#prowl/jazz

[absoluteminimum]

may I have this dance?

[driftingandprowling]

Transformers as memes - a thread (pt. 4/?):

[transfrmrs]

Prowl: Comm me when you're home safely Jazz: I'm home dangerously Prowl: Stop it Jazz: I'm home lethally

[rubski02]

⭐️ Prowl and Jazz ⭐️

[idkhowtobenormal]

Day (no I do not have a defense for missing four or five but shhh) of MSS content

Today you get blurbs/memes my moot and I have

Prowl: is this all your work?

Jazz: You bet 'yer shiny heels they are!

Prowl:

Prowl: [Looks at left heel]

Prowl: [Looks at right heel]

Jazz: Prowler? Whatcha doin?

Prowl: Just tryna figure out who you're talking to......

Jazz:

Prowl:

Jazz:

Prowl:

Jazz: [swoons] ***ohfragginprimusmarryme***

Prowl: Too far

—-

Jazz: [highfive]

Prowl: [handshake]

Jazz: oh sorry- [handshake]

Prowl: ah... [highfive]

Jazz:

Prowl:

Jazz:

Prowl:

Jazz: I......... I need to take a lap

Prowl: You went for a high-five!

Jazz: YOU WANTED A HANDSHAKE

—-

Optimus: What are those sounds?????? It's like if a scraplet hoarde met an insecticon nest inside a waste compactor!

Prowl: Jazz and Blue are screeching at each other again. It's a language

Hide: Can they fekin' *stop???*

Prowl: One moment

Prowl: [inhailing pterosaur screech into the room]

Jazz & Blue: [silence]

Optimus:

Hide: What the frag

Prowl: Pardon? I thought you wanted them to stop

Optimus: I think we expected a scolding....... in our *own* language.....

Hide, muttering: ***of course you know the screeching language. Why wouldn't you know the screeching language?***

Prowl: Of course I know what the screeches are, I use to do it too

Optimus: [blazing confusion] When????????? What????????

Prowl: ..........these things are on personal identification files..... sir do you not read those?

Optimus:

Hide:

Prowl: I'm disappointed in you both

Jazz: [quiet cackling]

—-

Blue: Are mods helpful?

Jazz: They're illegal

Blue: Are they *helpful*

Jazz: They are *illegal*

Blue: Jazz. Come on. Everyone in this department knows

Jazz: Not everyone

Blue: Everyone that matters knows

Jazz:

Blue: Are they *help-ful*

Jazz: ...............*yeah some mods are helpful*

Blue: Good. Unrelated question: Where's Wheeljack

Jazz: Prowl would *actually* kill me if I told you

—-

Jazz hyping up Prowl: Ay remember! Nobody can ever hate you more than you hate yourself!

Prowl:

Jazz:

Prowl:

Jazz: What

Prowl: You need help

Jazz: Bots don't hate themselves???

Prowl: They do, but...... it's not natural?????

—-

Ratchet, talking to Prowl: Jazz *does* infact have a scruff like a cyberpanther, and he can be held by it too

Jazz: I wouldn't recomend it if you wanna keep your servo intact

[oceanhelen]

inspired by P2

Jazz: Darling you don't seem to understand what I'm asking!

Strongarm: Dad, what kind of creature is that?

[drunkenmantis]

Finally got around to doodle these goobers ✨

[ringo-x]

this→Added subtitle | I Like To Wear Sunglasses | Know Your Meme

[the-one-and-only-elita]

I've seen a lot a people talking about Jazz/Prowl recently. I think its really interesting how this pairing has been such a prevalent part of the fandom for so long that its just taken for granted when developing AUs and writing fics.

I definitely get the appeal. They have such polar opposite personalities that it's almost inherently interesting thinking of how things would develop between the two.

(Also I really love them together in TFA)

[that-creature-thing]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jazz/Prowl (Transformers), Hound/Mirage (Transformers) Characters: Jazz (Transformers), Prowl (Transformers), Mirage (Transformers), Hound (Transformers), Bumblebee (Transformers), Cliffjumper (Transformers), Optimus Prime, Ratchet (Transformers), Barricade (Transformers) Additional Tags: dragonformers, Secret Identity, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Getting Together, Dragon AU, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Canon-Typical Violence Summary:

It's no secret that dragons once roamed Cybertron. But as far as everyone knew, they were long extinct. Prowl knows otherwise. And unfortunately, now Jazz does too. How will Jazz come to terms after he finds out the object of his affection is actually a dragon? Will he be able to keep Prowl's secret?

[mary-moongood]

..Hound and Mirage would be great as Persephone and Hades respectively in a G1 Hadestown AU

Who would be Orpheus and Eurydice though?

EDIT: Jazz and Prowl!!

So we have

Jazz as Orpheus

Prowl as Eurydice

Hound as Persephone

Mirage as Hades

Optimus as Hermes (?)

The seekers as The fates

[absoluteminimum]

Returning to my roots: Prowl/Jazz

[eeriansadowtwopointoh]

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jazz (Transformers), Prowl (Transformers) Additional Tags: perfectly arranged marriage, Arranged Marriage, First Meetings Summary:

After the last of his finals, Prowl must go home to his family and an arranged bonding he has just found out about. Tonight, he wants to forget about that as much as possible.

[transfrmrs]

Jazz: Can I bother you for a second Prowl: You always bother me but go on

[imaredshirt]

After 13 or so years I'm back to writing Transformers fic and I'd nearly forgotten all the Transformers lingo n stuff but a lot of it was still kicking around in my brain so here we go!

Answers

“Who’s Prowl to me?” Jazz said. He hummed and crossed his arms. “Depends. Who’s he to you?” “A nuisance,” Barricade said. He stepped closer. Jazz remained where he stood, chin lifting to keep their gazes locked. “A burden.” “You’re gonna have to make more sense than that if you want answers,” Jazz said. Barricade sneered. He raised a claw, saw Jazz tense to defend himself – and dragged the sharp digits over his own helm, growling. “He’s in here. Tell me why his memories are available to me. Why do I remember the life of an Autobot?”

[idkhowtobenormal]

For that character bingo, tell me about Jazz, Prowl, and one obscure chats for yourself

not gonna lie i dont really know what this is asking lol,, so ima guess thanks tho! for jazzprowl chat it would prolly have to be one of my fav scenes ive ever writen:

“serving cunt, baby girl,” Jazz giggled playfully.

prowl just kinda stopped… stared at him, before giving the poly the most confused expression he had ever seen. “I-… I don't… even know what any of those words mean???”

Jazz just shrugged like it was obvious. “Well, all the tumblr girlies- parenthesis, GN parenthesis- agree, so.”

“the frag???” for a convo *about* them would be this bullshit: me: jazz bounces when he walks he doesnt even know he does it he walks like people in marching bands heal-toe heal-toe but bouncy and then prowl is just on his fucking tiptoes beloved moot: You should do a scene where they point it out or notice it

well im chap 4 prowls bully will prolly point it out at some point but yea ill have jazz just walking and prowl is here like :] what you doing and gen doesnt know he does it and then jazz is prowlly like yo ass is tall enough why you on yo toes? and they both just sit there and are like wow we weird as fuck and go on with their respective walking

YESSSSS Genius

jazz likes to pull him down cuz it's not fair that he gets to be even taller prowl will just start drumming on his thigh or soemthing to match jazz's marching-walk and jazz turns into an annoyed gremlin

Prowl holds a Data pad above Jazz's helm so he hits his head every bounce

LMAO jazz only checks his scanners on like the 4th bounce lmao

Optimus stepping out of his office "what is that noise???" And it's just them……….. again