#pretty much a crack fic

[nefelibatat]

So it's kinda interesting how Jinx is basically Caitlyn's own extremely malevolent genie. Every desire she has, Jinx fulfills, but with such a cruel twist that it almost defeats the point.

Want something new and exciting in your sheltered life? Well, one might say nearly getting blown up is pretty exciting. Looking for a real job to undertake? Here's a convenient pile of evidence leading you straight to the heart of a criminal empire. Good luck getting out of this mess though. Coworkers making you feel excluded? They can't do that now; they're dead. Longing to see Vi again? Don't worry. You will be taken straight to her, like it or not. Mum being too restrictive? Never again!

It's no wonder Jinx is associated with monkeys when her role in the show is ensuring a monkey's paw curls any time Caitlyn has a vague inclination towards something.

[schrano]

"Siffrin? Are you alright, bud?"

Fanart of Siffrin from @cinnamin-is-a-star's Villain Siffrin AU fanfiction To Extend Our Reach to the Stars Above Chapter 11.

[vicsy]

something something something about how max’s hair is completely brown now…when daniel closes his eyes all he sees is blonde

ohhh. ohh anon. you should not have gone there.... but I am glad you did. this is also something very up @mysticalbreadcollective 's alley since blonde Max is on her daily agenda BUT

anon. idk what floats your boat but let me take you somewhere rancid under the cut (let the record show that I am a maxiel truther but my god do I enjoy making them suffer with other people)

it's current season and maxiel aren't together due to Reasons with capital R of course. Daniel's "i can't fuck my teammate i am not into guys or am I but maybe that's just Max oh no you can't be with Max" and Max's general understanding of his own worth and needs. they can't escape the tension, the lingering touches, the double entendre running through their relationship like a river in flood. one step forward, two steps back etc etc

so things aren't going exactly as planned for Daniel and, naturally, he's fighting the pull towards Max and the best next thing his brain chooses to do is find someone to hook up with, get it out of his system. since his dick is very much attuned to Max after years of imagining that's its gonna find itself parked in Max's ass (which never happened), Daniel's looking for someone particular to scratch the itch and, apparently, to spite the fate, his choice falls to YOU GUESSED IT – Liam.

very convenient, since they're both gunning for the same thing. exploring some healthy alternatives to their impromptu rivalry or whatever the media says. Daniel's pretty charming and Liam's easy. done and done.

and it's bad. capital "b" Bad. the sex comes pretty fast and Daniel's checking all of his boxes - rookie, blonde, tiny waist, looks at him with wide eyes etc etc and Liam is surprisingly down to fuck cause maybe that is also convenient for him, too. but he's mean about it. He's heard legends about Big Dick Ric and the dick is very big but the prowess? lacking. he says that to Daniel's face after, like, the third time it happens. which should be incredibly insulting but–

Daniel's pining and trying to trick himself which works exactly for three seconds but Liam isn't what he wants. wrong kind of blonde hair that Daniel's gripping tight while he fucks Liam from the back, never face to face, because that would prompt Daniel to THINK and RUMINATE and he doesn't want that. he wants Max the way he sees him when he closes his eyes but it's gone when he opens them and finishes another underwhelming sexcapade. it's never the right color, it's never the right person' it's always a bad time.

"do you think I'm not getting what you're doing here?" Liam says to him one day, grinning meanly, and Daniel truly doesn't know the answer to that question. he's hella confused himself. Liam seems to get off on the situation more than when he's riding Daniel's dick, so he calls Daniel Danny in the garage and he suddenly glues himself to Daniel's side, which is. weird. manipulative? Daniel's plan to get over himself backfires when he sees Liam talking to Max one day and Max's easy smile slowly dissipates as Liam's yapping but Daniel can't hear a word.

he doesn't really need to. he knows Liam cashed in on Daniel's sorry excuse of a reason to hook up. all Daniel can do is add to the history of horrendous decisions he's made in his life and live with the knowledge that he's probably never going to wake up next to Max's mostly-not-blonde hair getting in his face where they're tangled in bed, that Daniel's dabbled in something he should not have touched with a ten foot pole, that he'd tarnished all of his chanced, basically set them on fire when max had been there and never turning him down all the way.

Daniel got some, Liam got some. after all, it's Max who, unfairly, walks out it hurt the most, because of Daniel's choice, because of him thinking he was chasing something else while in reality he was running. and Daniel never fucking stopped.

[shy-sapphic-ace]

I really really really want to read a Oscar/Noel fic but I can’t?? find any?? I guess I have to write my own but it’s not the same :(

[hylian-twink]

heyyyy, so i know i’m supposed to be working on my magnum opus botw retelling but what if i told you i had a 23k word ficlet where link is pregnant with sidon’s kid already finished?? would anyone want that? just wondering hehe hypothetically…..

[grxceful-ly]

I have to see a snippet of It Was Bound to Happen (if you want to share it, if not all g lol)!! Your writing is literally the reason I’ve joined Sabezra nation! 🩵

hi One Of My Favorite Readers Ever, thank you for the ask :)

to preface this snippet, i accidentally had "fake dating" previously written on the ask game--it was way past my bedtime when i made it--but it's actually secret dating. i ended up working on it for a lot more than five minutes, so here's your snippet!

He laughed nervously. “Yeah. . .” He realized he’d gone halfway onto the bed in his attempt to shut her up and that everyone was, indeed, still staring at him. At them. Ezra looked down as he began to move off, but at Hera’s uttered, “Oh,” he chanced a glance back up and— “Sabine!” he exclaimed, falling backward because she’d seemingly leaned forward to kiss him, their faces less than inches apart and that was definitely out of bounds for Just Friends and he could not believe this was happening. 

[friedwings]

my brother had way too much fun with our new transformers and he wants people to appreciate his photography

tag yourself im Gay shit

[violet-phoenix-nebula]

If there's any Harry Potter rarepair fans out there, here's a fic I just wrote purely for the hell of it.

These Fatal Fantasies Giving Way To Labored Breath

Pairing: Albus Dumbledore/Hermione Granger

Rating: E

Words: 3,794

Chapters: 1/1

Tags: yes you read that correctly, Hermione is 18, Probably closer to 19, old Dumbledore, Older Man/Younger Woman, Fuck Or Die, Curses, Snape doesn't listen to Dumbledore, shocking, Not Canon Compliant - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Not Canon Compliant - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Albus Dumbledore Lives, Dumbledore is so much harder to write than I thought, I tried my best, If anyone wants to brit pick let me know and I'll make the changes, Bisexual Albus Dumbledore, Hurt/Comfort

Summary:

Voldemort creates a curse specifically for Dumbledore, designed to hit him where it will hurt the most. The clock is ticking, and the only person willing to let Dumbledore die is himself. But how could he satisfy the curse without hating himself forever?

[ragnarokhound]

"reading under the red hood and it's pretty good i think" - jason todd fan who has only seen the cartoon adaptation of under the red hood

[dazais-crab-addiction]

Ah, help. I have no motivation to write but I want to work on one of my fics but I cant decide on which one...

Im too emotionally exhausted to write atm so its set to one week so I can pace myself lol

The first one is a multi chapter thats mostly funny with a bit of angst, the second is just me solidly trauma dumping and is super angsty (has a side of soukoku at the end), the third is ranpo and poe meeting after the several years but established relationship

[transingthoseformers]

I need to talk more about the concept of the motherfragging DJD raising a kid like. During the time they were doing their rhythm because that's just gotta be a whole ass situation because you've got some of the most brutal decepticons straight up having a kid. How much would it change their rhythm? Would they tell high command?

I've read one fic where Kaon and Vos had a kid, what was his nameeeee, Legolas? I either stopped reading that fic part way, or it updated since I read it, but it was actually a super dark Trepan focused fic so we didn't get way too much information on the whole Legolas situation but iicr kid was actually pretty well isolated from the murder murder stuff and behind doors the DJD was surprisingly domestic in it.

[bigbrainbiology]

My first offerings to the SVSSS fandom <3

[dia-oro]

just notice I have half of my list of downloaded fanfics with their own covers now, I think I was a little too happy to finally know what fic I have in from of me. More Amazing that I made it somehow only with a free image editor of google because I suck at photoshop … honesty I like how pretty look all of them now.

[xviruserrorx]

I've forgotten how fun it is to write fics where they gaslight Arthur...

[adventurer-gearld]

He is aware

[torchstelechos]

im thinking about abyss LBH. I'm thinking about him sooooo much. Do you think he ever considered that SQQ was into demonic beasts and called him a beast when he was younger and thus considered if that's why he was so nice to him after the medicine thing. He wanted to study him like a beast for his bestiary? But then thought, no, he couldn't have. SQQ didn't know LBH was a demon until the abyss opened...unless?? :Eyes: