#real bread

[lilybug-02]

haya im not from the us

so how do ya make the pancakes so fluffy

ours look like this

(also why dont you add stuff to it like ,chocolate cream ,cinnamon and sugar , or just sugar , any kind of jam or fruit, and why is it a breakfast food and not a lunch or dinner)

*blink blink* Hmmm the internet says pancakes have either baking powder or baking soda as compared to crepes, to make 'em fluffy :)

And what!? Pancakes can have a ton of stuff on them! Maple syrup and butter is just really good.

[novelistparty]

america is embarrassing itself with "bread" like this.

pathetic.

try harder.

"hello yes I'd like a big order of shelf-stable sweet sponge please" 🤢

it seems like many american restaurant owners have never had a proper sandwich with real bread in their entire lives

if I owned a burger place I'd be embarrassed to serve that sugared garbage that passes for bread in the united states of shit

[biracy]

"Name a hobby outside of MEDIA CONSUMPTION" is the worst kind of post. It's squarely in that ever-growing genre of post where the point on its face is ideologically meaningless and entirely reliant on an audience's biased negative reaction to a certain popular online buzzword (in this case, "consuming media"). Define "media". Define "consumption". Are reading books, watching movies, and playing video games all inherently inferior hobbies for dumb babies? What about going to an art gallery? What about going to see a play? What makes those "different", if you instinctually answer "Noooo that's not the same!"? Where does creating art, or "media", fall into this equation? Why does your insistence on feeling in some way intellectually and/or morally superior than the peons who use TikTok always fall back on the idea that the only worthwhile, "real" hobbies require a certain level of physical, mental, and/or social ability and reinforce the glorification of manual labor? Why will we never Fucking be free?

[callstheadventurescience]

I fear I have discovered bread-making as a coping mechanism as my defense date looms.

[headfirst4hal0s]

that bread does not look edible

[pngblog]

[sharkker-dude]

I know that the kitchen gang is not very fans favorite, but my brother really wanted me to draw them. Bon appetit to the little yellow one.

love him. will draw again.

[breadbox-draws]

a years-old draft that i finally got around to polishing up, joke courtesy of a friend of mine, Bofa

[lululeighsworld]

it was literally their moment and they just let us watch

(if you need me i'll be marinating in this for the foreseeable future)

[spocks-kaathyra]

I was watching TOS and...

happy pride month to uhura and her fellow lesbians!

[thepringlesofblood]

ok so like. murderbot is famously anti-food right? but consider. we know secunits have a sense of smell. it mentions liking/not liking plenty of smells across the series (the 'dirty sock' human smell, ART's showers smelling good.)

where i'm going with this is that good food smells good. and i don't think mb has ever been around any good food. like think. academic surveys, mining installations, close-quarters space travel, these are not places or occasions known for their cuisine. its experience of food in an olfactory sense is probably limited to ration packs & corporate cafeteria lunch settings. until relatively recently, it had never even been through the 'human' parts of stations before, where it may have smelled some sort of actual food in passing. it's probably seen plenty of other types of food on media, but never smelled any of it.

so imagine. come with me on a mind journey. mb stopping in on Mensah's actual house for some reason during the day, and one of her spouses or something is baking gingerbread (very much the kind of cookie that fills up the whole house with good smells). like. would it even recognize it as being food necessarily? gingerbread is very much one of those smells that everyone tries to recreate and no one quite can. I imagine it's not thrilled with the concept of ovens in general (humans please stop putting your hands in/near hot things), but imagine it frantically trying to place the smell and mensah being like hey you good? and it being like theres. a smell. something must be wrong somewhere. and mensah being like oh no that's just gingerbread, tano's baking cookies. and it's like that's FOOD???

[lilybug-02]

Dark Fountains Causing the Apocalypse? ❌😒

Dark Fountains as a Metaphor for Global Warming? ✅👏

[laur-the-cat-prince]

[danyllura]

Haymitch choosing to spend his retirement raising geese, the most volatile, hateful, unfriendly animal there is- is so funny. I know for a fact Katniss and Peeta hear that man cussing out those birds when they attack him for no good reason. He just takes care of them while waiting for the liquor and I know it’s the stress of those unpredictable demon birds keeping him distracted. I bet he also has one that’s particularly mean and prone to attack and he’s named it Katniss.

[icewindandboringhorror]

I made a few new wax seal stamps out of clay (like the ones I did for my worldbuilding stuff forever ago), this time just of random symbols that I thought might look good done in the style of painting over the raised part of the wax or etc. :0c Some of them aren't carved deep enough to really show up that well, but overall they worked okay for being clay lol

[tei-to-tei]

December 7 - Midnight Bakery

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