#poké-non

[thecuddlesystem]

real pokemon anon here (the og) !!! I agree with the other pokemon anon, you all have great picks :]] and it's nice to see someone else who also has a Pokemon sp in!!! We keep winning

AH REAL POKÉ-NON IM SO SORRY there's a mimikyu anon out there... (/j)

We're all so stoked for Scarlet and Violet, personally we're gonna be buying Violet but can't choose between having Quaxly or Fuecoco as our starter qwq guess we'll choose once the game comes out and we can see the full evolution line

Pokémon fans really do keep winning, I love talking about this silly monster catching game

[scribshade]

[Poké-Heroes AU] a doctor and his 5'11 puppy

[chonkchu]

Even though I declared Cyra as half-gay for Pride month and cannonly in my universe she does have a female mate eventually, I often wonder if people would ship her with other ‘mons 🤨

[realpokemon]

Why do we refer to some things with the Poké-prefix? It feels a little redundant, like it implies that there is a non-pokédollar for example and signifying ours is special……. what does the government know that we dont?

i think you're pokéreading too far into the pokélinguistics and pokétymology. it's pokéfine

[torterracotta]

When I heard Gerry Duggan get asked on Cerebro, white boy to white boy, about the unfortunate optics of announcing and then immediately murdering the least white team of X-Men in years, I knew we'd be in for some shit. Man, did he deliver - after some evasive waffling about how ORCHIS is meant to be fascist, and how the story's point is to put the collective back of mutantkind even more against the wall than it was any of the last six times something like this has happened.

And, honestly? That's fair! This year's Hellfire Gala is ultimately the first part of a larger story, and history shows it's not going to last forever — hell, does anyone remember what the status quo was immediately before HoXPoX? At least this time most of the characters have implicitly just been sucked into Mother Righteous's magical Poké Ball, rather than outright killed; if anything, that's an improvement. I was fully content to just think "hey, not for me," and get back to ignoring everything beyond Immortal and Sabertooth, secure in the knowledge that certain topics are bound to be handled poorly when almost everyone in the room is white, when Duggan said three words that stopped me in my tracks:

"Keep the faith."

See, that struck me, because for a lot of us, this entire era of comics has been about nothing but faith. I've been reading X-Men, and engaging with fans since I was eight, and I've never seen the kind of collective buy-in from other marginalized readers that I have with Krakoa. X-Twitter (or, I suppose, X-X) has been Blacker, queerer, more disabled, less homogeneous than the fandom has ever been, all of us buying in to the implicit promise that this time things would be different. Sure, the line was headed by a presumably straight white guy, but there were other voices in the room for a change, and it really felt like they were going to be listened to. We thought we'd moved past clunky metaphor, past queerbaitimg and awkward racial gaffes. Storm and Kwannon were getting to do stuff, Arakko was full of amazing characters of color, Cyclops and Wolverine were probably fucking, we were hooked, and we turned out.

It's hard to overemphasize just how wild this was to see in real time. X-Men has always been allegory, sure, but it's traditionally allegory by and for the majority. For years, the readers who might really feel that resonance, those of us who have been hated and feared for the unforgivable crime of being who we are, we were afterthoughts, tolerated at best. We got scraps, "representation" from creators who seemed to be offended by the implication that we would ever want something other than being fetishized tokens. We were, as Hickman so succinctly put it, told that we were less when we knew we were more. And then, out of nowhere, Krakoa made us inescapable.

The two biggest X-Men podcasts, X-Plain the X-Men and Cerebro, are hosted by queer people. X of Words has been rocking the Black, queer experience like no one's business, Mutant Watch has been a joy to listen to and to be on. Not just podcasts, either, in everything from criticism to fanart to cosplay, voices have been elevated that were previously silent. I mean, hell, I've gotten paid to talk about comics, that shit never would have happened four years ago.

All of that was based on faith.

Faith that we were being celebrated, for once, instead of just used. Faith that for whatever growing pains there might be, things were going to be better.

And let's not fuck around here, there were growing pains. In the first year alone we dealt with everything from blatant whitewashing, to queerbaiting — any Sunspot fan can go into detail there, assuming you can get one of us to stop crying for long enough. While that was going on, we watched Bryan Edward Hill (the only non-white writer in that initial wave) put out a book that was, let's face it, at worst aggressively mid, only to be excoriated by certain portions of the fandom, and dropped by the office, while significantly worse books managed to hold fast — er, hold on. Not to say that Fallen Angels was without sin, mind you, the book was packed with enough orientalism to make Chris Claremont blush. But, at the same time, Wolverine's first year ended with him doing what he does best: trying so hard to be Japanese that I had to check to make sure he wasn't Marvel's editor in chief.

Through all of that, we kept the faith.

Things didn't really get much better, of course. Arakko was a fascinating concept, and felt like it damn near doubled Marvel's characters of color. And yeah, the ending of X-Factor was one of the most poorly handled racist messes I've seen this side of… well, any given day on Twitter. Sure, the whitewashing has never stopped, to the point where everything from X-Corp to this week's Hellfire Gala has had to be hastily edited between previews and release. Maybe we keep dealing with stuff like butchered AAVE, even more queerbaiting, Kate Pryde's funeral, the genocide of almost all of those Arraki characters, and whatever the hell was going on with Lost in Way of X. Maybe there's a very real argument to be made that there's something insidious about three straight years of voting to determine if characters like Monet (who, by the by, has been retooled from "basically Superman" to "Black woman with anger powers") deserve the honor of being written by a white man who's stayed writing with his foot in his mouth. I mean, hey! All my white friends in the scene say he's nice, just like Williams, or Howard, or any number of other crusty crackers who are still proud of tripping over the bar Claremont left on the floor in the 80's!

And dammit, we kept the faith!

Even before the issue dropped, the Fall of X has had a lot of us wary. After all, all of the promotion leading up to it has been white guys saying the minority allegory has had it too good for too long, which, whatever, press copy. We all know they've gotta sell books — they, in this case, being the almost exclusively white, almost exclusively male creative teams attached to all of the books in the line. Sure, as Duggan said, the 616 has a fascism problem, but it’s hard not to see this as a deliberate step back from the almost double digit number of non-white creators these past few years — almost as if Marvel has realized they can make space for a fourth ongoing by their favorite white boy if they just throw out a Voices special every couple of months as a containment zone for the darkies. And, hey, considering how good ol’ C.B. got his foot in the door, I can’t even fake surprise. At this point, it’s a minor miracle any time a person of color is tapped for anything that’s expected to last beyond one issue.

In this issue, as a reward for keeping the faith, we got to see something astounding, something that'd bring a tear to the eye of even the most cynical reader — a team that was only half white. My god. And sure, their brutal murder in favor of a team with Kate "Hard-Arrr" Pryde and the Kingpin(????) was only a pit-stop between the resurrection of the suddenly ashy Ms. Marvel and Lourdes Chantel being killed off for the sake of a white woman's angst yet afuckinggain, but ain't that the dream that Malcolm Ten or whoever died for?

The Krakoan era, ultimately, has been the same as every other. Empty promises by white men who show us time and again that there was never any point in expecting anything better. Any meaning we've found, everything of worth, has been what we've made for ourselves.

We've spent years keeping the faith, Gerry, while you and yours have continued to let us down. What the hell do we have to show for it?

[meowmeowriley]

Have a list of everything I've got on AO3! (And a few things I don't yet)

Current WIPS on AO3

Little Meow Meow - Emo catboy!Ghost can't die. Let's rewrite the games!

Poké-Pandemonium - Pokémon, COD, and secretsssssss. I've worked hard to make this fic welcoming to Pokémon fans and non-Pokémon fans alike ❤

More Than Just Loose Ends - after 09 Ghost dies he wakes up again, as an ethereal being that only 22 Ghost can see. Can we call him a guardian angel if he's actually a bloodthirsty psychopath?

Oh, Brother - An outsider POV of Ghost and Soap getting together, told through the eyes of their siblings. Now a series!

I Don't Think We're in Space Anymore - An alien crash lands in Mexico, and Price and Laswell decide to give it a mask and a gun. That alien is Ghost.

Was tHat thE BiTe oF 22 - FNAF, but with COD characters. Lot's of child death, but like it's fine, they possess the animatronics! They're totally fine.

Be Kind, Rewind - Ghost gets de-aged. He's still Ghost. In theory, this could be greatness! A soldier with his experience in a younger, more virile body. He's now young, not really dumb, and full of cum! (Provided he can convince Soap to sleep with him, that is.)

Current WIPS confined to my notes app

Duo Fatui - An Unus Annus tribute. Soap is Unus, Ghost is Annus. Rewriting my favorite episodes/moments with the boys in place of Mark and Ethan.

Is That Gonna be a Problem? - Simon met Johnny and Jenny, twins, as a kid. On leave in Glasgow, he reconnects with his childhood friends. Post Roba, Pre 141

Cohabitation - Simon Riley died and came back. Twice. His corpse was resurrected as a zombie, and his spirit remains as a ghost that possesses said corpse. Ghost!Ghost and Zombie!Ghost, and the 141 finding out about their odd situation.

Lost a Bet - Ghost lost a bet with Gaz, and Gaz gets to design Ghost's next mask. Ghost now has to wear the cat themed mask for a month. During that time he bonds with the stray cats around base.

Outlaw Outta Time - a COD and RDR2 crossover. The boys accidentally go back in time while looking for Graves, and get tangled up in the Van der Lind gang's shenanigans. A fix it for Arthur (side ships include Ale/Rudy and Arthur/Albert Mason)

??? - Unnamed fic about trans!Ghost dropping hints that he's trans, and Soap who thought he was straight having the most confusing crush on his lieutenant. They fuck about it.

??? - Unnamed fic about a rescue mission to save Elizabeth. Johnny thinks she's Ghost's girlfriend, she is not. She's his dog. Ghost is aware of the miscommunication, and does absolutely nothing to correct it, because it's funny.

??? - Unnamed fic about Ghost and Soap getting sucked into our world a la Supernatural's The French Mistake. They have to pretend to be Samuel and Neil until they figure out how to get home.

I also have a collection of completed One-shots! MMR's One-Shots

I'm desperate for interaction! Did a fic catch your eye? Have questions, comments, or concerns? Is there something you'd like me to write? Talk to meeeeeeeeee!!!!!

[sincerely-sofie]

heres some food for thought! im not sure if youre aware of the future trio cameo in psmd (though apparently, dusknoir in particular is very mischaracterized in said cameo..)

BUT I WANTED TO ASK ANYWAY. for the rest of the cast, how would their psmd cameos look like? (And can they be recruited?!)

I haven't played PSMD (though it's on my list!) so I can't say things with too much confidence as I don't fully know how connections work compared to recruitment--- but if the rest of the cast were recruitable NPCs in the game, I think it would go something like this:

Twig is a shopkeeper in town that you can randomly encounter in dungeons while she's looking for items to sell at her shop--- she's recruitable as a traveling pokemon throughout all these encounters, but moves especially quickly and is difficult to catch up with.

Spindle will ask you to take him through a mystery dungeon, then steal all the Poké currently in your bag upon entering the mystery dungeon and turn into a fleeing pokemon--- if you catch him, he'll return the money he stole and ask to join your team.

Lucky requires you to find her mask that's been stolen and hidden inside a mystery dungeon by some bullies.

Sen is fainted at the basement floor of a mystery dungeon and requires you to rescue her in order to be recruited. Kip asks you to escort him through the mystery dungeon where Sen is found.

Ruby asks you to help her find her sister who's gone missing. The player finds Opal in a mystery dungeon filled with fighting-types where Opal is training. Opal apologizes to Ruby for making her worry by losing track of time, and then asks to join the player's team.

Gengar asks you to rescue a pokemon he doesn't refer to by name, and only tells you the mystery dungeon they're located in before insisting he come along with the player. Calypso is a fleeing pokemon you find in the dungeon Gengar indicates. The player gets the option to recruit one of them, but not both, as Calypso refuses to join you if you choose Gengar and won't allow him to join the team if she already has. If the player recruits Calypso, Gengar is able to be recruited after going through several mystery dungeons with Calypso on their team, therefore earning her trust, and then talking to him in town. If the player recruits Gengar, Calypso can be spotted as a fleeing pokemon throughout several mystery dungeons, but always evades the player. Eventually she appears as a fainted pokemon, and will join the team if Gengar is present when she's rescued.

Lyra can be recruited just by talking to her in town. She's one of the school children in Serene Village.

Ark is only recruitable after you've connected with Twig, Ruby, Opal, and Spindle. He'll appear in various mystery dungeons as a traveling pokemon, and upon being spoken to, he admits that he's been searching for the player in the hopes of joining their team, but he got horribly lost in the process.

A bonus non-TPiaG recruitment: Echo and Pinna are MISSINGNO-esque glitches that you can get on your team if you save scum a single dungeon using the Progress Device enough.

[pokepollsters]

Best Poké Ball Tournament-

Round 1: Match 16

Here we are at the final match of Round 1 with some very interesting Balls to end on indeed!

The Beast Ball catches Pokémon from other dimensions better than any other Ball could dream of! In all my explanations of the other Balls, I've failed to mention that when any other ball (barring guaranteed catches) tries to catch an Ultra Beast, the Ball has a roughly 0.1x catch multiplier. This makes it extremely difficult to catch these otherworldly creatures- unless you have a Beast Ball! These uniquely designed Balls have a 5x catch rate on Ultra Beasts, making them the only logical choice for the task. Unfortunately, on any other Pokémon it suffers from that poor 0.1x multiplier- actively making it a bad choice for regular Pokémon. Interestingly, in Japan, this Ball is called the Ultra Ball, named after Ultra Beasts! But because we already have one of those (instead of the Japanese name Hyper Ball), a different name had to be chosen.

Our last Ball of them all is the Strange Ball, and well, it's very strange! This Ball essentially acts as a placeholder for Pokémon that were caught in Balls that don't exist in the game they currently reside in. This is primarily used for Hisuian Balls in non-Hisuian games, or vice versa. However, since they were introduced after the release of Sword and Shield, in that game regular Poké Balls are used in its place. The Strange Ball can never be legitimately obtained by the player, but if it could it would match the catch rate of a regular Poké Ball. Also, because Pokémon keep the ID of their original Ball even when the Strange Ball is being used as a placeholder, Pokémon can never truly have this as their permanent Ball- a trait it shares only with the Park Ball.

And that's every Ball appearing in this competition! Get voting while you still have time before Round 2!

[which-is-the-very-best]

Hello hello everyone, and welcome to what is bound to be the most insane thing I've ever done thorough Poké poll this side of the non-fictional world!

We will be going through every, yes every, known Pokémon in these upcoming weeks!

We'll start with each evolution chain or similar grouping. Only Pokémon from a single generation will be grouped together. So if a Pokémon has evos in other gens they won't be added until their gen comes up, for example: the first round will only have Pikachu vs Raichu. Pichu will be a stand alone for the gen 2 round. Each chain will go through voting, to narrow down the numbers. Then brackets will be randomly generated until we get down to one single Pokémon per generation!

Then again the bracket for the final 10 (to make it even Legends Arceus will be its own generation!) will be randomly generated and the real fight begins!

Be sure to follow me (if you want 😄) and reblog the polls so we can get a good sample size going and make this fun!!

Each poll will be a week long. Feel free to ask questions (anon is on as long as everyone behaves!) and I'm happy to spread well meaning propaganda!!

Have fun!!!

Winners so far:

Gen 1: Bulbasaur!

Gen 2: Umbreon!

Gen 3: Spheal!

Gen 4: Luxray!

Gen 5: Zorua!

Gen 6: Sylveon!

Gen 7: Voting going on now!

tags: gen [#], thanks for the ask!!, not a poll, round [#], poll reblog (the round [#] will be excluded from reblogs, so when searching you won't get double polls!), other polls!!, propaganda

(Likes come from my main lilbit-of-kizzy)

[humming-pokemon-helpers]

…The Pokémon Fan Club is non-discriminatory in their being fans of Pokémon, apparently… truth and ideals, is there a building in this town I can walk into without a scene?

[It’s a photo of Vanilla from behind, with at least ten Poké Fans trying to take photographs of them. One’s crouched down to try and photograph their tail from the side… Vanilla’s fist is clenched only a little.]

[thecuddlesystem]

how does it feel to all have the best tastes in pokemon ever

:D :D :D it feels incredible, thank you poké-non (pokémon anon)

[foxoftheasterisk]

hi y'all want to hear about this pokémon challenge run i made up? yes you do

it's significantly more complicated than a Nuzlocke (not hard given that has literally two rules) but i feel it wins out on Feel, style of challenge, and which parts are most challenging

so anyway i present to you:

The Average Trainer challenge

(This is best played with the use of a randomizer, but rules for vanilla are also provided)

Rule 1: Normal Starter

Instead of the regular starter, you start with a Normal-type pokémon.

If using a randomizer, you should replace the starters offered with random first-stage Normal pokémon. Lists for each generation follow:

Otherwise, as soon as you can obtain poké balls, go to the first route, catch the first Normal-type pokémon you encounter, and release your starter.

Rule 2: Party Loyalty

Once you catch a pokémon, you cannot remove it from your party.

... except if it dies. Also, deliberately killing your pokémon to remove them from the party is strictly forbidden.

You also can't catch excess pokémon and store them in the PC.

Rule 3: Only the willing

You may only catch Pokémon that seek you out.

(Ok, that's not really the rule, but i couldn't make this one pithy, sue me.)

Only the first pokémon you encounter in an area may be caught. However, this resets after defeating a gym leader or losing one of your pokémon.

(In Alola, both types of trial reset this.)

Also, you may never catch a second pokémon of the same evolutionary line, even if the first has died. (If the first pokémon in an area is a duplicate, that still uses up your opportunity!)

Also, you may not accept gift pokémon, trades, eggs, or fossil pokémon, nor may you catch legendaries or mythicals. Other static encounters (such as voltorb or drifloon) are allowed.

Rule 4: Rules of Battle

In battle against other trainers, you have a limited number of items or switch-outs to use.

This is the complicated one.

A bailout is defined as use of an active item or switching out a usable pokémon.

Using held items—even single use ones like Berries—does not count as a bailout. You may also withdraw a non–fainted pokémon without counting it as a bailout if it has less than 50% (yellow or red) health or a non–volatile status effect, but if you do, you cannot use it again this battle.

Different types of trainers have different rules of engagement.

League battles, like those against gym leaders, elite four, champions, and kahunas, are the strictest. You may only use as many pokémon as your opponent, and you may use a number of bailouts equal to half that number, rounded down.

Battles with most trainers are civilized. In such battles you may use all your pokémon, but only a number of bailouts equal to half your opponent's number of pokémon, rounded up.

A brutal battle, such as one against wild pokémon or villain teams, has no limits to the number of bailouts used.

Rule 5: Less rules, more risk

The looser the rules of engagement, the greater the risk of death.

Brutal battles carry a high risk of death; if your pokémon faints in a brutal battle, and a single turn of battle passes, that pokémon is dead. (Any amount of time outside of battle is fine, but if another battle starts, the pokémon will die.)

This includes a turn in which you run away! However, if you run before sending out your next pokémon, your fainted pokémon is safe. (For now.)

In civilized battles, trainers make some effort not to kill their opponents. However, it's not foolproof, and if your pokémon faints in a civilized battle, it will die if you enter another battle.

League battles are highly regulated, and pokémon who faint in a league battle have no risk of death.

Rule 6: All battles matter

If you lose any battle, you lose the game.

Rule 7: Limited supplies

You may never buy revival items, nor may you obtain more than one by any individual renewable means.

Revival items include, but may not be limited to, Revive, Max Revive, and Rare Candy.

Rule 8: Battle experience only

You may not use the Daycare, Exp. All, Exp. Share, or any other source of non-battle experience.

Rare Candy is the one exception.

Also, you may not use experience boosters such as the Lucky Egg.

One last thing...

These rules are not meant to restrict your use of HMs. Pokémon you use only as HM slaves may ignore all of these rules; however, you may never use them in battle.

Also, randomizer restrictions!

These rules are designed for the normal distribution of wild pokémon; therefore, if you wish to randomize wild pokémon, you must use the "global 1–to–1" and "similar strength" options. (If not using the Ultimate Pokémon Randomizer, these may have different names.) However, you may also play with only the starters changed. (I tend to find a trio of runs with each set of wild pokémon—including the vanilla set—is a reasonable number to use and not get bored.)

I usually also use the "change impossible evolutions", "use time based encounters" and "don't use legendaries" (for wild pokémon), and "national dex at start" options. You don't have to use these, but I recommend it.

I tend to find that randomizing wild pokémon but not trainer pokémon makes the game a little easier (at least at the start), so you may want to randomize trainer pokémon to avoid that. If you do, I strongly recommend also using the "similar strength" and "type themed gyms" options.

I don't recommend randomizing items or pokémon traits, but you do you.

That's it! Go play!

[teamrockethr]

I woke up entirely too early, so I'm just thinking. Just based on current plots and things. What the fuck do Pokémon do while their trainer is having sex? Do they behave like pets? Is it Pokémon dependent? Are they all perfectly behaved angels and listen to the type-specific playlist on poké-spotify put on by their trainer for this exact scenario?

Like, whatever Lark does behind closed doors is none of Keith's business. He does not care. He knows Lark is out of the room and he's looking at the kitchen cabinets will ill intent. He hasn't figured out how to open the fridge door yet, otherwise, he'd eye it up, too.

Walker's Nidoking, however, is ripping said closed door off its hinges and defenestrating a target non-flying creature for 3 mana.

I'll probably delete this later, once things are more coherent, but animals are funny. Pokémon should get to be weird as shit, too.

[lovepmd]

Explorers!Hero (or multi!hero) who is usually extremely nice, but Team Skull are still up to their old tricks. Even after they saved the world with Partner and came back from non-existence, those three are still up to no good. Sooooooo—the hero is about this || close to snapping when they happen to remember Zubat being left behind in Apple Woods.

Like a Sharpedo they smell blood in that water.

It takes first writing out individual letters to Team Skull in different styles, they have picked up a skill like this from teaching non-guild teammates how to write. The hero pretends to be a huge fan of the trio that really wanted to send their favorite Pokémon some help. Hero pretends to spell like a really young kid—a weedle they sign off as. The “fan” basically gushes and gushes, until they mention how they wonder the noxious gas combo would work in a dungeon. Fan begs Team Skull to try their hand at *insert dungeon* which Hero knows has a lot of tough non-smelling Pokémon.

“Fan” included reviver (reviser) seeds, a joy (doom) seed, and heal (sleep) seeds in their letter to help! …They even put like 388 Poké in as the “request” reward thing. Which isn’t a lot in retrospect, but at least sweetens the deal for Team Skull. While this kid heaped on praise for the other two, they kinda had some questions about Zubats role on the team. He got knocked out by the team’s famous combo, right? Zubat goes to meet the “fan” while the other two try the dungeon. Obviously, he’s a little creeped out when he finds Hero in the “fan’s” place.

Hero has a wide smile, inviting him to sit/lay down to chat for a bit! After all—they ordered Zubat his favorite drink. (The former human had to ask Spinda who normally doesn’t give this information.) He says he feels a bit uncomfortable even if it’s just the wimpy partner’s friend. Hero says that’s fine. They don’t want to make him feel trapped, such a shame that can’t talk shop though. They mean… doesn’t Zubat hate being shunted to the side like this? The hero pretends to not know about the letters, pretends to not be the fan.

They gradually get Zubat to sit down and just casually point out the Pokémon’s weaknesses repeatedly doing innocently backhanded comments. “Oh sure, you can’t see but I am sure that high-pitched echo location makes you aware of everything. Not like anyone will ignore it”, “Really I got lucky to be turned into the Pokémon I am, I could have gotten stuck in a physically weaker body… sort of your situation of being a glass cannon for reference”, and “it must suck that your team’s signature left you knocked out too. If me and partner had been a wild/criminal, winces that could’ve gotten ugly.”

They keep playing into his insecurities, then off-hand says, “You know it’s really easy to be just plain old cruel. Say something mean, it’ll stick with a Mon. Steal from them? They remember you if you let them see what you are. Leave a less experienced team forced to go through no-dinner after working a long day? We were bitter. Anyone can do that, but making it personal? Oh. Oh that sticks so much better!”

“I could have hypothetically slipped a stun, warp, and blast seed into your drink to make you a random bomb—” Zubat spits it out “—but I didn’t. Really, that would have the chance to hurt someone else and isn’t the most personal thing. Hypothetically, I could have simply called in a few favors and had you three… fainted. Permanently. Or do it myself. Truly, there are quite a few ways I could justify it. I know the freaking Dragon Gods of Space and Time. No one would be able to find what remained of you or them, if I was truly that unhinged.”

What kind of psycho discusses this in front of who they want to—

“Again if I genuinely wanted to. You three are beyond annoying and petty bullies, but death? Oh no. That would be too permanent for my taste. Also, not a Pokémon remember unless you didn’t hear—I’m human no matter what my form is and the instincts I have so I still think like one. We tend to have these things called ‘intrusive thoughts’. It’s sort of thoughts about what we could do in spite of the consequences. Like,” Hero pulls Zubat close to whisper, “being stuck in a small room with a crying baby Whismur who won’t stop crying. Sure, it’s a baby it doesn’t know better. But, after a certain point you would just want to smash it against the wall to get it to stop for Arceus sake…!”

“So with all due respect, either keep the schemes civil without endangering anyone or pick a new term of employment. Or else I will let the intrusive thoughts win. Understand?” Their reputation be damned, they are in a world of super-powered animals who fight daily. The intrusive thoughts have only gotten stronger.

jesus f-ing christ

multi!hero making it their MISSION to make team skull as uncomfortable as POSSIBLE without directing doing any harm to them, one member at a time

[leafylilpokemon]

Hey, I'm Lil (she/they)!

Thanks for checking out my Pokémon IRL blog. I’m a Pokémon trainer first and foremost, but I also love to cook and am a budding Pokémon researcher. My home base is in Striaton City, Unova, but you’ll often find me travelling all over the Pokémon world. Right now I'm exploring Paldea!

I have a special affiliation for grass-types, but I love and train with all types of Pokémon. I have quite a few of my own Pokémon that I've befriended in various regions, but this is the rag-tag team you'll find me with most often:

Darmanitan (no nickname)

Lyze the Hisuian Decidueye

Pikachu (also no nickname)

Challah the Dachsbun

Siv the Noctowl

and my newest addition, Bubba the Bulbasaur

Anyway, drop me an ask anytime to chat! I love meeting new people (and their Poké-pals)!

--

[OOC Note: this is a sideblog. My main blog is @crunchiegranola, where I follow from and mostly reblog my personal interests. Feel free to chat with me about non-Pokémon things there too!]

[meowmeowriley]

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! Tag as many people as you have WIPS!

If you saw the original, no you didn't. Lol sorry, had to do some housekeeping here on my blog, and had to redo this post.

Right well, here's the thing, I have way more WIPs than I do moots 😅 butttttt I'll drop what I've got. Please please please ask me about any of them! I'm begging for interaction!

1) Little Meow Meow - my first fic, it's not abandoned, catboy!Ghost is also unkillable and emo.

2) Poké-Pandemonium - Pokémon and secrets. Here soon I aim to make people cry with it ❤ (soon as in within the next couple of chapters, whenever I put them out)

3) More Than Just Loose Ends - 09 Ghost has been watching over and mentoring 22 Ghost his whole life

4) Oh, Brother - my most popular fic, told through the eyes of Erin MacTavish (John's sister) and Tommy Riley. Baby's first realistic and in character AU.

5) I Don't Think We're in Space Anymore - Ghost is a shape-shifting alien and also chaotic as fuck. And horny. Whoops.

6) Was tHat thE BiTe oF 22 - FNAF but all the characters are replaced with COD characters. It's my little abomination.

7) Be Kind, Rewind - Ghost is suddenly 10 years younger. Young dumb and full of cum. Seriously, being 19 means he's got that teenager horndog thing goin on.

On to the ones that haven't been posted yet

8) Duo Fatui - Unus Annus, but make it Soap and Ghost

9) Is That Gonna be a Problem? - Ghost and Soap met before the events of MW2, and were secretly together during the game. This is the story of their relationship.

10) Cohabitation - ghost!Ghost and Zombie!Ghost share one body. They're the same person, so it's not difficult. They banter like siblings.

11) Lost a Bet - Ghost lost a bet with Gaz, so Gaz gets to design his next mask. Gaz designs a cat skull mask, and Ghost bonds with a bunch of stray cats on base.

12) Outlaw Outta Time - some of the COD boys get sent back in time and meet up with a certain outlaw. COD RDR2 crossover. It's a fix it for Arthur ❤

13) unnamed fic about trans Ghost dropping hints that he's trans and Soap who thought he was straight being really confused by the boners he gets around Ghost.

14) unnamed fic about Soap thinking Ghost has a girlfriend, that they're on their way to rescue, when it is in fact a dog. Ghost is fully aware of the miscommunication and thinks it's funny, so he doesn't clarify

15) unnamed fic about Ghost and Soap getting sucked into our world a la Supernatural's The French Mistake. They have to pretend to be Samuel and Neil until they figure out how to get home

WHOO BOY! I think that's all of them. And they're all Ghost/Soap except the FNAF one, because they're children.

Mooties who aren't already on this list, no pressure though! @myriadblvck @27potatochips @resident-idiot-simp @tacticaltaxonomist @ratpiss0