#riddler hcs

[hunterwritesstuff]

riddler hcs with a reader that teases him a lot? not in a mean way, just jokin around

Of course! Sorry for the dead silence btw!!

🔎 He knows it's all in good fun! Doesn't mean he ain't gonna be petty about it!

🔎 If you tease him, he's repeating it in his best mocking voice he can manage.

🔎 He means it in fun too, of course!

🔎 Be careful if you tease him while he's holding a book or something, btw

🔎 He may love you, but if it's been a long day, he just sorta. y'know.

🔎 Does this to you with the book.

🔎 He may be kind towards you, but he has his limits /j

🔎 He knows it's all in fun and indulges you most of the time lmao

Hope you enjoy!

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Sometimes, Bruce is just not in the mood for the whole theatrical performance. He’s not in the mood to follow the Riddler’s trail of hints, untangle the Penguin’s latest convoluted schemes, or deal with the Joker's chaos. Some nights, Bruce doesn’t want to play detective, strategist, or moral pillar. He just wants to punch harder and follow his instincts (because deep down, he always knows who's up to something without having to enquire)

For those nights, he has a special suit. It’s stripped of the drama; no cape, no gadgets, and not even the Bat symbol. It’s plain, durable, and brutally efficient. Because on those nights, he’s not Batman, he’s just a very skilled, very mad, very impatient guy. It’s Bruce’s equivalent of rolling up his sleeves and saying, “Enough.” When he shows up in it, absolutely everyone knows it’s time to shut up and brace for impact.

[oxygen-stealer]

Morning kisses for scriddler prompts!

YAAAAYYYY I LOVE DOMESTIC SCRIDDLER YIPPEEEEE

Featuring Jon in the most Normal sleeping position ever

[dysmorgahtzed]

closer - bleed the dream

[finniestoncrane]

i've been thinking A LOT about the weird things that the riddlers would collect, because i know they all have at least three heaping collections, so here's my thoughts

arkham: vintage pornography of plus sized women

telltale: typeface stamps and letterpress drawers

gotham: buttons in one very specific shade of green

zero year: tijuana bibles preferably limited printings

dano: bottle caps from everything EXCEPT alcohol

unburied: cardboard bookmarks but only free ones

btaa: useless and tacky souvenir pencils

btas: museum pencil sharpeners

twojar: bootleg baseball cards NOT legitimate ones

young justice: vintage mcdonalds merchandise and happy meals toys

[picas-art]

Lost & Found (Riddler/Scarecrow) -  Page 23 First page | Previous page View on Webtoon

To quote my other half when he saw the sketch of this page:

"Omg it's finally happening!"

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[perplexedjokist]

a majority of the of the rogues can bake or cook, for many reasons.

harvey briefly was in therapy and baking was a coping mechanism that he didn't have to think about, when he was a child his mother taught him how to "autopilot on recipes" and because of that he can process lists faster than literature.

oswald had cooking classes, alongside music, painting and all, it was all for status of course, he is a cobblepot.

edward however never learned to cook or bake from someone, he taught himself out of spite when he while he was neglected as a child, and he's decently good at it.

that being said, scarecrow, harley and joker aren't allowed in the kitchen.

harley because her measuring by sight is horrid, she burned cookies once and they also turned out to be basically oil and flour. joker is obvious.

scarecrow however survived on instant rice and random things around the kitchen that were probably spoiled as a child, he is now well fed however, not by his own choice.

[honest-moth-of-silver-grove]

Batman Rogues & Defending Trans/NB Reader from a Transphobe

Characters: Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Catwoman, Scarecrow, Riddler, Mad Hatter 

Word Count: Approx. 550

TW: Implied that Reader was misgendered/ridiculed for their gender presentation & now the rogues are gonna get revenge for it.

A/N: These are super short but the sentiment is the point. They may be bad guys but even bad guys will use your preferred pronoun. (Don’t tell me they’re all OOC, I literally do not care. It’s my page and I’ll write what I want!) 

Poison Ivy: 

Does not hesitate to kill/poison ppl with her plants on a regular day, so you can bet she’s more than happy to do it to any pos harassing you. 

Calls them an ignorant parasite before coiling them up in her vines. 

Shrugs her shoulders while flipping her gorgeous red hair and tells you not to worry.

“Bigots are more useful as fertilizer, anyway.” 

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Harley Quinn: 

She whacks ‘em with her giant hammer until they apologize. (Sometimes they pass out first, but that’s not her fault.)

If she doesn’t have her hammer, she sets her Hyenas on ‘em. She loves it when her laughter combined with her hyenas' laughs slowly drown out those of your tormentors. 

“Aw, what’s the matter? Fellas don’t feel like laughing no more? Well that’s too bad, ‘cuz, I’ve got one hell of a punchline for ya!”

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Catwoman: 

She sneaks into their home later and steals their prized possession. 

Gets extremely petty and personal with it. Half the time it’s not even an item of financial gain, just a personal one. 

There’s a box in your apartment filled with random devices, stuffed animals, and photo albums. (One time she even stole a guy’s cat.) 

“What? It’s not my fault the cat likes me better. They’re great judges of character after all.”

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Scarecrow: 

Oh, he uses his fear gas on them 100%. 

But he may not do it right in the moment. He prefers to have his goons grab them later and bring the asshole back to his lab so the both of you can have some fun. 

He enjoys watching them sob and cower, and he orders them to apologize to you. Hearing their fearful whimpers as you stand tall in their presence makes him love you all the more. 

“Fret not, my dear. Soon enough, they will be sniveling glories in your name. I will make sure of it.”

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Riddler: 

He’s not one for immediate physical confrontation but before those fuckers know it, he’s hacked their phone/car/computer- any device they own. 

He’s incredibly intelligent, patient, and vindictive, so he likes to play the long game in fucking them over. 

It all culminates in sending them on some wild goose chase. He forces them to don a black and white prisoner costume as they navigate his riddles, all the while letting them think they have an actual chance at winning, but of course, that’s never the case. He likes taunting them over speaker right before he finishes them off: 

“What’s black, white, and red all over? Think quick…You!” *queue bomb collars* 

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Mad Hatter: 

He doesn’t get why people can’t just let other people live! Ugh! He hates it when assholes shit on his parade, and he will not stand for them doing it to his partner. 

He uses mind control to humiliate them, and torture them- convince them that they’re living with body and gender dysmorphia themselves- so they can see how they like it. 

He releases them after a while, enjoying the effect the fallout will have on their social life and mental status. (It’s a little fucked up to fight transphobia with more, just different transphobia, but the guy’s got a few marbles loose so…)

“I’ll make them pay. They can’t belittle our Wonderland and get away with it!”

A/N: Are they short? Yes. Did I proofread? No. Do I care? Also no. The bottom line is that hate will have no home here on my blog.

[jonkleringjerster]

beautiful princess disorder gay couple that i hate

[chronicwhorebatman]

appearance wise my opinions on the rogues are this:

- poison ivy should have green skin or so help me god

- joker’s skin should be white, no makeup, just white, same with his hair. he should be wearing bright red lipstick but it should be applied WELL this man should look CUNTY

- riddler needs to look as diseased and pathetic as possible

- scarecrow should look generally pointy. not necessarily thin i just think his whole face shape should be V

- i’m a short hair catwoman believer

- i’m not overly bothered by the other ones (unless i see a terrible take in which case suddenly i’ll have opinions)

[blakeswritingimagines]

Your relationship trope

Joker: 

Enemies/Lovers on sight.

God X Follower

Gremlin X Sunshine.

Rowdy delinquent X Sweet dork.

Harley Quinn: 

Chaotic badass X Sweet badass.

Quiet listener X Lord always talking.

Aggressively supportive.

Ultimate mom friend X Feral gremlin.

Catwoman: 

Each other's impulse control.

Loves talking X Loves listening

Crazy moron X Intelligent moronsexual.

Parents without kids.

Riddler: 

Tall angry bastard X Short actual sunshine.

Partner in crimes that are polar opposites.

Dumbass X That's my dumbass.

Dense X Dense.

Penguin: 

Angry and protective X Soft and concerned.

Asshole X Tired of it

Please stop X Too much energy.

Chaotic with a soft spot X Normal but Chaos enabler.

Scarecrow: 

Sweet baby X Litteral demon.

Overthinker X Touchy drama queen.

Grumpy X Sunshine.

They probably hate me X In love just terrible at showing it.

Deathstroke: 

Stoic and serious X Chill.

Feral dumbass X Voice of reason.

Ray of sunshine X Touch them and die.

Evil X Reason they haven't destroyed the world yet.

Bane: 

Low maintenance X High energy.

Big evil bastard X Smitten idiot.

Tall X Small.

Pessimist X Optimist.

Mr. Freeze: 

Morticia and Gomez.

Pure-heated bean X Cynical goblin.

Super hyper and loud X Loves them anyway.

Has a crush X Doesn't notice.

Two-Face: 

Edgy baby X Soft bastard.

Idiot X Loves their Idiots.

Flirty X Flustered.

Quiet X Bubbly.

Poison Ivy: 

Mutual pining idiots.

Confident flirt X Expert at not taking the hint.

Sun X Moon.

Cinnabun X Hot-head.

Killer Croc: 

Monster X Monster fucker

Cinnamon roll X Guard dog.

Hand warm X Hand cold.

Cluess as fuck X Bad at expressing emotions.

[dr-pamela-isley]

Psa for all of the other “rouges,” any of Batman’s far too many kids, other random vigilantes hiding around here, or any other gothamites:

Stop asking me to grow you weed. The answer is no, especially to the children.

[finniestoncrane]

🌹🛏️❤️ for Arkhamverse Riddler pls?

🌹 romantic sex headcanon

it might not be romantic to anyone else, but you can always guarantee that you're going to get your hole when he finishes a project or successfully follows through on one of his plans. how romantic, that the first thing he thinks of when he achieves his goals is that he wants to celebrate by having you

🛏️ soft sex headcanon

eddie sometime particularly enjoys sex in a chair, because he can hold you as close to him as physically possible and hug you while you ride him. there's ample opportunity for him to caress and kiss and stare and appreciate and worship while you work to a slow, gentle pace

❤️ making love headcanon

when he's inside of you, his arms around you, watching you rock back and forth on him, it's the only time he actually smiles, not just sneering or smirking or giving that villainous dweeby grin. a genuine actual warm smile

send me a nsfw headcanon prompt

[c0wchickenbeefp0rk]

While I do also subscribe to the riddler being autistic hc wise, I kinda hate how some people act like that's why he's like this.

Like no, his npd and ocd are very important to his character. He's literally explicitly written to be those two disorders in most versions of himself. To view his obsession with riddles as only a special interest downplays his anxiety and it's egoistical nature. It's important that he feels great anxiety about not being the smartest and has to prove that with his riddles! It's important that he convinces himself he's better than other people while hating himself deep down! It's important he has a very badly managed superiority complex which motivates his criminal behavior! His mental problems are not just bad social skills and just a great fixation on riddles!!!

Idk, I just feel like it's assigning a more easily digestible disorder onto him to view him and his problems. I know autism is heavily stigmatized by our society but it feels like some people have that disorder normalized to them and haven't unpacked bigotry surrounding other mental disorders. It's like some people just go by stereotypes for all of these disorders instead of looking into them when discussing it in regards to these characters which kills me. I've seen people genuinely think Edward isn't a narcissist because he's insecure when that's literally what npd is.

This post isn't me trying to discourage other mental illness hcs for Edward, but for me to say that I wish people looked more into the disorders he's canonically supposed to protray and think about it more. Idk I can't word this right but I had to get it off my chest.

[malfiora]

Gotham hc: nobody takes the Saw franchise seriously because their villains have come up with way worse traps and their vigilantes can solve them for breakfast.

Point of fact, each time a Saw film drops, Riddler rigs up an escape room that's twice as hard and challenges James Wan to beat it. He declines every year.

[couldtransitionsaveher]

TONY ZARET RIDDLER

JUSTIFICATION:

"the riddler" - Anonymous

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