#punk babies au

[spooky-pop]

I want to see poppunkau broppy holding baby Ivy!! show me the baby!!!!

BYEEE AAAAA

[tornado1992]

Sonic and The Black Knight AU in which Sonic’s from that world, he’s an explorer of some sorts and he does technically live in Camelot with his brother Miles, but he spends most of his time traveling around and getting new stuff for his brother to weld and forge with.

One day while returning to Camelot and looking for minerals or cool rocks he finds a sword in a stone, great! New materials for his brother! he can surely make something better than this old blade or upgrade it.

He takes the sword out effortlessly. The sword can talk. Great(?

He brings the weapon to the town, people start to notice the obvious magical artifact and voice goes around about “the legend being fulfilled”.

Oh, that legend. Yeah, no.

He just wants to show his little brother a cool sword, not become ruler of a whole kingdom thank you very much, it doesn’t matter if he “fulfilled the sacred prophecy”, it’s just a rumor until he decides it isn’t. And he doesn’t want it to not be a rumor.

Rumors travel fast, but he is faster.

The talking sword started doubting if he was worthy of the throne after spending no more than an hour around him, not shutting up about how “you’re already running from your kingdom and you haven’t been crowned yet”. Good. Maybe he could convince the sword to tell the people he would make a terrible king if the disdain in its voice gave anything off.

They arrived at the blacksmith’s shop, his brother’s shop, he shush’s the sword down as his brother runs to hug him, instantly pulling away at the sight of the weapon, his twin tails happily wagging gentle circles behind him as he asks Caliburn (what a name) anything and everything that there is to know as a talking sword. Caliburn just asks him why does Sonic call him “Tails” (nice try of a joke mate).

The very rude sword being perplexed about how someone as “reckless and careless” as him has “such a brilliant child in his care”.

Well, not a pretty mineral or shiny rock, but a talking sword seems interesting enough to make his brother happily ramble almost all night long, taking karma in his name as he wears Caliburn’s ear(?) off as he did with him.

Well, he could tell the kid all about his latest adventure in the morning, right now he could focus on cooking his brother a new dinner dish with spices from his latest travel destiny. A small bedtime story (about the knight’s of the round table by Carliburn’s request) and a few ear scratches later and you got a snuggled sleeping fox kit ready for the night.

The sword stays near them, looking at every move Sonic made, as if analyzing him in confusion. What a rude weapon, he might not be good king material but he’s peak big brother material.

He might not have enough on him to give his brother a bigger workshop or expensive materials, but he will give him everything he has if it means keeping him happy, they may not live in a big castle or have fancy dinners every night, but he swore from the moment he met the fox that he would do everything in his power to keep him safe.

As long as his big bro was around, he would never go hungry again, he would never sleep outside again and no one would hurt him again. He won’t ever feel unloved again.

Sonic might not be able to give him the world, but he’ll give him everything else.

His little brother’s sleeping form slightly trembles in his tiny bed, curling himself in his small blanket, covering his body with his fluffy tails, (sometimes Sonic thinks he’s more “Tails than “Miles”, pun intended). it’s been kinda cold lately, their humble home not making much favors to keep them warm even with the forge still on, but he doesn’t think he’s trembling because of the cold.

It’s okay, he didn’t wanted to sleep in his makeshift bed today anyway, he’s been away from his brother for enough time and he doesn’t mind staying right beside him to fight the little fox’s nightmares away and sharing their warmth for comfort. He nuzzles beside him, the kit instinctively moving to hug him and hide his face on the crook of the hedgehog’s neck, gentle purring and soft humming filling the silence of the night.

The next morning Caliburn greets him loudly “Good morrow, king Sonic”

Hell.

He doesn’t know what could’ve changed Caliburn’s opinion on him from one moment to another, but now thanks to that he has knights kneeling before him, the royal wizard offering him their nation’s secrets, a talking sword lecturing him all day long about “a king’s duty and heart”, and the whole kingdom practically demanding him to rule.

It’s not a very tempting idea to say the least. Organizing diplomacy gatherings, hosting balls and knighting warriors is not really his thing, and hell, the kingdom wants it to be his thing.

He offers the throne to whoever wins a crusade? “the winner must defeat his majesty first”. He tries to put back the sword in the stone? “The sword chose you, my liege, it is your destiny”. He tries to show the high commands how bad of a kind he would be? “His majesty is such a humble king, even in all his might”.

So, so eager to make him king. They tried to drag him to the castle so he could “know his new home”. They offered him to make changes to royalty’s way to make it “enough of his way”. They showed him the perks of having power, “a king does as he pleases”.

But what could he really offer them as a king? He can fight bad guys and make allies for sure, but even if he wanted to, would that be enough?

He kinda regrets not spending enough time around the kingdom before, maybe if he did and the people actually knew him they wouldn’t be so insistent on him of all people being king, talking magical sword be damned.

His brother knows what’s going on, he keeps mostly quiet about it, not wanting to disturb the hedgehog with the subject when he actively is trying to avoid it, his only opinion about it being shown a few nights after his return to their home. He’s tucking the fox in for the night, Caliburn silently watching them from the other side of the room, a sleepy squeaky voice fading with a yawn in a last effort to reassure his big brother while he runs his finger’s trough the fox’s bangs.

“You could give this kingdom anything… you already gave the world to me”

That’s all it takes.

Alright, he’ll be their king, but he will not sit on a fancy chair all day, won’t have a personal army following him around and definitely won’t be educated in “proper royalty manners”, you want him to be the king? The king does as he pleases.

The high council or whatever can take care of the bureaucracy, alliances and all the boring stuff, they’ll have the control over most of the kingdom (just how they like it, right?)

His first decree? Right after his coronation, the only time he actually stays in the throne room longer than five minutes, he actually wears his crown, he’s bearing the sacred sword when he calls his brother to the center of the room “I dub thee Miles “Tails” Prower, the crown prince of Camelot”.

He’s the king now, it’s only logical for his little brother to be the prince, the crown prince, direct heir to the kingdom’s throne.

He’s the prince, and the prince can get whatever the hell he desires, so bring him all the minerals and heavy armory, and show him the secret library! Little bro needs stimulation and there’s only so much he can do with a blacksmith’s mediums. His room? Bigger than the king’s! His food? Get him all the neighbor kingdom’s candy if he asks for it! His education? Give him all the books known in the world, get him all the minerals and bring his workshop inside the castle!

What he had was enough for his little brother before, but it might not be enough for him just yet. Time to give him the world that he already promised him.

Prince Miles does have a nice ring to it.

[grumpyghostdoodles]

[little-pondhead]

On the supervillain Danny au, can about Jazz and Dan? I would love to see the JL think they finally have the trio pinned down before a strange amazon and a god-damned demon storm in and start throwing people through walls.

Well, I just made this post about Jazz to answer another question, but I didn't think about Dan! However, I was going through my sketches, and I think this old one would be perfect for him. Dan's still a demon; he's just a little man now :) The JL Dark is terrified of him.

[jasperscringepit]

Accidental javid from last night!

I was SO DRAINED after the party yesterday but I managed to draw something that I’m happy with. This genuinely wasn’t supposed to be javid, but the guy on the left just became Davey by accident so naturally I had to draw him a Jack. This also accidentally ended up joining the punk au, so I imagine that this would be either when they first meet or near the very beginning of their friendship. Davey has just started wearing jewellery and a belt chain,,, oh how that would change.

[weisbrot]

Punks not dead its just sleepy :^) @butihavejoy thank you so much for this request!! it came to me so naturally aahahhah Hope you enjoy this quick redraw of a classic my friend 👌😤

[sapphanimates]

@halcyon-pandion ant baby

[natelia-aldelliz]

Some toddler au drawings because I couldn't stop myself

Featuring :

Kyle "the outside world is scary don't you dare put me down or worse, give me to the weird moustache man" Garrick,

Nik- "ahah I'm now both our children's favourite dad" -olai (do we even know his last name?)

Jonathan "😭😭😭" Price

Simon "side foot walking autism representation instead of toe-walking bc I very very rarely see it and it's what I do, also he's just a baby and he breaks my heart and I want to hug him really badly" Riley

John "nice frog, anyway, I think I'm about to jump into this puddle, and I'm not gonna do anything to stop it, even while knowing perfectly well that I am gonna cry about my socks being wet right after" MacTavish

and finally, Gary "do I show the weird moustache man my frog or do I put it in my mouth?" Sanderson.

And none of them have shoes because they all hate them and get rid of them as soon as the adults try to put them on. (Simon didn't, but he started crying silently as soon as they were on so they took them off immediately)

[mygenderissteveharrington]

Steve Harrington with a belly button piercing please and thank you

[were-wolverine]

punk steve is suddenly trending so i'm bringing him back with a timeline of events

summer of 1981, right before his freshman year begins, steve discovers punk.

it happens like this: a motorcycle gang drives through Hawkins and steve is absolutely mesmerized. he's sitting alone in the local diner when they all pull up and pile in, wearing denim, leather, spikes and chains. they're loud, rowdy, and unapologetically themselves, and steve has never been more awed and jealous in his life.

they take up three whole tables but are extremely kind to the waitresses and clean up after themselves, seeming to be genuinely good people (which steve doesn't see very often- or ever- in the rich suburbs of Hawkins).

he can't help but stare at them, mouth hanging open in pure wonderment. he's never seen anyone like these people before, yet he feels a sort of… kinship with them.

thanking whatever higher power there may be that his parents are away and not here to watch or berate him, steve leaves a generous tip and walks over to the table nervously. he plays with the hem of his polo, feeling kind of stupid for wearing it when these guys dress so cool.

as he approaches the table, a few of the guys notice him and the conversation lulls, obviously curious why some preppy 13 year old is walking over to them. steve swallows nervously and stands at the head of the table, forcibly keeping himself still despite the need he feels to just move. steve opens his mouth to try to speak, but nothing comes out- the words are stuck in his throat. the men continue to watch him curiously and steve feels himself flush with embarrassment- why can't he just talk?

he clears his throat and tries again, avoiding eye contact and gripping the hem of his shirt so tight that his knuckles turn white.

“i- i- uh. i think- i really- i really like your clothes!" he rushes out, stumbling over his words.

"and, and, and you're just. you're just really cool so i uh. wanted to. to tell you that. i guess," he rambles, head ducked down in embarrassment because he can't get himself to shut up.

without looking up, shame curling in his gut, steve stutters out an apology and turns to leave before a hand claps down on his shoulder. he flinches away instantly, locking eyes with an older, softer looking man with concern lining his features. he pulls his hand away slowly, like steve is a spooked wild animal, and gestures to an empty chair next to him.

"wanna stick with us before we head out?" he asks softly. steve feels a familiar burn behind his eyes so he just nods and sits down, biting on his thumbnail as he looks around the table when the other guys introduce themselves.

steve learns they follow a 'punk' lifestyle, and is immediately fascinated. they spend the rest of their meal telling steve about punk culture and music, animatedly recalling stories, and writing down names of bands and stores he should check out sometime.

by the time he gets home, steve has decided that he's going to be a punk and no one can stop him.

[seoz-gets-artsy]

Behold the bestest boy of all time

[junk-whunk-punk]

FINALLY OUR FAV RUBRIC «People make me be rowdy» PART 4 WOOOOOOAH CLAPPING MY HANDS

That's not a secret that my bbys @a-world-of-whimsy-5 and @cilil wrote some delicious smut with Melkor×Langon×Mairon trio (still in delight kittos) and this inspired me to draw even more weird stuff with poor raven boi Langie. And let's finally admit, this is no longer justified by prostate lessons, we just like to watch these two hunks torture Langon with caresses💅

He needs also some theory, not only so much practice!! I believe only Thuri can explain properly what the prostate is, and the others are like 'No need to know... Just feeling it is enough...🫦' Ahaha... poor boi... xdd

Cursed stuff ⬇️lower⬇️ cuz TUMBLR STOP HIDING MY SMUT

Mai finds his place even here🤝

[obsessiveagony2point0]

😱 DREAM SMILING!?

Dream had never been a pet name kind of person. Then he met Hob Gadling who made it his mission to come up with the most *ridiculous* pet names to make Dream laugh.

Dream found himself loving every single one of them.

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[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Another cool thing about us bylers is that we have so many cool headcanons, AUs, and subcultures for our boys, and like Will and Mike are so cool in all them

But then we have m*levens, who make Mike seem like the most boring guy ever, and Will, who is a villain. Like bro, what did you guys do to them??

[cvbullshit]

Sketched an Ocean AU Warweapon!

They are a Leopard Seal, by request of ppl, mainly more baby themed

Due to the spots of the leopard seal, this opened the door to give them freckles, which I gladly took advantage of

They also have more pointed eye socket markings near the ends that give the illusion of eyelashes

I may try to add more fur on the skeleton areas if I draw more of them because I wanted to sort of make reference to more lore accurate mermaids, as they looked less half and half especially in the water, so I may give them more wrist fur and back fur, maybe stomach fur too so they can have a fluffy tummy

I also gave them a trash bag shirt because I didn't feel like drawing a shirtless skeleton and to be honest.. They would.. Warweapon just would- I like to imagine they tried to eat it at first but then turned it into a shirt

I gave them pure black sockets because the baby seals have their eyes looking pure black and it's both cute but could also be a bit intimidating on non-cute animals, which would work in Warweapon's favor due to the theming of "Seems cute, is dangerous as shit"- I did test the idea of their whole socket being orange with black pupils but I didn't like it, it ruined what the black achieves

[maulfucker]

THIS is what human au Maul should look like. to me. <3

[a few design notes below the cut]

His markings (and the bands in his biceps) are inspired by the kuikuro people (and possibly a few other xingu peoples, the images may have been mislabeled). The markings don't entirely resemble his canon markings because I wanted to stay true to the real culture

His hair is dyed red in the front and natural in the back, mimicking his canon appearance

The feathers' color mimics his canon eyes, yellow with red outlines

(He should have feathers in both ears but 1. he only has one pierced ear in canon; and 2. the feather covers up part of his face and I didn't want that in both drawings

In the Phantom Menace redraw (second drawing) his hair is painted with urucum (native plant which seeds produce red pigment, often used in food, native people also use it for body painting), which is why his forehead is a bit reddish too

The face markings and the band in his wrist are tattoos (the neck in the tpm redraw is painted)