I like to imagine that if Alastor and Rosie knew each other when they were alive, they had some sort of marriage of convenience
They got married so that Rosie wouldn’t have to deal with misogynistic suitors trying to diminish her worth, and Alastor wouldn’t have to deal with societal pressures to “start a family”
The two of them going on to live life as queer platonic life partners until they both died and got to live a freer life in hell
Without the pressures to conform in hell they didn’t feel the need to get “remarried” but still remained just as close as before
i've been thinking about that one asexual spongebob x squidward heart surgery post and now i'm just imagining the same thing but with alastor ships. just-
Alastor: isn't this fun?
literally anyone that he's shipped with aside from Rosie: YOU TOOK A BITE OUT OF MY FUCKING ARM. YOU ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO DISECT ME.
Alastor: I don't see what your problem is.
then there is
Alastor: Isn't this fun, my darling?
Rosie, relaxing in her bed while Alastor literally rearranges her organs, starting with her small intestine and ending with her heart: oh it's just delightful, deer, I love spending my evenings with you.
like- this is the only deep and personal intimacy Alastor enjoys.
i envision all alastor ships to either be one sided, platonic or queer platonic. NEVER an inbetween. queerplatonic radiorose though.. that hits different (they’re bestie goals fr)