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janahanooo · 4 months
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Trainer Yuu: I swear to Arceus, if one of you overblot again, I'm using God against all of you
Ace: you mean Arceus, right?
Trainer Yuu: Arceus and Horntorn.
Ace: fuuuck...
*Overblot happens*
Trainer Yuu: . . . You have two options.
Trainer Yuu: Malleus, the strongest person in Twisted Wonderland, OR GOD
Overbloted Student: ...............youknowwhatnevermindigiveup
Trainer Yuu: God it is. ARCEUS I CHOOSE YOU
Ace: this gets scarier everytime it happens....
Deuce: Yeah... will Yuu also take out this student or?
Ace: honestly? I would be suprised if they didn't accidentaly catch them at somepoint.
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heartfullofleeches · 10 months
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Hey chief, do you mind if I play some Pokemon here? Been here for a while and already collected some pearls, let me see..
*Pulls their bag and open it, taking out some Pokeballs*
Here we have... Titus, Dylan, Theodore, Erin, Spencer, Ben, Evan, Sammy, V, Host, Janitor, Ball Pit God, Bathroom Succubus, The Storyteller, The Manager, Amyas, Cholly, Tobi, Alasdair, Baron, Maddox, C.C., Orion, Jaremiah (btw, wtfrick happen to that dude? Did he melt on the microwave or smt?), Reese, Lambchop, Liu, Alien, Selene (honest, miss the sweet lady), Daina, Pin (another one that I miss, what happen to little dude? :( ), Static (do you remember them? It's been a while like, previous year halloween or smt?), Damsel, Elliot (I feel so old for still remembering him off-)...
Pretty sure I forgot some fellas, would you mind helping me find the others? I need to complete my Mr. Devil Collection. :b
Casper, Gemi/Gemini (miss these two fr, Ceres, Baron's sleeper paralysis big sister who's name I forget, Mal, Devlin, Silas, Gus, Ventri, Melan, The Director, Anri, Julian, The Scavenger, Rosebud, The Painter, the clock one, The lady in White, The Faceless Angel, Ruthie, Farmer Crow, Blythe, Mimi, D.Kay, Cherry, Clementine, Lemon, Lime, Melon, Eve/Everett, Vendetta, Dea, Thane, Mono, Exael, Titus, Sucrose, Mocha, Jolie, Izzy and Cinnabar, Gumi, Lollie, Zachary, Hayes, "Lucille" (Liu's parasite half. Also Liu used to be Lee), Morgan, Seth, that one cowboy guy, that one bullman guy, horny ghost lady, Chocolate Milk, Strawberry Milk, Eggnog, Screamsicle, Oat Milk, Apricot Milk, Peach Milk, Cotton-Candy Milk, Mint Milk, Apple Milk, Milk Tea, Spice Milk, Milk/Milk Maid, Cherry Milk, Bear, Bo, Spot, Saber, Belle, Doc, Trick, Prince, Wisteria
The list goes on but that's what I got for now. Fuck I miss the night gallery so fucking much. Jeremiah is dead. I haven't mention my poor baby Static since the beginning of the year. Pin has a draft I need to finish eventually
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ventela1 · 11 months
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Oh geez, that was weather-boosted, but it wasn't even a crit.
Yeah, so I've been playing SUPER carefully with Gooey and Dusty. Dusty's defenses and speed will go up once he evolves, but for Gooey, it's mostly her good SpAtk and tons of HP that help. Her defenses are like wet tissue paper.
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I just really liked this quote.
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I can see clearly now the rain has gone~
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After spending a little more time on Route 120, we made it to 121! It takes a while to make it to Lilycove City.
It was time to look for our next encounter!
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And out popped a Shuppet, which I personally find super exciting. I've never really used one for long before.
Went for a Yawn, but Shuppet turned out to have Insomnia, so I opted to just use an Ultra Ball. And it worked first try!
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Welcome, Mallory! (Further screenshots to come later.) "Mal" fits her Pokedex entry, and I always liked the name Mallory.
If anyone's curious, this was my second encounter, and as much as I love Gloom, I'm glad I got Mallory.
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My Species Clause for this run doesn't apply to the entire evolutionary line, just Pokemon I have fully registered in my 'Dex. So even though I have an Oddish in my PC, that would have been my encounter for the route. And I already have, like, 3 other Grass types I haven't put in the party yet either.
A Wingull also appeared later, which also would have been unideal (for reasons explained in the post where I caught Gooey).
Speaking of Gooey. Something felt strange to me whenever I saw her name. I finally realized what. I didn't name her in all-caps like the rest of them! Should I edit it to be all-caps, or nah? I don't think I will, I think it's kinda cute as it is.
Shuppet turned out to be pretty common on this route. Their only damaging moves are Curse and Night Shade. What has a pair of jaws AND a pair of sunglasses? That's right, it's Dusty!
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And since they outspeed, they're basically doing the work FOR us.
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(Dusty did one-shot a Shuppet at max health with a crit Bite, though. I'm very proud!)
We spent a lot of time grinding around here.
Can I just say how much I freaking LOVE this character design! If it wasn't so close to Halloween already/I didn't already have a costume picked out, I'd try to make this!
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Fashion GOALS. Maybe sometime later I'll do a cosplay.
Discovered a new strat in letting Mim take the Poisoned status from a wild Oddish just long enough to enter a trainer battle, since he has the Guts ability. Hex Maniac Tammy's poor Ralts didn't stand a chance.
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Hey, we hadn't seen Team Aqua in a while. I sure hope they're just going to pay their respects.
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We'll check that out sometime soon.
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And finally, I just want to highlight Seviper's sprite in this gen. I love it! It's so saturated.
Finally, we made it to Lilycove and stopped for the Pokecenter. Then went right back to the route, rinse and repeat.
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AYYYY, there's a Pikachu! Kind of a goofy battle. The double paralysis happened again not long after with a Gentleman's Manectric.
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Dusty's close to evolving, but there's also something else interesting to me around here. Can anyone guess what it is? You'll see in the next post. Besides that, I'll need to go pull someone from the box and use Cut to grab some items. So we'll be seeing a lot more of Route 120.
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popatochisssp · 5 years
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Individual Skeles (Wave 1)
Sans (Undertale)
Random Headcanons: 1
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2
Sans is a basic bitch
Stuff he enjoys in bed * 
Virginity?
Pokemon team
...Well, one of you is gonna have to change.
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Love in a Ball-Pit
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Papyrus (Undertale)
Random Headcanons: 1
A-Z Ask Game: 1
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Pokemon team
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Get Dunked On
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Sky (Underswap Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2 | 3
With a s/o who’s never been in a relationship before
On marking his partner *
Stuff he enjoys in bed * 
Pokemon team
His cautious opinion of humans
Would he ever Judge his s/o?
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Best Worst Day Ever
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Paps (Underswap Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2 | 3
With a s/o who wears thigh-highs
Paps is not a basic bitch... but he IS a college cryptid (or maybe a Victorian gentleman...)
Stuff he enjoys in bed * 
With a dyslexic s/o
With a friend who unintentionally plays on his daddy kink
Pokemon team
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You’ve Goat to Be Kidding
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Jasper (Underfell Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2
A-Z Ask Game: 1
With an artist s/o who wants him to pose for them
Jasper is a crunchy marshmallow (burnt but still good!)
With a s/o who wants to dom him in the bedroom
With a s/o who wants to kiss and nuzzle his forehead
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Feelings on collaring (but also, on collars with a s/o)
Pokemon team
The baby pictures he keeps of his bro
With a s/o who wants to flatter/fluster/pamper him
On knitting
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Bad to the Bone
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Pyre (Underfell Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2
With an artist s/o who wants him to pose for them
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Feelings on collaring (but also, on collars with a s/o)
Pokemon team
Theatrical romance
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Better Than Expected
Family First (Platonic)
As You Like It
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Mal (Swapfell Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2 | 3
What is Swapfell Indigo?
How to start winning his trust
On marking his partner *
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
With a s/o who doesn’t want to wear a collar......or wants to wear it as a bracelet instead? Or maybe a big bow? (Would he wear a bow collar...?)
Adapting to the surface
Pokemon team
If someone were to try and boop him (Being booped by a s/o specifically)
With a self-negative s/o
With a s/o who’s scared of rough stuff in bed *
With a s/o who doesn’t like fancy styles of clothes
Mal and his Princess
Aftercare best practices *
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Mission Impossible
Dirty Laundry (plus The Hamper [WIP] for extras)
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Rus (Swapfell Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3
A-Z Ask Game: 1
What is Swapfell Indigo?
With a very small, very affectionate s/o
With a s/o who hasn’t had the best life
With a diabetic s/o who cannot accept sweets from him
Stuff he enjoys in bed * (and if his s/o is kinda subby, too)
How his s/o’s first period around him might’ve gone
Why he’s a little more vulnerable when he comes from a Kill or Be Killed universe
His feelings on collaring (and if not being able to beat Mal is an obstacle...) Or if his s/o wants to wear a big bow as a collar?
Adapting to the surface
Pokemon team
With an argumentative s/o
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Resisting a Rest
Snuggle Therapy
Dirty Laundry (plus The Hamper [WIP] for extras)
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Slate (Horrortale Sans)
Visual reference (commissioned)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2 | 3
On fixing the hole in his skull
Making it work with a small normal-sized s/o
With a s/o trying to wear his clothes
Why is he so big?
With a s/o who wants to dress up fancy to go on a casual date
With a s/o recovering from anorexia
With a s/o who wants to kiss his hands
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
A meet-cute
Pokemon team
If his Phantump discovered some...memories...
With an adopted sibling in college who’s working too hard
With a s/o who has as much LV as he does
Is he a sadist?
Using his poor memory to trick/prank him
Can he see out of both eyes?
Skull damage
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Fur a Good Time, Call... (plus Snips & Snails for extras)
Safekeeping
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Papy (Horrortale Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
With a s/o who struggles with anxiety/depression
Making it work with a small normal-sized s/o
With a s/o trying to wear his clothes 
With a s/o who likes to be picked up
Why is he so big?
With a s/o recovering from anorexia
With a loving, domestic s/o
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Pokemon team
With a s/o who isn’t intimidated by/likes his height
Trauma/coping from the Underground
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A Modest Proposal
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barpurplewrites · 7 years
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The Second Great Pokemon Go
(First in series here)
Pokemon have appeared in Storybrooke again, but this time it was planned.
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“Welcome to Storybrooke’s second Great Pokemon Go Event! Also known as the first one we’ve planned!”
The gathered crowd cheered at Regina’s little jest. Many of them knew of the effort that had gone into safely replicating the events surrounding Rumple’s bout of magical Flu. Months of spellwork and something that Henry insisted on called technomancy had finally borne fruit and now the town was ready to enjoy a day of catching pocket monsters. Unlike last time, there was an air of a carnival to this event, instead of the weary, low key panic that came with clearing the town of the latest magical disaster. Stalls were set up next to Pokestops offering drinks and snacks, bunting festooned the streets, the fairies had offered to act as marshals and were dressed as Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny to make them easy to find should anyone need help.
In the week leading up to the event everyone who wanted to take part had signed up to one of the three teams; Valour, Instinct or Mystic. For those who played the mobile game Team Instinct was considered a bit of a joke, so the numbers were initially very low, that changed when word got out about which team the dwarves had signed up for. During the Flu induced Pokemon event Bashful had proven himself to be a natural at catching flying types, once people heard that he would be playing in yellow sign-ups had increase. Instinct would still be the underdog, but they were confident they would give Valour and Mystic a run for their money.
Regina waved her hand in the air sending a shimmer of magic over the town.
“The Pokestops are active and the Pokemon are free! You have until three o’clock to catch as many as you can! The best Pokemon from each team will then battle the Gym Leaders. Ready? Steady? Go!”
The crowd roared in joy and became a confused mass of colour as everyone raced off to find Pokemon. After a moment a sort of order became apparent; the blues of Mystic were heading towards the docks and the beach; the reds of Valour were making a beeline for the forest and the yellows of Instinct were heading out into town. Regina stepped down from the podium and grinned at Rumple and Belle.
“Looks like every team has a plan.”
Belle shifted Gideon from her hip to his stroller and began buckling him in; “Oh yes, there have been loads of sneaky strategy meetings all over town.”
“So, what’s the inside info?”
Rumple raised an eyebrow at her, but his features quickly softened into a smile; “Valour are after bug and rock types, Mystic had opted for water types, and Instinct have chosen flying as their main power. Every team’s got people working on the medals to make sure that there is plenty of dust and candy on hand for evolving the best they can.”
Unlike the actual game where candy was specific to each Pokemon, they had decided to make it generic, so every team had plenty to evolve their best Pokemon and boost them up to strong stats in the hopes of topping the leader board. They had made a few other changes to the gameplay; the Pokestops would only drop berries and Pokeballs. It had simplified planning for Rumple, Regina and Emma, as had having only one Gym, no raids and limiting the Pokemon to the Kanto set.
Emma joined them just as Gold finished speaking; “I know for a fact that Lily and Mal are aiming for the most dragon types caught. Personally, I’m after a Squirtle.”
Gold pulled three Pokeballs from his pockets and juggled them, much to Gideon’s delight; “Shall we see what we can do for our little team’s score?”
The three of them would be acting as Gym Leaders for the battle portion of the day. They could have just magicked up their Pokemon, but had decided to collect them, so they could be part of the fun.
Belle gave Rumple a kiss and pulled a blue cap from the bag at the back of Gid’s stroller; “You guys have fun, Gid and I are off to help Team Mystic.”
“I suppose it was a given that Belle wold go out to bat for the blue team.”
“Of course, Emma, she looks best in blue.”
Regina and Emma shared a smile at the fond look on Rumple’s face as he watched Belle and Gid wave before they moved out of view.
“Come on, lets catch something.”
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 Archie adjusted his red cap and blew out a breath. Hansel dropped the now full Pokeball into their bag, as Gretel added another tally mark to their sheet; “That’s another Venonat for us, and it was a tough one.”
“Six balls to catch it! We’re going to need to circle back to the Pokestop.”
Archie nodded and followed as the kids led the way; “I hope the rest of the team are finding more rock type than we are.”
“Proves our idea was right.”
Gretel didn’t miss a step as she thumped her brother’s arm, and turned to walk backwards so she could look at Archie as she spoke; “We had this wild idea that because you were a cricket that Bug types would be attracted to you, it was just a daft idea, we didn’t be any offence…”
“No, none taken at all. And considering our haul so far, I’d say there is something to your idea. Is that why you suggested we should go for bug types?”
“Everyone underestimates them ‘cause they aren’t the best known, and they creep some people out.”
Archie considered this as he held the backpack while the kids climbed over a fallen tree. Once he was over the obstacle himself he asked; “Do you think anyone else in town has worked out that some of us have an affinity for certain Pokemon?”
The kids gave him matched looks of surprised; “Of course, why do you think Mal and Lily are aiming for the dragon type trophy?”
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 Snow shivered as another Kabuto appeared.
“Charming! Creepy one here.”
He two balls from his pockets and squeezed Neal’s hand; “We’re on it. There’s a Geodude over here.”
Snow tousled Neal’s hair as she switched sides with Charming. Most of the rock types she was fine with but the horseshoe crab-like Pokemon freaked her out. She was trying not to show it too much, she didn’t want Neal picking up on her hebbie-jebbies. From the sound of the conversation going on behind her she didn’t need to worry.
“Krabie is cute. Can we keep him as a pet, Daddy?”
“Erm, no we can’t son. We’ll look at the puppies at the shelter again tomorrow hey?”
Snow was glad they couldn’t see her face as she rolled her eyes. She’d already picked out a puppy at the shelter and was just having to wait until the little darling had his shots before she could surprise David and Neal with him. She’d have to come up with some reason why they couldn’t go and look at puppies tomorrow.
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 Grace hissed in sympathy as the Vulpix her Papa had been trying to catch headbutted the ball away. She was just about to throw him another ball when he tumbled forward and managed to get his hand under the ball and bat it back towards the Vupix. It looked a little put out as the ball connected and captured it.
Jefferson rolled and plucked the ball from the ground before bouncing to his feet and twirling to give his daughter a toothy grin. A tiny glimmer of doubt crept onto his face at the sight of Grace’s wide-eyed staring.
“Was that alright?”
Grace launched herself at him howling with laughter; “Papa that was awesome!”
He caught her and swung her around in a circle, laughing happily with her.
“Okay, I mean you are covered in leaves,” – Grace brushed at her jumper – “and now so am I, but we are going to save loads of balls if you can do that a few more times.”
“And that means less trips to the Pokestops, so maybe we can head further out than most people, might be able to grab some of the rarer ones, hey?”
She gave a thoughtful nod; “That would give us a better chance of getting the Catch ‘Em All Medal.”
Jefferson bowed with a flourish, that was only slightly spoiled by the scattering of leaves that fell from his clothes, and offered Grace his hand; “Shall we then?”
“We shall. Let’s see where Mom and Dad have got to, that Oddish shouldn’t have been too hard to catch.”
Aiden and Elsie were Grace’s parents under the Curse, for them waking up had been heart-breaking, because they lost the daughter they had always dreamed of. It had taken Jefferson time to accept that they weren’t going to try and steal Grace away from him, and slowly they had become their own sort of family. Jefferson still had his moments of panic, but Aiden, Elise and Grace got him through them.  Now he twisted around on the spot trying to find which way his co-parents had gone. A shout from his left gave him a direction and Aiden’s head appearing from around a tree pinpointed them.
“Have you two got any balls left? We’ve got an Ekans here.”
It was a good thing that Pokemon were not as skittish as regular woodland creatures, because the racket that Grace and Jefferson raced across the dry leaves would have scared it away.
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 Granny eased the tray of snacks onto the table and braced for the stab of pain that normally shot through her hands as she uncurled them; it didn’t come as badly as she was expecting. Whale had been right about these new pills, oh well she had a bottle of bourbon with his name on in the diner.
Astrid skipped over to the snack stand, and almost tripped over her own feet. Granny raised an eyebrow at her choice of costume for today.
“So Nurse Joy, hey? Would have thought you would have gone for Officer Jenny.”
Astrid shook her head as she carefully poured herself a cup of soda; “Oh no, I only dress up as a police officer for Leroy.”
Soda slopped over the table as Astrid’s brain caught up with what her mouth had revealed. Granny calmly handed her some paper towels and said; “Got a thing for firemen myself, but as long as it’s safe, sane and consensual it’s nobody’s business what you two get up in private.”
Astrid was still looking flustered, but at least she was smiling now. Granny took the chance to change the subject to spare the poor girl anymore embarrassment; “Have you seen my wayward granddaughters?”
There had been some people in town who had speculated that Granny wouldn’t be happy about Ruby’s True Love; after all they had whispered it wasn’t a natural sort of relationship was it? Granny had welcomed Dotty with open arms and sternly told the whispers to stop projecting their prejudices onto other people. Several people had been barred from the diner, which basically ostracised them from the town since Granny’s was the social hub. Some had educated themselves and apologized to Ruby and Dotty, and then been allowed back. Others had continued spouting their bile around town but were met with a cold-shoulder by the majority of folks.
“They’d just caught a Growlithe last time I saw them.”
Granny wasn’t great on the names of these little critters, but she knew that one; “They evolve into Arcanine, first time I heard the girls talking about that one I thought they were saying ‘our canine’, thought they were talking about Toto.”
Granny fondly rolled her eyes as Astrid spluttered on her soda and handed her some more paper towels.
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 In the park as shadow swept over Tink. Lily was circling in dragon form. She’d been doing this all day to pop back to the Pokestop, up until now it had been fine, but this time Bashful was taking aim at a Ghastly. Tink bit her knuckle as the ball bounced off the Pokemon and whacked into the dragon’s snout.
In an impressive feat of aerobatics Lily snapped forward and caught the falling ball. She landed lightly within yards of Bashful and spat the ball at his feet. Tink set her Officer Jenny cap firmly on her head and rushed across to the two of them, praying that Lily was in a good mood. She was still a little way away when Lily transformed and snagged the ball from the ground.
“Here you go Bash. You ain’t gonna get any points for catching me.”
The dwarf caught the ball and shyly pointed to his nose with a questioning look at Lily.
“Oh, barely felt it, go catch your spooky.”
Bashful tipped his yellow baseball cap and ran off towards where the Ghastly had drifted to float around the sleeping form of Walter.
“Problem, Officer Tink?”
Lily turned around slowly with a small sad smile on her face; “You thought I was going to toast him, hey six months ago you might have been right, but I’m doing a lot better these days.”
“I admit it crossed my mind and I’m really sorry Lily. It was crappy of me to think that.”
Lily’s eyebrows rose in surprise; “Think you can teach Snow and Charming to apologise that easy? They didn’t want me to take part today until Emma and Regina went to bat for me, still haven’t said sorry for calling me an ‘unstable flamethrower’.”
Tink didn’t even try to contain her eyeroll. Since Blue’s ‘retirement’ she and Tiger Lily had become the leaders of the fairies and both of them had their hands full trying to undo the hypocrisy that Blue had fostered in the royal couple.
“I’ll have a stern few words with them Lily.”
“Thank you, Tink,” – she nodded her head towards the Pokestop, - “I need to reload, I left Mom playing with a couple of Dratini.”
Tink nodded with a smile; “Sure thing, see you at the party later? First drinks on me?”
Lily gave her a thumbs-up, “You’re on.”
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 Down by the docks Henry handed his Uncle Gid a rusk as Belle took aim at a Lapras.
“Fingers crossed Uncle Gid we really want this one.”
Gideon chewed on his rusk, apparently indifferent to Team Mystic’s need for a good strong Lapras. He did giggle and shout ‘Whoosh!” when it vanished into the Pokeball, but he did the same when it escaped, so he probably wasn’t cheering his Mom on.
“Can you throw me another ball, please Henry?”
He opened his backpack, but before he could reach inside a Pokeball flew out circled around his head and then sped towards the Lapras. Belle and Henry watched as the flying ball made a perfect capture. Gid clapped his hands together and laughed.
“Okay. So, I guess Uncle Gid’s magic is coming out.”
Belle scooped the ball from the ground; “Looks that way. Well done Gid. That was a very good catch.”
Gid made grabby hands towards the Pokeball and only grumbled a little when Belle insisted on wiping the mushed rusk from his fingers first. When he finally got hold of his Pokeball he cuddled it to his chest and babbled gently at it as he snuggled back into his stroller. Belle snapped a photo to send to Rumple.
“Looks like someone is ready for a nap.”
Henry bounced a Pokeball against his palm; “Do you think he’ll let us use that Lapras for the Gym Battle?”
Uncle Gid was teething at the moment and could be a bit grumpy about letting go of his favourite comfort toys, which now included the best Pokemon they had caught so far.
Belle shrugged; “Erm, might be best if we can find another one, just to be on the safe side.”
Gid pointed a sleepy finger along the dock where another Lapras had just popped into existence. Henry whistled under his breath; “Thanks Uncle Gid.”
Belle chuckled as they started towards the new Pokemon; “I’m sure Gid didn’t make that appear Henry.”
Henry raised an eyebrow at her in a manner that was a pretty good imitation of his grandfather. Belle rolled her eyes; “Okay, he probably didn’t.”
Perhaps a quick phone call to Rumple would be a good idea just to make sure that Gid’s magic wouldn’t interfere with the spells already running today.
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popatochisssp · 6 years
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Skeletons Masterpost
The number of posts I’ve made about headcanons and such is starting to get a little long, so I feel like this might be useful! ;3
I’ll be adding to this as I do more things and try to keep it relatively up-to-date with all the stuff I’ve written, headcanons and actual fic alike.
Under the cut because it got pretty long!
Sans (Undertale)
Random Headcanons: 1
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2
Sans is a basic bitch
Stuff he enjoys in bed * 
Virginity?
Pokemon team
...Well, one of you is gonna have to change.
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Love in a Ball-Pit
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Papyrus (Undertale)
Random Headcanons: 1
A-Z Ask Game: 1
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Pokemon team
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Get Dunked On
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Sky (Underswap Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2 | 3
With a s/o who’s never been in a relationship before
On marking his partner *
Stuff he enjoys in bed * 
Pokemon team
His cautious opinion of humans
Would he ever Judge his s/o?
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Best Worst Day Ever
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Paps (Underswap Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2 | 3
With a s/o who wears thigh-highs
Paps is not a basic bitch... but he IS a college cryptid (or maybe a Victorian gentleman...)
Stuff he enjoys in bed * 
With a dyslexic s/o
With a friend who unintentionally plays on his daddy kink
Pokemon team
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You’ve Goat to Be Kidding
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Jasper (Underfell Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2
A-Z Ask Game: 1
With an artist s/o who wants him to pose for them
Jasper is a crunchy marshmallow
With a s/o who wants to dom him in the bedroom
With a s/o who wants to kiss and nuzzle his forehead
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Feelings on collaring (but also, on collars with a s/o)
Pokemon team
The baby pictures he keeps of his bro
With a s/o who wants to flatter/fluster/pamper him
On knitting
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Bad to the Bone
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Pyre (Underfell Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2
With an artist s/o who wants him to pose for them
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Feelings on collaring (but also, on collars with a s/o)
Pokemon team
Theatrical romance
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Better Than Expected
Family First (Platonic)
As You Like It
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Mal (Swapfell Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2 | 3
What is Swapfell Indigo?
How to start winning his trust
On marking his partner *
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
With a s/o who doesn’t want to wear a collar......or wants to wear it as a bracelet instead? Or maybe a big bow? (Would he wear a bow collar...?)
Adapting to the surface
Pokemon team
If someone were to try and boop him (Being booped by a s/o specifically)
With a self-negative s/o
With a s/o who’s scared of rough stuff in bed *
With a s/o who doesn’t like fancy styles of clothes
Mal and his Princess
Aftercare best practices *
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Mission Impossible
Dirty Laundry (plus The Hamper [WIP] for extras)
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Rus (Swapfell Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3
A-Z Ask Game: 1
What is Swapfell Indigo?
With a very small, very affectionate s/o
With a s/o who hasn’t had the best life
With a diabetic s/o who cannot accept sweets from him
Stuff he enjoys in bed * (and if his s/o is kinda subby, too)
How his s/o’s first period around him might’ve gone
Why he’s a little more vulnerable when he comes from a Kill or Be Killed universe
His feelings on collaring (and if not being able to beat Mal is an obstacle...) Or if his s/o wants to wear a big bow as a collar?
Adapting to the surface
Pokemon team
With an argumentative s/o
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Resisting a Rest
Snuggle Therapy
Dirty Laundry (plus The Hamper [WIP] for extras)
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Slate (Horrortale Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2 | 3
On fixing the hole in his skull
Making it work with a small normal-sized s/o
With a s/o trying to wear his clothes
Why is he so big?
With a s/o who wants to dress up fancy to go on a casual date
With a s/o recovering from anorexia
With a s/o who wants to kiss his hands
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
A meet-cute
Pokemon team
If his Phantump discovered some...memories...
With an adopted sibling in college who’s working too hard
With a s/o who has as much LV as he does
Is he a sadist?
Using his poor memory to trick/prank him
Can he see out of both eyes?
Skull damage
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Fur a Good Time, Call... (plus Snips & Snails for extras)
Safekeeping
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Papy (Horrortale Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
A-Z Ask Game: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
With a s/o who struggles with anxiety/depression
Making it work with a small normal-sized s/o
With a s/o trying to wear his clothes 
With a s/o who likes to be picked up
Why is he so big?
With a s/o recovering from anorexia
With a loving, domestic s/o
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Pokemon team
With a s/o who isn’t intimidated by/likes his height
Trauma/coping from the Underground
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A Modest Proposal
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Ash (Undergloom Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
What is Undergloom?
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Pokemon team
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Undergloom Sandbox (worldbuilding, meta, flash-drabbles)
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Yrus (Undergloom Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6
What is Undergloom?
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Pokemon team
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Undergloom Sandbox (worldbuilding, meta, flash-drabbles)
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Brick (Horrorfell Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
What is Horrorfell?
His ideal s/o
With someone struggling to learn sign who wants to communicate through text/writing
His feelings on his lost voice
Refusal to rely on text-to-speech
Reaction time
Swearing in sign
Acrylic vs wool
On knitting
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
His relationship with his brother
Surface wildlife
Telling his s/o about the Underground
Skull damage
Pokemon team
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Tangles (WIP)
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King (Horrorfell Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
What is Horrorfell?
Who took the blame for all the dead humans? Well...
On King’s prosthetic leg
How to befriend/get close to him
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
His relationship with his brother
Surface wildlife
Telling his s/o about the Underground
Pokemon team
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Sunny (G!Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1
What is Gastertale?
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Pokemon team
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Aster (G!Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1
What is Gastertale?
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Pokemon team
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Merc (Horrorswap Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1
What is Horrorswap?
Pink
No, not ALL the way pink
Though that would be cool
Does his personality change post-pink?
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Making up with his brother
Pokemon team
His ideal s/o
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Ell (Horrorswap Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1
What is Horrorswap?
Not pink, but blurple is nice too
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Making up with his brother
Pokemon team
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Pitch (Horrorswapfell Sans)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
What is Horrorswapfell?
HSF!Dirty Laundry
Blind jokes
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Making up with his brother
Skull damage
There’s a snake in his face
Pokemon team
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Nemo (Horrorswapfell Papyrus)
Random Headcanons: 1 | 2
What is Horrorswapfell?
HSF!Dirty Laundry
Stuff he enjoys in bed *
Making up with his brother
Pokemon team
All the Skeles...
Where their nicknames came from (Part 2, Part 3)
The not-so-secret G!bros... [NO LONGER ACCURATE] THIS is the one you want!
Sending flowers to their s/o
With a s/o who has narcolepsy
Who can use shortcuts?
With a transgender s/o: 1 | 2
With an asexual s/o
With a s/o who has chronic pain (active skeles, and the lazybones)
Where to run into a Sans for the first time
Cats vs Dogs Opinions
With a s/o who’s having a birthmark surgery
With a cute, yet intelligent scientist s/o
With a shy, easily flustered s/o
With a s/o who has self-harm scars
Favorite Youtubers
With a ticklish s/o
With a s/o who cries a lot
With a s/o who dyed their hair to match their magic
LARPing
With a s/o who has a degenerative condition
D&D
Worst traits in a relationship (and the Silver Lining!)
Best traits in a relationship
Halloween: 1 | 2
With a death metal vocalist s/o
With an s/o who is a dragon
Astrological signs
Chinese Zodiac animal
Opinions on puns: 1 | 2
4/20 Blaze It
Accidentally walking in on their crush changing
Unique tastes in music
Meme literacy
With someone being aggressive toward their s/o
With a s/o who’s loud when excited and then self-conscious
Relative heights
...but if their heights were static and they had a relatively tall s/o
Weights...?
Boobs or butts? *  (Tumblr is dumb, here’s the exact same link)
With a monster s/o without eyes
With an s/o who sings about them
Who confesses first?
How does monster pregnancy work?
With a s/o who wants to be poly
With a bilingual s/o
With a monster s/o who’s the strong, silent type
Proposing to their s/o: Sanses | Papyri
Favorite Disney movies
With a s/o who has the power of KR
Beverage of choice
With an affectionate s/o after a wisdom teeth removal
With a crying s/o after a wisdom teeth removal
Can skeletons squish?
Body insecurities when with a human s/o
With a s/o scared of getting married and having kids
The brothers’ relationships with each other
On scary movies and a scaredy cat s/o
As adopted siblings to a teen/young adult human
Biggest pet peeves
With a s/o who has curly, fluffy hair
With a s/o that used to have an eating disorder
With a s/o who draws on themselves with sharpie
With a s/o having their period (And more on the HT boys specifically) (Plus an update with the new skeles)
With a s/o who has low self-esteem
With a s/o who has body-image issues
With a s/o having a bad day, and how to help on their bad days
What and who is The Judge? (Plus the new skeles)
With their pregnant s/o who forgot to tell them it was twins
Can monsters get sick?
With a s/o whose pet just died
With a s/o who draws them as superheroes
With a s/o who has projective chromesthesia
What jobs do they have on the surface?
Making their s/o gigglesnort for the first time
What kind of huggers are they?
Accidentally hurting their s/o in an argument... (but don’t panic because...)
With a pregnant s/o (and if he was the pregnant one)
With an accidentally pregnant s/o
With their brother’s s/o
Lingerie preferences * (Tumblr is dumb, here’s the exact same link, and here’s another link for the new skeles update)
With a s/o who can lift them
Dresses they might pick out for their s/o (or suits they might pick for their s/o)
With a s/o who wants to learn a new skill for them
What kind of kissers are they?
How they feel about Valentine hearts (and if their s/o decided to tease them...)
What kind of sweets they’d get their sweetie for Valentines Day
Gaster...?
What kind of cuddlers are they?
Feelings on petnames (and favorites to use) PLUS the reverse: (pet names they like to be called!)
Sharing a s/o with their brother...?
What kind of lovers are they? (And what if it’s their s/o’s first time?) *
Awareness of RESETs
Modern Stats
With a s/o who’s a criminal
As Pokémon
With a s/o who’s scared/anxious about pregnancy and childbirth
How fast do they move in a relationship?
How are they at aftercare?
How do they feel about being edged? Sanses | Papyri *
The Sanses stats
To a s/o who attempted suicide
With a s/o who secretly plays the guitar
How to get him riled up in public *
How they’re like when drunk/tipsy (and their drinks of choice!)
With a s/o who has split personalities
With a s/o who has a big secret in their past
The loud skeles with a s/o who gets bad headaches
Annoying Dog across AUs
With a s/o that snores
With a s/o who doesn’t like attention in bed and wants to take care of him instead *
On tattoos and other body-mods
Lifespans and aging
Feelings on public displays of affection
With a short-tempered s/o
All the Sanses are scientists!
As candies/sweet treats
Misc Underswap Alphyne headcanons
Preferred condiments/toppings
On Vocaloids
With a stoic crush who looks at them affectionately (UF, SF, HT)
With a shy s/o getting the courage to hold their hand for the first time
With a s/o who gets into a lot of trouble
With a sensitive s/o (UF & SF)
With an artistically-minded s/o
Thoughts on seeing their kid for the first time
With a s/o crying because they’re so happy
Prominent scars and injuries (UF, SF, HT)
Favorite cats & toys in Neko Atsume
Kinds of flowers they’d surprise their s/o with
Favorite foods
Who would win in a Pokemon tournament (or would they prefer a contest?)
What do they feed their Pokemon?
What are they like as yanderes?
With a s/o who wants to go to a Pride celebration
Hogwarts houses (and the new skeles update)
With a s/o who’s cut family members out of their life
When they’ll be comfortable with “I love you” with a s/o
Soft hands vs rough hands
With a s/o whose depression causes dissociation
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Nuzzling habits
A s/o trying to climb them (Papyri | Sanses)
Trying to surprise-kiss a tall skele
Knowledge of flower-language
How the upbeat skeles handle bad feelings
Opinions on humans
Cats & Dogs they might own
Talking during movies
The active skeles with a lazy s/o
Tics and habits
Baby Shark
Spooky Scary Skeletons
Which starter Pokemon would they pick?
Younger brothers’ first words
Age gap between the older and younger brothers
Area 51
On killing (UF, SF, HT)
Babybones Papyri bringing home a bad grade
Gaming habits
Being called ‘husband’ by a friend
Feelings on Pokemon (the game)
Can the innocent, sweet, naive skeletons take care of themselves?
Languages they might be interested to learn
On cursing
How they handle separation from their brother
Ideal honeymoons
Wild West AU
Surface integration for ‘fell ‘verses
Minor deity AU
Buying menstruation supplies for their s/o
Speech patterns across AUs (plus the new skeles)
Mood/stimboard vibes (plus UG and HF)
What animal would they be
As kinds of cake
Halloween costumes (new skeles only)
Frisk’s role in Swapfell
Playlists
On eye-lights and the shapes they make
So no additional humans died in HS and HSF?
Spit or swallow *
What would the skeles be like if they were gay?
On the intrusion of skull orifices
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Hope for the Holidays (Sans & Papyrus bonding, no Reader)
Bag of Bones (drabble collection)
Working Out the Kinks (Kinktober 2018) * NSFW, not for minors!
Make Your Mark (Soulmate AU, and here’s the Symbolism Guide)
Flotsam and Jetsam (Mermay inspired, WIP)
Not So Spooky Scary (Halloween costume drabbles)
Choose Your Adventure (Holiday Edition)
Kinktober 2: Electric Boogaloo (Kinktober 2019, WIP) * NSFW, not for minors!
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Soul Searching (w/skeletons 1-14)
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Sweet Treats (drabble collection, WIP, w/all 20 skeletons)
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