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liquidstar · 11 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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farshootergotme · 2 months
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Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?
Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.
Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?
Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?
Hero: Wait, excuse me-
Nightwing: As a matter of fact-
Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!
Nightwing: You know you love me!
Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!
Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-
Red Hood: Not listening!
Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...
Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!
Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-
Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.
Hero: ...
Hero: what the actual fuck?
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fashnotfound · 13 days
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edit: i believe it is a mix of nsbu and kids on brooms mechanics!! i was just excited for the inclusion of nsbu dice mechanics, sorry for the confusion!
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monttagues · 4 months
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INSANE CAST. IM OBSESSED.
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ruushes · 20 days
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my hof was born to be a griffon rider, if they could've given him a griffon at the start of dao the blight would've been over in a week
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polarsirens · 5 months
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azaleastobloom · 5 months
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“Oisin was just manipulating Adaine!” “No Oisin’s not actually evil!”
Idk I think it’s funnier if he is evil and just also has a crush on her. Like yeah we’re trying to kill you but if you don’t die do you maybe wanna go out to dinner sometime
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bud-arts · 6 months
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what if martlet was in deltarune
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sufferingink · 2 months
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see I could be wrong but I don't think any of those are Ally Beardsley
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ewwww-what · 4 months
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Floor time.
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xiewho · 5 months
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kipperlilly?
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incorrect-dimension20 · 5 months
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Sometimes a family is a werewolf, his niece, his adopted daughter, his girlfriend, his girlfriend's griffin, his girlfriend's daughter, his girlfriend's daughter's friend who just moved in one day (who is the ex of his niece), the kid his girlfriend's daughter (and his adopted daughter, and his girlfriend's daughter's friend) killed once, that kid's mom, the demon who lives inside the kid's mom, the resident ghost, the resident ghost's ghost rat, the werewolf's girlfriend's daughter's girlfriend (but only through a magic portal door), his adopted daughter's no-longer-evil sister, said sister's fifteen cats, two kidnapped adopted butter jellies, an invisible dog, and a frog.
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junewild · 1 year
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every new make some noise episode gives me a new favorite make some noise clip of all time.
make some noise, season 2, “the wicked switch of the west.”
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biowho · 2 months
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I saw a post that I do not agree with and I went through the tags to see what other people felt and…
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Guys I hate to be the one that says this to you but there’s not single companion in Veilguard who’s under 20. They were all alive during the events of Origins and the youngest is probably Harding who was in Redcliffe during the Blight
They’re not spring chickens new to the world, they’ve got a median age of 37
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enitsirk · 5 months
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For the frostkettle truthers
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polarsirens · 1 year
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I think it’s time we blow this scene get everybody and the stuff together, okay, 3, 2, 1, let’s jam
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