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illiana-mystery · 1 year

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Hello, Bishop.

#hello #let me kneel before you #but not to pray #didi chill lol #girl stop #relax bitch #lol #priest kink intensifies #go brrr #bishop manuel aringarosa #manuel aringarosa #the da vinci code #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina

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expulence · 3 months

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Repeat 3 times: "𝑰 𝑹𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒚𝒍𝒆!🧖‍♀️"

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yashley · 9 months

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imogen & fearne in c3e81

#critical role #ygifs #imogearne #imogen x fearne #cr3 #these bitches will be like I'm gonna massage your shoulders to relax you and I'm like stares at the camera #everytime fearne asks imogen if she’s okay the way her voice is so fragile like girl is not okay!! either or!!!#also like people being like imogen is TERRIBle for MINDREADING meanwhile fearne is like hi imogen you here????? get in here el oh vee ee ??#fearne expresses doubt and imogen says everybody is in love with you fearne and the camera is like stares at me #groon looking at fearne looking at imogen looking back at fearne you can take that right to the clown bank

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ppan-kyu · 1 year

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relax ☀️

#just two bros relaxing in the ocean #living their summer bitch life #dmc #devil may cry #vergil #dante #fanart #dmc fanart #devil may cry fanart

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dreaminofu · 8 months

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How it started How it’s going

We have same hotel room. Actually we’ve already had a NO WE DON’T! perfect date with Käärijä.

PART 2

(Sources: X, X, X, X)

#sorry to put you through this again but a sad clown’s gotta do what a sad clown’s gotta do #the last one is my fave bc how much more relaxed bojan is 🥺#käärijä #bojere #bojan cvjetićanin #sad bojere bitches support group

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girlforyou2 · 1 month

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what i’m smoking

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little-pondhead · 7 months

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Oops.

While learning to control his powers under the guidance of Clockwork, Danny accidentally curses his own bloodline with the Curse of Sentient Food several centuries in the past. Originally, a witch was supposed to curse his family. Oops. Well, the Fentons were always adapting, and technically, either way, he'd end up battling dino nuggets at three am in his underwear, no matter who the curse came from. So he shrugged and continued on.

Unfortunately, this also means that out of nowhere, the timeline shifted, and some of his very distant relatives are now battling their food into submission at every meal because Danny is ultimately way more powerful than some mortal witch from the 1600s. His version of the curse reached literally everyone he could ever be related to for the last few centuries. Even if they were adopted into the family!

So, returning to the present time after training, Danny is a little startled to see some news clips of people's dinners coming to life and beginning revolutions. Wow, John Fentonightingale really got around, didn't he? He felt a little uncomfortable that now all these random people had to deal with their share of Fenton luck, but from some of the interviews, everyone seemed to be handling it pretty well!

Especially his so-distant-they're-on-another-tree cousins, the Kents, who contacted his family directly, asking how best to prepare a zombie turkey. Their son was coming for Thanksgiving with his new wife and some coworkers, and they just refused to make the guests fight for their lives on a holiday!

They invited the Fentons to join them, of course.

#dpxdc #pondhead blurbs #sometimes i wonder where the fuck this stuff comes from #which snail is responsible for this #but if it wasn't clear danny curses his bloodline and fucks it up because of course he does #so literally every single relative he's ever had is now suffering directly from fenton luck and sentient food fights #ma and pa kent are the only ones who reach out for advice #how did they figure out the fentons were the source? like they'd tell you those are family secrets you nosey bitch #so now the fentons are invited to spend the holidays with their distant cousins in Kansas #and meet their adopted son clark! who was just married! :D #side note the timeline changed right as the cake was cut at clark's reception so that was interesting #they had to pay for so much dry cleaning #clark's coworkers (fellow jl members) are a little worried about the sentient food but so far it's not really a big issue?#they can definitely take time off for the holidays to relax!#and they totally won't get dragged on any interdimensional adventures with a dead teenage godling as their guide!#feel free to continue #idk how many kids bruce has when clark marries lois but feel free to just throw some in #like JL members and their kids #just toss them in and watch the kids go feral #fighting your food is enrichment <3

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amourtoken · 2 months

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Yes I want new BO content but I also want Noah to REST like HE SAID he was GOING TO

#Sit your ass down and fucking enjoy relaxing bitch!!!#Get some head or something!!!#Nowah

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illiana-mystery · 2 years

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So many emotions in this one scene...and I love all of them.

#the third and last gif got me acting up #he's so sexy #my god #i hate him so much #but i also love him so much #man the things i would let him do to me #relax bitch #didi chill lol #girl stop #sexy ass mf #denis brabant #scorpion spring #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina

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captainuranium543 · 15 days

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Bro wants to be Mira SO bad

#fairy tail #gray fullbuster #mirajane strauss #this is a joke im mot a gray hater #this fight was kind of hilarious though #gray relax you got him #“im hurting my friends” bitch you didnt have to😭#freed justine

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emoji24 · 7 months

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i love rebecca but she had no business beefing wit an 11 year old THAT hard

#LIKE RELAX #everytime i replay and she yells at clem im Like this bitch has no idea the lengths im about to go for her son....#txt #twdg

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callmeurrbunny · 2 months

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my aura is cherry blossom pink

symbolising youth

beauty and vitality but

with melancholic

undertones hinting at

complexity and concealed sadness

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sidloomis · 5 months

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“hold on he looks hot here”

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #dumb bitch #I need to relax #me to my fiancé

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odessastone · 11 months

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budgeting in the Symweaver household actually balances out perfectly because Satya is a meticulous shopper that follows strict lists and waits for sales and compares prices, and all the money she saves then goes to Niran's "the girls deserve a little treat" fund, where he buys them stuff like massages and salon days and a carton of vegan ice cream (2 spoons) 🍨

#overwatch #symmetra #lifeweaver #symweaver #picturing them going for a spa day and just having such a nice time together 😌#Satya loves getting her hair shampooed & scalp massaged bc it feels nice and it helps her relax #only thing is tht when Satya & Niran both go for that the spa workers have to clear their schedules for the day bc these bitches have HAIR #also thinking abt them getting matching nail polish when they get their nails done #when they step out of the place they are literally sparkling like cartoon characters lol #most gorgeous couple you've ever seen

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dinoserious · 2 years

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squad. and some gully expressions

#under the eyes #taz moment #cleary ute #gully ute #sketch #silly gaggle of gay invertebrate teenagers #copypaste from twitter where i was talking gully expressions:#shes got a touch of resting bitch face #but her relaxed neutral look has a more loose hold to the trunk. sad has her trunk curling in on itself w her eye stalks held more loosely #and happy has a raised trunk that brings her mouth more in line w her head #also trying to have the curve of her “chin” replicate her actual mouth a bit #as it is where the mouth would be if there was no trunk and i think it helps convey the mood #also she doesnt talk from the trunk mouth and he voice just kinda. emanates from her gill slits?#dont question it. but she does do open mouth emoting sometimes (and she eats w it lol)

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karmaismyfriend · 6 months

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Karma never misses 💜

☯️💟☮️

#positivity #positive thinking #be your best self #be your best you #beautiful women #bepositive #beyoualways #empoweredwomen #strong women #manifestation #karma is a relaxing thought #the karma they deserved.#karma's a bitch #karmic debt #karmic lessons #manipulative #clout chasing #liars

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