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god-level take from my friend Sera
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The Therapist
There's a new therapist at school.
Normally this wouldn't really bother Peter at all, since he's never gone to see a shrink in his life and doesn't ever plan on it, but there's something... off about this woman.
She seems unassuming enough at first glance. Red hair, green eyes, bright red lipstick. But there is something in her eyes, something that Peter can only describe as a predator looking at its next prey, when she looks around the school at all of the teenagers milling about. Heck, even the way she walks makes her seem as if she is a predator stalking her prey.
It could always be some kind of power move, Peter reasons. He's met people like that before, who try to intimidate everyone around them into thinking that they are superior, that they are the apex predator and anyone who dares to cross them would pay for it dearly.
But his Spidey Sense went crazy around her.
He tries to brush it off as paranoia. He'd pulled an all-nighter last night in the lab with Tony because neither of them had been able to sleep, and he hadn't been sleeping well even before that. (Funny, how it had all started the night after he first bumped into the new therapist in the halls.) So his Spidey Sense is probably out of wack because he's tired. Simple as that.
But it seems like everyone in the school is depressed. Even Ned, who can't even muster up the energy and enthusiasm to talk about Legos or Star Wars or even the weather. It worries Peter.
Because it all started when that therapist came to the school.
He can't ignore it forever, he knows that. There is only so long his Spidey Sense can tell him that she is danger danger danger before he finally listens. He has to do something to help everyone.
So he researches.
And he falls into the rabbit hole of ghosts and ectoplasm and secret government organizations and the little, unassuming town of Amity Park, Illinois.
He doesn't sleep that night.
When he comes to school the next morning, Dr. Penelope Spectra looks him dead in the eyes, and smiles.
#dpxmarvel#peter parker#penelope spectra#peter's boutta get a crash course in ghosts and ghost fighting#he is definitely not prepared#idk why spectra is in new york#specifically midtown tech#but she is#peter starts digging into amity park#he just wanted to find out who spectra is#and he did find out that she's a dangerous “ecto-entity”#he does not know what that is until he does more research#he's very shocked to learn that ghosts are apparently real#meanwhile tucker and the rest of team phantom is freaking out#someone just hacked past the media blackout or whatever around amity park#(you can thank friday (or karen if you prefer) for that)#they're surprised to see that it's coming all the way from new york#and even more surprised to see that the hacker went for spectra's files first#almost as if the hacker was specifically looking for them >:3#maybe danny goes to investigate and finds peter#btw peter can sense ghosts with his spidey sense even if they're invisible. especially if they're invisible#they team up to take spectra down#danny helps peter make some ecto-weapons and a specter deflector or something#then they catch spectra (and bernard because he's probably there too and i'm kinda just now realizing that)#peter gives danny his phone number as thanks and tells him to call him if he ever needs anything#peter doesn't know who phantom is btw. he just knows that his new friend is a ghost that luckily knows how to use technology like phones#maybe there's even a bad reveal a little further down the line and danny calls peter in a panic because sam and tucker have done everything#they can and he needs to get as far away from amity as possible#peter is very surprised to find that his ghost friend is only half ghost and is then very ticked that danny's parents tried to capture#and vivisect him
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SPN season 16 except Sam goes back to school and get shell shocked by the change in atmosphere and vibes
#signed a girl who is going back to earn another degree#no one knows where the library is and everything is done online now#dont even get me STARTED on acting like a hacker to bypass duo verification to access my own fucking canvas account#is this niche this might be niche#OH ALSO Im the only student in my classes who actually reads the prompts and doesnt use AI#and apparently there are fake accounts that take up enrollment so I dont even know if the student Im talking to on discussion posts is real#i graduated in 2023 WHAT HAPPENED IN THE COURSE OF ONE YEAR#Sam would be just as equally confused and frustrated and venting constantly and Dean would just be like :/ damn#supernatural#spn#spn shitposts#sam winchester
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99% sure i oversalted my food, yet i can't taste it
*squints* sus
#hacker tips from me btw#if u like me have chronic fatigue but have a tendency to feel the Most Spry and Energy in the morning#just cook food then#u can eat breakfast later in the day it's fine#I cook food now and then when i am barely good enough to sit up i simply eat toast if i don't feel like microwaving my leftovers#win win#but yeah everyone i know are sick so im now side eyeing my immune system real hard#i've been wearing mask at work#and also to and from work#and to the grocery store#and yet.............#well hopefully my immune system wins this battle#it's finnicky like that#sometimes it bodyslams covid and other times a cold bodyslams me
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I've recently gotten into forsaken (literally last night) cuz of the music, so I drew this guy

don't follow me for this I'm probably never gonna post about this game again
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“Glad we’re on the same page.”
“Eliot told you.”
Love Eliot once again meddling in Parker and Hardison’s relationship.
#it’s because he’s in it too#he just doesn’t know yet#leverage#leverage ot3#ot3: hitter hacker thief#the real fake car job#inde rewatches#inde rewatches leverage
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Tf how is nadya in second place
Like ik there were bots involved but still
#i mean#good for her but#like#i know there were bots#but still#Russian hacker nadya real#pafl#parties are for losers
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I don’t like to swear but what the fuck mr. Navit?! What are you?????
#I think I just met a creepypasta#I wish I could have recorded this thing walking#for context mr navit is a digital helper thing (like a very high tech clippy I guess?)#why is he in the real world?#or where has this person’s arms and head gone?#I don’t even know if this’ll get explained later in the game#that game being digimon cyber sleuth : hacker’s memory#mr navit#digimon#digimon cyber sleuth#hacker’s memory#digimon cyber sleuth hacker’s memory
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When the fic has Tsuna's fake cover name for be either 'Ciel' or 'Natsu'
#katekyo hitman reborn#khr#ciel#natsu#names#fake names#creative#like...what?#ciel means SKY#EVERYONE IN KNOWS WHAT IS A SKY#What and Why#and Natsu is at least better?#the 'hacker named Ciel' ma'am??? sir???#i know one fic where Tsuna does in fact says his name is Ciel#and everyone is like...?#and you pulling our leg? for real? CIEL?#its a time travel fic called 'Irony' with him meeting Timoteo in the past
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Crawls out of the busyness that has been the last few days. Hi. Florian here. Still dealing with the general sorenesss that comes with travel while disabled. I have three badges now, and we’ve started investigating the fourth titan, but it’s…
We need to train a bit more before we’re at that level.
But! We’ve dealt with the dark type and fire type team star bases, and are planning on heading to check out the poison type base tomorrow. I… still don’t know exactly why Cassiopeia is pushing this so hard, like… team star is disruptive, and they were blocking the roads between cities in a few places… but also so far they’ve just been. Kids? I… none of it sits right with me. Why has no one done anything before us. Why is the director trying to do something NOW but only disguised as a student with a pompadour?? (Why does no one else recognize the guy????)
#gyms go brrr#giant pokemon and magic herbs#hacker has us seeing stars#🌸mod flower#treasure awaits!#yea I know we still haven’t made a post on our current Pokémon#it’s so much to type though :P especially for me! I have a full team now technically. counting Spookss who’s still in Juli’s name#he should be able to evolve soon though!#yknow what#I’ll update our pinned with the newer mons but wait for the info post on all of them when we’re able to#pokemon irl#real pokemon#rotomblr#// hey!!! iiiim back! still a biiit bruised but it’s not the only thing I can think about anymore#//so yay!#//I’m working on a drawing of the whole team and it’s taking longer than I expected it to#// hence putting off the full post about the new team members lol
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The urge to give Elliot a Hunger Games verse, versus knowing that he would be killed by Snow in 5 minutes :/
#this paranoid old man won't let a hacker live in Panem lmfao#but elliot would be from district 3 <3#ooc#elliot (i don't even know what's real anymore)
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managing to finish splatoon 1 exactly where I left it (A- rank 💪💪💪) on my best winning streak yet
checking my daily log I was able to find the first time I ever played splatoon

the last time (before this year)

and my total playtime

#shout out the one hacker I encountered and the 3 or so people who partied with me#espeon cries#it feels a little silly getting this emotional#after splatoon 2 came out I genuinely didn't touch it until now. and of course 2 and 3 are right there#but this silly little game was the light of my fucking life and one of my first Real hyperfixations#it's been nice knowing it was there yk? but this really is it#splatoon 1 I love you and I always will#thank you for being the reason 2015 wasn't the worst year of my life lmaoooo#oh god how are randos finding this. we're all in the trenches now huh
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#I'm not RBing him b/c I'm about to embarrassing ANYWAY. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHAT THE SCALLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I didn't know he had a tumblr too I mean I did but not a side one for the character too LMAO#okay but can I be honest for a second b/c I was thinking like. wouldn't it be funny to HC arin as the hacker behind him. and like. I know#He's to nice for that I know completely out of character but it would be funny#but anyway. then as besties? true and real even. CONFIRMED in fact. this is so freaking sweet.
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So I may or may not have spent a good chunk of my day trying to learn how to look into onis code and while I may not have yet succeeded I will likely keep fucking around with shit tomorrow and if I manage to succeed it'll spell great doom for my sanity as oni becomes the interest I've officially poured the most effort into analyzing
#rat rambles#oni posting#for now I must sleep but hopefully tomorrow Ill figure out how to decompile files#the real question is going to be if Ill be able to do this on my shitty ass laptop or if Ill need to figure smth else out#I just want to be able to view stuff so ideally it won't make my laptop chug too bad but rly Im more worried abt space#I might have to try to do some cleanup and delete some shit maybe Ill go scan through the shit that came pre installed#and hey maybe if I can get this to work I can go mega hacker mode and tweak some stuff for funsies#probably wont since I don't wanna break my game and I dont trust myself but yknow#itd probably help if I actually retained any information from the Two programing classes I took when I was younger but alas#one of them was even specifically a video game programming class and lemme tell you I remember absolutely nothing#also from what little I was able to view without fancy applications I have no new info but I can finally fully put jean in the we 100% know#their last name zone cause while we definitely already 100% did Technically we only got jea- for first name confirmation#but theyre referred to as jean in a note in a bio bot story traits file ty whoever added the notes there#god I hope theres other notes in the files I want to read those so bad#btw this was all spurred by that one nails log that disappeared cause I have found a file that looks like it but I cant fully view it#and I desperately need to view it I need to view it#also if I can look in the code then in theory itll make copying down all the lore logs easier#also the datamining thread of the forums hasnt been particularly active so who knows maybe I can become a proper dataminer#(<- will not do that probably unless it turns out to be easier than I thought)#but admittedly I am interested in hunting for potential future update content even if I probably won't hunt too hard for it#again Im mostly just hunting for lore#hey maybe if Im lucky Ill find some genuinely new and usable information in that department#maybe the secrets of b363 and dr. holland lie in the files ooooo (they probably dont)#man it'd be nice if I had a proper pc itd make my life so much easier and my desk feel less enpty lol#in a world where I get to play videogames at a higher framerate than 10fps#I mean we do have some older computers laying around the house although theyre probably also crusty pieces of shit#idk maybe I can see if I can salvage one itd be nice to have a proper computer to fuck about with#Im sure my mom wouldn't mind as long as its one that hasnt been touched in years#which tbf I dont know how many options thatd leave me but we at least have one computer that could theoretically be usable#albiet its definitely packed with viruses from me and my siblings being dumb kids
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Anyway, I do know of the leaks, but won’t be looking into or talking about them much. For a few reasons:
Fuck scammers.
None of the info really matters? Scrapped content, spitballed ideas, concepts that may or may not have been ran with. None of it matters when discussing the franchise.
They apparently doxxed a bunch of REAL ASS PEOPLE and honestly I kinda hope Nintendo’s lawyers go for blood. That’s just trash and I don’t want to support that.
Yeah a bunch of beta and unused designs sounds cool but I dunno. Feels wrong to me.
(Also I want to make it VERY clear I’m not shaming anyone. I’m not mad at people who looked up beta designs or whatever. Just personal take.)
#I think the thing that makes me most angry is folks worrying if they’ll leak spoilers#And the hackers apparently going “no! It’s fine!”#Because they know fandoms care more about spoilers than real people#*screams*
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looking at pics of me with long hair is sooooo strange now
#lots of love for girlmax in my heart but man. weird#so obviously repressed it’s a little insane. open your eyes boy#‘girlmax’ is. a joke btw. hi hacker gang#but like i didn’t even really take care of my hair correctly it always looked a little odd 😭#very glad with where it’s at now but like#idk. i don’t know why it’s so hard to look at old pictures of me#well i do but#looks away sheepishly#i feel like a completely different person than i was (counts on my fingers) 3? 4 years ago?#i’ve been looking at a lot of old pictures and messages from like middle school/early hs and it’s so#idk#cringe embarrassing etc but also like. weirdly miserable#which is like an obvious trademark of Being Thirteen but it’s so odd because i had no idea where it was coming from#idek if miserable is the word. melancholy?#oh. like the movie#that just hit me like a train actually#DONT watch i saw the tv glow. don’t do it .#/pos i guess#anyway#i’m glad to be who i am today i guess. is what i mean#even if i’m not all the way there i’m definitely closer to being someone i’d actually like to be#weirdly enough i think a lot of it was from living largely on my own for the past few years#not like Real Life Responsibility (trust my father still sponsors my existence. love him) but just like#i dunno#not being terrified of having every aspect of my life and expression picked apart in my own home. or something#i miss my sisters i guess i miss my mom but i do think i needed that sort of. cocoon state for a bit#idk. i think i died for a while & im glad for it#i sideeye That Movie again.#anyways. being trans is nuts#something something finn adventure time ‘im me again’ line something. whatever
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