#ravioli lord

[elisabeth515]

Some old funny illustrations that I’ve probably already shared

Okay since there’s been a resurgence of interest in the Napoleonic Wars, my old content was constantly reposted so I thought I shall show you the deepest parts of the fandom:

BEHOLD THE LORDS—

[ask-lord-morgarath]

Mi lord, what’s ye favorite color?

That king of all shades, black! The hue that commands respect as a manifestation of depth. Truly a color suited to me, don't you think?

[thor-is-trans-and-pan-he-told-me]

top 5 dreamworks villains

Death-Puss In Boots:The Last Wish. He's able to make Puss and the audience be scared of him and he's portrayed as a horror villain of some sort. His character design is amazing and Death's voice actor does an amazing job.

2.Lord Shen-Kung Fu Panda 2. Shen is an incredibly good foil to Po. One of the themes of KFP2 is that the past doesn't define you. Shen refused to let go of the past,he did horrible things and is a fascinating character.

3. Fairy Godmother-Shrek 2. If you've seen the movie,you know why.

4. Grimmel-How To Train Your Dragon 3. It's not a perfect movie but it's a good pretty good villain in the form of Grimmel.

5. Rumpelstiltskin-Shrek forever after. He's not the best villain but he's decent.

[breadbrobin]

looking for ravioli in the pantry like

[churomo]

love seeing ravioli content in the year of our lord 2024... you're doing god's work king(gender neutral)

tysm theyve been ruining my life

[chredded-cheese]

This is a longshot, would you be willing to help me get my insulin? I'm down to my last pen and its pretty much close to being empty.Nt asking for much only need $370 rn to save my blood sugar. please help me with a small donation or share, reblog any help can save my life.Please help & Blessings ❤

i am so so sorry but i don't have money to spare. i really wish i could help out, you seem like such i lovely person! i'll tag my followers in case they can help in any way :) i'm really sorry i can't do more than that :/

@dreamingofworlds, @dizzeners, @shredded-cheese-wizard, @fantasticcollectorkitten, @callas-pancake-tree, @2nd2ndalto, @jinglebehappy, @alpimerealmsystem, @jinxtheowl, @anything-thats-rock-and-roll, @squishmallow36, @the-dirt-eater, @clown-skid, @t5nsy, @ninja-grace, @koryphaea-of-the-summit, @certainchopshopcheesecake, @wowychara, @orange-theory-thinker8, @possum-on-a-door-knob, @chengxiansbaby, @lord-hunkyhair, @hybridsans, @godofautism, @swiftieannah, @team-leoo, @fancyraccoon, @multifandom-asexual, @feta-cheese-raviolis, @asexualmisconduct, @pyromaniac-on-caffeine, @wii-music-on-repeat, @calypso-daughter-of-atlas, @treasure-goblin, @brontekotlcyan, @shadowybeachfunnyempath, @auttumnsayshi, @swans-chirping-in-the-distance

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Oh mygod the tortellini is terrifying,

holy crap the fussili is frightening,

dear mother of Mary the ravioli is hair-raising,

oh buddy boy the penne is petrifying,

oh dear Lord the spaghetti is spine chilling,

oh shit the macaroni is menacing

OH GOD DAMNIT THE FARFALLE IS FORMIDABLE

HOLY FUCK THE BIGOLI IS BLOOD-CURDLING

OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS THE GEMELLI IS GHASTLY

NO FUCKING WAY DUDE THE LINGUINI IS LURID

THE FUCKING GOD DAMN NOODLES ARE NERVE WRACKING

I hope you enjoyed this, I dug deep in my mind palace for synonyms and noodle names

And one more for fun

Zoinks! The Ziti

-Gummy Worm Anon

Thank you for your silly noodle phrases, I appreciate your dedication to the bit

[kerubimcrepin]

Episode 44 - My Papycha, the Secondhand Dealer (Part 2)

He REALLY loves teaching Joris ins and outs of his future career.

...I can't do this blog anymore. I need to eat this episode instead.

[CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

"TORTUE BRUTALE"

Also, Joris lies when he says they went to his home, while the next scene clearly shows them at their own home. Perhaps they first went to him, and then he went to them?

Man I'm insane.

They are so close... Yet so far...

I really like being reminded that, for how little we see of it, Kerubim is fantastic at item identification and appraisal.

Just... not when that item is a pumice stone.

All that theoretical professional jargon is just NOT Joris's level yet. fhdgsjdghfd.

I think they just used a bunch of overcomplicated professional words that mostly meant "I have no fucking idea what that thing is".

While Kerubim is too afraid of shattering Joris's belief in his unending knowledge and competence by saying he has no idea.

They're both embarrassed that they can't identify this weird fucking stone. I can't fgjkdhgfd.

SO real.

I LOVE THIS EPISODE SO MUCH. I CAN'T WRITE THIS BLOG. I NEED TO LIE DOWN OR SOMETHING.

Also, Kerubim, is never beating those Japanese-coding allegations, huh... He's also never beating mom allegations. I will be thinking about his little anti-stress fan for years.

The crepin brothers will ne like "OДO" and not wait for an answer. Bless <3

THURSDAY IS RAVIOLI DAY.

The book says "ALBUM". Anyway. [CAR CRASH] [GLASS SHATTERING] ‘GOOD LORD!’ [GENERAL COMMOTION] [BABY CRYING] ‘WAAAAH WAAAAH’ [YELLING] [POLICE SIRENS] WEEWOO WEEWOO [HELICOPTERS] ‘WE’RE REPORTING LIVE-‘ [EXPLOSION] ‘MY LEG... MY LEG...’

^ Me when I watch this episode ^

Joris is as normal about Kerubim as I am normal about the two of them. Sure baby take, 300000 photos of him and make a collage out of them. I would do the same to you two, as well as Atcham.

I wonder how many thousands of photos he'll take of them both across the next six centuries of their life.

(I keel over and start coughing up blood)

Presented without commentary. I am addicted to making screenshots of this episode.

[wtfuckevenknows]

Hi B 💗 I’d like to know what some of your fave things you did or ate or drank whilst you were down here in Aus please 👀 Also if you have a book recommendation too!

Listen, y’all need to cool it with the food asks because they always put me in an existential crisis and in this case YOU’RE MAKING ME WANT TO GET ON A FUCKING PLANE TO MELBOURNE AND I DONT EVEN LIKE MELBOURNE!!!! (But I’d get to visit you and @celeritas2997 so that’s a plus ❤️😘)

(Just kidding, but also not)

We’re starting with food and drink because obviously.

Melbourne has Lord of the fries and Lune Croissantarie and Yo-Chi and Green Cup.

I had the most amazing Lobster Ravioli (that I obviously don’t eat anymore) while living in Melbourne and I tried so many different types of fish I had never even heard of before.

Baked in Portsea has the bestest yummiest pastries and what not if you’re ever in the Mornington Peninsula. The things I’d give for their Hummus & Feta sandwich (in a very German multi seed bread roll). Also got this amazing Birthday cake!!!!

Sydney had yummy yummy Everything Bagel with Garlic Cream Cheese from Brooklyn Bros Bagel and the Peanut Butter Bar & Fishbowl.

There’s Cadbury Mini Eggs in Aus, and Chiobani and obviously TimTams although I find them too sweet these days. Had my first spider (not that good) and a very yummy spider (raspberry lemonade with vanilla ice cream). Schweppes Agrum!!!!!! I fell in love with these veggie things from Coles and whatever that thing on the right actually is (that I also wouldn’t eat anymore).

I did lots of awesome things in Oz with the limited time I had thanks to Corona but I swam with Dolphins in the ocean in Sorrento, I fell in love with my library in Sydney, I went to the amazing Cinderella exhibit at the Grounds of Alexandria, I biked down a mountain in Tassie with 50km/h, I took the ferry in Sydney a million times as one does, I’ve been on a 40 million dollar yacht (still the most surreal day of my life to this day 🥴)

AS FOR A BOOK REC:

Have you read A Good Girls Guide to Murder? The first one is the best one of the series (as it so often is but I do like the others too) and I hear they’re being made into a tv series I think?

[np-writes]

imagine the four lords + mm watching Kitchen Nightmares for shits and giggles, and whenever there’s an Italian episode, Donna just gets extremely pissy whenever she sees something wrong;

“Where the fuck is the grissini?!”

“That looks like absolute SHIT!”

“The fucking chef doesn’t know how to make pasta!?”

🤌🤌🤌🤌

*angry Italian noises*

“...STORE BOUGHT ravioli!?”

Meanwhile the lords + mm are sitting there like; 👁👄👁

[rillils]

RILLLLLSSSSSSSSS

ITS BEEN SO LONG HOW R U

YOUNG ROYALS.

SEASON 3 IS DONE 💞💞💞💞💞

SEASON 3 IS DONE 💔💔💔💔💔

ALSO THE NEW SEB PICS??????? BEEFY BUCKY WITH THE LONG HAIR 😍😍😍

ive been watching the last season if merlin 15 minutes at a time because i am not about to lose me sweethearts rn oh my lord

OMG SO MUCH TO UNPACK HERE GJDHDK

Okay, first things first, HELLO MY BABY 💕💖💕💖💕💖💕💖 I've missed you a lot around here, honey!! I'm doing alright, just the usual amount of stress - but let's be real, that's my default state of mind xD I hope you're doing well, my dear 🥰🥰🥰 Hopefully school is over (or will soon be over) so you can rest and enjoy your vacation 💕💕💕

NOW: HOLY PATCHOULI RAGU AND RAVIOLI, I JUST SAW THE ANNOUNCEMENT AND EDVIN AND OMAR'S VIDEO MESSAGE AND AHDJAGDKSLDJK *SCREECHES* I'm getting a bit emotional here ngl 🥺🥺🥺 I can't believe that the show is actually over now, even though it's probably gonna be a while before we can watch s3, since they just finished shooting 😭😭😭 I'm hoping with all my heart that s3 will give us what we desperately need!! A happy ending for the boys pls!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

As for one Sebastian Mcfreakin' Stan, I simply can't look at those pics and videos without WEEPING, HONEY, LIKE I'M TALKING LEAKING FAUCET, OPEN BAR, LEMME CRY IN YOUR COCKTAIL REAL QUICK KIND OF WEEPING HERE

he looks. so good. my brain cannot comprehend it. I look back and then back again and the little lightbulb in my skull keeps flickering on and off because?? Is this a real human??? Does anything remotely similar to This Man truly exist??????? With those arms that look like they could engulf you so sweetly and protect you from all harm, and those boobs- sorry I mean tits- sorry I mean chESt, that CHEST that looks like it was only made for your cheek to lie upon it, and be the firmest pillow you ever slept on? and the hair??? The stubble?? The high-waisted pants?? I've seen people slander those pants, right, but as far as I'm concerned they just enhance his whole I'm Too Hot, Hot Damn™ vibe these days. make the tiny waist look even tinier and the broad shoulders look even broader and omg I can't think about this for too long or I will spontaneously combust 🔥🔥🔥

Should I also mention that white tank tops never really did anything for me until this man came along?? AND THE RINGS. THE MUMMERFUCKING RINGS. It's like. Every now and then Mr Stan-Lookin-Good-There-Man decides to accentuate his long, nimble fingers with pretty glinting metal and my brain fucking short-circuits like "NOPE - WHAT DIS - CANNOT COPE"

I feel he has awakened a monster in me *flies into the sun*

As for Merlin, oh babe, I feel ya 🥺🥺 Take your time with it, honey, I'm sure your heart will thank you for it 💖💖💖 I love you very much bby 💕💕💕 I hope you have a super nice day 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

[elisabeth515]

An incomplete list of nicknames I’ve given/coined for Napoleonic marshals

Ney: ginger babey, marshal bae, THE babey

He was the original, so all subsequent “babeys” are in one way or another reminded me of him (also one could not be affiliated with English-speaking countries unless he’s a minority in said countries (eg. George Washington Carver))

Lannes: ladder lord

Murat: dummy thicc™️, Jojo, curly god

Moncey: goodest boi

Massena: ravioli lord

Augereau: gangstar

Macdonald: MacMarshal, macbabey (seldom)

Soult: bread man, cookie lord

Bessières: marshal cupcake, cupcake lord

Berthier: administrative cyborg

Kellermann: windmill man

Lefebvre: grandpa

Davout: Savage edge lord

This is as far as I remembered since it’s been YEARS since I was active in the Napoleonic community on tumblr, here’s a cupcake lord for you guys

Also special thanks to my mutual @histoireettralala for reminding me some of the nicknames

[ask-lord-morgarath]

Rav returned, bearing a coffee-stained fragment of paper adorned with Halt's affirmative response.

His acceptance of a two-day sojourn to my fortress suggests a profound need for my cartographic expertise.

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

Wolmeric Week Day 4: Nameday

Aymeric frets over Dagasi's nameday. SFW with some bare hint of spice towards the end.

Everything must be perfect.

Aymeric pulled the list out of his pants pocket and stared at it.

Cake (chocolate cake with snurlberry mousse and cream cheese frosting)

Dagasi’s gift (a necklace with sapphire pendant)

Remind Estinien to pick up flowers

Give Marceline list of ingredients for Dagasi’s nameday dinner (lobster ravioli in a cream sauce)

“Love?”

He cleared his throat and glanced down at the woman standing next to him. Ah, the woman in question! “Dearest, is ought the matter? Is there anything you need?” He brushed a lock of red hair out of her face.

There was a hint of mischief in her eyes as she smiled. “What are you up to, Lord Speaker? I know when you have a list, it must be serious.” Dagasi wrinkled her nose and giggled, hugging Aymeric.

Oh shit. Oh fuck. She never notices anything but of course she notices this. Of course she does. He bent down to place a kiss on her head. “You needn’t worry about a thing, darling. All is well.” Aymeric used his smoothest, most birch syrup-y voice, knowing she’ll be putty in my hands. Same as Estinien, loathe as he is to admit it.

To Aymeric’s disappointment, Dagasi did not fall for it. She raised an eyebrow, eyed the list, and before he could do anything about it, she took the list from his hand. “Oooh, that cake sounds amazing! So does the gift!” She wrinkled her nose and giggled. “Is that our grumpy dragon’s only contribution to what I assume is my nameday list?”

“He volunteered for that task---you know how much he loves getting us flowers.” When I asked him why he insists on us having bouquets every day, he shrugged and said, “Because I love you.”

In a move that did not surprise him, she sighed, closing her eyes and placing a hand over her heart, a small smile tugging on her lips. “You and Estinien don’t have to do all this for my nameday, you know.”

Like hells I…we…don’t.

Aymeric made an executive decision.

He scooped her into his arms and held her bridal style, earning him the most adorable squeak. His lips grazed her forehead as he murmured, “And you know, my dear, that we want to do this for you.” How could we not do the bare minimum when you mean the world to us? Everything to us. To me. “To celebrate you, sweet lady, I would do anything.”

Anything.

Everything.

For you and Estinien, I would crawl through the depths of every hell I can think of, fight off any fiends, weather any storm—

His thoughts were interrupted by Dagasi caressing his cheek. “Aym, stay with me.”

He rested his forehead against hers. “Forgive me.” Thinking for a moment, he kissed her softly on her nose. “I think I shall forget my list and do as you do, my love---whatever it is you feel is right in the moment.”

She bit her lip. “Well, they say variety is the spice of life, and perhaps that’s the only spice you can handle as an Ishga—AYMERIC!” Dagasi screamed as he quickly carried her into his office at home and kicked the door shut.

I think someone is due for an impromptu pre-nameday ravishing.

[barry-no]

When i first saw Cazador's name i thought it was Cazadon. And immediately i thought to myself, wow, this vampire lord has just a very unfortunate name, because I kept reading it as Calzone, like the midwest ravioli hotpocket lookin bastard. And then i started unironically saying 'Caz on Deez Nuts' like i wasnt an adult who should let that meme die along with this edgelord who i pegged in the back of the head with a dead rat and didnt expect him to fall fifteen stories because i thought he was immune to bludgeon damage. Turns out he's not immune to momentum or inertia.

[brick-by-dumbass-brick]

Arcane characters based on things I’ve said/ conversations I’ve had/ situations I’ve been in

Sevika: what if we just kill every person in here? Does that mean we can go home early?

Silco: hmm.. let me think about that.

Caitlyn: *staring at a girl’s ass*

Vi: *staring at the same girl’s ass, notices Caitlyn staring*

Vi: haha nice

Powder: ok so if you drive a car with your butt cheeks and get into an accident, when the airbags deploy would that be considered a spanking

Vi: you can spank people with inanimate objects like paddles and such so I’d say yes

Sevika: what the fuck

Jinx: I might get hate for saying this but it needs to be said- when courage the cowardly dog said AABBUUDABUBUBDABABABADU OWWWW OWIW OWW I really felt that, like on a personal level

Jayce: god made you in his image, you can’t change the lord’s work

Vi: well could he have made my image a little more rich? I got bills to pay and mouths to feed

Caitlyn: trauma dump?…… do people with ptsd shit a lot??

Jinx: *cackling maniacally* could you make huevos rancheros with bug eggs

Jinx: h-

Caitlyn: normalize ripping your glove off and smacking a bitch right in the mouth

Vi: my toxic trait is seeing something and automatically thinking I can do it too, like I bet I could tap dance.

Caitlyn: babe-

Vi: *starts shuffling and tapping her feet around* I know I don’t have shoes on but I bet I’m killing it right now

Viktor: if you think for a single. FUCKING. second,,,,,, that might get you somewhere in life

Jinx: it’s always “what’s up” and never “HOWS up” ,,,,,,, THAT PIXAR MOVIE HAS FEELINGS TOO

Jinx: ok so HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING if one wanted to snort cocaine out of a Twizzlers and then eat it to get rid of the evidence WOULD THAT or WOULD THAT NOT be smart

Ekko: ok so A LOT to unpack here-

Vi: heterosexuals?? in YOUR PC?????? It’s more likely than you think. Click the link below to find out more about this virus

Jinx: here’s my hot take for the night; pregnant women are a type of ravioli…..chew on that for a bit

Caitlyn: I don’t think I will chew on that at all but thank you

Vi: ummmm if the earth is flat then how’d my big round juicy ass fit on here

Caitlyn: fair point, fair point

Jayce: science question, do people with testicles slap them for self harm?

Vi: why are you asking ME

Jayce: I think I just had an amazing idea

Viktor: what is it this time

Jayce: you know those crinkled looking plastic tubes you get from the dollar store and you swing em around and they make that funny whooshing noise and they scrunch up small for storage

Viktor: yeah

Jayce: what if I was the first person to create a compact dildo that had sound effects built into-

Viktor: I’m gonna stop you right there, and maybe forever

Jayce: ahaha noooo don’t kill yourself *seductively bites lip* we’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty

Caitlyn: don’t kill yourself babes!…. Kill someone else

Jinx: you know what I think,,,,,, and I don’t like it someone make it stop

Vi: G-L-A-M-OOoh aRe you holding a gun?

Jinx: if bigfeets exist why don’t we ever see the remains?

Sevika: for the last fucking time they don’t exist

Jinx: because they gotta die at some point, right? they’re definitely decaying around us we just can’t see where

Sevika: oh my god someone please shoot me