#richy-the-astrologer

[richy-the-astrologer]

¡Hola! Llevo un tiempo sin publicar porque me quedé sin pc y me resulta incómodo hacer los post desde el móvil.

Pero si quieren hacer alguna pregunta, una duda, de mientras hasta que consiga el pc. Adelante. Estaré por aquí. :)

[derryallergy]

i think the universe had beef with stephen king for never allowing richie tozier and eddie kaspbrak to get married and have children so then when i was born the universe said surprise i'm gonna mash them together and make them a kid anyway and it's gonna be YOU

[iamthecursed]

the love of my life

[jonathanrook]

does anyone know any good resources for looking up crystal associations/properties that isn't also trying to sell me something

[tayfabe75]

"The mask that Taylor is wearing resembles a little bit the symbol of Aries, which is Matty Healy's star sign."

YouTuber Ana Richie explains the possible Aries symbology in the Karma music video, and its possible relation to Matty Healy. (source)

[vivianbernadetteaurora]

Sun style make up

Right and fresh faith I’d say a lot of it is about having clear skin or skin. That’s very noticeable as being in good quality and well., a healthy tan a healthy glow just look, that is why I showed people like

Nicole Ritchie, Adrianne Bailon , and the young Nicole Richie, of the older Brittany Murphy, when they’re both skinny, skinny but that bright face look and blonde, or not all sparkly healthy and full of life.

play something about that bright eyes that lion like, very natural at the same 🕰️ having a healthy glow healthy hair lighter hair, bright colours as it go colours that are going on at the time of year, I have put Gigi Hadid in an orange colour with Alana as well, also bright colours and white with this, with a bit of green eyeshadow depending on your colouring with it, where the moon was monitoring silver, white and black, glitter. Smoky eyes it’s almost like the opposite because it’s night and day.✨, somebody said before,Gigi Hadid is the sun, and Bella Hadid is the moon, completely different colouring I would do a place about it afterwards, I loved doing stuff like this and I love doing, and colours and music.



[ratsarecute4]

Some Hatchetfield Headcanons

Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school

Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda

Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie

Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency

There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)

Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece

The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol

Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes

The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club

Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes

Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes

Steph had a creepypasta phase

No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him

The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding

Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass

Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them

Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again

Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity

Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed

Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase

Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill

Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job

I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology

Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"

Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected

[melefim]

Swearing in Dead Boy Detectives: The Cat King

Overview:

14 curses total, 6 different words said in 3 episodes.

Episode 2:

Episode 4:

Episode 6: 1 Fuck, 1 Shit, 1 God

Episode 7: 4 Fuck, 1 Bitch, 3 God, 1 Pussy

Episode 8: 1 Fuck, 1 Dick

Curses Per Episode:

Episode 2: 0

Episode 4: 0

Episode 6: 3

Episode 7: 9

Episode 8: 2

Uses Per Word:

The Cat King’s favorite curse word is Fuck, which he says 6 times! After that is God, which he says 4 times.

Fuck: 6

God: 4

Shit: 1

Bitch: 1

Pussy: 1

Dick: 1

Unique Words:

The Cat King and Crystal are the only characters to say Pussy.

The Cat King, Crystal, and Twitchy Richie are the only characters to say Dick.

Percent of Total:

The Cat King swears 14 times throughout the season, which is 4.3% of all cursing in the show.

Rankings:

Who Swears the Most: The Cat King is tied for 5th with Litty, with 14 curses each.

Curse Word Variety: He is tied for 4th with Esther for swearing variety, with each using 6 different words used throughout the show.

Individual Words: The Cat King is tied with Crystal for first for their unique word usages of Pussy, and with Crystal and Twitchy Richie for Dick, with just one use of each.

Lines:

Episode 6: Oh God, the handsome face, the little kiss, bullshit astrology.

Episode 6: Do you hear me? I will stop fucking playing nice!

Episode 7: Oh god, they say that I'm a pussy.

Episode 7: Why the fuck are you here?

Episode 7: Oh God.

Episode 7: God, I am such a romantic, I hate it.

Episode 7: I don't give a fuck, OK? End of audience.

Episode 7: That was my third life, you bitch. I only get nine. Would you fuck off? Fuck!

Episode 8: So was her wayward husband. A real swinging dick.

Episode 8: Fuck me. Did you even listen to my story?

Notes:

A ‘swinging dick’ is slang for a man who ‘who exhibits bravado or machismo’ or is ‘sexually very active’.

Updates:

Added in Twitchy Richie for unique usages of the word dick.

Updated Percent of Total Swearing chart.

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More Dead Boy Detectives Swearing Posts:

Masterlist

Swearing by Episode

Swearing by Character

Swearing by Word

All Swearing Posts

And if you like lists of things like I do, you can check out my other Dead Boy Detectives ones here!

When Charles’ Shirt Colors Change

George Rextrew’s Edwin comic inspo board

Full soundtrack with timestamps

Moves, Incidents, and Cases Masterlist

First pass at finding where the songs in the score are used- full post with timestamps in progress

[richy-the-astrologer]

Vaya, 100 publicaciones (supongo que propias) desde que cree en blog.

¡Agradezco a todos mis seguidores y nuevos seguidores! Así como sus likes, reblogs, interacción, comentarios, mensajes... ¡Eso me motiva a seguir compartiendo!

Tengo mucho material para dar, mucha filosofía que compartir, mucho conocimiento que adquirir. 🌌🌠

[papercranium]

THE BEAR CHARACTERS’ ZODIAC SIGNS🐻

steaming hot takes with my (limited) knowledge of astrology. but this has been simmering in my brain for many days and i simply must speak my truth...(part 1/?) idk lmk if you want more bc i have a few thoughts!

carmy is an aquarius!!!! i know this to be true deep in my heart!! the passion, the drive, the focus, the intellect, it's all there. he's driven by his desire to be good, and to keep getting better. carmy knows what he wants and although he sometimes struggles with emotional intimacy, he's actually a really good communicator. he doesn't do small talk, but as we've seen, he's open and willing to discuss difficult topics and be vulnerable with the people he's close to. he is a stubborn believer in the people he cares about, and strongly values teamwork and his desire to make the world around him better.

i think sydney is a gemini she is such a summer girl to meeee!! i loved s2e03 bc we really got to glimpse into her creative thought process. it's fast-paced and fluid and innovative and strongly influenced by her surroundings. she has really vivid goals and dives fully into them, as we see her do in building the beef, but underneath it all i think she definitely gets flustered and struggles with self-doubt--what if her passion isn't enough to make things work? sydney's a little impulsive/impatient at times, but recovers quickly because, like carmy, she's a really strong communicator (i could go ON about sydcarmy &their signs' compatibility....but that's maybe for another time lol).

richie is a sagittarius. he just is. he's brash and extroverted and really driven by a desire to find his purpose, whether it be in his relationships or in his work (s2e07 my beloved)!!! richie's an entertainer and a people person and he's not afraid to take up a lot of space. part of this comes from his closeness to mikey, but he's a great storyteller and wants for people to hear him. but when he's upset, esp when arguing with carmy, he's very blunt and isn't afraid to hit him where it hurts. i think some of the other characters find him a bit unpredictable, and likely it's bc he's trying to unpack a lot of difficult emotions while battling against his own pride.

natalie is a libra and i love her for it. i think one of the most prominent things about nat is that she's always seeking for balance, for security, for things to be stable and good and okay (with the bear, with carmy, with her mother) she is a people pleaser!!!!!! which is probably her greatest strength as well as her greatest weakness--she really wants carmy to be okay, but the work she puts in clearly takes a toll on her. natalie can turn up the charm if it helps her get the job done, as we see her do with cicero. she's critical and focused and has a good eye, which makes her a great project manager (where would carmy and syd be without her)

[jeeyuns]

get to know me even better 🥂

this is sooo so visually interesting and i loved learning more about my beloveds who tagged me: @forthewolves @daffi-990 @wikiangela

🎈

jellyfish - picked this as my aquatic creature to research in a random first-year seminar in freshman year of college and oh boy ARE THEY COOL OR WHAT. you'll learn more about what i learned about them in ch2 of my bethlehem fic 😉

The Before Trilogy (Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Before Midnight) - guys, this is my end all be all romance film trilogy. the chemistry between ethan hawke and julie delpy? the sometimes improvised dialogue? the sweeping emotions? them filming the two sequels exactly 9 years apart from each other???

autumn - best best season forreal. and i currently live in new england so get to reap the benefits every year as the leaves turn and the pumpkins are ready to be carved

(cut to save your dash)

Richie Jerimovich, The Bear - guys, Eddie Diaz owns my heart, but i will defend my boy richie with MY LIFE. you hear me? this secretly tswift loving idiot takes 2 seasons to grow on you to the point where you DON'T want to stab him in the ass but SHITTTT did he make me cry

vermillion into indigo - so i cheated and basically chose two, but the sweet spot between these two colors, and how they just look next to each other. uuunnnffffff. obSESSED

astrology - everyone in my real life knows that i will ask them their exact birth time and birth place to keep a listing of their astro charts and talk astro with them if they give me the green light. the above chart is one i did for our very own buck in my first fic and i stand by it. that boy is a cancer/sag/aquarius

the Oresteia, translated by the imitable Anne Carson - we're all obsessed with these three greek tragedies on tumblr dot com. you see quotes about orestes and euripides all the time. well, anne's translation is my favorite of them all. if you ever have the chance, please read her translation. it is life-changing (and also helps me weep more as i'm writing buddie)

Bug Like an Angel by Mitski - goddd i am so excited for her new album. this is the lead single off it it and i get teary-eyed each time the gospel choral kicks in. she's singing about religious themes, offering a rueful reflection of the narrator’s broken promises and mistakes while brushing on the topic of alcoholism and it just sticks with me on a broken loop for days

Vodka Martini, extra dirty - i am still a whiskey gal, but lately (maybe it's the old age i'm embracing) but a classic vodka martini with a couple extra olives on a stick and rinsed into the cocktail is my go to

tagging because i love my friends and want to see yours too or just to chat, no pressure: @shitouttabuck @alyxmastershipper @diazblunt @devirnis @lucydonato @barbiebuckley-han @transboybuckley @lesliesknopes @pirrusstuff @911onabc @disasterbuckdiaz @ice-sculptures @wildlife4life 💋

[mxmajor]

for my own fun

we only know 1, maybe two, birthdays in The Bear; Mikey's (11/15) and Maybe Syd's mom (3/9) if my math mathed well.

And I have been reading the wonderful gingerapplemartini's fic with the astrologer, Madame Stardust on A03

and as an enthusiast and student of astrology I decided to guess what I think the big 3's are for some characters with midheavens.

I am absolutely thinking about their house placements, north nodes and midheavens.

Carmy- Cancer sun, Leo rising, Capricorn moon, Taurus Midheaven

Mikey- Scorpio sun, Cap or Gem rising, Sagittarius moon (w/ interceptions) Scorpio or Aqua Midheaven

Nat- Pisces sun, Virgo rising, Capricorn moon, Gemini Midheaven

Syd- Gemini Sun, Cancer rising, Aries Moon, Aries Midheaven

Richie- Libra Sun, Sagittarius Rising, Leo Moon, Virgo Midheaven (the details!)

Marcus- Aqua Sun, Cancer rising, Taurus Moon (w/ interceptions), Pisces Midheaven

[hiddenpxpercuts]

Event Starter Call!!!

Finally finished it! No cap for right now, so pick who you want. Their jobs are listed and their status.

Alexander Lightwood 31 | Unaware | Shadowhunter ?? Evan Buckley 29 | Unaware | Fire Fighter ?? T. K Strand 28 | Aware | court physician ?? Richie Tozier 24 | Aware | Jester ?? Max Mayfield 23| Unaware | Unemployed ?? Harry Hook 23 |Aware | Chef ?? Marco Del Rossi 21 | Aware | Thespian ?? Max Baker 19 | Unaware | Thanks she’s a witch. ?? Matthew Murdock 35 | Unaware | attorney ?? Dean Winchester 38 | Unaware | Demon Hunter ?? Emily Fitch 19 | Aware | Tailor ?? Nick Nelson 18 | Unaware | Fisherman ?? Simon Spier 19 | Aware | Farmer ?? Katherine Pierce 1000+ | Unaware | Harlot ?? Maria Vasquez 25 | Unaware |Tailor ?? Chishiya Shuntaro 21| Unaware | Doctor ?? Lillian Deville 21 | Unaware | Gravedigger ?? Mercutio Alice 27 | Unaware | Candlemaker ?? Enid Sinclair 18 | Aware | Werewolf, Unemployed ?? Lily Tucker-Pritchett 19 | Unaware | Messenager ?? Derek Hale 25 | Unaware | Merchant ?? Jake Wheeler 19 | Unaware | Artist ?? Mickey Milkovich 27 | Unaware | blacksmith ?? Reggie Peters 20 | Unaware | bard ?? Ivan Carvalho 19 | Unaware | noble ?? Prince Henry 26 | Unaware | knight ?? Edwina Sharma 21 | Unaware | Married to a rich man ?? Zed Necrodopolis 19 | Unaware | Zombie, Theif ?? Olaf 21 | Unaware | Astrologer ?? Tenth Doctor Olf AF | Aware | Unemployed ?? Luca Pagro 21 | Unaware | Fisherman ?? Joel Miller 46 | Unaware | Theif ?? Gretchen Wieners 19 | Unaware | thespian ?? Sir Pentious 100+ | Unaware | assassin ?? Olivia Valdovinos 21 | Unaware | herbalist ?? Verosika Mayday 25 | Unaware | assassian/bard ?? Chris Argent 42 | Unaware | demon hunter ?? Carl Grimes 23 | Unaware | physician ?? Darcy Olsson 19 | Unaware | graverobber ?? Shaggy Rogers 25 | Unaware | mule driver ?? Wade Wilson 40 | Unaware | theif/graverobber ?? James McGuire 21 | Unaware | tax collector ?? Ron Stoppable 23 | Unaware | cobbler ?? Klaus Hargreeves 31 | Unaware | HARLOT ?? John B. Routledge 21 | Unaware | Fisherman ?? Armand 500+| Aware | Rich Vampire ?? Miles Hollingsworth III 21 | Unaware | Rich Idiot ?? Ryan Evans 20 | Unaware | thespian ?? T.J Kippen 19 | Unaware | miller ?? Billy Loomis 24 | Unaware | gravedigger/robber ?? Katherine Howard 21 | Aware | bard ?? Ella 22 | Unaware | dressmaker ?? Kai Parker 30 | Unaware | witch/vampire ?? David Rose 32 | Unaware | tavern owner ?? Finn the Human 20 | Unaware | knight ?? Fiyero Tiggular 26 | Unaware | rich ?? Paper 24 | Unaware | astrologer ?? Prionsias Cassidy 1000+ | Unaware | vampire, drug addict ??

[ferida-kahlo]

✨️ Michael Berzatto's Tarot Birth Cards & what they tell us about his life 🔮

So, we know from a fast shot of Mikey's funeral card in Season 1 that he was born on November 15th 1979.

[For the sake of this half-assed meta, let's suspend our disbelief and pretend the writers didn't mess up everyone's ages so his birthday probably doesn't mean anything]

Me being an astrology & tarot nerd, I had to know more. This website calculates your birth cards and gives you a great combined analysis of the result.

Mikey's birth cards are The Tower and The Chariot. Just by looking at them you get a lot of clues about their meaning, and they couldn't seem more different!

While The Tower represents a chaotic, scary and abrupt destruction of everything, The Chariot is the picture of control, symmetry and purpose, visible in the confident way the rider poses.

To me, this contrast perfectly reflects the contradictory aspects of Mikey's personality, and how difficult it was for his family and friends to reconcile these paradoxes, when they remember him. And, sadly, how he himself ultimately was unable to balance out the opposing forces inside him, pulling the strings of his life from one extreme to the other.

How could he be depressed if he was the life of the party? How could he be loving and protective if he stonewalled Carmy to such an extent he obliterated their relationship? Why did he start so many businesses he was passionate about but never followed through with them? How could he care so deeply if his posture in life was that of the class clown?

Now, I want to draw special attention to the astrological symbolism of these cards:

🪐 Mars rules The Tower and it describes someone who is "brilliant, flashing, in-the-moment; violent emotions and activity; male sexual potency; pride, war; full speed ahead".

♋️ Cancer rules The Chariot, describing traits of "self-sufficiency & protection; nurture & care; coolness & courage; focus & determination; initiates activity but steps sideways".

I mean... do I need to say anything else? I couldn't give a better description of Mikey if I tried.

Despite the differences in approach, both cards share similar themes: love, passion, control, balance. Mikey's drive to impulsively start shit but never finish it manifests in a life filled with crumbling structures, the most obvious one being the restaurant.

His charismatic personality is, at its best, genuine. It comes from a place of true empathy for others and a profound sense of intuition. He understands people, what they need, and when he cares about you, he cares deeply. That leads to people following him out of unwavering love and loyalty, sometimes to their own detriment. See Richie's arc, the way he jeopardized his own family, first to stay by Mikey's side through his disastrous financial decisions, and later to save the Berzatto's crumbling family structure after his death.

The most tragic aspect, I think, is that Mikey is aware of all this. Both Cancer and The Chariot symbolize intuition, emotional connection, and deep awareness. That is why he sacrifices his relationship with Carmy and never wavers in that decision. Because he would rather die than see his little brother tangled up in his mess. So he keeps him away. To keep him safe. He literally slaps himself out of the dream of happiness Carmy conjured up at the Christmas dinner, when he showed him his vision for The Bear.

The tragedy of Mikey's life is that, in the best version of events, The Chariot and The Tower symbolize a journey of enlightenment. It is The Chariot's unwavering need for control that causes the fall of the Ego in The Tower. Sudden destruction is painful and scary, but it is usually the only way to begin meaningful change when the former situation / frame of mind was unsalvageable.

Mikey's sense of self (and masculinity) is almost entirely tied to his ability to successfully manage the restaurant and provide for his family and friends (Chariot's Ego). When that fails, all he has left are his stories: the narrative structure he builds out of an idealised past is the only lasting barrier, protecting him and his loved ones against the reality of his failings (The Tower). When Lee destroys that at the Christmas dinner, he destroys whatever was left of Mikey's sense of self. He is left entirely vulnerable.

When you hit the proverbial rock bottom, it could be a changing point. But you can't build a house without cement, or a building plan, or help. And Mikey doesn't have any of those.

He doesn't have the material means to turn his life around and build something from scratch.

His belief in his own ability to make something of himself has been obliterated by a hardwired sense of self-hatred and outside judgment. He thinks he is beyond saving. So the only plans he conceives in his last years are destructive, instead of creative (eg.: trying to set fire to the restaurant to collect insurance money), or they are about shielding the ones he loves from his toxicity, as much as he can (eg.: saving the money for Carmy to find after he is gone).

And lastly, he doesn't have any help, despite all the love that surrounds him, because he went his whole life projecting himself to the world as The Chariot Rider - confident, cheerful and in complete control. When in reality, the cracks on the foundations of the Tower he built around himself were always there, held together only by his magnetism and other people's inability to look harder.

Because of this, Mikey's response is to double down on the chaos and misery. The Tower and The Chariot's worst qualities combined result in a deep melancholia, manifested in an aggressive and violent response to the loss of control. Instead of someone who resiliently withstands upheaval and rebuilds from the ruins with a new, improved plan, we are left with a defeated soul, jumping to attack and destroy as he stands on the ruins of his own life.

And that's why he throws the fork.

[yorozuyaxxangelsxxicons]

Gintama Sentence Starters: Funny Edition

Gintoki: "Blah blah blah... Put a lid on it. Are you in heat, or what?" "I mean, I get so cranky if I don't have sugar." "Was your sister raised by a gorilla or something!?" "Ow ow ow ow ow!! What did you do!? Is that my brain leaking out?" "I-it should be okay, you know... Wake Up TV's astrology segment said... I'd be lucky this weekend." "Whoever ate it, raise your hand now, and I'll only kill you three-fourths of the way." "Can't you say something like, 'Leave me, ____, you go on ahead'?" "How long are you going to go on and on and on like some stupid, gum chewing, Kyoto girl on her cell phone?" "SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, FREAK!" "So, what do we do now? Can we touch your ass or something?" "Clearly you're the one who needs help! You can't do jack shit!" "GIVE ME YOUR BALLS." "'Is this love?' My ass!" "It's all my fault. If only I hadn't gone to pachinko! I'll repay you by doubling it in pachinko!" "Believe in yourself! Believe in the dick of the owner you believe!" "You have an ultimate move, even though I don't? Isn't that unfair?" "T-Toei Animation's gonna kill us!" "What? I never said I was talking about you. You actually thought your family was rich? You actually call yourself Richie Rich?" "Mr. Kakashi from Class N had his Sharingan stolen after school yesterday." "Hey, bitch. I'm done with Kingdom, so get me all the volumes of Terra Formars within three minutes, or I'll have your head." "I'll curse your family for seven generations, damn you!" "It was far too large to be called a sword stuck in my ass."

Shinpachi: "Sheesh!! You hide a filthy soul behind those beautiful eyes!" "You two think that anything with a mustache is Mario, don't you!?" "Why are you pretending to break your bones!?"

Kagura: "Don't need a license to hit and run, yessir!" [text] Good morning. Your poop is very smooth today! "We're not toilet paper for you bastards to wipe your asses with!" "Behold me, the 30,014th shogun!"

Hijikata: "You wanna sleep permanently? Huh?" "Why leave the party, pal? It's a nice fight. Let's have some fun!" "What do you mean you missed!? Hey! Look at me!" "Okay. Don't come back." "Then how about a handshake? I'm a real Bentendo fan." "You Zega fans should be quiet and play your Creamcast, stupid. Keep waiting for your sequel to Shenmue, stupid." "I'm going to defeat Breeza!" "Hey, just give me some balls. You have some, right?" "Have you heard of a penile break?" "I'll lick the soles of your sandals or anything you ask me to!" "You can use the tepid kiddy bath over there. It's probably your style." "I don't remember allying with you, either. Crazy bitch." "You're not innocent, are you!?"

Okita: "He doesn't look hurt, but trust me he's suffering inside." "Just so you know, I was supposed to work really hard today, but I took the day off." "Isn't he stereotypical? He thinks he's Vegeta. He's planning on casually joining in." "Go buy me a Yakisoba pan, and JUMP, too. Of course, you pay for them." "I'm going to investigate whether the octopus balls actually have octopus meat in them." "I'll cut right to the chase. Could you let ____ fuck your robot girl over there?"

Other: "Look, you just keep your mouth shut." "Your heart isn't big enough to embrace their wonderful flaws, and that's why you aren't popular with the ladies!" "A leader must use any means possible to lead his organization to victory. As such, you'll play Uno with me! Because I'm good at Uno!" "____ made me pay 108 yen for a Yakulk the other day. Did they make you pay, too? It wouldn't be fair if I was the only one who had to pay." "Quit acting like you're a leader already, damn errand boy." "To remove this apparatus, either go to your nearest church or withdraw 3 million yen from an ATM and deposit it to my account." "If sorry was enough, seppuku wouldn't exist in the world." "In my country, '(insult)' is just how we end sentences. I wasn't implying anything, (insult)." "Is she a man or Orochimaru?" "Quit talking about my butthole like it's some parking stall!" "The hell are you doing in my house!?" "Why are you sneaking into my house in the middle of the night to make fried rice all dramatic-like!? And turn off the damn music! It's bothering the neighbors!" "You're the one... who bent me over."

Other (Multiple Lines): "Now we can't use the 'I wanna eat your cooking' line." "Oh, well. Skip a few steps and go with 'I wanna eat you' instead." "That's skipping too many steps! What kind of irresponsible advice is that!?" "I'll help you outta there. 'hee, hee, hoo' got that? Together now. 'hee, hee, hoo'." "I'm not a pregnant woman, you moron!" "This is ____, and this is ____. Understand? Let's write them down ten times each." "Oh, fuck you!"

[peter-pumpkin-spankoffski]

Some Pete HCs for this Blog

Autistic, OCD and Pretty severe anxiety

Has Chronic fatigue

Special intrests in Star Wars, Astrology and Class Literature

He's an age regressor! Usually voulintarily, but sometimes invoulintarily regresses too

He's been friends with Ruth and Richie since first grade