#proshitters explode

[c4n1d43cup1d]

Do u have any pl ships…….. corny question yeag ik but I’m curious

im basic as hell. layclaire and ranlay mostly, i haven't been indoctrinated to any other ships yet :p

[devilsfoolcake]

imagine hating actual living breathing people because of their fictional ships could not be me because im normal and not chronically online 🥰

????

[maxwelllhammer]

that beautiful sound!!

[twotimefromforsaken]

😭???

[proudproship]

Regular Person: "Telling people to harm themselves over fiction is bad, mmkay?"

Antis: "That sounds like PROSHITTER TALK!!!11!!" (starts foaming at the mouth)

*foaming at the mouth*

I cannot BELIEVE those disgusting proshitters

*breathing heavily*

they are saying IT IS NOT OKAY TO ENCOURAGE SEWER SLIDE???!

*eyelids twitching*

so horrible, porkshiters ARE SO GROSS

*explodes*

Meanwhile the "proshitters": guys look at my silly drawing isn't it sooo silly :3 it's so silly I love my silly drawing :3

[wulfums]

proshitters in the self ship tag explode forever challenge

[tortoiseanon]

Masterpost for a tortoise

(Sorry for the absence got to update this badly)

DNI: No Proshitters, Homophobes, Transphobes, Antifurrys ect.

! - Owner of this account is a minor!

! - Please leave asks for donations and the such off this blog.

-> There won't be as many attempts to hide the anonymous identity anymore, mostly because I'm lazy and it might be easy to figure out (not that I was really trying to hide it in the first place)

-> Due to my inactivity, I made an in character lore excuse for why they were gone, having a series of polls on the discord outlining what Tortoise could and couldn't remember, not every single memory was picked out but Tortoise can regain memories at later dates due to certain events ect. The explanation is that they were stuck in some void, that the longer they were in it, the more their memories faded away, eventually when the polls came, “creators” (us ooc) interacted with Tortoise occasionally and even characters which can break the 4th wall could speak with Tortoise and the creators though has been made as an uncanon event for the characters dragged in. Tortoise will not remember the creators or 4th wall breaking characters entering as a decided fate.

-> Tortoises railgun finally exploded after being broken since June. Thought this was important to put in lol

Nothing else I can think of for this silly goober cya :3

[the-path-to-redemption]

Why do proshitters care about who has/distributes kiddy porn, y'all whack off to child abuse anyway

First of all, you referring to CSEM as THAT is a good enough indicator of how you really feel.

Secondly, holy shit. Do you fucking hear yourself?

I care about CSEM being distributed, let alone PUBLICLY, because REAL CHILDREN, REAL VICTIMS, GETS HURT. Fake ass fucking pixels on a screen going "sugoi desu" while glitter bomb explode around them ARE NOT CHILDREN. Real victims of CSA are not the same as fictional characters, and no one sane should fucking link the two as the same thing.

You are a piece of fucking shit. I hope you look back at this disgusting fucking sentiment you plague me, and anyone else seeing this, and fucking ROT in hell for your vile ass, performative scummy actions.

Fuck you.

[songstress-of-dreams]

Istfg if I see another proshitter post on my feed I'm gonna explode

This is a joke I just block them but I do make a disgusted face every time

[bottlehawk]

im a diff anon to the other ones but technicallyyyy if you want to get pedantic roxy & dirk are adopted cousins (and so are jane & jake) but thats using kind of shaky logic & i think there are like many other more significant reasons why those two ships are romantically incompatible. like idk why people bring up the related thing when theres like 100 other more substantial reasons of why those ships dont work lmao. like literally everything else on screen in the comic in roxy and dirk’s interactions give you actual real concrete reasons why they wouldnt work😭 roxy constantly went over dirks boundaries + dirk is gay + roxys feelings for him were entirely from her loneliness anyway so its not a good foundation for a relationship + all of the alpha kids have really awful communication with each other + etc. Like literally take ur pick. people act like the situation is comparable to that gross vrissy harry shit in hs2 when it isnt. like dirkroxy can just suck. i feel like people dont read the comic and just see the characters in a vacuum to pair together and forget about their canon interactions together so whenever i see dirkroxy discourse where people are arguing about whether or not they count as related it makes my head explode because like why is that the only issue people see with them as a pairing did they read the comic

idk i dont understand shipping im like if that strawman fictional concept of an anti that proshitters make up was actually real. i hate shipping

my opinion is that if you don't like dirkroxy then that's fine and pretty based. there are many reasons not to like dirkroxy and that is perfectly fine. they are pretty fucked up and codependent together.

[twotimefromforsaken]

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WHAT.ojay 😍

1.the character everyone gets wrong

i dont know man….

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

IM NORRT ANSWRING THIS……😭

3.screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

i also dont know.idont keep up eith bad takes

4.what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person? proshitter 😕

5.worst discord server and why which ship fans are the most annoying? lucky me dont gots discord woaaaaowaaaaowwaaaaa🎶🎶🎶

6.what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

V . Sorryr.

7.common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

i forget waht shit the fandom says sometimes. i don’t know thgis either

8.worst part of canon

luisa or whatever tessas moms name is.shes evil and I’m so glad they’re dead (dad included . Hope they get put in the deep fryer hope someone takes home a bucket of kfc and it’s actually them (/J. i am angry about them

9. worst part of fanon

ships

10. number of fandom-related words you've filtered

SPOILERS???? I GUESS???? I jsurr wanna enjoy my stuff in peace

11. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

Sam.he does drugs rhars cool always do drugs (JOKEING

12. worst blorboficiation

N. I DONF CAREEEEEEEEE AAAAA

13. that one thing you see in fics all the time

I’ve only read like 2. Idk man

14. that one thing you see in fanart all the time

N ??????

15. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

i soemtimes don’t understand why people like anything.i think we should all hate.so much hate in the world .. (neutral on this I don’t have anything serious to say

16. there should be more of this type of fic/art

csn we get more Sam plewse what if she was really alive

17. it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on…

Uzi likes cows we need more stuff of her and cows.that’s literallt so cute I dont care if you can’t draw cows you will understand that she likes baby cows.

18. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like…

gore gore gore gore gore

19. part of canon you found tedious or boring part of canon you think is overhyped

i dont knw.😭😭😭😭EPSLODES

20. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

shelikes cows I said this

21. ship you've unwillingly come around to

Nuzi but not alot kind of. Itdfs kinda cute igeuss!!!!!!!! Idontknwo mixed feelings

22. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

ships. Lol!!!!! And also v dying

23. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing

anything that comes out of vanitymoths mouth I hope they explode /hsrs

[mouseship]

Proshitters are like "minors dni!!!!!!" and then ship themselves with a fuckin 15 year old. do you not see the irony rn.

[helioshellion]

I think it's fucking funny you were a pretty big anti towards any ship that looked even remotely abusive on the outside and now you ship Kiriyu and Majima and drawn them in bed after they obviously beat each other up. I always suspected you were just in denial about liking this kind of stuff, why else were you so bent on trying to shame people who were. Character development. Bucky is now a proshipper, folks.

Wow no way dude we need to cancel helioshellion

[zenyattawife]

i be going thru the worst tags to make a blocklist 🙁 some of you need to be put In A Psych Ward

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

hate twitter hate twitter

[hippoinspector]

proshitters explode