treat; and Levi behaves majority of the time outside, but that's often because Lucifer handed him a tablet before leaving the car and he's been on it and not paying attention for the whole trip, just trailing behind Lucifer

In a similar vein, I think while Lucifer is trying to catch Levi up on the details of an important student council meeting he missed, the second he sees Levi's eyes start to wander he's quick to pull out with a subway surfers video or smth to keep his attention to the matter at hand (he also keeps a small bag with grimm in it to jingle in front of Mammon; it has the same affect)

Lucifer often looks at his brothers and is like "i expect more out of you two," and Mammon is like "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" and Levi responds by insulting Lucifer with so many internet slang words that Lucifer only knows half of at most but he knows he should be offended

You know how most people know a trend/meme is dead when the older generations get their hands on it? yeah that's Lucifer. Mammon cringes so hard whenever any internet term leaves his older brother's mouth. Levi cried once when Lucifer used the word "poggers"

(Lucifer, of course, is very much aware of this, and uses this to his advantage. He does his best to pay attention to the types of terms Levi uses, but they change like everyday and Lucifer is still always somehow a few years behind

Speaking of embarrassing older brothers: Mammon is such a col older brother and brags and boasts about this fact all the time and Levi is soooooo embarrassed by him its unreal. Like how the hell is this scumbag, who isn't even a tenth as cool as Lucifer is, his older brother. how did this happen

Obviously the label of "older brother" is used less the younger they get--Lucifer is The big brother; Mammon is an older brother but often isn't viewed as one (despite desperately wanting to be seen as one bc he loves his brothers soooo much he wants to protect them so badly I could go on for forever about it tbh); and Levi is more of "oh right i'm older" sort of older brother. he's like a babysitter than anything else

These three definitely get together in Lucifer's study to get drunk and talk tho you know they do. They all have to deal with so much shit from the younger four (most don't respect them as older brothers, don't listen to them, don't heed warnings about cursed objects (that necklace is cursed Asmo don't put it on stop putting it on-)), and so the three just get together and complain <33

They also coo a lot abt their younger brothers! Either when they get together and drink, or in their group chat. i mean, this is a bit canon already as the three talk about their brothers in their groupchat, but thinking about how they talk abt their brothers behind their backs (in a positive way) is sooo cute <3

also thinking abt how the three work very well together when needed! need to work on a larger chore together (grocery run, errands that need to get done either for their own reasons, for Diavolo, or for RAD)? usually lucifer and levi get the most work done when paired together! lucifer is often good at making sure levi stays on task, and is able to deal with his possible whining without making it worse

if mammon and levi usually leave with an 80% of either getting off track, or not getting anything done to begin with. on a good day they'll take an hour longer than needed

lucifer and mammon can get a lot of work done as well together! lucifer just has to keep a tight leash on mammon <3 but mammon, despite how much he gets on lucifer's nerves, steps up a lot when it's just him and lucifer

like, lucifer can trust mammon with just about anything...like yeah, hes annoying to all hell and back, but he's loyal and trustworthy. he's his brother, who lucifer can trust to keep him in check and go along with his plans when things go awry. they trust each other so much even when everything has gone to shit <33

and you know that even tho levi is big brother himself, lucifer and mammon still tease him bc he's still a little brother in their eyes <3 and the both are always just so incredibly proud of him when he learns and grows and gets out of his shell after they all fell

lucifer cares so much for all of them, and hes so proud of mammon and levi of what they've become. theyre responsible and caring and so full of love for the rest of their brothers and the people in their lives?? like. even after everything he's put them through, the pain he cause, the two still held up their heads and helped their younger brothers when they needed it. lucifer couldnt ask for better brothers

and levi and mammon?? following lucifer to the ends of the earth. hes done so much for this family and yeah, hes such a pain in the ass sometimes that it gets on their nerves, but they know how much he cares. how his heart bleeds for his family. he would do just about everything for this family, and mammon and levi would be right behind him with it

the three clash and get on each others' nerves often but like. those three? their bond is stronger than anything in the Three Realms. they all have each other's backs and would all just do everything in their power to protect their family and have them all safe <3 and really thats all the three of them could ask for

[ritasanderson]

I will headcanon both Arthur and Eleanor as trans because the idea that at some point in life they decided to switch gender with each other is funny and actually poggers

[th3e-m4ng0]

Noticed you use she/her pronouns for megatron do you headcanon her as a woman by any chance? Either way I think it's very poggers

in my brain she is bigender !! 🫡🙏

[miles-wrightworth]

ello! :P what are your other ships? i mean obv there's wrightworth, but what are your headcanons and thoughts on other relationships?

THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTION! i like answering questions :3

okay so in no particular order:

Miles x Phoenix - obviously. tell me if yall want to hear about my nrmt hcs ;3 they are t4t and nobody can take that from me

Kristoph x Phoenix - they had some sort of sexual mind games and manipulation during 7yg they hate eachother and Kris tries to poison Phoenix many times.

Franziska x Maya - silly borgor girl x literal vampire <3

Blackquill x Nahyuta (past Blackquill x Fullbright) - i hc Nahyuta as nb and i always give Blackquill an australian accent for no reason lmao

Gumshoe x Maggey - Gumshoe deserves the world <3 i just want the man to be happy

Kay x Ema - theyre both chaotic as hell they belong together. i hc Kay as they/she and Ema as transfem

Klavier x Apollo (past Clay x Apollo) - i hc Klav as they/he genderqueer and obviously Apollo is transmasc

Trucy x Pearl - isnt like, my fav but its silly cute lil autistic gorls

Athena x Juniper - lesbiam :)

god forgive me for this one

Gant x Manfred - before mvk got married he's a homophobic homosexual. old man yaoi ig

Sebastian is aroace imo hes a silly loner <3

and for TGAA:

Ryuunosuke x Kazuma - power couple frfr i would say theyre t4t but it would ne hard in that time period :(

Barok x Harebrayne or Barok x Sholmes - i cannot decide i love them both

Susato x Rei - cuties <3

Gina x Maria - aughhhhhhh i adore their dynamic

okay i think thats it yall can ask me to elaborate on my hcs for specific ships if ya want :D

edit: Sholmes x Mikotoba is also poggers

[azuremist]

I think that Chilchuck should be headcanoned as nonbinary more often. His voice actor in English is nonbinary. Also I think it would be poggers if people wrote about someone who grew up as a man realizing they’re nonbinary when they’re middle-aged. That would be pretty awesome

[eatingstringcheese]

headcanons - tenya iida

in which we dive into the world of headcanons for tenya iida

warnings: none

❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ GENERAL

»❁» this boy brushes his teeth after every meal, no need for Colgate Whitening Strips here

»❁» his eye sight is fucked because he used to stay up and read in the dark

»❁» "pog, yeet, cap" and other internet slang confuses him but that's okay

»❁» holding doors is a hobby for him

»❁» his favorite songs are Fly Me To The Moon, Break My Stride, and Moral of the Story

»❁» book smart himbo level 100

»❁» he has dry eyes and wants to wear contacts but can't because they give him a headache

»❁» he likes to organize for fun

»❁» he uses the Suave 2-in-1 body wash thing

»❁» his cologne = Versace Dylan Blue

»❁» sweaters, khakis, and button downs are his casual clothes, hoodies and t-shirts scare him

»❁» king of dark/light academia aesthetic

»❁» the american school system pisses him off

»❁» Turbo and Bolt are his favorite movies

»❁» he likes skincare but barely knows a thing about it

»❁» he's a very big supporter of the LGBTQ+ community and loves to educate people on gay and trans rights

❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ BEST FRIENDS

»❁» you guys met because you were failing in class and Iida volunteered to tutor you. his uptight nature and your laid back attitude rubbed off on each other and now you're almost inseparable

»❁» he talks about you to his family a lot

»❁» he's pretty over-protective so you coined him with the nickname "dad"

»❁» your hangouts consist of movies (he lets you pick) and then skin care because he likes it and you're pretty good at it

»❁» when you guys have sleepovers he wants to get to bed at a good time but you end up laughing your ass off at the smallest things while tenya tries to quiet you down

»❁» if you tell him you're hungry he'd hesitate to ask where you wanna go because he cares about you but knows you want fast food or sweets which is not the healthiest of options

»❁» you tried to teach him some internet trends but he failed

»❁» when you're cold he'll give you his uniform jacket (at school) or the sweater he's wearing

»❁» you bought him a t-shirt that said "#1 Dad", he was very offended. not by what the shirt said, just the fact that you dared to buy him a t-shirt

»❁» you make fun of his stiff movements and he pretends to hate it (he doesn't, he thinks it's funny)

»❁» worries about you alot

❬ 🖉 ❭ ━━ DATING

»❁» he asked you out during one of your tutoring sessions, a date at the mall food court

»❁» your mall date was chaotic, you went to the arcade, window shopped, and had lunch in

»❁» respects your boundaries, always asks for consent before touching you in any way, hand holding, kisses, hugs ALL WITH CONSENT FROM BOTH PARTIES :D

»❁» protective (bordering overly) but really he just loves you, when you talk to anyone else he freaks out a bit but tries to assure himself that you'll be fine

»❁» (if you're afab) he'd mark your period in his calendar because he's cool like that and he'd make you feel better :D

»❁» when you're sad he does his best to make you happy because you being sad makes him sad

»❁» he's a good boy so he'd kiss the back of your hand like a gentleman

»❁» he likes when you play with his hair

»❁» could and would go on and on about how perfect you are when he's talking to midoriya and uraraka

»❁» you guys like to bake together

»❁» you bake all kinds of muffins

»❁» he calls you "muffin" because of it

»❁» when you bake he'll hug you from behind and with his arms around your waist and resting his head on your shoulder so he can smell your cologne/perfume/soap or whatever you use (he really likes when you use vanilla shampoo yk)

»❁» you could tell him he's poggers and he'd look at you super confused and then research it to learn but then use it really awkwardly like "this new book i'm reading is totally poggers- muffin, did i use that correctly?"

»❁» if you got married he call you his lady/deity/prince :D

»❁» on road trips he'd give you control of the music because he drives and if you fell asleep he'd turn on something classical

»❁» lofi? he's never heard of it, but once you introduce him he's hooked

»❁» he thinks your stunning and likes to remind you how much he loves you

lmk if u wanna be added to the taglist :) like n reblog if u enjoyed <3

[meowicule]

ranpoe headcanons except you slowly realize that im just basing these off of real life events with my boyfriend

one time poe got jealous of dazai and told ranpo and was like “i understand if you want to be with him and im sorry for any trouble ive caused” and ranpo was flabbergasted because why would he choose to date DAZAI?

ranpo has poe do jobs for him sometimes because he doesn’t feel like doing it and poe treats these as life or death scenarios. “i have to impress ranpo!!!”

poe has a notebook dedicated to memorializing things ranpo has done that wooed poe. this ranges from accounts of displays of affection to quotes he’s said. ranpo requests to read through this notebook every so often and will without fail laugh at every single one of his jokes

poe says i love you first because he’s so overwhelmed with love that it’s hard NOT to say it and ranpo is so taken off guard he says some shit like “poggers” (likely not that phrase but something similar) and poe genuinely believes this response to be better than simply saying it back because “it’s so ranpo!”

whenever poe leaves the room ranpo will loudly yell “im being abused wah wah my boyfriend hates me and has left me to die oh woe is me where did he go im so cold” until poe gets back

ranpo fell first and it took poe a while to realize how he felt for ranpo because he genuinely didn’t know how to deal with it and so he ignored it. this repression plays a part in how overly affectionate he is now — he has so much to make up for!

poe knew how ranpo felt but constructed some elaborate scenario to justify not facing his feelings (“oh we’re rivals we cannot engage like this! oh the guild cannot canoodle with the agency” etc etc)

poe has set the bar so low in terms of being smooth that ranpo gets genuinely flustered whenever poe gets even slightly close to flirting like a normal person

whenever ranpo says anything people assume poe will hear it too. the agency had to take some time to adjust to this because there was a bit of a trust barrier regarding the guild.

[maccaronimassacre]

Random Ethan Headcanons

A/N: Insomnia strikes again so I’m making more headcanons. Also I love Ethan if you couldn’t tell. I just want to put him in my pocket and feed him Capri suns.

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Considering that Ethan used to be a software engineer so he was hunched over a computer for hours at a time, his posture is horrific.

Chris probably bought him a posture brace straight after their first training session.

Or knowing Chris he probably landed a blow to Ethan’s back that was so hard it realigned his spine.

100% a Reddit user.

Probably reads a couple of stories and posts to wind down before going to bed every night.

He has definitely said poggers at least once.

Has small nervous tics or fidgets when he’s concentrating on something.

Definitely a nail bitter and a leg bouncer when he is stressed or anxious.

His parents definitely did the soap under the nails method to get him to stop biting his nails when he was a kid.

I can also see Ethan being able to do a bunch of cool tricks with a pen, twirling it around his fingers like it’s a butterfly knife when ever he’s reading or trying to solve something.

Very big on compliments and praise.

Tell him that he’s doing great or even just a simple compliment about his outfit and he’s buzzing with joy for the rest of the day.

He probably doesn’t know how to take them.

He just smiles politely and laughs but internally he’s jumping like a kid on Christmas.

The easiest way to fluster him is to compliment his voice.

Tell him how smooth his voice is and Ethan’s stumbling over his words and blushing furiously.

Because of his dry wit and sarcasm I feel like he’d appreciate British humour.

Loves Monty Python and the Holy Grail.