#professor jaskier

[fangirleaconmigo]

Jaskier as a professor headcanons: his lesson plans are surprisingly super fucking intense. But he’s good at encouraging

Yes. I'm thinking his lesson plans are a little too heavy on his own work, (and a few of Essi's) but very thorough.

And since he thinks academia is mostly bullshit he would be very focused on life experience for them. Performing. Doing an apprenticeship. And when he is bored to tears with their work, he'll be like...class is cancelled for a month. Please. Go feel something. Anything. Get laid. Go to the coast. Look at a sunset. Get your heart broken. Then come back and write something that isn't so boring it makes me want to claw my own eyes out. XD

[devilangel657]

Random Witcher au

Witcher decided to journal their journey on the path since they started and logged how long they stayed, the reception from humans, how much pay ect.

It catches on with others so they know which places to avoid due to reception or not paid correct amount

Then here comes along jaskier with his Witcher songs and suddenly there are more positive interactions and money.

I kind of want some witchers to find him while he is teaching (him being a teacher during winter away from geralt) and want answers.

Meanwhile said class that the witchers busted in on and jaskier are treated to decades of data from multiple witchers about their reception and how it's positive due to jaskier.

And they start talking about how it's giving false hope until jaskier starts giving negative songs about witchers, or once he is dead and things go back to the status quo of hating witchers and not getting paid.

[spielzeugkaiser]

[First Part] - [second]

Baby (who still has no name) is warming up to Geralt, who also starts to connect some dots. (Like, I think he suspects that he's Jaskiers son, adopted or otherwise, but he won't even humor the idea that he could be the dad.) That being said - the kid is an angry teenager sometimes. Jaskier tried all he could as a single parent and they have a very loving relationship, but I also think they do argue quite a bit, and there is some tension.

And the more he gets to learn how Geralt truly is the weirder is gets, cause. He's a good guy? And either Jaskier is petty and was too dramatic and kept him from meeting his dad for nothing, or Geralt isn't a good guy AT ALL and has hurt Jaskier really bad, and he doesn't think Geralt has it in him, but some people (and especially alphas) get really weird and archaic around omegas? And he had to witness again and again, with how little respect his unbonded, single father of a bastard child was treated - is Geralt like that too? But Jaskier still only ever talked somewhat kindly about him. And from all he saw... he trusts Geralt. He's a quiet, but witty and honorable man. But is it fair to doubt the parent that was there for him, that raised him, that sacrificed so much for him? The poor kid is so conflicted.

[fangirlsfavoritebardboy]

I like to imagine that Geralt and Company constantly see Jaskier as this spontaneous village idiot and completely forget that he's actually a professor, a viscount, and a musical genius until he says something brilliant.

Like, what if he's singing a little ditty about snow at Kaer Morhen when he overhears Geralt complaining about how Ciri needs a regular book-smart teacher that can teach her more than swords and magic, and Professor Pankratz goes, "Sure. Let me make a lesson plan."

[egosweetheart]

me and some friends made these kin lists a while back, and i thought it would be fun to redraw all my guys for practice!

the image references/og template is below the cut! (closest credit i can find is @wastelandomi on pinterest)

[ladyannemarie5]

Jaskier is more than happy to care for his witchers when they return to Kaer Morhen in winter, not that it's a sacrifice to be surrounded 24/7 by manly, strong, beautiful men, but he knows that his wolves can't be pampered by him the rest of the year because he spends every season with Geralt. 

So he comes up with an idea to make everyone see his witchers exactly as he sees them: heroic and delicious. 

A few years ago, Oxenfurt put out a series of portraits of the most handsome professors to motivate more people to go to college. Of course, the number of students inside the classrooms grew a lot. 

Jaskier wants to go further, so he tells Yennefer about making portraits of the wolves according to a different year theme. You know, a kind of calendar. 

Eskel, sweet and strong, will be Spring. Lambert, young and virile, will be Summer. Vesemir, wise and serene, will be Autumn. And Geralt, mysterious and silent, Winter. 

Jaskier can only be carried away by his fantasies. 

Thanks to Yen and his magic, by the end of Winter, in every place of the continent there is a series of magical paintings of the witchers of the wolf school exquisitely depicting a whole season that motivates all people to be kinder and more helpful to them. 

Some time later, wives and husbands convince their partners to call a witcher to solve their monster problems and give them generous tips, taverns fill them with beers for attracting so many people, inns give them the best rooms and as many bathrooms as they ask for, brothels fight to have one of them in their places and show off their charms. 

Jaskier has just invented themed calendars and is happy to know that his wolves are fully appreciated. 

The next calendar will undoubtedly feature Coën and Aiden.

[valdomarx]

"Valdo." Jaskier's eyes narrow and his mouth twists with distaste.

"Julian, darling."

Valdo takes Jaskier's hand and presses a kiss to it, as noxious and oily as ever.

"I see you're still," Jaskier purses his lips, "plying your dubious wares for the gentry. How is life as the continent's second best bard? It must be lonely, with only your knock-off lute for company."

"It's called a cittern, you ignorant slut."

"Oh? I thought it was a gittern."

"Do you see a plectrum in my hand??? No??? That's because it's not a fucking gittern. Honestly, how you ever passed the music courses at Oxenfurt is a mystery to me."

"I fucked the professor."

"Of course you did! As I said, ignorant. And a slut."

Jaskier tries hard not to smile, but winding Valdo up is just too much fun.

"It's nice to see you making an effort though." Jaskier pats the forearm of Valdo's doublet. "Gold embellishments are so last year, but we can't expect the latest fashions to have spread all the way to Cidaris in just twelve months, can we?"

"At least I have my doublet buttoned," Valdo explodes. "Not undone to the waist for all to see! Honestly, Julian, I can see your clavicles."

Jaskier waggles his eyebrows. "Then the outfit is working just as I intended."

"You're disgusting."

"You're repellent."

"Your so-called music is an abomination."

"I can't even in good conscience call what you make music."

"You repulse me."

"Darling." Jaskier's laugh rings out across the ballroom. "Meet you in the bedroom upstairs after the ball?"

"Oh, fuck you." Valdo puffs up, then deflates. "And fuck yes."

[fangirleaconmigo]

Professor Jaskier Headcanon: no matter what you think of his classes and how hard he grades, he will absolutely dress down any other Professor who's being cruel to the students. Nobody learns anything from being treated like shit by people who think they're more important than they actually are.

Yes, I think he is stern with his students (He cares about making good poetry. Man has his standards.) but I think he's also protective of them. They are his, after all. No talentless blowhard is going to hassle them. Not on his watch. That hack Dean NoName had better watch his step.

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

I think I need a fanfiction where Jaskier is like 30 and an established professor (traveling bard career didnt pan out as planned. He’s an excellent teacher but does still travel some) at Oxenfurt and meets a fresh out of Kaer Morhen 17ish year old Geralt.

And baby Geralt sees this very attractive older man who is nice to him and buys him a drink. Discovers he’s a bard with no self defense training, and takes it upon himself to make sure this very kind very pretty human doesn’t die. Jaskier thinks it’s adorable that Geralt follows him around like a lost puppy. (Young Henry Cavil levels of adorable here)

Young Gerlat who hasn’t had all his hope and sense of being a hero kicked out of him yet having Jaskier “I will stab you if you insult my Witcher” the Bard as a travel companion within months of leaving the keep.

Young Geralt actually openly loving the professor’s songs.

Jaskier practicing lectures he’s planning on Geralt as they travel and Geralt gets the best education as a result.

Jaskier holding Geralt as he cries after not being able to save a child for the first time.

Jaskier being the one with the power that naturally comes with being older and more experienced.

Geralt being a big puppy dog and eagerly trying to get Jaskier’s approval and being very helpful and talking more as a result.

The two idiots falling in love and Jaskier being conflicted about it at first because “you’re just a kid!” “Jaskier, I’m 29.” “A BABY!!”

Geralt having “toss a coin” to help his reputation from day fucking 1.

Jaskier being there to help Geralt deal with the mess that was Renfri in a way that DOESNT result in “Butcher of Blavakin” happening.

Jaskier being Geralt’s first love

Geralt spending his winters trying to figure out how to give Jaskier immortality only to discover he’s already immortal because “wait, you don’t look 60.” “Well you don’t look 50 either! I moisturize. Back off!”

Geralt thinking Jaskier is the most brilliant man he’s ever met when they first meet instead of thinking he’s an idiot.

Jaskier helping Geralt grieve his brothers after the attack. Helping him grieve when he lost his first Roach. Teaching him healthy coping mechanisms and emotion management.

EMOTIONALLY STABLE GERALT

@0dde11eth

[thefandomlifechoseme]

consider:

professor!Jaskier, who teaches in the winter, and travels with Geralt in the summer.

it's winter, jaskier's got to oxenfurt in good time, his students are polite and attentive, and they've been going missing. not many, and not often, but alice didn't turn up to that guest lecture she'd insisted she'd be going to, peter hasn't turned up in a week, and catherine never came to that meeting the other day.

his colleagues think it's some monster. he has to talk them out of hiring a witcher, citing the fact that they don't know what it is, witchers don't take contracts on people, and, oh yeah, it's winter. the only witchers currently available for hire are the Cats, and it's incredibly unlikely that their caravans will stop by oxenfurt.

now, jaskier's been travelling with his beloved emotionally-constipated witcher for a fair few decades now. it might be a monster, some necrophage, or a werewolf. but it probably isn't. there's a reason witchers don't work in winter, and it's that monsters hibernate. and besides, the dates that the students went missing don't line up with any particular cycle, lunar or otherwise.

they do however, line up with the dates for a fae festival. now, jaskier isn't saying that the fae did this, but the fae did this.

so, he checks the next relevant date, sends a letter to yennefer, triss and one for when geralt hits the path again, as a precaution, because he's not an idiot, no matter how he likes to play the part.

he brings an iron dagger, enough food and water for 2 weeks, his best lute, his composition notebook, his path notebook, and, begrudgingly, some of valdo's less terrible works and a few of essi's latest ballads, because they have different styles of performing, and he waits outside that mushroom circle he found a few years back.

he hopes that they're only after some music to live their festival up.

(they are, thankfully, and, aside from all the word games, mind games, and actual games, it's fairly easy to get their leader to sign a contract with him stating that they will play at this festival and his festival alone, they may, willingly play at other festivals if they choose, that they're all free to leave after the allotted dates for the festival are up, and that this contract will be good for 1,000 years irrespective of any changes in leadership, with him personally, and that any changes to the contract must be verbally, and explicitly signed by all the people involved in the signing of the contract.

it's actually fairly entertaining.)

(yen and triss have a go at him later, of course, and geralt has him go over all the loopholes in his own contracts for their next five years on the path, supposedly to help him get the most money he can, but they both know it's so he doesn't accidentally leave a loophole in any other contracts he might make with the fae. but it's out love and relief, more than anything.)

[thedemonofcat]

It is not meant to be mean, but Geralt has always been dismissive of Jaskier's career. He believed that since it is so simple to make music, anyone could do it.

Following the mountain, meeting Ciri and finding Yennefer to teach Ciri magic. In her recommendation to Ciri that she should get a tutor for when she becomes a queen, Yennefer suggests Jaskier. She is confident that he is the only professor that she can rely on not to sell them out.

While Geralt is hesitant to do so, he says that he thinks it would be best if Jaskier stayed far away from them while Nifflgaard is hunting them.

Yennefer convinces Geralt that Jaskier will probably be safer with them than away from them.

Eventually, Geralt agrees to the plan and ends up in Oxenfurt in order to fetch Jaskier from there. Instead of apologizing for what he said on the mountain, Geralt just tells Jaskier to come back to Kear Morhen with him. Jaskier is unwilling to do so, and Geralt just thinks that Jaskier is being a stubborn idiot by refusing to do so.

As a result, both men agree to a deal that is made between them. For a week, Geralt will sit in on Jaskier's classes and if he can pass a test by the end of the week, then Jaskier won't have any problems returning to Kear Morhen. However, if Geralt fails, he will have no choice but to leave Jaskier alone, for good. (This time, for ever).

At the very beginning, Geralt is truly of the opinion that passing Jaskier classes is going to be an easy task. Only to be shocked when he finds out that he does not understand what Jaskier is saying in the classes he is taking. As opposed to Jaskier who tends to ramble on from one topic to another on the path. His lectures are always on the same topic, but he presents them in such a technical and advanced manner. That Geralt almost thinks that Jaskier is a textbook come to life.

As Geralt was not willing to lose Jaskier once again, he only started to study hard in order to be able to win the deal.

Elsewhere Jaskier is also trying to decide on how hard he should go on Geralt. A part of him wants to be needed again by Geralt in a way. The problem is that Jaskier is also hesitant to open himself up again after the first heartbreak that he had to endure from Geralt.

[0dde11eth]

Professor jaskier giving geralt gold stars every time they have sex

[theartistcuriosityrocks]

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Witcher Bows and Arrows Valentine’s Event 2023

NSFW Prompt: Proposition

Introducing my brand new OC, Professor Edward Minkleton

Here’s the first artwork for chapter 8 of my story. It’s already written but I wrote such juicy stuff that I want to draw a lot for this chapter.

In this artwork Julian loses his virginity to Valdo.

When the full chapter is ready it shall be uncensored on my blog but you can see this image now, uncensored on my Twitter @ CuriosityRocks (the censor logo art is free from PicMonkey app)

( you can find the uncensored art on my blog autisticinnerspace.wordpress.com )

You Carry The Light Within Me

[avixenk]

I'm not going to write this because I'm uncomfortable hearing, seeing, reading, thinking, and (most likely) writing cheating plots but have this Jaskier/Geralt hurt/no comfort idea I thought of

Probably to definitely ooc but before meeting Yennefer, Geralt and Jaskier had become a couple. Geralt presented Jaskier with a ring with a wolf head surrounded by green gems. It was an engagement ring, they're engaged.

When they meet Yennefer Geralt has sex with her and Jaskier believes (and prays and hopes) that Yennefer just did something to him and it's her fault. Geralt wouldn't do that in his right state of mind!

But then Geralt acts like they did when they first started traveling together. There's no more looks, no more hidden smiles, no kisses, no sex. Every lovely thing he used to do for and to Jaskier gone in a day. But that's fine! Jaskier still loves him, still continues to buy him his favorite things, defend him, etc to show him that he still loves him. He's still here, he still believes in him, he has hope.

And they keep meeting Yennefer. And they keep having sex. Jaskier lives in denial though. Because Geralt was the one to propose! There's no way he would cheat!

And then the mountain.

He goes to the coast, stands on top a seaside cliff, throws the engagement ring into the ocean, and sits and cries and thinks himself a moron.

And when he eventually returns to Oxenfurt he has to heartbrokenly tell the blacksmith that they can stop making and/or sell the engagement item he wanted to give to Geralt.

Chapter two or next installment: it's not even until Yennefer and Geralt get rid of the djinn's wish years later that he realizes he cheated on Jaskier. Remembers that they were engaged. He goes to Oxenfurt to apologize and hopes Jaskier will come back. He's a professor now. Geralt stands in his classroom doorway and shittyly apologizes. Jaskier doesn't look him in the eyes, just below, and says I don't forgive you, thank you for the shitty apology "but I don't ever want to see you again."

[kell-be-belle]

Whenever Jaskier takes up a semester teaching at Oxenfurt, he is absolutely THAT professor. He's like Indiana Jones where all the students are IN LOVE with him. His lecutres are full to bursting. Students are constantly waiting outside his office, seeking advice or shamelessly flirting. They follow him about campus like some kind of bizarre entourage begging him for stories of his travels with the famous White Wolf. And it make said White Wolf extremely jealous.

[fangirleaconmigo]

Professor Jaskier headcanon: first assignment is to write and perform song about the stupidest thing you ever did, it equalizes everyone and things can only go up from there

Hahaha that would be amazing. I could definitely see him doing that.

But of course he wouldn’t write one about himself. Or if he did it would be low key humble bragging like in interviews when they ask “what is your biggest weakness” and everyone says “caring too much” lol

So his whole class would take it seriously and be totally vulnerable and write about really really embarrassing moments.

Then he would be like OK MY TURN and it would be some story about him being TOO gallant or TOO sexy and the students would all be like….fuck my life.