#poor bison LMAO

[incorrect-kyoshinovels]

jinpa blorbo anon here

heres proof:

pg 27: he fucking drops his paper because hes scared shitless by kyoshi

pg 39: "Who's a lazy, distracted boy with a poor attention span." he said to his bison

pg 54: scared of rangi, tells his bison not to fear

pg 64: rats kyoshi out to rangi, with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face

pg 79: promises to be with kyoshi, fails

pg 122: his robes fly over his face

pg 152: gets squished by yingyong

pg 162: gives his 'blessings' to the people

and more lmao

the part two we didn't know we needed. this man deserves the world 🥰

[vintagelacerosette]

I think I'm too late for this but for the Fandom game (your blorbo etc), how about Avatar the Last Airbender 🥰

😘

Hiii Donna darling thanks for the ask!! 🥰 I'm gonna add in Korra characters bc that the most recent one I've watched so their characters are fresher in my mind 😅

Blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

My badass earthbender Toph

She's so damn cool

Scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

It's totally Appa & the baby sky bisons in Korra 🥹

Scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

HE CAN LAVA BEND

Glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

It's gotta be our Prince Wuko getting carried out bridal style there 💚

(It's the bodyguard/prince shipping potential for me besties lmao)

Poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Dunno know how problematic or all the other stuff she is, but I wish her the world: Ty Lee my poor little meow meow 🩷

Horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

I mean probs Wuko bc we don't have much of his character lol & the angst is great for ship scenarios XD

Eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

This fucker

Send me a Fandom to answer these questions ✨️

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

i finished my atla rewatch tonight and all of sozin’s comet is making me insane i have,, Thoughts:

- zuko joining the group hug <3

- “get out of the bisons mouth, sokka. 😐”

- the way we get such a good look at azula’s trauma when ozai tells her to stay behind as he goes off to conquer the earth kingdom is so interesting,, we see how differently she’s been treated than zuko (“you can’t do this! you can’t treat me like zuko!”) but that she’s still been manipulated and hurt by ozai

- the whole phoenix king shit is so dramatic, i see where zuko gets it from… drama definitely runs in this family

- jun is so hot god bless <3

- omg gramp gramp :D i totally forgot pakku married their grandma

- god the iroh and zuko reunion……… i am so unwell…

- “fatherlord” is funny but also kinda devastating

- the lion turtle is so fucking cool i forgot about this guy

- sokka hugging piandao :’)

- god toph is so cool

- nooooooo not the one fire nation guy who’s birthday it is 😭😩😭😩😩😭😭 genuinely feel so sad for him wtf??

- mark hamill shut the fuck up challenge (only as ozai though. i love you mark hamill.)

- azula’s descent into madness over the course of this finale is actually so devastating :(

- the final agni kai is soooo cool holy shit

- not sokka’s boomerang and his space sword 😭😭

- the scene with sokka and toph almost falling just ruins me,, something about it really reminds me how young they are,,, god these poor kids :(

- yessss the goatee grab

- the shot of aang using all four elements at once will forever be iconic

- iroh burning the fire nation insignia is something that can be so personal

- katara’s bending when she chains up azula is insane

- man fuck grey delisle for being such a good voice actress because azula’s sobbing and screaming after she’s been defeated genuinely hurts me to listen to,, she makes me so sad :,(

- god aang is so cool

- sokka seeing ozai and immediately sauntering over to him and going “welllll look at you, buster” is so fucking funny to me

- oh oop i forgot zuko and mai get back together lmao (love them both just. really do not ship them.)

- kyoshi warrior ty lee :) now she has all the girlfriends

- zuko’s coronation… him and aang.. fire lord zuko……. i can and will cry about this character so much

- the whole ending scene makes me so soft,, what a good found family and good characters and good show i love it all so much :,)

[aanglican]

natla s1e1 reaction liveblog ^.^

“in partnership with nickelodeon”

THE COMET

CAPITAL CITY

the earthbender from the trailer yassss come on prequel

GET THEIR ASSSSSSS

they didnt know he was an earthbender huhhh

THEYRE GOING TO START A WARRRR

PLEASEEEEEE

sozin BITCH

“we arent the real target” OH

not the fire sages watching sozin burn a man alive

THE INYRRTOOOOOOOOOO

why the fuck is it kyoshi narrating -_-

KURUKKKKK CAMEOOO

that random ass “aang” in the intro

aang is flying…. your ass will never be guru laghima!!!

“there may come a day when you wish you spent more time with your teachers” 😩

SKY BISONNNN + “all of them”

this female airbender is so pretty

the last comet festival before 0 AG was a hundred years ago

“i don’t want the power” “which is why you’ll be a great avatar” “cant you just pretend im still your friend?” “you’ll always be my friend” 😮‍💨😮‍💨🥹🥹🥹

gordon cormier THESPIAN

the fooking comet……..

APPA ENTRANCE

“monks dont even trust me to feed the baby bison and im supposed to save the world??”

i understand why people said there’s a lot of exposition in this pilot now

these fuckass fire nation bitches GO AWAY

“brothers and sisters we’re under attack”

okayyyy choreo

these firebenders dont feel like they’re superpowered at all aside from when they’re blasting at the buildings hmmm

poor babies :(

they burned my girl alive in her own tornado

OH SHIT GYATSO PULL UP

not sozin doing an amon walk

CINNAMON TOPOGRAPHY

the southern water tribe YASSSSS

not katara being in the old fire nation ship

WOLF COVE

i’ll never understand why fc yee chose wolf cove as the name for the village. wolf what? this place is weird.

“if dad were here—” “but hes not here. i am!” 🫥

zuko here (and he is polluting the skies and seas)

zuko drawing fanart

why do statues and statuettes with the image of the avatars all glow when aang awakens? that was never explained in the cartoons and it only happened once (?)

LMAO whose uncle is this

this michael goi ahs: murder house ass camera angle lol

aang thinking the southerners know what a sky bison looks like aw :( cus 100 years ago was just yesterday for him

this whale bone architecture slayssss but why is this longhouse so huge

not gran gran stealing katara’s lines 😮‍💨

“ass” word dropped!!! okayy TV-14!!!

this big ass ship omg no wonder the fire nation was polluting all the damn lands. they needed that metal.

poor babies holding rocks trying to fight off the firebenders :(((

girl i am not rocking with this dialogue just yet hold on….

“lord of uh snow and ice” okay i take it back

AAAAANGGGG

“it can’t be” u thought u were gonna get an old ass man to beat huh

CMON SWT RESISTANCE

iroh and aang scene ouuuu

“the drive to conquer … is peace and unity” ouuuu iroh telling on his old self or what?

zuko flop

not katara realizing she can do shit with water lmao that quick tho???

“flameheads” new slur for firebenders dropped

they fucked up yangchen’s shrine real bad ouuu

gyatso reaction INCOMINGGGG

avatar state babeyyyyyyy

KATARA THESPIAN

aang let go baby this isnt you ;(

zuko chill bro

[impossible-rat-babies]

SLKSSLSKDJS OWEN PLS I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BISON AND BUFFALO, EDUCATE ME

ajsjsjsjej okay buckle up quick run down of the differences between a buffalo and a bison:

buffalo and bison

—buffalo aren’t native to the usa. mostly found in asia and africa. bison are found in the great plains region of the usa and parts of europe. there are also woodland bison and plains bison.

—buffalo have large horns and no hump in the back. they look more like cows compared to the weird ass looking almost cow way bison exist. I say that with the utmost affection I love bison

—buffalo have thinner hair because of the differences in climate mean they don’t need to have the bisons thicker hair

—buffalo are domesticated whereas bison are not. bison are still kept on bison farms because of their usages as livestock animals. There are also places in which they are allowed to roam free, like the flint hills area in kansas

a bison looks like:

an an african buffalo looks like this:

Big shoutout to that Higley asshole for writing buffalo instead of bison in the poem that later became the song which has had small children singing about buffalo instead of bison for Years

[cactusnymph]

for the ask thingy: star wars, arcane, atla/lok, hq!, bnha and dragon age please :D

dgashaghgsdf this is so much it's gonna take me ages :'D who actually works during home office when you can do this instead lmao

Star Wars

you know what i feel like i'm allowed to cheat bc this is a huge franchise but i am not well-versed enough to make separate thingies for each thing so.

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Finn. Bodhi. Leia. ChirrutandBaze.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Grogu and BB8

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Fennec. ROSE.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Jannah and Paige. I have manymany feelings about these two 😭😭😭 Also I lovedlovedloved the Tusken person who helped Boba make his staff. And Kuiil.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): I don't think I have any of those. As usual I go for the good guys :'D

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Ok listen I feel like everone is already suffering enough in this damn franchise xD Probably Han

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Kylo Ren :)))))

Arcane

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Ekko & Vi

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): lil Powder killed me 😭

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Eh. I'm not actually sure? Vander is great but I haven't seen much about him, so I'll go with him

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): /

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Sevika

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): no more suffering. Enough suffering.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Silco

Atla/Lok

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Toph. Zuko. Korra.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Jinora (also shout out to baby bison in LoK bc those made me squeal like a crazy person :'D)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Opal <3

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Tano gave me the weirdest brainrot when season 1 of Korra happened and I don't even really know why

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Kuvira

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Sokka. But he gets hot chocolate and a hug afterwards <3

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): you know the deal. Ozai. Unalaq. Sozin :'D etcetc

Haikyuu!!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): This anime has too many characters RIP ME. Suga. Kuroo. Hinata. Yachi

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): SO MANY. Hinata and Yachi, definitely. Also Yamaguchi.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): When will I finally fill this out for a fandom where I can 100% say that a character is underappreciated? :'D Going with Tanaka.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Saeko. Aone.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Terushima is an absolute idiot and def pathetic but sadly I love him

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Tsukishima 😌😌😌

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): This is a volleyball anime so prob no one :'D

And maaaan, I've been so out of the loop with bnha I'll take the liberty to skip it, but rest assured that all my love belongs to Todoroki Shouto lmao :'D

Dragon Age

Origins/Awakening:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): ...... my first instinct was to just list most of the companions :'D I'll go with Zevran and try to keep it at that

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Shale is def very shaped

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Sigrun, Wynne

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): SHIANNI. RICA.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): does Nathaniel count? :'D

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): I would only torment him to wrap him in a blanket afterwards, ok :’D Alistair

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Loghain

Dragon Age 2

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Isabela (also Hawke, if that counts :'D)

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Merrill and Bethany

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Bethany my beloved, I will never play a mage in DA2 bc of you 😭😭😭

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): I have a weird fixation on the tiniest npcs in this damn game, like Ella, Alain, Keran... it's a curse.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): /

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): NO MORE TORMENT FOR MY BLORBOS

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Meredith. Grand Cleric Elthina. Hubert :'D

Inquisition

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Josephine & Cole

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Cole <3

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): All the characters who are probably underrated are characters I also don't like, so I don't have anyone to put here :'D (Is Briala underrated? Bc I love her.)

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Minaeve, my obscure tiny npc baby that I love with a passion 🥺💕

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Calpernia (and I haven't even met her in any playthrough bc I always pick the mages but. I know of her. And I love her.)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Dorian <3 For those good h/c feels :'D

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Solas lmao

[zozophoenixxx]

Friendly reminders about The Flash⚡️

Things I had forgotten or little details I just noticed on my rewatch, maybe even Unpopular Opinions 🤭👀

✨Season 4✨

Even though this was honestly one of my least favorite seasons it was pretty interesting to watch and it had some pretty cool, badass and hilarious scenes lmao

Ok but the intro on the first episode was kinda cool

Cisco, wally and Joe working together... we stan 🙌🏼

Also the new star labs tables and tech make it look pretty cool

Samuroid, Kilg%re, Hazard, Amunet Black, T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r, Black Bison, The Thinker, Bᵣₐᵢₙₛₜₒᵣₘ, 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ, Prank and Trickster Jr., Dwarfstar, m̾e̾l̾t̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾p̾o̾i̾n̾t̾, Null, The folded man

Ramsey Deacon aka Kilg%re

Rebecca Sharpe (Becky) aka Hazard

Ralph Dibny aka the elongated man

T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r

Mina Chaytan aka Black Bison

Dominic Lance aka Bᵣₐᵢₙₛₜₒᵣₘ

Neil Borman aka 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ

Sylbert Rundine aka Dwarfstar

Izzy Bowen

Matthew Kim aka m̾e̾l̾t̾i̾n̾g̾ ̾p̾o̾i̾n̾t̾

Janet Petty aka Null

Edwin Gauss aka the folded man

Wally can speak Japanese😂

Joe being able to forgive Caitlin after what she did is amazing I love them 🥺

West-Allen kiss count (approximately): 46 😘

Cisco being upset because he was at the "doghouse" in ep2 is hilarious

"Rule number 1, when a girl say it's fine, it's not fine" i- I'd be happy with Cisco as my boyfriend

Gypsy's gorgeous bro 🤩

Ok i'm sorry but that "we are the flash" bothers me

Not Cisco, Barry, and Caitlin playing laser tag... AGAINST KIDS😂💀 And Cisco really went "you have failed this city" I love them (ep3)

Jesse just broke up with Wally... With a…

Breakup cube i-

HARRY IS SO AWKWARD

Joe being lost or done with everything going on around him is hilarious, and he also looked so sad when Cecile asked him to sell the house

Iris and Barry really would've gotten married out of the blue if it hadn't been for Kevin (the lil boy in ep3) LMAOOO

This boy really used cinnamon incense on purpose when the father was allergic to it and just went :) ┐(´ー｀)┌

"no need to shame the little boy" I-

We love Barry defending little kids 🥺

I liked Cisco's shirt in this episode

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

Not Wally leaving 🥺😩

BAHHAHHSXHAHSGHASGAH Joe's reaction when Cecile told him she was pregnant

OMG just realized that in the beginning of ep4 when Cisco and Gypsy are making out on Cisco's bed that… BRO I-

After Cisco asked Gypsy what her real name was she went to the bathroom and he stayed in bed but went to look for something in the little night table… that something was probably a condom… Y'ALL WHAT BAHBSAHBSHAS

Ralph Dibny used to be a dirty cop, I had Completely forgotten about this man

I just noticed that every time that Barry goes into a new room he looks around and i guess he tries to grasp as much information of it as possible and it's kinda cute

I like how Breacher always has a serious face but when Gypsy talks to him he smiles 🥺

CISKY KABDjahdHAHDSH

Also Breacher being Danny Trejo (Machete) from Spy Kids

"Good people don't destroy lives and call it noble"

Gypsy's real name is Cynthia and Breacher's Josh

Girl Night's out was an awesome episode, I mean we got to see the girls working together, Felicity, Drunk Barry and Cecile going #feminism it's just great

Amunet was kinda funny lmao Annoying but funny lol

BAHSHAHHA that scene when they get mugged by the guy that try to mugged Barry in s1 is hilariousss (ep6)

Ok but Black Bison (Mina) was right like why are things that belong to people that are still here in a museum?

Uff istg I hate Marlize sm like she's so manipulative and she just slapped Barry like bro u know ur guilty he's just doing his job ugh, I know she becomes good at the end but still 😤🙄

Harry and Caitlin 🥺

I love how Cisco's powers improved throughout the seasons. Like at the beginning he needed his goggles to vibe and now he just did it without them.

Bro even tho Amunet is evil she really just encouraged Caitlin and let her know that she is amazing for her, not only for killer frost.

I like Iris and Caitlin's friendship

The fact that she decided to go after Caitlin, instead of Barry shows how good of a leader she is

"those white girl dreads came straight from the 90s" BAHSHAHHA I love Cisco

Bro no wth I only saw Dominic for one episode and I already loved him 🥺

UGHHHH He didn't do anything this is not fair it makes me so upset like it was so infuriating to see him go through trial for something he didn't do🥺

Ig that's what he felt like when his dad-

I-

Noooooo

Caitlin holding Iris's hand during trial 🥺

Ralph really protected Joe and prevented him from basically destroying his life by planting fake evidence on Marlize's shoes

Ok but I love 千卂ㄥㄥㄖㄩㄒ's episode because I think it's like the first time that we get to see Killer Frost fighting alongside them 🥺

They really helped Caitlin turn into Killer Frost with... puppies 🥺😂❤️

Bro the amount of people that are in jail for crimes they didn't commit makes me so upset

And the fact that he got the same cell as his dad 🤌🏼😩

"I'm the fastest mop alive" I love how even when he's in prison he's still finds a way to smile or make Iris smile i-

Zoey Clark was James Jesse's girlfriend and Axel Walker's mother.

Ralph's first superhero name was stretchy man

Lexi La Roche was Caitlin's childhood bully

Omg just saw Nora for the first time in s4 ehhh actually probably not the first time since I think she appeared in the crossover but I skipped that episode so oh well 😂

She's so awkward- her Barry is showing lmaoooo

OMG I love this, Cecile just found out she can read minds lmaooo

JOE'S FACE BAHSHHHAHAHA

SHE'S A TELEPATH

BULBASAUR BAHAHAHAHAHA

Big Sir's real name is Dave and i-🥺

BARRY'S A CHEATER ABSHAHAHH he cheated on poker lmaooo

Cecile would definitely be me if I had powers

Harry's actually pretty insecure

Mini Ralph and Mini Cisco are hilarious

I will forever love Big Sir like 🥺

The fact that he did get his happy ending 🥺☺️❤️

Bro I felt so bad when the bus metas were almost free and Devoe took them 🥺

I'm ngl I'd love to get a pep talk from killer frost

OMG THATS WHY HE NEEDED T•h•e W•e•e•p•e•r i never really understood why he needed him but it was to keep Marlize in love

BAHSHAHHA I love Cisco "Ralph I love you but you sleep on a futon" (a damp futon)

AND IRIS "you nasty" JAHSHAHA

Ok but I love Izzy Bowen's energy, she reminds me of Laurel sm

I love how Harry calls Cecile- DA Cecile Horton

The Flash s4:E14 "Subject 9" minute 12:14 - Cisco yelling "Iris" with the voice Crack is the most hilarious thing I've seen today lmaoo

Just realized that the first time we saw Izzy Bowen she was singing Somethin' Bad which was probably foreshadowing what was going to happen with her character

Bro izzy🥺

"AH SON OF A BREACH" BAHSHAHHA

Iris being a speedster is kinda cool and I like that her lightning is purple :)💜⚡️

Cisco just saved Iris 🥺

Poor Cisco, Harry just destroyed his little airplane thingie he was working on because he was looking for his thinking cap that Joe had because Harry was getting addicted to it

And Joe noticed because Harry had the same symptoms as Francine did 🥺

Bro that scene in ep18 where Marlize and Iris are fighting is pretty badass, especially when Iris basically stabs herself to get rid of Marlize or when Joe makes it into the Cortex with the Samuroid's head in a pole lmaooo😂

Ralph and Killer Frost 🥺

I love Snart from Earth-X

Bro no I love Cisco and Gypsy I cried when they broke up 🥺

Amunet's real name is Leslie Jocoy

Diggle throwing up after running with Barry every single time is hilarious😂

I love it when Cecile inhabits other people's minds right when she's about to give birth BAHSHAHHA SHE REALLY IMPERSONATED JOE PERFECTLY

Joe and Cecile baby's name is Jenna Marie West🥺☺️

This house is bitchin' BAHAHAHA I hated this cliffhanger like I loved it bc it wasn't that bad but it was yk?😂

[firebender-hands]

Ep 9

Don't steal, kids, unless it's from pirates

Sokka you little shit

Appa is such a mood

Cute big bison baby

Sleeveless is always a good option

Okay can I say first, again, I love Zuko and Iroh's relationship

And second, we need more fire breathing Zuko DRAGON AU

awwww

Katara teaching Aang

Ok Aang... bb... You're a bit op

PIRATES?!!

Stay away from Momo bitch

oop

CABBAGE MAN 😳

kATARA

you queen

Sokka ily but please shut up

Iroh? A hoarder? Canon

Momo's poor butt lmao

And that's why you don't go out to train in the middle of the night

Sokka is street smart, like damn

Fucking smug ass Zuko

Aang & Katara working together is lovely

L M A O

No ship for the both of you 😌

It was in the shape of a bison, of course it's for Appa

[bazaarwords]

“Asami, where do babies come from?”

If Korra could have taken a photograph of the greatest moment of her life, she would have.

The image: A breezy day in early spring. Wildflowers blooming all over Air Temple Island, trees cloaked in whites and pinks. A woman sits on a stone bench, a small boy on her lap. She holds a children’s book out in front of them both.

His face: The picture of innocence, head tilted back to look at the woman.

Her face: Mortification. Disillusionment. The death of innocence.

Part of Korra wants to draw herself to the scene, to save her girlfriend. The other, louder part keeps her firmly planted on the ground where she’s sitting, eyes shutting again in meditation. ...’Meditation.’

“Well… Rohan… I feel like you should ask your parents, you know?”

“But they’re not here. You’re here. So where do babies come from?”

From across the yard, Korra can hear Asami’s sigh. She knows that it’s pointed, she knows that Asami is trying to get her attention, but it seems as if Raava has given her this opportunity to enjoy a moment more than she’s ever enjoyed any other moment of her life. Korra will be damned if she doesn’t honor the blessing.

“I mean—I’m just—oh, wow! Look, we’re almost on the next chapter! Rohan, don’t you like this book so far? I think there’s going be a sky bison in this section—look at the picture!”

There’s a pause. Korra focuses every bit of energy on keeping her eyes shut.

“Do sky bison babies come from the same place as people babies?”

“Oh—wow. You—are you sure you don’t want to finish this book?”

“Is there baby making in this book?”

Korra hears a choking noise from the bench, and it’s probably Asami, and a laugh rises in her throat, so close to being audible that she has to tense every single muscle in her body to prevent the inevitable.

“There’s—you know, there’s not.”

“Are there baby making books?”

Nope—“Pffbt.”—shit.

“Hey, Rohan,” Oh, no. “you know who would be able to help you find a book like that? Korra! Go over there and get her to help you!”

The pitter-patter of little feet gets closer and closer, but even though she’s already made it very clear that she is not, in fact, meditating, Rohan still prods her lightly, warily, before getting right up to her ear and doing a very poor imitation of a whisper.

“Korra where are the baby making books?”

She snorts. She has to. “M-maybe—heh—go ask Jinora? She’s booky. She knows books.”

When she cracks an eye open, she’s greeted to an overly-dramatic pout. “But Asami told me to come over to you because she doesn’t know!”

“Oh, she knows.”

“Korra,” Asami groans, and Korra has to physically bite her tongue at her girlfriend’s tone. “Rohan, can you wait until your parents get back from dinner?” And then she adds, under her breath, “…or maybe until you’re old enough to drive.”

“But I want to know!”

“What do you want to know, little brother? Meelo has aaaall the answers.”

Oh no. “Meelo, no,” Asami says, and Korra catches a glimpse at the look of sheer desperation on Asami’s face as she looks between the boys, Meelo sauntering out from inside. “It’s not important! Can you both just wait for your parents, please?”

Korra stands, finally deciding to come to the rescue. “Yeah guys,” she begins, earning herself a better spot on Asami’s shit list. “Hang on a couple more hours and they’ll explain it all!”

“Explain what?”

Initially, Korra had been having fun enjoying Asami’s temporary discomfort, but as Ikki glides into the courtyard, landing between her brothers, Korra feels Asami’s worry become her own.

“Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Can we please go inside and just—sit in silence? For like two hours?” Asami all but whines, glaring at Korra for assistance.

The problem is that Korra is similarly at a loss, and they can only keep the three younger airbender kids at bay for so long.

“You guys want to play air ball?” Korra tries, and it gets her nowhere. “Or… uh, go for a swim?”

Rohan sighs, putting his fists on his hips—wow, he looks like Pema. “I just want to know where babies come from!”

Meelo frowns, confused. “From… from baby factories. From… huh,” He looks to his sister for help, but Ikki just shrugs. “I’ve never thought of that. So we have to know! Korra, Asami, we demand answers!”

Korra looks at Asami. Together, silent, they weigh their options: Lie. Poorly, probably; Tell the truth and die, probably; Run... run?

Asami shakes her head. Not run. They have to babysit.

Ideas. Asami’s eyes plead. Good ideas.

Idea. Korra’s eyes widen with a thought. Good idea.

Asami nods. Good luck.

“Air children!” Korra bellows, getting the kids’ attention. They stop bickering, snapping their gazes at her expectantly. “If you swear on your lives to drop this issue for the next…”

“Three hours,” Asami offers.

“—three hours!” Korra continues, “I will personally immortalize you three in statues of either earth or metal. I’ll put them right here in the courtyard.”

The look on Asami’s face tells her she’s made a terrible mistake.

“Deal!” the kids yell in unison.

Pema and Tenzin take exactly three hours and fifteen minutes to return. Asami times it.

When they do, Korra is in the courtyard, making good on her promise.

“Korra what—what are you—is that Meelo?” Is Tenzin’s very first question.

Korra sighs, trying to fix Meelo’s nose. “It is,” She doesn’t have the energy to elaborate, “Please go speak to your children.”

From inside, there’s a yell and bang, and another bang, and Asami comes hauling ass out of the door, making a beeline for Korra. When she sees Tenzin and Pema, she stops short, relief flooding her expression.

“Oh, thank the spirits.”

Pema looks like she’s about to speak, but the kids come running out and before one syllable passes her lips—

“MOMMYDADDY WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?”

They don’t babysit for a while.

here u go @willoghby

PROMPTS ARE CLOSED (so I can attempt to work on the ones I have lmao)

[noisyfloor]

Radom fact: if you are ever being chased by a buffalo/bison you have 2 options. 1. Stand incredibly still - they have poor eyesight and often knock themselves out headbutting trees bc they think it's a rival. 2. Run down a hill- they are top heavy !!

this is probably the most creative ask i've ever gotten and tbh id probably run away just because i feel like i'd have a better chance at getting away that was and also the adrenaline rush would b killer lmao. thanks for the ask bub! 🌻

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#why am I thinking of Marcelli??? #itsy -- @lily-katie‘s tags on this post

like.... idk?? probably bc u always think of him bc he’s ur fave 💖 but u know who i thought of when i read ur tags?

Elias. this would be him after his middle school emo phase. he has a really embarrassing middle and high school backstory lmao, poor child. anyway, i just found the greatest reference for him in his emo phase and i need to share, bc it’s perfect and adorable (u can hear almost nth bc of the loud background music but it’s more about the gestures and the Look)

this guy malike clark even did a Sasuke hair tutorial on his channel (it looks s good omg +nohomo extensions lmaoooo). i’m so in awe, it’s literally young eli, my dudes, it’s my bison in the flesh at the tender age of 14. amazing.

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 4x15: “Death Takes a Holiday”

Because I would internally be pissed with myself if I didn’t finish doing this rewatch, I’m gonna see this thing through and hopefully finish in time for S14. One way or another, I’m gonna do it.

Bison Bud’s Bar.

Oh goodness, that all happened really quickly.

“Don’t move.” *Moves anyway.*

Shot point blank in the chest and he’s not even bleeding. Nothing short of a miracle.

The boys catch wind of the strange happenings.

Why the resistance from Dean?

Oh yeah, the happenings from the last episode and Dean is a passive aggressive little bugger.

Sam, who normally likes to talk things through, all of a sudden wants to move past something. Gee, I wonder why.

“flooredbythelord.com” fff, hahahaha

"I had this feeling like angels were watching over me. I wouldn’t expect you guys to understand.” O H buddy, you’re talking to Dean freaking Winchester, who’s literally been touched by an angel.

Watch the tone, Sam.

Aww, well that’s sweet.

Cole Griffith. The last death in the town.

Oooh, Sam’s got the right idea!

I kinda love how even tho Sam and Dean are very much used to their lives, they have little moments where they sorta step back and realize just how weird it is, and they’re just amused.

Dean’s moral dilemma.

Sam is just...he just has a terrible way with words sometimes. 

Oh, so Sam’s just accepted he’s a “freak” now?

Hell, why do I get the feeling he’s quoting Ruby again?

Busted.

How is Dean the only one trying to come up with something?? Help him Sam!

hahahaha, aww Dean.

Alastair! Our MOTE.

Sam immediately positions himself to exorcise him.

Well, go for it Sam.

(x)

Sam was too busy freaking showing off.

Awww, poor honey.

“I think I have a concussion.” 

I love Dean.

Shut up, Sam.

(Now that I’m remembering Cas appearing towards the end of the episode, I’m remembering that the angels were keeping an eye on them...meaning they’re probably  watching now.)

“You can’t kill Death.” *snickers in S10 season finale*

Oh yeah there we go, Sam wishes the angels were here to help, just as I was remembering that they probably are watching.

Y’all do crazy best.

Seriously, Sam.

hahaha.

More blind jokes

“Even if you do break into the veil and you find the reaper, how you gonna save it?”

“With style and class.” Bless.

So, does this count as a death or??

“You have got a great ass.” She ain’t wrong.

Dean is a child.

“Am I making you uncomfortable?”

It’s Cole Griffith!

And Cole’s mother. :(

“Thanks Haley Joel, I know I’m dead.” lol

Cole died of an asthma attack. :(

Well, Dean knows what it’s like to die and have an out of body experience.

Cole mentions black smoke before things get spooky.

Tessa! With longer hair.

“So this is the reaper that came after you.” More like the reaper doing her job, but yeah.

“You should shag ass.” Such colorful vocabulary Sam.

“Your whole angel-demon dance off? I could care less. I just want to do my job.” 

Tessa agrees to step aside, but she’s reaping Cole first once things are back to normal.

“What are you going to say to him?”

“Whatever I have to..” That’s...not nice.

I honestly can’t tell if Sam’s being sympathetic or manipulative.

Guess sympathy doesn’t work...so...

“Whatever I have to.” = lies. This is low for you, Sam.

Dean confesses to regretting not going with Tessa the year following their first encounter.

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind Tessa being my reaper.

The “black smoke” was at the funeral home.

And now it came and took Tessa. Great.

It’s Patrick Swayze “Ghost”  training time!

LMAO I love the little sequence of Cole teaching them how to punch.

I can’t believe Sam actually went to upper cut a 12 year old.

“Demon invisible ink” far from it, it’s Enochian!

What a show off.

Well, shit. Iron chains.

Alastair again! In my favorite vessel of his, this actor is phenomenal.

N o o o not Pamela. Why didn’t they ward the hotel against demons???

Well, Dean does kill Death with his scythe...

Oh hell, that’s Death’s own scythe!

Do something, boys!

RIP reaper #1.

l o r d, why did this have to happen to Pamela??

Aaayyy, they did it!

NOOOOOOOO

RIP demon.

“What the hell?””

“Guess again.”

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cas recruited them!

Already bickering like a married couple. :’)

“If you want our help, why the hell didn’t you just ask?”

“Because whatever I ask, you seem to do the exact opposite.”

“You made an exception for me.”

“You’re different.”

Oh dear, now we have to reap Cole.

“Tell your brother, thanks for nothing.”

Like I said before, I wouldn’t mind Tessa being my reaper.

“We’re all scared. That’s the big secret. We’re all scared.”

Cole’s mother has her peace.

Tessa calls bull on the angel’s “second chance”. She’s right.

“There’s no such thing as miracles.” Ouch.

Pamela went out drinking, nice.

“I know what you did to that demon, Sam. I can feel what’s inside of you. If you think you have good intentions, think again.” Last words.

RIP Pamela Barnes. Goddamn it, you deserved better.

Oh. Kim Manners had passed away from this point. Thank you for all that you did for this show, Kim.