Kara loves to go camping, but hasn’t quite grasped the fine details. Lena, smitten as she is, agrees to go with her. Hijinks, feelings, and bears ensue.
Rating: Explicit
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Length: 1:27:41
A podfic of lena luthor vs. the outdoors by @jazzfordshire, with cover art by @shakespearestolemyurl
I love HRT and transition possibilities in fantasy settings so much but I feel like there should be some harmless but funny side effects. Especially if the wizards of said fantasy setting are still figuring it out. I mean is it really wizardry if no weird shit happens in the name of research?
Like a potion that gives you the voice you want, but also turns your tongue black for a while each time you take it.
Tits-be-gone spell that has a 2.7% chance of transferring them to the caster.
Bottom surgery spell that has to be done inside a cave because it turns all wood nearby sentient and very vocal. The list goes on
Ahh yes Oregon, our local gay beaver boy whale exploder. I wasn’t sure what color to make his hair so 🤔 I just slapped this one on and called it a day. Someone gotta hide his packs tbh. Anyways I thought this design went hard, who want him 👻 he probably wears contacts because beaver eyesight is terrible both at day and night and are nearsighted, just a thought
This is my very accurate rendition of the 1964 Alaska Good Friday Earthquake, because although devastating I do think it’s a little silly Washington was completely fine meanwhile Alaska Oregon and Cali all went thru it 😌
surely not. are you implying that during date plan natsume was struggling with coming up with an idea and not only went to tsumugi, a completely irrelevant third-party with probably ZERO dating experience for advice, but then used tsumugis OWN IDEAL FIRST DATE as a base to work off of rather than, oh, i dont know, GOING WITH YOUR IDEAL DATE????? WHY ARE U BASING UR DATE PLAN ON TSUMUGIS IDEAL DATE AND NOT UR OWN ARE U STUPID. ARE U GAY. my eyes must be deceiving me bc aint no way
the thing about taking advice from anyone on tiktok or instagram including catholic and christian type influencers, parenting advice, relationship advice, etc, or internalizing any stories of horrible relationships and betrayal people tell on those platforms, or reading about all the ways interpersonal relationships can end horribly and be cycled through extremely quickly on those platforms is that you are necessarily then consuming the thoughts and experiences of someone who is willing to put their face and name on a public social media platform to talk at you. and like 1% of those people have a good reason for doing so and the other 99% are completely unhinged. so everything you’re consuming has first gone through the filter of "is this person weird and insane enough to make Instagram reels of themselves crying?" and if the answer is yes maybe their advice doesn’t apply to your life because you’re a normal person who would not do that.
The biggest recommendation I can give on writing dialogue that sounds in character for the character to say is, not to read the quests they are in, but to listen to the English dub whenever you get the chance. This may seem difficult especially if you are used to playing it in another language, but listening is key to getting the vibe of a character down. What you pay attention to is, not what they say, but the cadence in which they say it. Pay attention to the emotion in their voice, the speed at which they say things, the volume, etc. Once you get this down, it becomes easier to get an idea of what “sounds” right and what doesn’t. Cadence is an especially powerful thing. By training your ears to a character’s cadence, you can get a better idea of which words they would prefer to use, the lengths of their sentences, and things of the sort.
For example, reader asks Zhongli to dinner and he accepts. How would he respond? “Hmm, I’m not busy this evening, so I accept. Thank you for the invitation.” But that doesn’t sound right, does it? Is Zhongli the type of person that uses many contractions? I don’t think so, so let’s fix it. “Hmm, I am not busy this evening, so I accept. Thank you for the invitation.” But would he say “I accept?” Perhaps, but it still doesn’t sound right. How has he accepted proposals in the past? A bit of research shows he has said “sure.” How can I mix that in? “Hmm, I’m not busy this evening, so sure. Thank you for the invitation.” But hmm… the second sentence doesn’t sound right. What else could he say instead? “Hmm, I’m not busy this evening, so sure. It would be my pleasure.” That sounds a lot better.
Some people may ask why you can’t do these things while listening to another language. Personally, I don’t believe you can. If you are not fluent in those other languages, your ears are not properly trained enough to understand the nuance of the ways they speak. The correct emotion and tone will come through, yes, but you still won’t be able to intuitively know what sounds right and what does not. You only will get this sense by listening to it in the language you choose to write in.
The only downside to this is that your writing will become based upon the English translation of the game. As many people know, the portrayal of characters in English often does not completely match the portrayals in Chinese. This is especially so for characters like Zhongli, Xiao, and Kaeya. A lot is lost in the translation and dubbing process. Characters do not vibe the same. Thus, your portrayals will be more true to English, but not how it technically is “supposed” to be. Personally, I don’t necessarily believe this is a bad thing. However, it is something that can bother people. The only way I can imagine getting around it is by playing the game with the Chinese dub and by following accounts that speak Chinese and can give insight on the literal translations and what they mean and imply.
i DID IT, i finally FINISHED one of ten or so attempts at bad buddy fanfiction!! 🎸 With every guitar string scar on my hand 🎸, 1527 words, extreme domestic patpran fluff warning!!
Name: Tsuna Wasaishi (Refia bihn Deryaoglu).
Nicknames: None for short. 'Darling' and 'princess' used in varying levels of sarcasm.
Age: 32 at the start of ARR. 35-something in 6.x.
Nameday: 10th Sun of the 3rd Umbral Moon (6/9).
Race: Au Ra. Mixed Hingan and Hannish Raen.
Gender: Female.
Orientation: Bimaybe.
Profession: Former geiko, warrior of light, and white mage.
— P H Y S I C A L A S P E C T S
Hair: Black.
Eyes: Heterochromia (blue/green).
Skin: Fair.
Tattoos/scars: No tattoos, no major scars (yet).
— F A M I L Y
Parents: Suzume Sui Wasaishi (deceased), and Kartal bin Deryaoglu.
Siblings: Mihrimah bihn Deryaoglu (half-sister).
Grandparents: Undetermined
In-laws and Other: Ryne feels like family. Ameliance dotes on her like a mother.
Pets: Chuchu, her chocobo.
— S K I L L S
Abilities: DNC/WHM. DRK but never utilized. Possible RDM.
Hobbies: Reading, scrapbooking, textile work (embroidery).
— T R A I T S
Most Positive Traits: Compassionate, altruistic, hard-working.
Most Negative Traits: Impulsive, quick to anger, melancholic.
— L I K E S
Colours: Rolanberry red, pure white, currant purple, Nophica green.
Smells: Sandalwood, Brightlily, Walnut oil, fogweed.
Textures: Dupioni silk, rushing water, mossy ground.
Drinks: green tea, nigorizake, hot chai.
— O T H E R D E T A I L S
Smokes: Yes.
Drinks: Yes.
Drugs: No.
Mount Issuance: Chuchu, her company chocobo via The Adders, is a red chocobo that got mixed in with the clutch at Bentbranch. She was too feral to sell, and too terrifying to put down, but took a liking to Tsuna in a classic horse-girl movie kind of tale.
Been Arrested: Almost. Fuck the Sekiseigumi.
Tagged by: @myreia !!!! Thank you so much!
Tagging: take it 🫴
i can’t remember if i ever actually made the Ravenous Ghost Bell analysis post, but i wish i had time to make it because i feel like it would be received well in this moment…