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[4dory]

[unidentifiedlyingobject]

:D, my friend

everyone I text must be incredibly tired of seeing :D but I love :D so much

the most reliable pal, :D

I won't ever tire of :D, always there for me

[falafels]

pt.74!! <pt.73 pt.75>

pop culture infiltrating the socmed because i wholeheartedly believe dan and neil would be cooking that up. ft twinyards texts because i do believe andrew just sends him bullshit like a cat bonking its face on you then running away when you go to say hi

tags for the homies ❤️ @andrewsleftarmband @blurryhour @you-know-i-get-itt @notexactlythatgirl @longspacerat @tessasilverswan @minyard-05 @carbon-dated-gal @bisexualchaosdemon @stormiiflies @watercoloureyes01 @vampire-overlord @iron-sides @azure-wing @buffalo-fox @ohgodnotagainplease @pink-hydrangea @jaywalkerss @ohmynoggin-blog @cosmic-marauder @min-getoutofmy-yard @plazybones @disastersappho @leestars13 @the-witch-forever-lives @minyardsss @post-historical-posts @andabuttonnose @hidinginmyhands @aftg4l @allfor-thegames @yaoishida @inafieldofstarflowers @snowcoming @mooniism @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @prometheusthedragon @graveyardviolence @bustedleftshoe @beatrix33 @aftg-bs @yes-i-exist-shutup @milktemproom @all-for-exy @moon-over-ruined-castle @meta-breakers @oneandonlystarshine @dragonslayer26806 @malepresentingleg @lesbiansforkevinday

[sapphicscuderia]

Wow guys do you think Charles is unhappy

[aerequets]

I love how it progressively got more aggressive HAHA from talks to seethes to rages lmao

hopefully they don't get away with this it sounds stressful 😭😭

LMAOOOO yeah i was in a state 😭😭 but basically they got it done right before the due date, in part because i straight up said i'm not doing any more. Strangely enough they care about their grades despite being such terrible groupmates. i think my pissiness successfully got across to them because today i sent this

and they all immediately reacted (4 thumbs up) and offered to split up the work 😂😂 according to my mom i was still too nice and should have said "this is UNACCEPTABLE and WILL NOT BE TOLERATED ANYMORE" but. I'll save that for if they still keep bumming off LMAOOO

[losver07]

marauders group chat, a regular tuesday

blackdog_official: [outfit pic]

blackdog_official: WHAT DO WE THINK???M?

prongsieboiii: Slayyyyyy gorgeous victorian punk!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaa

moon_ny: You're so fucking hot, I wish I could see you today. 🖤.

wormerthanyourmum: twink

prongsieboiii (replying to wormerthanyourmum): You mean sirius or Remus?

wormerthanyourmum: idk idc both

blackdog_official: MOONYYYY MY MISSING HUSBAND I MISS YOOUUUUI

blackdog_official: PLWASEEEE I NEED TO HUG YOUUUU

moon_ny (replying to blackdog_official): "Hug" is a funny way to say Fuck.

moon_ny: And, no. I am afraid my History grade is more important than your "hugging".

wormerthanyourmum: lollll

moon_ny: Anyway; the outfit is good, 👍. Bit cold for a skirt, but you're hot as Hell, so you'll be fine.

prongsieboiii: Get a fucking room you gay poets

wormerthanyourmum: reminded me that i gotta rewatch dps

blackdog_official: YESSSS MOVIE MARSTHON THIS WEEKND???!,

blackdog_official: I WANT TO WATDH HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGN

[sharpjay217]

We really need to make a guide on the hermits' typing styles or collection of chat messages for us fic authors. I know the chat messages in my fic don't have to be accurate, but I want them to be.

[tchaikovskaya]

Talking to boomers over text always feels like Normal Spongebob no matter how well you know them and/or how much casual fun the subject matter is for you both

[wyllowe-eastwynd]

I've seen many of my mutes (moots?) pitch ideas very similar to this- eg reverse Star Trek (alien crew with maybe one or two humans), or a series on Vulcan 🖖, etc.

We got ST:Picard; give us Worf!

[straydog-emojis]

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[4dory]

[your-favourite-yapper]

plspslpslpslsplsplspls kidnapped sirius

Oh Fatima the things I do 4 u

bacstory : umm adding this after I wrote th bullet points bc I realize this doesn't make sense but assume remus and sirius are sorta close friends and Remus is convinced sirius is in love w him but siirus acc is dating james and this makes remus mad bc ?? Remus has been waiting 4 sirisus love 4 so long ?? So he kidnaps him (for sake of simpkicity pls pretend james wouldnt IMM kno smth is wrong)

Ok now it's time 4 the acc thing

1st of all let’s get one thing straight

This is not kidnapping!!! this is just. an extended sleepover.

W like a teensy bit of restraints

And like a teensy weensy bit of isolation

A romantic getaway even !!

Totally normal bsf behavior. 😃 ↕️😃↕️😃

Sirius just doesn’t understand yet. But that’s fine!!!

That’s fine. Remus is patient

He always has been. 🥰

And b4 u start coming at him Remus had to do this btw what else was he supposed to do??

Let sirius leave him????

Go run off into the sunset with jamesother people????

Absolutely not!!

no no no.

He is protecting sirius. 1!1!!1

From the outside world Rrom people who don’t understand him like remus does.

Sirius should be grateful!

And ok fine

Maybe the 1st few days are a little rough.

Maybe sirius screams a little.

Maybe he throws things.

Maybe he bites (and maybe remus likes that)

Maybe remus has 2 lock the doors

And maybe Sirius throws things

And spits curses at him

And tries to escape exactly 12 times

But listen this is just a phase!!!!

Lobe takes time!!!!!

He’ll settle down!!!

Except.

Oh.

Sirius is not coming around???in fact he is doubling down???

Full-on feral mode. Gnawing on the chair leg like a rabid animal

Calling remus things like fucking psycho and deranged creep (but rjl has degradation kink so he thinks this is hot)

But hllo?

Where is the gratitude?

The love?

THE MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING?????

BUT !!1

That’s fine.

Remus can fix this

All relationships take work!! he just has to be patient nd Gentle.

Maybe if he just explains it right sirius will understand. he’ll see how perfect this is how right it feels.

And so he explains how acc this is a good thing !! and thsn sirius yells at him so remus takes away his speaking priveleges (remus does miss the sound of sirius’s voice but if he keeps saying mean things then he has to deal with the consequences of his actions.

Actions meet consequences consequences meet actions)

And it’s not like he’s suffering!!1!!1!

Remus would never let him suffer. sirius gets everything he wants. Jis favorite foods. His favorite books.

Anything he even looks at for too long.

And remus loves him. so much.

So much. more than anything. more than his own life.

And isn’t that what sirius always wanted? to be loved? to be taken care of?

So really.if u rlly think abt it remus is acc a VERY morally correct person

And is giving him everything he ever needed.!!

But then suddenly siriuss smiling.

Suddenly he’s laughing at remus’s jokes.

Making his own jokes just like the old days

Suddenly he’s curling up against him on the couch like true lovers

And rjl is like yayyyy 🥰🥰I've won!!

Eexcpet maybe remus isnt the only manipulative 1 here

Maybe sirius is kissing him and whispering sweet things in his ear and maybe remus is eating that shit up a bit too much bc he wants smth and realizes the pwr he has over remus

(Mayberemus should have realized when sirius started asking questions about the locks.

Maybe he should have noticed the way sirius’s fingers lingered on the window latch.

Maybe he should have known when sirius stopped fighting back that he was just waiting.

Waiting. waiting.)

But that’s fine. because remus has always been very, very good at waiting too!!😊😊😊

But even so

How could he say no 2 sirius?

So he gets careless w the locks

And doesnt double enforce his windows

and then one night remus wakes up to an empty bed and an open door and suddenly he can’t breathe bc. oh.

Oh.

he’s gone. gone gone gone gonegone GONE GONE GoNE

BUT it’s fine. it’s fine. he’ll come back. he’ll come back.

He just has to give him a little space. after all.

Tey say if you love someone let them go.

If they come back it’s meant to be.

And if he doesn’t?

Well. remus has always been very good at finding things. 😊😊

After a bit tho he does get murdered by Sirius and james and they makeout on his grave bc yeah

[bugsbito]

They’re a little messy but I like them and hopefully U guys do too ! :-) School started back up so we have been a tad bit busy lately . T_T

[strawberrystepmom]

you learn sign language to communicate with toge when you get word he’s going to be in your class and on his first day you sign hello and he pulls his phone out of his pocket to text you instead with the most flat expression on his face

[akkivee]

rio cooks with weird ingredients and dice can differentiate flavours of grass by area, rio’s are you really living if you have nothing you’d die for, dice’s it’s all or nothing, do or die stake everything for this bet

[mumintr0llet]

Just a random burnt-thought because because... i'm struggling to imagine Tony in casual clothes and like what he's wearing when he's at home with Adam just relaxing 🤔 In my head, when he's at home alone and working by his laptop at the kitchen island (because I'm sure he has a kitchen island with a sink and running water [both there and also at/by/in the normal counter] and high chairs) he's in like chinos and pullover/jumper with an ironed shirt with collars underneath 👀 smart casual is the most casual I can imagine, but he has to be relaxed-relaxed sometimes...?

Despite maybe some similarities between him and Zemo, I can't imagine Tony walking around in a dressing gown? Or would he? He probably sleeps and watches TV in pyjama bottoms + a plain white t-shirt, or does he? Is he silk-pyjama-coded? (Zemo definitely is) And I can't really imagine him buying his own jogging bottoms or hoodie? But also can't decide if he would like the idea of borrowing Adam's clothes; like if he thinks it's cozy because the hoodies are so big and loose around his body and they smell like Adam, or if he finds it a bit corny to be a grown up man who can't buy his own clothes in the right size after realising he might like wearing hoodies?

(because or also; despite myself, I wrote a pretty plotless oneshot with them flying and I just don't know what he would be wearing on a long haul flight on vacation 🧐 i mean I think he likes wearing ties because he's so used to it that he feels a bit naked when he doesn't- like when you're used to wearing a wristwatch and suddenly don't or you're usually in glasses, but once in a while you have contacts and you wonder if people think you look weird and naked without them- but would he, during a flight where he already feels a bit panicky and because of that is already struggling a bit to breathe normally, still wear a tie? 🤔)

These are some big and important questions... 👀😅