#precious nerdy cinnamon roll

[pooks]

i stand by my opinion:

Percy is a cinnamon roll. no I don't take constructive criticism. end of discussion.

[clavell-my-love]

Clavell:yes arven I knew your father well you could say as the kids would call it we were “roommates”

agshsgskdj YES "rommates" 👀 very, very good rommates

*clavell smiling sweet like an idiot*

[pokechampash]

Shower Time with the Class 1A Boys💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

It was a sunny Friday afternoon at UA high school and the boys of class 1a had just finished up their daily training for the day and were all now in the locker rooms getting ready for their next class

“What a refreshing shower” Izuku Midoriya said to himself as he wrapped a towel around his hips and stepped out of the showers area,Izuku Midoriya was one of the many buff dudes from class 1a,most people call him the gentle giant of class 1a as he's basically a bodybuilder but is very nice and is very shy most of the time,while Izuku was walking back to the lockers he saw glance of his reflection and couldn't help but look at his body more deeply,he then started analyzing his body.

“Wow! All Might’s trainings is really starting to pay off” Izuku thought to himself as he flexed out his muscles to see how big they were really were,as he wa so busy flexing out his muscles as hard as he could he didn't see Eijiro Kirishima walk into the shower area,he had just finished talking to some of the other boys and wanted to freshen up before class,Kirishima was shocked to see a shy dude like Izuku flexing like that.

“Damn Midoriya,I didn't know you could flex so well” Kirishima said with a chuckle as he slapped Izuku ass,Izuku was surprised and blushed in embarrassment

“Haha,sorry about that Kirishima,I was checking my process with my muscle training with All Might” Izuku laughed nervously

“No need to apologize bro,that was super manly! I've been working on my muscles as well,check my out!” Kirishima exclaimed proudly as he lifted his arm and flex out his biceps,they bulged out and puffed up as Kirishima flex them as hard as they could,Eijiro Kirishima was definitely the “cinnamon roll” of class 1a,he was nice to everyone and was super precious,he loves to be “manly” and has a pretty muscular body and had absolutely no problem telling anyone who will listen about it.

“Wow Kirishima,your muscles are amazing!” Izuku praised Kirishima’s body as he felt Kirishima’s bulging biceps

“Haha,thanks Midoriya! I've been training with Aiwaza sensei in between classes,it's been a huge help for my huge muscles!” Kirishima explained as the two boys walked to their lockers to get there clothes

“Ah I see you two are done showering,how'd you like today's training” Tenya Iida greeted the two boys as they walked to their lockers,Tenya Iida was mostly known for his perfect grades and smart attitude,he can get nerdy like Izuku sometimes but he means well and he takes fitness very seriously so he pretty muscular

“It was good Iida,still can't believe how buff you've gotten over the school year” Kirishima joked as he groped Iida’s pecs to his surprise,this made Iida blush deeply

“Yeah it's crazy how buff you are now” Izuku said as he felt up Iida’s biceps making Iida even more flustered

“T-Thanks” Iida stuttered,he's never been touched in such a way so he had no idea how to react,the two boys eventually stopped and went back to their lockers.

“Oi,Shitty Hair! Tell this idiot I'm way more buff and muscular than him!” Katsuki Bakugou said to Kirishima annoyed

“No way bro,I'm way bigger than you! Tell him bro!” Denki Kaminari argued with Katsuki Bakugou

Katsuki Bakugou is basically the opposite of Midoriya,he has a short temper and is basically mad all the time for no reason at all,he's very competitive and is obsessed with catching up to Midoriya so he's very muscular.

Denki Kaminari is the class clown of class 1a and is known for his jokes and chill attitude,he's pretty buffsince he workouts with his Present Mic and Kirishima sometimes

“Sorry Bakubro,Denki is way more muscular than you” Kirishima chuckled as he slapped a very upset Bakugou’s back

“Tch,whatever!” Katsuki yelled in annoyance,the rest of the boys just laughed as Katsuki stomped off to his locker,Kirishima had a naughty idea in mind as he grinned,he snuck away when none of the boys were looking,what could he be planning?

“Damn guys,when did you get so big?” Sero Hanto said as he walked into the locker area and walked up to Izuku and Denki who were still laughing

“You know how it is bro” Denki said as the fist bumped while Izuku just smiled nervously thanking him

Sero Hanto was basic looking but still handsome latina dude,and of course since he was in class 1a he was super buff,he also loves teasing the other boys in his free time

“I swear you guys can't go a minute without doing something random or wacky” Hitoshi Shinso said as he walked from the showers to his locker,the other boys laughed at his comment.

Hitoshi Shinso was originally in class 1c but after some intense training UA switched him to the hero course and put him in class 1a,Shinso used to be a loner but he's been slowly warming up to the 1a boys but that doesn't mean they still didn't weird him out from time to time,he was lean before his training but he was very muscular now thanks to Aiwaza and All Might.

Katsuki was looking in his locker for his boxers when he suddenly felt his towel being tugged,he quickly turned around pissed off as he saw Shoto Todoroki had successfully pulled off his towel leaving him completely naked,he saw Denki and Sero chuckling along with the rest of the boys,Katsuki’s cock was a pretty decent size but seeing the almighty Katsuki naked like that was definitely a interesting sight.

“What the hell Icy Hot!” Katsuki growled at Shoto as he snatched his towel back and covered himself

“Kaminari and Sero dared me to pull your towel off when you weren't looking,we're pulling some game called truth or dare” Shoto said with a blank expression on his face which made Katsuki growl in frustration.

Shoto Todoroki is one of best students in class 1a,his grades and studies are excellent and he always gets good test score,and when it comes to his training he usually ask Midoriya or Iida to help him,he was already pretty muscular when he started at UA but now he was a total beefcake,but sometimes he can be pretty dense when it comes to social stuff and other things like that,resulting in things like Katsuki being stripped because he was stupid enough to play truth or dare with Kaminari and Sero

“Haha,no need to be embarrassed bro we're all men here” Mashirao Ojiro chuckled as he playfully smacked Katsuki’s back,Ojiro had just finished showering and didn't care to get a towel so he was completely naked which made Katsuki’s cheeks turn red

“Put some damn clothes on Donkey Kong!” Katsuki hissed at Ojiro but all the boys laughed again,while all of this was happening Kirishima was lurking in the shadows of the locker rooms chucking to himself

“This just might be my most manliest plan yet!” Kirishima thought to himself with a grin as he sneaked over to the shower area as all the boys moved to the shower areas to get changed,Izuku,Iida,Ojiro,Katsuki,Sero,Shoto,and Shinso all entered the showers,suddenly there was a big gust of wind and all the boy’s towels had disappeared leaving them all naked,Katsuki noticed Kirishima smirking at the other side of the showers with all their towels in his hands,the others started to notice as well

“What the hell's gotten into you Shitty Hair?! I swear when I'm done with you!” Katsuki yelled embarrassed as he started rushing up to Kirishima when suddenly Kirishima grabbed him and before Katsuki knew it Kirishima was tightly groping his pecs

“Hehe,it was just a prank bro chill out a little will ya?” Kirishima said in a teasing voice as he moved to Katsuki’s abs,storking and feeling them up and down

“I-I’m leaving! T-This is very inappropriate and I shouldn't watch this type of behavior!” Iida said embarrassed as he tried to leave but Izuku should in his way

“You know Iida you should really learn how to live a little,this can be fun let me show you!” Izuku said as grabbed Iida and started feeling up his muscular body all over,Iida wanted to scream or run but Izuku’s hands felt so soft against his muscles so he just went with it and before you knew it all the boys were making out and feeling each other’s muscles,Shinso and Denki were making out while feeling each other’s muscles while Ojiro and Shoto were having a bit of fun with a flex off,suddenly the locker room door swung open and to all the boys shocked Toshinori also known as the almighty buff pro hero All Might

“I had a feeling you boys were doing something like this,let me show you how it's done my boys!” All Might said, taking a stance and flexing, showing off to all the boys.All Might smirked as he continued to flex until he finally burst out of his hero costume,All Might walked into the shower area up to the all boys,I wonder what they'll do next?

[dramanut98]

My thoughts on the West Wing Special (written as I watched it...)

- It’s a bit weird hearing Sterling saying Leo’s lines but he’s doing it so well

- Holy crud this guitar/orchestra rendition of the theme is GORGEOUS!!! Seriously release it please on iTunes!!!

- The whole cast just looks so damn good - like they haven’t changed a moment

- Omigosh Michelle I MISS YOU!! COME BACK MICHELLE!!! 😭

- Ainsely as the narrator is something I didn’t know I needed

- NANCY MCNALLY!!!

- They even got Carol!!

- Dule you age like a DAMN fine bottle of scotch

- “DONNAAAAA?!” ugh, still gives me the feels.

- Janel you age gorgeously

- Loving loving the black box setup for this thing

- Ed and Larry, I’ve missed the stuffing out of you two (though I still don’t know which is which)

- Ok now I really want to learn how to play chess well

- MARLEE!!! MARLEE MARLEE MARLEE!!!

- One of my dreams is to work alongside Marlee Matlin on something

- LIN!!!! YOU BEAUTIFUL PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL OF GENIUS AND LIGHT AND CREATIVITY AND NERDINESS AND PUBLIC DUTY!!!

- LIN YOU’RE ADORBS AND AMAZING and now having seen some of the incredible documentary about your Papi I understand where it comes from 😊

- AP shoutout!! Whoot!!

- Omigish I forgot about Charlie supergluing the phone!

- There’s something so poetic about watching a devout Catholic and a devout Jew playing chess while discussing public policy and right vs wrong

- Oh wow this conversation about how education is vital and the educated shouldn’t be looked down on is SO timely

- I remember why I loved Bartlet so much - he too had a very complicated relationship with his father

- Oh Bill - I do miss you.

- RBG 😢

- Can we get a show with Dule and Sterling playing the President and Chief of Staff respectively?

- Well said gents!!!

- “Presidents aren’t kings..” SAY IT LOUDER PLEASE DONNA FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

- Janel and Brad still have that same palpable chemistry on screen together

- The way Sorkin wrote the relationship between Toby and Bartlet was nothing short of brilliant

- Hello Gail 🐠

- Leo always having to be the long suffering uncle/dad of this merry band of misfits...God love him.

- “Sam you’re gonna run for President some day” - spin-off?!?

- Sing it Avett Brothers!!!!

- WOW. That was BRILLIANT. 😎

[night-filled-mountain]

Ok, folks...this doesn’t happen very often (this has happened, like, once), but I have a Theory. And it might be a bit controversial. So let me preface it by saying:

I do not think Essek is evil.

I think Essek is, in many ways, a precious cinnamon roll.

I think Essek desperately wants to be friends with the Mighty Nein and nerdy research partners (...if not more) with Caleb.

I think Essek is well on his way to joining their little family. I think his affection and respect for them are entirely sincere, as are his awkwardness and loneliness and craving for validation, as is his desire to end the war.

And with all that said...

I think Essek is involved with the Cerberus Assembly.

Hear me out. Essek is a young, powerful, confident wizard (confident about his magic, that is), a self-described “prodigy.” He is intensely curious about pushing the boundaries of magical research and experimentation, fully willing to take risks for the sake of greater knowledge and power. He’s also insecure, lonely, and quietly disillusioned with his own government and with the entire concept of religion. But he is highly placed in that very government, and trained in the arts of interrogation, torture, and (going by the Scourger incident) execution.

Has there ever been a more ripe target for Trent Ikithon!?

Now I just want everyone to consider the way Essek talked to Caleb and the rest of the M9 about the Cerberus Assembly:

He admitted to sympathizing with their goals--their curiosity, their boundary-pushing magical research--and feeling a sort of kinship with them. He all but admitted to trusting them, moreso than either the Empire’s government or his own. Isn’t that an exceedingly odd thing for the Shadowhand of the Bright Queen of Xhorhas to express?

He asked Caleb whether he doesn’t think that maybe the Assembly provides a necessary balance to King Dwendal and the government of the Empire. This is exactly how the Cerberus Assembly think/talk about themselves. Oremid Hass used almost identical language when justifying their deeds to the M9. Again, why on earth would Essek be talking this way about a nationalist organization from the country he’s at war with?

He asked the M9 if they have a personal connection to the Assembly. This seemed like a very pointed question, and they didn’t really give him a straight answer. Why was it so important to him to clarify how his new friends feel about this particular organization, who have had at least one high-ranking mole in the Xhorhasian government, and whose goals just happen to align so closely with his own?

He asked the M9 not to tell the Bright Queen about the second beacon. I’m sorry, but we can’t ignore this, even in the name of stopping a war. This is blatantly withholding information from his monarch. This, if nothing else, makes him a traitor. And in almost the same breath, he explained to the M9 why the Cerberus Assembly might share that same goal. The goal of ending the war. In order to protect their secret research. Which has already been revealed as Essek’s primary passion.

I can’t help but feel that the evidence is pretty overwhelming. Now, I don’t know all the details, and once again, I don’t think Essek is “evil.” I think he’s been taken in by Trent’s/the Assembly’s charisma, just like Bren and Astrid and Eodwulf were taken in. Just like the scourger who Essek tortured and executed. 

Now, I don’t know whether it was Essek who undid the scourger’s chains (his shock and anger when she attacked Caleb seemed very genuine); I don’t know if he is the one who gave the beacons to the Assembly, who modified his colleague’s memory, etc. (though guilt over the latter, as well as the subsequent torture, would certainly explain the “sadness” Nott picked up on in her infamous insight check). But I can tell you one thing: I desperately want Caleb to have that “bonding over our trauma” discussion with Essek sooner rather than later. I want him to give Essek the facts that Essek has clearly been digging for: that Caleb is intimately familiar with the Assembly, with Trent Ikithon, and that they hurt him terribly. I desperately want that to be information that Essek has going forward. Because I think he reached out to the wrong source for acceptance and kinship well before the M9 found him. And I think he cares for them now, I truly do. And I think Caleb’s story would make all the difference in the path he chooses in the end.

[magical-grrrl-mavis]

Sibling AU

because apparently this is a thing I've got on my mind now. (Probs won't be writing it any time soon but I have a primal need to info dump, and maybe I'll inspire someone else.)

Characters

Eda Clawthorn - Canon Eda: She's Eda. She loves all 3 Noceda girls but is closest to Luz

King - Canon King: He's King. 

Lucia Noceda - Beta Luz: Her weirdness is sorta toned down compared to Canon Luz. She's a bit more angsty. Reeeaaaally needs to smile more. Absolute D E L I N Q U E N T.  Get’s into trouble on purpose, be gay do C R I M E. Feral. Totally down to help with Eda’s less honorable schemes. Tries to seem more “over it” and grown up but is secretly just as enthusiastic as Luz. She's more closed off, her life’s been a bit harder. Very protective of Luz and Laia, DO NOT fuck with them in front of her.  Ready and willing to throw down. Deeeeeefinitely not hopelessly in love with Amelia. Age 17

Luz Noceda - Canon Luz. You know her, you love her. Age 14

Laia Noceda - Pilot Luz: Just as weird as Luz but a bit more laid back and shy. Doesn’t like putting herself out there quite as much as Luz, but gets dragged into her schemes a lot. Huge nerdy bookworm but perfectly capable of being flirty. Actually pretty confident with Anna. Too precious for this world. Is babey. Sits back and observes her sisters antics bc she's actually got a little sense. Age 13

Amelia Blight - Beta Amity: Cold but F E R A L. Doesn't even try to be the little miss perfect anymore but will pretend in front of parents. C H A R I S M A. Will fuck you up. Sorta pyromaniac but not like crazy, just good w/ fire magic and feels calm when she watches flames. Will burn you to ash if you hurt Amity or Anna. Rolls eyes at the twins antics. “You were going to do WHAT with Amity’s diary!?” Lotta internalized shit from her treatment by her parents. THIS CLOSE to burning down Blight manor. “If I have zero friends nobody can hurt me”. Lucia really throws a wrench in that plan. Toooootally not madly in love with Lucia. Natural greenhead but constantly dyes her roots brown as a form of small rebellion and solidarity with Amity and Anna. Age 17

Edric Blight - Canon Edric: You know him. Age 16

Emira Blight - Canon Emira: You know her. Age 16

Amity Blight - Canon Amity: Our girl! Age 14

Anna Blight - pilot Amity: Is babey. Loves books. Shy and tries to stick silently to the background. Just so sweet and precious. PROTECC HER. Tries to do the right thing. Like, ALL her siblings do their best to protect her from her parents. Not good with people at all. Age 13.

Winona Park - Beta Willow: You've seen Dana’s drawing of her. This shady bitch. She knows all your secrets. She will use them against you. Likes a little trouble but doesn't get caught. Ever. By the time you figure out what rule she broke she's already won the game. Don't. Touch. Willow. T R O U B L E. Loner until Lucia came along. Just does not care about anything. Doesn't even try in school  but is still almost as good as Amelia. Not quite as powerful as Willow but still powerful. “What happens if I press this button.” Age 17

Willow Park - Canon Willow: You know her, stronk cinnamon roll. Age 14

Gus Porter - Canon Gus: Boy needs more character development. Age 12

(Story might not go quite like I'm describing it here but it's pretty close.)

Eda was going to eat King when they first met, they tell it like it's just some cute story.

Camilia was going to send both Luz and Laia to normal-person-camp but didn’t even try with Lucia bc she's clearly a lost cause. Lucia waited for the bus with them though, and she and Laia both followed Luz through the portal. Luz was the one who decided to stay on the isles, Laia just agreed bc she also hated the idea of camp, and being a witch sounded fun. Lucia agreed bc “well I'm not leaving my fucking siblings in another dimension on their own” but also was jumping up and down inside at the idea of being a witch.

Lucia and Laia were just vibing at the owl house during Witches Before Wizards because nobody told them shit.

Luz and Laia both went to the school in I Was a Teenage Abomination, Lucia didn’t bc “school? Why would I willingly go to school?” so she wandered off to town to do GOD knows what. Laia just hid in the bottom of the pot, but wandered off, Anna helped save her and get her out in the end. Later, at the covention, Laia gave Anna the “thanks pal” drawing.

Luz and Laia were both captivated by Eda’s magic lesson in Intrudor, Lucia was just hanging back with her arms crossed like she didn't care but inside she was going “I'm gonna be a witch! I'm gonna be a witch!”. Luz discovered the light glyph but Lucia came up with the idea of sticking it on the wall.

At the covention, Lucia saw Amelia and was actually gonna go over and be flirty bc Hot Witch Girl, but then she overheard her talking to Amity about her fighting Luz and instantly big sister mode. They got into a fist fight out back over “my sister’s better than yours.” their relationship after that is just Lucia constantly antagonizing Amelia and almost getting burned. Anna just stayed by the sidelines at the covention and Laia didn't see her until the very end, talked a bit and gave her the drawing b4 being dragged out by Eda.

Laia helped w/ the moonlight conjuring, but Lucia heard "night market" and sneaked off there. She didn't see Eda'z predicament but did run into Winona, who was making trouble and just being generally shady. Lucia helped her out with the shady business because why not and they were instantly friends, their friendship has a lot of Lucia going “you scare me sometimes.”

Laia went to the Library with Luz, she saw Anna just hanging out reading in the corner and immediately went over and sat by her. They were in Amity’s hideout sitting real close reading when Luz and the twins walked in, they left immediately, Anna red as a tomato.

The second Eda said body swap Lucia scooped Laia up and noped on out. It sounded fun to Lucia but for some reason she didn't feel comfortable subjecting Laia to that.

Laia and Lucia went with Eda when she talked to Bump abt enrolling them and just sat back and watched Eda clean up all her messes. Lucia was impressed.

Laia was just as excited to go to Hexside as Luz. But Lucia hated school, even magic school. She only decided to go to keep an eye on her sisters and fuck with Amelia.

Neither Laia note Lucia were interested in going to the Grudgby match. Laia stayed home and read (on the couch. She was so engrossed in her book she missed king walking out with half-transformed Eda) and Lucia went to hang out with Winona.

Laia and Anna worked together on a book for the writing contest. It won. Lucia wrote one too but it git rejected for being too graphic. It made one of the judges who read it start seeing a therapist.

All three went to the knee. Lucia went along with Eda'z crazy teaching because it seemed hysterical to her crackheaded mind, she missed the whole Slitherbeast thing bc she was off with moss in her ears, dirt over her eyes and pine needle mulch in her nose. Laia was incredibly disappointed that Anna wasn't there with the other blights. She didn't even try to stop Luz from stealing the wand bc she knew she wouldn't listen. She was just as impatient as Luz, just not rash. They figured out the ice glyph together.

Lucia chose the bard track in First Day bc she wants to be in a band. Laia couldn't choose just like Luz and got stuck in the Oracle Coven. Lucia got caught just like Luz and ended up in the detention track, Barkus was a bit more wary about her. She helped fight the basalisk I guess. Laia just stayed in class. Both Luz and Laia got to be in every track, Lucia chose only Bard, Beast Keeping and Illusion.

When Luz and co were shrunk at the carnival, Laia was off hanging out with Anna, and Lucia was doing something crackheaded with Winona. (Seriously, you could write such good fluff fics about Anna and Laia, and insane crack fics about Lucia and Winona.)

Idfk what Laia and Lucia were up top in Understanding Willow

Anna and Laia went to Grom together. They're such unassuming people that the only people who noticed were Eda and King bc they helped Laia get ready, and Amelia. Who had very mixed feelings bc 1- that's Lucia's sister, but 2- she actually kinda likes Laia and Luz.

Lucia begged Luz to let her take over as Grom queen but no dice. She ran to help too when Luz ran off but was too slow, she didn't get there until the very end of the dance.

Look, Laia is too much of a bookworm to care about sports and Lucia just thinks their stupid, so neither of them watched Luz play in Wing it like Witches.

Eda made cloaks for all 3 girls. Lucia and Laia were in the wrong year to go on the field trip to the emperor's palace. After school Laia went to the library with Anna and Lucia went to hang out with Winona. Laia and Anna fell asleep reading in Amity's secret room and Lucia and Winona lost track of time hanging out, neither got home until the next morning, and they found Luz crying on the floor.

Imagine with me, all 3 noceda girls breaking into the conformatorium to save Eda. All three wailing on Belos, Laia with a fuck ton of glyph papers, Luz with Eda's staff and some glyphs, and Lucia with a red aluminum bat covered in glyphs. They don't beat him but they do a lot more damage than just chiping his mask.

Imagine all 3 sisters agreeing silently to destroy the portal. For Eda.

[alanna-artroid]

Cookies I Have From Cookie Run So Far! (And My Thoughts On Them)

Alright, I’ve gotten pretty far in Cookie Run: Oven Break, and I felt the need to share my thoughts on all the adorable cookies I’ve unlocked so far. So far, I have 50/100, so I’d say I’m making good progress. On to the list!

GingerBrave: The bravest boy. If this was a show, he’d clearly be the main character. I recently got him a little suit, so now he’s a gentleman! 

GingerBright: Sweet little lady. She looks like she’d be nice to get a coffee with or help you with homework. I definitely ship her with Brave, no doubt about it.

Strawberry Cookie: Precious baby! She’s super shy and I am compelled to protect her at all costs. Her pet is also a Tamagotchi, so she must be a gamer! Sweet!

Skater Cookie: HE WAS A SK8TER BOI! SHE SAID SEE YA LATER BOI! 

Zombie Cookie: This is one of the fastest zombies I’ve ever seen. They seem like a nice guy overall though.

Princess Cookie: Heck yes, a mischievous princess! Those are the best! I love her dress and hair bows. I bet she just pretends to get kidnapped for the lols.

Pilot Cookie: Is it just me, or is this little old man smaller than most of the other cookies? Whatever, he’s got a cute mustache and he’s adorable. Go and fly!

Vampire Cookie: As a vampire nerd, I immediately adored this guy. I will gladly give him grape juice and chill with him under the light of the moon. 

Gumball Cookie: Is this was Splatoon is like? This boi has a lot of chaotic energy and I like him.

Pistachio Cookie: I love this warrior woman so dang much. Look at that minty green hair! Her power is also SUPER helpful. She a speedy knight!

Pancake Cookie: HE’S A FLYING SQUIRREL! HE’S TOO CUTE I CAN’T EVEN! LET ME HUG THIS TINY CHILD!!!

Peppermint Cookie: Sweet baby. Good baby. My mom would probably adore this baby. (She loves mint and she’s not even a big sweets person.)

Muscle Cookie: As a lesbian, I’m not into big abs and muscles, but he’d probably be a good gym partner. Don’t mess with him is all I can say.

Cherry Cookie: Little Red Riding Hood got some bombs! I hope she and Gumball can go cause chaos on the weekends.

Hero Cookie: Precious nerdy boi with science! I saw his Island of Memories intro and his bond with Jellyco Cube is just the sweetest thing! Follow your superhero dreams, my baby!

Fairy Cookie: I didn’t know Tinkerbell was in this game! Also, I got her a bee costume and that looks super cute on her. Love her hair bun.

Werewolf Cookie: ULTIMATE FLOOF! Doggo here has a lot of angst and I worry for him. Maybe Vampire Cookie can teach him to chill? That’d be nice.

Rockstar Cookie: Oh, the songs I could sing right here. High tier rocker boy. Loving that flowing white hair. Rock on, buddy!

Soda Cookie: Go-to starter for my Breakout runs. I love him very much, he’s super cute! Let me go to the beach with this righteous dude! 

Dark Enchantress Cookie: Oooooh, she is GORGEOUS!!! I love her design~! I’ll be sure to invite her to any fancy balls I might have, as to avoid any Maleficent scenarios with this savage woman.

Moon Rabbit Cookie: My spirit animal! I love how she constantly munches while she runs. This girl is such a mood for me. Cute little bunny ears~!

Space Doughnut: Awww, look at this alien dork! Their design is very cute, and I love how their expression of >:3.

Macaron Cookie: Such a sweetie pie! Why must they all be so adorable?! She’s a little drummer girl! That is too precious! Look at her dress and hat!!!

Pink Choco Cookie: She reminds me of a show I watched when I was younger. It was about a space girl, does anyone remember it? This girl will save the day, I can tell! 

Avocado Cookie: Strong girl on the loose! My pun-loving friends would adore this cookie. And she’s a blacksmith, which is always cool.

Whipped Cream Cookie: Elegant ballerino!! He’s definitely one of my favorites! Such a beautiful boi~! I love his design so much, and he’s very useful. <3 <3 <3

Blackberry Cookie: Yeeees! Gothic girl for the win! She is SO dang pretty! I am WEAK for gothic lolitas, and she even has ghost buddies! I bet she’ll love spooky games like Luigi’s Mansion and Hollow Knight.

Lemon Cookie: Edgy boi is trying way too hard to be Shadow the Hedgehog. I mean, can you SMILE for once dude? It’ll take me a while to bond with this guy.

Salt Cookie: He strikes me as a wise old man you’d find meditating at the top of a mountain, or in his case on a boat in the ocean. I bet he has lots of knowledge to share.

Squid Ink Cookie: AWWWWW, SWEET BABY SQUID!!! Guys, I think they might be my favorite! They’re so squishy and mighty, and they need all my love and huggles!!! Don’t be sad baby, I’ll be your friend! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Lime Cookie: Beach girl! She’s like Lemon Cookie, but slightly nicer! I really like her hair and beach ball. Very cool girl.

Ninja Cookie: FINALLY! SOMEONE WITH MORE THAN TWO JUMPS!!! I went kind of crazy with his jumping powers at first. He’s super cool. Not sure why his pet is a ghost though.

Pomegranate Cookie: Oooh, I love Asian fashion~! Look how fancy and elegant she is! Her story concerns me, and I’m worried about her.

Angel Cookie: Good cookie, sweet cookie. Wouldn’t hurt a fly. It looks like they trust the devil boy, which is beyond kind of them. I love it when angels get along with demons. Defy angle roles!!!

Devil Cookie: Speaking of, they’re a cute little bean too! I love the naughty demon trope, and this cutie is so mischievous! Call Angel your “rival” all you want, I’m still shipping you dorks.

Roll Cake Cookie: Imagine, if you will, the world’s biggest game of Whack-A-Mole! With that hammer, this boy would win without question.

Popcorn Cookie: I’d be happy to go with this girl to the movie theater! Also, I love how she had popcorn for hair buns. She seems like she’d be up for a fun time!

Carrot Cookie: Oh my lordy, her ponytails are carrots. The artists for this game are so clever. Strong but tiny farmer, I approve.

Ion Cookie Robot: Yes! A robot! I love robots, and this cookie is no exception! Definitely one of my favorites, up there with Whipped Cream Cookie. They’re super powerful too, and REALLY useful in Breakout and Trophy runs.

Dino-Sour Cookie: Gee Dino-Sour, how come Devsisters let you have two pets? Very cool punk boy. I can see him going to Rockstar Cookie’s concert.

Plum Cookie: Aren’t plums purple though? This boy is one tough cookie! Look at his karate moves! Honestly, I thought he was a girl at first. Why must these boys be so pretty?!

Yogurt Cream Cookie: PRINCE ALI! FABULOUS HE! ALI ABABWUA~!

Alchemist Cookie: Look, it’s Twilight Sparkle! Apparently, Vampire boy is her brother? I really like her hair braids(?), I just wish she’d loosen up a bit. She seems like a nice girl.

Roguefort Cookie: Aaaah yeah, elegant thief! This cookie is the coolest! I love this aesthetic so much~! Blue cheese has never been so fancy. Just look at this charmer, stealing hearts!

Pitaya Dragon Cookie: OOOOOhohoho! THIS is what I’m TALKING about! Look at this beast, they’re GLORIOUS! They’ve probably killed a bunch of people, but They’re crazy powerful and I adore them.

Knight Cookie: This guy is SO much fun to play as! He just won’t stop, he’s too fast!!! I couldn’t stop laughing once I found out just how fast this knight could go! Somehow he controls better than Pistachio? I don’t know, I love him!

Birthday Cake Cookie: TOO PRECIOUS FOR WORDS! SHE’S SO DANG CUTE!!! Also, her “Bonus Time” changes to “Happy B Day” and I... I just can’t! She’s the sweetest thing!!! <3 <3 <3

Cocoa Cookie: Awww, look at this sweet baby! I wanna snuggle her! Her design looks so warm and comfy. I have plenty of hot chocolate to give her. <3

Raspberry Mousse Cookie: Ah yes, the pretty boy that got me into this game in the first place. Along with Squid Ink, he’s probably my favorite. There’s a reason he has the highest affection so far with me. I just adore his design, and he’s very powerful! I will ALWAYS have him ready for Breakout and Trophy Runs. Well worth all the hype. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Rose Cookie: Finally, we have this lovely lady. Everyone is shipping her with Raspberry, and rightfully so. She is a high-quality woman that makes gay men straight and straight girls lesbian. Look at that outfit! And those dance moves!

Aaaand that’s everybody for now! I’ll update this once I get more Cookies. So far, I like most of them a lot. Anybody got some favorites they’d like to share? I’m still new to this game, but I’m happy to hear what others have to say!

UPDATE 1: 

I went back and fixed all the gender mistakes I made. (I’m so sorry! D:) Also, I got a few more cookies! So here we go!

Walnut Cookie: Precious detective baby! The newest update is only making her cuter! Probably the shortest of the bunch, and I adore her design~! <3

Cinnamon Cookie: Super useful power so far, and they have a really cool cape! Those cards are very handy! (I promise I’ll pay attention to the genders of these cookies from now on! I don’t want to misgender anyone again!)

Sparkling Cookie: Oooh, a sparkling cider cookie! That’s honestly the only boozy thing I enjoy drinking. He is super classy and seems like the life of the party. He strikes me as a Great Gatsby kind of host.

Moonlight Cookie: OOOOOOOH~! LOOK at this GODDESS! I love the nighttime/dreamy aesthetic. This girl has Luna’s hair and a wizard’s outfit, high tier cookie!

White Choco Cookie: This game sure likes it’s knights, huh? This girl is a fine lady and apparently, she attracts all the lesbians. Can’t say I blame those girls, I do love that hairstyle. 

Spinach Cookie: Aaand the newest cookie to hit the scene, this girl! I have never met someone so dedicated to vegetables, so I have to applaud that. She’s a super sweet girl, and I hope we find who stole her precious vegetables!!!

UPDATE 2:

More Cookies! It’s been a while since I’ve updated this, so I have quite a bit to share. On to the new ones!

Mustard Cookie: Look at this punk girl! Street artist on the loose in the streets! I always admire people and characters in this style, so I’m supporting this rebel all the way!

Herb Cookie: Now THIS guy is everywhere! It seems the fandom really likes him, and I can see why. He seems like a very nice boy, with a sweet plant baby. I like the leaf hair, very cool.

Sea Fairy Cookie: I love how everything on her flows. Her hair, her dress, she’s so beautiful~! I will say though, Legendaries are SO DANG HARD to level up and get affection with! WHY?!

Cream Puff Cookie: Awwww, look at this precious baby girl~! Look at her soft hair and little dress! I almost feel bad running with the super cute ones, I don’t want them to get hurt! 

Matcha Cookie: Oooooh, all these ancient-looking cookies have the coolest designs! She’s probably insane, darkness will do that to ya, but she seems harmless so I like her!

Ice Candy Cookie: This chick could crush me like a grape and I don’t know how to feel about that. Hopefully, she’s only savage on the ice rink. I do NOT want to mess with this girl.

Cherry Blossom Cookie: Awww, look how pretty she is~! Cherry blossoms are always so lovely, and this girl embodies that. She has a PARASOL for crying out loud, I CAN’T EVEN!!

Grapefruit Cookie: This game sure likes sports, huh? She seems really cool, I love her colors! Do you think she’d play Skate 3? Hopefully, she’d get a laugh out of that game.

Pirate Cookie: This guy has been a long time coming. I’ve been curious about him since the Breakout episode. He’s pretty neat, I appreciate how he naturally comes with an extra revive.

Kumiho Cookie: Cool! A Kitsune! I love the spin on the concept of cookies. Let this marshmallow fox live out her reverse-furry dream! I’m loving her design too, look at that hair! 

Marshmallow Cookie: Oh cute! Another marching band cookie! According to her story, she and Macaron had a falling out. I hope they can reconcile and be friends again. :(

Dark Choco Cookie: WE’VE REACHED MAXIMUM EDGE! WITH OREO SHOULDER PADS!!! Interesting how he’s still trying to be a hero, which is a nice spin on the “I have evil powers so now I’m evil” trope. Here’s hoping he stays strong.

Fire Spirit Cookie: Ah yes, the classic lord of fire. A staple for any fantasy story that includes the elements. Again, it’s impossible to get the affection for these guys.

Mala Sauce Cookie: Yay! I got Pitaya’s girlfriend! I always love it when there’s a tribe/society of warriors and the WOMAN is the strongest one there. Heck yes! This warrior lady is a badass!

Firecracker Cookie: I didn’t know I was invited to a rave party! Love the neon colors on this cookie, that’s something this game really excels at.

UPDATE 3:

I’ve reached 90 cookies! I’m on the homestretch!!!

Cheesecake Cookie: OH MY LORDY LOOK HOW FANCY SHE IS! I adore her already! Fancy ladies are the best ladies!

Kiwi Cookie: This game REALLY likes sports. He looks cool, can’t complain.

Yoga Cookie: Awww, a pretzel is trying to be loose! I’ve done yoga a few times, and it is very good for your body. Nice colors, simple design, nice.

Dr. Wasabi Cookie: I’d reference some mad scientist, but I know a lot of them so we’d be here for a while. Her combi generator has been very helpful.

Tiger Lily Cookie: IT’S THE EYE OF THE TIGER IT’S THE THRILL OF THE NIGHT, RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVALS!

Chili Pepper Cookie: Uh oh, this one’s a troublemaker! I really like her hair, it’s very bright. Secure your pockets around this chick, that’s for sure.

Millennial Tree Cookie: These cookies are too pretty, I keep thinking they’re girls! This guy is so beautiful~ truly a being of nature!

DJ Cookie: Ooooh, I love her design~. Rainbow colors will win me over every time. And look! She’s wearing a Bi Pride shirt! This girl is awesome! I like how her special power is basically tiny Guitar Hero.

Snow Sugar Cookie: Soft baby, sweet baby. Looks very cuddly. Their level was very helpful during Sandwich Cookie’s event in getting frozen jellies. Those blue bears aren’t easy to come by!

Fig Cookie: CENTAUR! I wasn’t expecting one of those here! She’s such a sweetie pie~. Since everything and anything is allowed in this game, can we get mermaids or harpies next?

Cotton Candy Cookie: PRECIOUS BABY! She’s so gosh darn cute, I can’t take it! I personally can relate to falling in love with things so easily. And there are official plushies of her now! ONE DAY I WILL BRING HER HOME!

Purple Yam Cookie: Bro needs a chill pill. Not ONCE have I seen this guy smile yet. And I thought Lemon needed to lighten up. Milk seems to care about him though, so I guess he can’t be that bad.

Milk Cookie: The softest of warriors! Look how cute he is~! I adore him! Plus he really shines in the stories. I can only assume Yam is his boyfriend or something. Am I wrong about that?

Cyborg Cookie: Hey! I saw the storybook for this one! I’m surprised I haven’t unlocked this “Aloe Cookie” yet. Are they still in this game? I can’t find them on the chart. Anyway, Cyborg is cool. Very nice design.

Mango Cookie: Newest baby! I love him, and would love to learn all about the islands from him! I’m gonna say it, I already ship him with Ananas Cookie, no questions asked.

[hayleylovesjessica]

Tag 8 people you’d like to know better

Tagged by the precious cinnamon roll @imaginerium

Purple or Red: Red, though my partner says I look great in purple.

Last song I listened to: “I Miss You,” which is some old-school, mid-1990s Björk. That whole album, Post, is amazing and has aged quite well.

Favourite musicians: My people, where do I even begin? I’m a very nerdy classical girl at this point in my life, so I’ll say Theodor Currentzis, Michael Tilson Thomas, Evgeny Kissin, Martha Argerich, and Anne-Sophie Mutter.

Last movie I watched: Lara, you’re going to love this. The last movie I watched that I hadn’t seen before was Vita & Virginia, which I streamed on Amazon after finishing reading Virginia Woolf’s Orlando. We have a decent DVD/Blu ray collection, so more recently, I put on The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring a couple weekends ago. I love the LOTR movies. So. Damn. Much.

Last series I watched: Over the last two nights, we re-binged Fleabag season 2, which is maybe the most perfect season of television ever made. Before that, we made our way through the last two seasons of Homeland, which were really good, much better than I expected given how bad season 6 was. Before that, on my own, I binged Twin Peaks and Twin Peaks: The Return, which was my first time watching it since it aired back in 2017. It’s so bizarre and, at times, simply inscrutable. Also, it’s nightmare fuel, but of a really interesting variety.  

Tea or Coffee: Coffee, but I do like tea, provided it’s actually good. To that end, I go online and import my tea from the UK and Germany (seriously, if you’ve never had ostfriesen tea, you are missing out). Recently, I ordered a small package of yaupon tea, which I had never heard of before, from a maker down in Texas not far at all from where I spent my adolescence, Austin. Yaupon is different. It’s not bad; in fact, it’s very smooth, but it isn’t not worth the price I paid for it. Nevertheless, no regrets. I wish I could find chai comparable to what I can get at a local Indian restaurant, Naan Stop. Their lunch buffet is excellent, but really, it’s the bottomless chai that I love about the place.

Whoever wants to consider themselves tagged, go for it! 

[malicedragoness]

I keep thinking about how would Kuai Liang handle dating a black woman with an insecure, nerdy, and chubby black woman. 😂

Oh Kuai, you precious cinnamon roll 💙🖤

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As long as you’re not a robot or cyber he’s not going to care about what race you are. What Kuai looks for in an s/o is patience, compassion, and a kind heart.

He may not understand why all of your nerdy obsessions mean so much to you. But he tries to listen as best he can. He is pretty wary of any game systems though. Not being a fan of technology, but if you’re saying it’s safe he’ll take your word for it.

Kuai would encourage you to at least meditate with him. It helps to get you out of the room and outside for some fresh air. He cares about your mental health. It won’t cure your insecurities. But he hopes that by meditating once a day it will bring you more peace of mind.

Now if your insecurities are about body image, Kuai would be floored. He thinks you’re beautiful the way you are. And Kuai being the honest man that he is, genuinely means that when he says it.

He knows he doesn’t tell you that often. He’s still new to relationships and women, so there is a learning curve there. But if it takes him telling you everyday that you’re beautiful for you to see the beauty in yourself, then he will definitely do it.

[xxdecipheringgravityfallsxx]

Ford for the character thing!

Why I like them: He’s a precious floof owl summer child. What’s not to love about him? He’s so frikken adorable and needs to be protected... and he also needs some good sleep. {{And to be kept far away from me as possible, cause I go back and forth wanting to protect him, and then wanting to hurt him for delicious stangst. Plz take this boy away from me, I’m not fit to care for him.}}

Why I don’t: I don’t really dislike anything about Ford.

Favorite episode: Take Back The Falls, cause he and Stan make up and go sailing and that kills me everytime in a good way.

Favorite season/movie: Season 2 obviously lol.

Favorite line: “Will you give me a second chance?”

Favorite outfit: Just his red sweater and black pants, with his boots.

OTP: Sleep

Brotp: Stan o’course.

Head Canon: Ford definitely had to kill in order to survive in the Multiverse. I don’t doubt he found himself in hostile territory before where his survival counted on him fighting something or someone to the death.

Unpopular opinion: A lot of people horribly misinterpret Ford’s character. This is an unpopular opinion because I know a lot of ppl will be angered at my statement.

But a lot of people portray Ford as cold, distant, snappy, detached, and what’s worse some ppl will make him downright abusive towards Stan. I’ve seen a lot of fanfics which Ford’s character is butchered and it sickens me. Ford LOVES AND ADORES Stan. He was devastated when he had to erase his mind. Yes Ford was angry at Stan, but that hardly makes him an unfeeling, and unsympathetic asshole towards his brother.

Ford is a deeply complex character, that you have to look beyond the surface to see what his true character is. Despite everything, Ford still loved and cared for Stan. Though their relationship hit a rocky patch, and to no fault of their own, couldn’t be mended for a very long time, they still loved each other.

They still cared, they just never had the time they needed to heal before everything went to hell and back.

So yeah, there is is, my ‘unpopular’ opinion. The fandom still gives Ford a horrible time to this day, painting him as the horrible twin who deserved everything that happened to him.

It physically pains me to still see this. Like dude just lay off, okay? Stop making Ford out to be a horrible person. He’s not anything of the sort. He was just a scared soul, that was a victim to his own circumstances.

He was made fun of by his peers constantly, his father only cared to use him as someone who could make the family rich, he thought his only best friend in the whole world betrayed him out of the blue.

Then when he got to Gravity Falls he got in too deep, his buddy Fidds left him all alone, Bill Cipher did horrific and downright abusive things to him. He was wrenched away from the only home, and family he’s ever had. Left in an unfamiliar environment, and forced to survive or die. 

And yet he still can smile, he can laugh, he still holds love for his family. He’s not jaded like most other people would be in his shoes. Give my baby boy a break. He is not and was NOT a bad person. Just a lost and shattered soul that needed someone to save him from himself. And that was his family.

A wish: For him and Stan to be happy, and for them to adventure for the rest of their lives. Healthy and content.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Don’t you die before Stan, you motherfucker. You stay alive and never leave him alone, cause he’s already lost you so many times. Don’t you hurt him like that or I swear to the fcn axolotl! 

5 words to best describe them: Nerdy, Cinnamon Roll, Adorkable, Precious, and badass.

My nickname for them: Precious Jellybean <3

[bakkfity]

All hail our precious Cinnamon Roll, Steve Harrington! King of the ice creams, Captain of nerdy children! I remember when you were just a stupid bully. What a nice character development. :’)

[doctorgerth]

I ship you with Coby! Sweet cinnamon roll boi with sweet adorable coop ❤ plus you have enough sin to teach him some new things 😏 Lmao. For me you generally know but major bookworm and generally optimistic but can be snarky. Usually pretty easy to make friends with

A third Coby! 😱 you are absolutely precious Sto, thank you so much 😩😩 I love that sweet boy and would love to ruin his innocence a bit 👀

I honestly can see you with Franky!! You’re easy-going and you love memes and such and I think you two just share the same kind of humor! He also loves the nerdy yet sassy sides of you!! He’s a major fan of ur art too, especially the funny ones or the ones of him! ❤️❤️❤️

Now there’s a tie for first place! 3 for Sabo and 3 for Coby I can’t believe it 😭 I need someone to be the tie breaker!!!

[twobrokegirlswithbooks]

JOMP BPC: Precious cinnamon roll

-Nerdy Panda

[agxntkeen]

so i just wanted to tell you that i'm in love with both james spader and your blog ;) i just finished binge-watching the blacklist and now i'm addicted and i want to watch his movies but i have no idea where to start... any chance you could help me out? cheers ;)

thank you kind anon! 💙 James is very easy to fall in love with so of course I understand you, and my blog is pretty much filled with him so yeah

I haven’t watched all of his movies yet tbh but I’ll give you a rating for the ones I watched so I can make it easier for you to decide. or confuse you more idk. anyway here you go

James Spader movie guide 

essential

secretary (2002)character summary: lawyer, kinky but very loving and caring, obsessed with red sharpiesplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 👀

excellent

2 days in the valley (1996)character summary: cool assassin 😎, v. jealous, does kissy noises, an assholeplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥 there was only one but holy shit 

dream lover (1993)character summary: architect, a sweetheart, hot af, 10/10 would marry and protect with my lifeplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥+

bad influence (1990)character summary: actual cinnamon roll who trusts too easily, nerdy, softe, would protect with my life, a cute™plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥 there was only one unfortunately

wolf (1994)character summary: ambitious and fake af, yet still cute?, but also an asshole, n.b. you might end up with a werewolf kinkplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌 that hair? damnsex scenes: 🔥🔥 there is no sex and yet…

sex, lies & videotape (1989)character summary: precious bby, kinky, would hold for 1000 years, would also protect with my life, a cute™plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥 lots of sex talk but no actual sex unfortunately

avengers: age of ultron (2015)character summary: robot, literally wants to destroy the entire human race, and yet… still funny and cute? outrageousplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌+ look I’m just as perplexed as you aresex scenes: he’s a robot what were you expecting…

great

pretty in pink (1986)character summary: spoiled rich brat, so yep you guessed it: an asshole, well dressed, the kind of guy you slap then make out withplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌sex scenes: none that we get to see 😞

tuff turf (1985)character summary: rebel bby, cinnamon roll, excellent singer/dancer/cyclist/cockroach killer, would protect with my life, bonus: he’s best buddies with RDJplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥

jack’s back (1988)character summary: a doctor(!!), v. cute and sweet, wears hipster shirts and leather jackets, has glasses and earring, would protect with my lifeplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️+gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌/👌👌👌+ (you’ll understand)sex scenes: none. but he’s shirtless

stargate (1994)character summary: archaeologist, has allergies, the prettiest boy in the whole damn universe, likes chocolate, would protect with my life, would also play with his hair for a million yearsplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌 that hair holy shit 😭😭😭sex scenes: none

white palace (1990)character summary: a baby, jewish, a sweetheart, does some v. good faces if you catch my drift 👀plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌+sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥+

the new kids (1985)character summary: leader of the gang™, super blonde, has an accent, a fucking psycho and an asshole, hot afplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️+ gorgeousness: 👌👌👌+++ (definitely not a 3, but also not a 4, you get my problem here?)sex scenes: 🔥🔥 there’s no actual sex and yet…

true colors (1991)character summary: lawyer, professional cutie, also good and pure, excellent skier, James Bond™plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️+ gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥

crash (1996)character summary: a cutie pie but he needs some serious therapy, but 10/10 would still love and protect himplot: ⭐️⭐️ this movie is weird af - proceed at your own risk (then why is it listed as great you ask? wellllll 👇👇👇)gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌 grey sweater + brown leather jacket combo? wow. hair? double wow. orgasm faces? triple wowsex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 !!!

the stickup (2002)character summary: cop(!!!), listens to Buddy Guy, cute and soft, would protect with my life, (also: looks good in a clown mask if you’re into that stuff)plot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥

okay

shadow of fear (2004)character summary: lawyer, nice shirts, will ruin your life, an assholeplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: none 😞

the watcher (2000)character summary: fbi agent(!!!), v. sad and broken, would hold for 1000 years and protect with my lifeplot: ⭐️⭐️ gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌+ (eyelashes!!!)sex scenes: none 😔  he doesn’t even get to kiss Keanu Reeves what a shame

storyville (1992)character summary: lawyer who’s running for office, super pretty, doesn’t understand that life is not a photoshoot™, 10/10 would vote for himplot: ⭐️⭐️+gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌+sex scenes: 🔥🔥

alien hunter (2003)character summary: a professor(!!!), cute and fluffy, loved by aliens, 10/10 would cuddleplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ I love me some aliensgorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: not in the movie

supernova (2000)character summary: pilot and captain, space hero, swole™, hot af, nice buttplot: ⭐️⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥

keys to tulsa (1997)character summary: drug dealer, black hair, nice arms and -holy shit- nice thighs, kinda looks like a bad(but super hot) Elvis impersonator, has accent, an asshole but not like. a huge asshole? a small assholeplot: ⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: this is really unfair but 👌👌👌+ sex scenes: no. I mean unless you want to consider his legs as sex. which they are

the pentagon papers (2003)character summary: 60s boy, works at the pentagon, hot af, floof, would protect with my lifeplot: ⭐️⭐️+gorgeousness: 👌👌👌+sex scenes: 🔥

hmm

speaking of sex (2001)character summary: weird af, but also cute, needs to chill, clumsy driver, elevator kinkplot: ⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥

less than zero (1987)character summary: drug dealer/pimp, gay!, but unfortunately, yet not surprisingly, a fucking assholeplot: ⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: sadly none

lincoln (2012)character summary: republican, is always eating/smoking, likes spitting, the best dressed, the actual hero of the movieplot: ⭐️ (but tbf I don’t like period dramas so there’s that)gorgeousness: idk how but 👌👌👌+sex scenes: only in my dreams

driftwood (1997)character summary: a lost and confused sweetheart(or is he?), also a cutie(but is he?), hot af, would protect with my lifeplot: ⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

i witness (2003)character summary: works for the state department? but looks like a cia agent, a hottie, nice biceps, fluffy hairplot: ⭐️⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌👌sex scenes: 🔥🔥

only if you’re desperate

shorts (2009)character summary: ceo of tech company, practically owns the town, chaotic evil, hot afplot: youtried.jpggorgeousness: 👌👌👌👌👌 unfortunatelysex scenes: plenty but they were all in my head

mannequin (1987)character summary: an idiot and an asshole, professional butt-kisser, well-dressed but needs a new hairstyle. and maybe some new glassesplot: ⭐️gorgeousness: 👌👌 (if he loses that horrid hair gel he goes up to a solid 3.5 I gotta be honest)sex scenes: no

the rachel papers (1989)character summary: rich, wears scarves, v. pretty, not 100% certain but probably an asshole, only in the movie for a total of like 10 minutesplot: ⭐️+gorgeousness: 👌👌👌sex scenes: not really

family secrets (1984)character summary: at first you think he’s an asshole but then it turns out he’s not, excellent fashion sense, has a pick-up truckplot: ⭐️ tho honestly I only watched the parts with him so I really can’t saygorgeousness: 👌👌👌sex scenes: not really

[more-than-weird-ish]

The Avengers according to tumblr:

Thor is a nerdy sinnamon roll

Steve is a little shit

Tony tries his best and needs a hug

Wanda is a badass

Vision is awkward but better at being human than most humans

Peter is a baby meme lord

No one deserves Shuri

Bruce is that one friend who’s always done with shit.

Bucky is a cinnamon roll.

Natasha is that cool aunt everyone wants.

Clint is underrated.

T’Challa is a dork

Sam needs a friendship award

All hail Loki, our precious baby.

Tell me if I missed anyone!

[bruciewayne]

nothing else matters

Steve had been stealing his clothes long before they moved in together, hell, long before they were even dating. But he can’t ever remember his baby ever wearing his hoodie.

fluff, smut, 1890 words

[ao3]

Bucky had just come back from a long day at the university, Clint had already put up the horrific combination of Halloween and Christmas decorations that stay up in the office until at least January 14 (currently it smelled like pumpkin spice and cinnamon, there was precious little time until it would begin smelling like ‘Christmas’ and non of the heaters would work) and it was dark by the time he had locked the door of his and his boyfriend's apartment behind him and hung up his keys on the hook next to Steve’s. He let his bag fall to the floor, teeming with essays to mark; he loved teaching collage kids, lord knows they’re better than high-schoolers – no matter what age you were, high school was hell – but damn, they wrote a lot, and went to find Steve.

Bucky found him in the kitchen, at their table with papers upon papers with red, green and blue numbers and graphs and Steve’s horrendous chicken-scratch all over it in purple (his boyfriend was an artist by trade, there was no doubt about that, and he loved him, undeniably, but he couldn’t read it at a—

Steve was wearing his hoodie.

Bucky froze, half in the doorway, half in the kitchen. Half illuminated by the soft, yellow light, half shrouded in darkness.

“Hey Baby.”

“Oh hey Buck,” Steve turned around and fuck he was wearing his glasses. Bucky knew that he hated them, Steve said that they made him look ‘nerdy’ and that ‘no one would trust a half-blind tattoo artist’ but Bucky thought they looked downright adorable.

“Watcha’ doin’,” he asked, falling into his accent more, smirking little when Steve’s eyes widened.

He closed his eyes, trying to keep himself under control because they’ve been together for six years dammit, Bucky’s fucking voice should not have that much of an affect on him anymore but fuck it still does.

However, Steve knew how to play to his strengths. Bucky had a huge possessive kink (he wasn’t sure if he was aware of it or not, but it was definitely there).

Steve shrugged his shoulders, seemingly nonchalantly, making sure the hoodie – Bucky’s hoodie – slipped a little, exposing part of his collar bone and neck, showing off a faint purple hickey from two nights ago and the chain of Bucky’s dog tags.

“Finances,” he said, finally, standing up and twisting the rest of his body around to face Bucky. He lifted his arms up, asking a silent question. Bucky immediately complied, stepping forwards in two long strides and wrapping his boyfriend up in his arms.

“Love you,” Steve murmured into Bucky’s shirt. Bucky smiled into his hair, “I love ya too, Stevie.”

  Steve pulled back slightly to stand on his tiptoes and kissed Bucky. Home, finally.

  The kiss turned frantic, dirty and hot quickly. Bucky swiped his tongue across Steve’s bottom lip, asking for permission, which he was immediately granted, Steve opened his mouth more for Bucky’s tongue to lick and prod every inch of it.

Steve groaned when they pulled back for air. He looked utterly wrecked; his hair was a mess, his glasses were askew, his lips were red, shiny and spit-slicked and his pupils were blown wide. All from a kiss.

“Fuck, Stevie, you look so good,” Bucky said, tilting his head to trail kisses down Steve’s neck, biting and licking at the old mark, “in my hoodie, those fucking glasses, marked by me, wearin’ my tags.” Steve tilted his head back to give Bucky more access, he bit harshly at a new spot on his collar bone making Steve gasp “Buck…”, he licked at the spot and kissed it softly, smirking at the bruise already forming.

Bucky pulled Steve up and kissed him again thoroughly, taking and taking and taking, swallowing every little gasp and moan he made, “Want you, Buck.” Bucky slid his hands lower until he reached Steve’s perfect ass, he kneaded it between his fingers, pulling a groan from both of them.

Suddenly, Bucky picked Steve up, his hands securely on is ass and Steve’s legs wrapped tightly around his waist, his arms around Bucky’s neck. He carried him to their bedroom with minimal bumping (they were never gonna get that deposit back on their apartment), he flicked the light on and dropped Steve on his back on their bed, “I want to fuck you, Stevie,” Bucky said, his voice borderline growling, “Baby, I’m all yours,” Steve said breathlessly, “all yours.”

Their hands were frantic, running up and down backs, arms, biceps, hair. Their clothes were coming off, fast, jeans, shirt, undershirt, but when Steve reached to pull off the hoodie he was wearing, Bucky stopped him, “I want to fuck you in it,” Steve moaned at that, “Then get on with it,” Bucky bit his shoulder, “Bossy,” Steve looked up at him through hooded eyes, his pupils dilated so much, his irises were mere blue slivers and gasped when Bucky bit his shoulder again and licked at the mark.

Steve ground up against Bucky, their erections, trapped in their boxers, rubbing together, making both of them groan. “These,” Steve said, “off,” Bucky immediately complied, pulling back to tug his underwear off and lifting Steve’s hips to pull his off as well.

They stopped, staring into each other’s eyes for a beat, before Steve rolled them over, managing to do it more by surprise than actual strength, so he ended up on top. He began kissing and licking and biting down Bucky’s muscled torso, leaving a wet trail of bruises, reaching his cock and stretching his lips around the tip. Bucky let out a shout and slipped his hands into Steve’s hair, pulling a little, making Steve moan around his cock, sending vibrations up his spine, “Fuck, Stevie.”

Steve made it all the way to the base of Bucky’s cock, his nose hitting his stomach, when he pulled off, making Bucky groan, he said, “Buck, can I ride you,” “Fuck, Stevie, baby, yeah,” he pulled him up for a fierce kiss, biting his lip, almost drawing blood, making Steve moan, loudly, barely muffled by Bucky’s lips.

Without breaking their kiss, Bucky reached blindly for the lube of their night stand, knocking over something in the process (he didn’t really care right now). He manoeuvred them so he was sitting up against the headboard with his legs spread slightly and Steve was sitting on his thighs, his legs straddling Bucky’s waist.

Bucky opened up their bottle of lube, one handed, with a click and slicked up one finger, trailing his hand down to Steve’s crack, he teased his hole. Steve let out a high-pitched moan and arched his back, trying to grind down on his finger. “Bucky,” he whined, “I will, baby, I will,” Bucky reassured him, kissing him softly, pulling away when Steve tried to make it deeper and dirtier. He kissed him on the cheek, then, pushed his finger in slowly, first, second, third knuckle in and pumped it in and out of Steve.

Steve let out a loud moan, “More, Buck, please,” he begged, Bucky complied, sliding a second finger in with the first, scissoring and bending them then—

“FUCK, Bucky,” Steve yelled when Bucky grazed his prostate, moving his hips to try and get Bucky to move faster and harder. Steve was almost constant noise, most of it coherent strings of ‘fuck’ ‘Bucky’ ‘more’ and ‘harder’, some of just moans, god he was beautiful.

When Bucky added a third, lubed finger, to make sure he was thoroughly stretched, Steve closed his eyes and tried to ride his hand, Bucky stilled him, “Ah, Stevie, you’re so fucking desperate, baby, tryna’ ride my hand, can’t wait for my cock, can ya, sugar,” Steve let out a sound, half moan, half Bucky’s name, at Bucky’s words and that fucking accent.

He gasped at the loss, his hole clenching around nothing when Bucky took his hand out to lube his cock, he moaned at the friction and at the bruising kisses Steve was biting and liking down his neck, unable to keep his hands (and lips) off him.

Bucky held onto Steve’s hips and helped him kneel up, his hole hovering above his cock. Steve held onto Bucky’s shoulders, both of them groaning in tandem, as he lowered himself down, until Steve was fully seated on Bucky’s cock.

The only sound in the room for a few seconds was their breathing, in time. They kissed, sweetly, and then Steve began to rock up and down slowly on Bucky’s cock, pulling deep, low groans from him.

He built up speed until he was bouncing up and down, his thighs tensing and his hole clenching, his sweaty hair flopping all over the place. He was constant noise, all of it an incoherent mess of curses and moans and whines and Bucky.

Bucky wasn’t doing any better than Steve, he was quieter than him but he was still constant noise, little huffs and groaned and an innumerable amount of pet names and nicknames for Steve.

Bucky rolled them over when he noticed Steve slowing down a little, his breath coming faster, so he was on top, Steve was on his back, boxed in by Bucky’s arms, folded in fucking half as Bucky pounded into him relentlessly, hitting his prostate with every thrust.

Steve was overwhelmed by Bucky, he was wearing his hoodie, he was on top of him, boxed in, Bucky in him.

“Buck, Bucky, ah, I’m cl-cl-fuck-close,”

“I know, baby, oh fuck you’re so tight sugar, oh fuck, I know,”

“Bucky!—

“Fuck, Stevie, baby!”

They both came, Steve a loud, incoherent mess of Bucky-Bucky-Bucky all over Bucky and his hoodie and Bucky inside of Steve, filling him up.

Bucky collapsed half on top of Steve, not completely as to not crush him, half twisted in the sheets. “I love you, baby, I love you,” Bucky panted, pulling out of Steve, watching his come trickle out of his puffy hole, down his thighs. “I love you too, Bucky, so goddamn much,” Steve replied, winding a hand through his hair, wrapping it around his fingers.

They stayed like that for a while, time meaningless to them, then Steve wriggled around, sitting up and leaning against the headboard. “You’re possessive kink is hot, Buck, but I’m hot in this,” Steve said, answering Bucky’s questioning look, “I know you’re hot in’it, baby, tha’s why I ask’d you ta’ keep it sugar,” Bucky laughed, slurring his words a little, not even attempting to dodge the hoodie sleeve Steve slapped his way.

“Shut up, Buck,” he said, still smiling, throwing the hoodie somewhere onto the floor, on top of Bucky’s shirt, smearing come onto the shirt, welp, Bucky thought, he wasn’t wearing that shirt to work again.

Bucky tugged Steve back down, wrapping his arm around his waist and kissing his forehead when Steve cuddled into his chest.

Steve was the very personification of the rain cloud emoji, on many days and to many people, but he was always, always, cuddly and soft after sex, and Bucky loved it, he loved him so fucking much it hurt sometimes. He knew he was making ‘heart-eyes’ (as Clint was ever-so-fond of saying) down at him but he could’ve bring himself to care, because, when Steve smiled up at him, mirroring his ‘heart-eyes’, nothing else mattered.