#ring wyrm

[harkthorn]

Archive post! Page 876.

A sketch of Tiamat from Final Fantasy 12. I love the worldbuilding in that game, and the creature designs, especially the wyrms and various dino-based creatures. An artbook full of concept art, models, etc for those would have been an instant get

[jagalart]

Happy Elden Ring day, everyone! Here's the final version of my sticker set 🔥 I was gonna have (most of) today off so I could just chill and enjoy the DLC, but something corrupted my game files, forcing me to redownload the whole thing for the next 6 hours X D so I worked instead. I've been playing it for a few hours though and I absolutely love it.

[reyrapidsbutgayer]

Ranking All Elden Ring Bosses by Fuckability

It was only a matter of time until I made a post like this.

In this hypothetical all of the bosses can be reasonably communicated with and are not actively trying to kill you.

Repeat bosses not included, duo bosses counted seperate.

It should also be assumed that all of these bosses have access to their magic/items/resources to benefit them in bed.

Explanation of Grading system:

Ineligible: (Cannot give consent)

These characters are not sentient enough to communicate consent, or are physically incapable of sex.

Unfuckable: (Can give consent, but does not DESERVE sex)

Character sucks so badly that they do not deserve to experience pleasure in any shape or form.

Uninterested: (Can give consent, does not WANT sex)

These character are fully capable of sex but would never participate in sex due to lack of interest or overabundance of moral convictions.

Not worth it: (Can give consent, is terrible in bed)

I mean, you COULD have sex with these characters but why would you?

Acceptable: (Can give consent, would be fine in bed)

These characters are average in bed, nothing crazy or noticeable. Some might end up in this category because they ARE good at sex, but the entire process would be inconvenient or uncomfortable to initiate.

Good Time: (Can give consent, would be great in bed)

These characters are good at sex, give or take a few points depending on their mood or situation.

Knock your socks off: (Can give consent, would be amazing in bed)

These characters excel in giving pleasure and would be well worth the time and effort involved.

Sex God: (Can give consent, would be the best in bed)

These characters would be so good at sex that all other factors are irrelevant. They are serving and we are here for it.

Evil Sex God: (Can give consent, is a terrible person but you’d make an exception.)

These are characters that should fall lower in the rankings, but their sexual prowess supersedes their inherent awfulness to a noteworthy degree.

Full list below the read more. Obviously it's not going to be sfw.

Ineligible: (Cannot give consent)

Dragonkin Soldier:

Mindless beast

Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

Weird rock alien, doesn't/can't understand.

Fia's Champions:

Ghosts, simps.

Regal Ancestor Spirit

Animal

Erdtree Avatar

A plant

Great Wyrm Theodorix

Mindless beast.

Ulcerated Tree Spirit

A plant, no junk

Tibia Mariner:

Skeleton

Red Wolf of the Champion:

Animal.

Full-Grown Fallingstar Beast

Weird rock alien, doesn't/can't understand.

Abductor Virgin

First off, just some snakes in a robot. Second, virgin.

Erdtree Burial Watchdog

Stone gargoyle

Crystalians

Non-organic

Mad Pumpkin Heads

Unable to consent due to madness.

Cemetery Shade

Unable to consent due to mind controlling parasite.

Spirit-Caller Snail

Animal

Runebear

Animal

Miranda the Blighted Bloom

A plant

Guardian Golem

Stone gargoyle

Starscourge Radahn:

Unable to consent due to madness

Unfuckable: (Can give consent, but does not DESERVE sex)

Elden Beast:

Too catholic.

Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-Knowing:

Dick game weak - unironically posts joker memes.

Omenkiller:

Basically a cop.

Necromancer Garris:

Killed his family, not a good husband.

Royal Revenant:

Won't stop screaming (in an unsexy way)

Godrick the Grafted:

Incel - Also all that murder and torture business but mostly the Incel stuff.

Uninterested: (Can give consent, does not WANT sex)

Valiant Gargoyle:

Could probably have sex if it wanted to, but is kinda going through a lot right now. Ya know, that whole "Is made of several corpses mashed together" thing.

Malenia, Blade of Miquella:

Look, I ALSO wanted her to higher up on this list, but let's be honest here. Her body is rotting and falling apart, she just isn't up for sex in her current form. In her prime? She'd be top of the list. She's the daughter of Marika and Radagon, she'd be playing fuck/marry/kill with every warrior who crossed her path. (in that order)

Death Rite Bird:

I think it might be physically capable of sex, but is too busy burning corpses to bother with stuff like that.

Black Blade Kindred:

Same reason as the Valiant Gargoyle but you might have like 2% more of a chance because they are goth.

Maliketh, the Black Blade:

Would normally be a sex god, but is too religious. Probably took a vow about this sort of thing.

Morgott, the Omen King:

You kidding me? This guy has the same energy as a repressed youth pastor. He's gonna be a virgin till the day he dies. The dude sided with the same religious order that locked him a sewer and tried to kill him. He's not out there getting phone numbers he's too busy praying and judging others for their 'impure thoughts'.

Draconic Tree Sentinel:

Married to his job, also physically chained to his horse. He ain't taking off that armor anytime soon.

Wormface:

Too sad, leave him alone his face is full of worms.

Tree Sentinel:

Same as the Draconic Tree Sentinel but he's a tiny bit more naive so you might have a better chance.

Elder Dragon Greyoll:

Too sleepy, but still kinda a milf.

Grafted Scion:

There might be some genitals in there somewhere but I don't think they know how or even want to use them.

Not worth it: (Can give consent, is terrible in bed)

Esgar, Priest of Blood:

No sense of hygiene, is always covered in blood (in an unsexy way)

Mohg, Lord of Blood:

This loser is dripping with all the least sexy bodily fluids and he has sharp horns sticking out of him. Even if you got him in bed you'd only enjoy like 5% of it. Plus you just know he'd be all needy afterwards and try to get you to join his MLM.

Borealis the Freezing Fog:

Too cold, not a snuggler.

Elemer of the Briar:

The armor stays ON during sex.

Kindred of Rot:

It's like all the worst possible aspects of alien biology, it won't be nearly as fun as you hoped.

Sanguine Noble:

Same as all the other Mohg followers, too sticky and too smelly.

Decaying Ekzykes:

He's sick right now, leave him alone.

Acceptable: (Can give consent, would be fine in bed)

Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree:

I'm sure she'd be a decent lover. Maybe a little overzealous but she'd has good intentions.

Grave Warden Duelist:

I mean these guys are hot and probably fuck like a truck but they are not the most caring lovers, also they are covered in live snakes so there is that.

Night's Cavalry:

If you like goth knights I'm sure they'd be fine.

Alabaster Lord:

Their skin probably feels like stone, but I bet they can pull off all sorts of freaky zero-g sex stuff if you ask them.

Onyx Lord:

Same as the Alabaster Lord but slightly more goth.

Fell Twins:

Once you get past the horns and stuff I bet the Omens are actually pretty good in bed, just watch out.

Demi-Human Queens:

I feel like all Demi-humans are pretty good lovers but their biology probably has some unexpected drawbacks.

Stonedigger Troll:

If you can get past the texture and the size I bet they could be decent in bed.

Flying Dragon Greyll:

A surprisingly unsexy dragon, but a dragon is a dragon and still worth at least a one night stand.

A dragon willing to kill racist magic users, earns them a few extra points.

Glintstone Dragon Smarag:

Beastman of Farum Azula:

On one hand the Beastmen probably have crazy mating skills, but they are also zombies, which detracts some points for all the decay.

Battlemage Hugues:

Contrary to popular belief, Wizards are not very good at sex. They spend all their time studying instead of partying, at least Hugues is willing to get his hands dirty.

Commander O'Neil:

Seems like a decent guy, but probably won't shut up about his time in the military. Also he is infected with scarlet rot so that might be a mood killer.

Bloodhound Knight Darriwil:

The bloodhound knights are probably pretty wild in bed if you can earn their loyalty, but good luck with that.

Adan, Thief of Fire:

The dude committed heresy, that has to earn him some sexy points.

Soldier of Godrick:

He's a good boy, he's doing his job so throw him a bone.

Flying Dragon Agheel:

One of the first dragons you encounter, so he earns some points for style.

Demi-Human Chief:

Same as the queens, but probably a bit rougher in bed.

Good Time: (Can give consent, would be great in bed)

Lichdragon Fortissax:

A much sexier dragon, you know they were hooking up with Godwin. Only loses some points for all the death rot.

Crucible Knight Siluria:

A bit gloomy, but I bet the crucible knights can do all sorts of freaky stuff with their animal body parts.

Mimic Tear:

A slippery liquid shapeshifter, need I say more?

Commander Niall:

A way better guy than O'Niel, plus he just a bit more daddy energy.

Fire Giant:

Once you get past his size, his sadness and the giant fell god of destruction in his chest, I bet he's got something going on.

Ancient Hero of Zamor:

Gives me Hercules/Amazonian vibes, I could be into it.

Cleanrot Knight:

Lesbian activities detected.

Crucible Knight:

These guys have tails, horns, wings and big old throat sacks. Imagine the possibilities.

Glintstone Dragon Adula:

Has a sword. If you hear "Dragon holding a sword" and your pants aren't already off, we can't be friends.

Bols, Carian Knight:

He seems like a good boy.

Scaly Misbegotten:

I feel like the Misbegotten have some really interesting possibilities with their animal biology. I bet they have bonobo type societies and that could be fun.

Leonine Misbegotten:

Same as the other Misbegotten.

Misbegotten Warrior:

Same as the other Misbegotten.

Knock your socks off: (Can give consent, would be amazing in bed)

Crucible Knight Ordovis:

Has all the desirable traits of a Crucible Knight but I also imagine they are super into threesomes.

Perfumer Tricia:

She seems really nice, and would be a super attentive lover. Plus she probably has access to crazy drugs and could hook you up.

Nox Swordstress & Nox Priest:

You just know that the Nox were getting up to crazy hot and crazy unethical experiments in their underground cities. These two probably get up to some wild shit and they are inviting you to join them.

Rennala, Queen of the Full Moon:

As she is now, I bet she'd be too sad to really be in a relationship again. But she kept up with Radagon and you just know she has some tricks up her sleeves that could make you abandon the golden order.

Sex God: (Can give consent, would be the best in bed)

Dragonlord Placidusax:

Has two male heads and three female heads, imagine...

Ancient Dragon Lansseax:

Formed a whole freaky dragon/human cult and you just know they got into some eyes-wide-shut orgies behind those doors.

Godfrey, First Elden Lord (Hoarah Loux):

We all knew he'd be this high on the list. He was just a normal dude but he managed to keep pace with Queen Marika (Who is basically a goddess of fertility) for a good long while. He will fold you in half (on the battlefield and in the bedroom.)

Evil Sex God: (Can give consent, is a terrible person but you’d make an exception.)

Radagon of the Golden Order:

He sucks in all the worst ways, but I mean... You can't NOT. Both Radagon and Marika are the embodiment of evil but they managed to suck and fuck their way across an entire continent for generations. You HAVE to give a try at least once.

Godskin Duo:

Oh my god will it be awful with all those flayed human skins, but you know you are still gonna have to. They can stretch and do all sorts of freaky stuff with their bodies, plus they kill gods and nothing is sexier than heresy.

Vyke, Knight of the Roundtable:

The dude is a mad killer but... he can still probably get it, might as well give it a try.

God-Devouring Serpent / Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy:

Personally I wouldn't, he's a loser and will probably kill you. But he is also a giant snake made up of squirming hands doing all sorts of sexual experiments, I can't blame you if you want to give it a taste.

Black Knife Assassin:

They committed a whole lot of treason but the power of armored lesbians is too hard to resist.

Patches:

If you are already having sex with from software characters, you gotta give Patches at least one attempt. When you wake up he'll have robbed you, but you knew what you were getting into.

[dancinbandit]

magma wyrm

[bluetiefling]

Queen Tar-Miriel's Trial by Abyss The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power | S02E06

[lucradiss]

Concept art for a Wild West!Thilbo au I’m calling ‘An Outlaw Called Wyrm’ !! Think Middle-Earth but cowboy-ified.

Image one: From right to left- Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo, Dwalin, Kíli and Fíli.

[valar-did-me-wrong]

Rings of Power S2|E1

reactions

💍

Original form Sauron has

✨ pizzazz ✨

Adar you brave brave Uruk! I love you!!

If I was an orc; after witnessing Forodwaith, I'd have started worshipping Adar too ngl

I'm never forgiving you for that rat ROP!

AND that centipede!!

Old man Motivational Speaker™ is as much in fault as Galadriel tbh

ALSO the sea monster!

You had ONE job wyrm!!

May I interest you with a game of 🍂TAG 🍂 in these trying times?!

Elrond.

Riding.

Curly haired.

that's all

Angy Elrond

Calculating meme Elrond

Hawk Tuah Gil Galad.

Mama's boy through & through 💖

How dare they criticize your acting Morfydd! PHENOMENAL ❤️‍🔥

The real villian was Waldreg all along.

The Stranger:

🎶 Hakuna Matata 🎶

Timon & Pumba 🪳 Nori & Stranger

Good Dog 🦴

Dejected Elrond™ is legit painful to watch, Cirdan a stronger man elf

Manwë bitch name dropped!!

Deus ex Poppy!! 💗

Maedhros callback!! 😭

I don't think wine is in WHO Refeeding Guidelines but nvm

I see what you did there Loki

🌋 Lord of Mordor 🌋

GOOD DOG ☠️

Gil Galad Benjamin Walker ilu

Elrond:

Angy Elrond:

"A messenger has arrived!"

how I fall for hope again & again, despite knowing the ending should be studied 😭

S2|E2 S2|E3 S2|E4

[artnoutdraws]

It's said these land-bound dragons were once humans heroes who partook in dragon communion, a grave transgression for which they were cursed to crawl the earth upon their bellies, shadows of their former selves.

[thecrowinggriffon]

Watching House of the dragon makes me realise I also have some dragons stowed away in some forgotten places. At least four. I'ld really like to finish Smaug, but I have a white dwarf, black gobbo, a pegasus, a unicorn and some mermaids, I'ld like to finish first. I hope I'll be able to tackle him this year. Smaug kinda looks like Caraxes in this pic. Anyway, the show's awesome! can't wait for the finale. As well as season two of Rings of power! What a time to be a fantasy buff!

[yharnamesque]

So why does Godwyn the Golden's corpse look like that

I'm starting to think it's because he's been slowly turning into a non-traditional magma wyrm. We know from the Magma Wyrm Scalesword and Magma Breath descriptions that those who took part in dragon communion and consumed dragon hearts were essentially damned into eventually transforming into those malformed creatures that'd never be true dragons and never able to return to their humanity

Magma Wyrm Scalesword It's said these land-bound dragons were once human heroes who partook in dragon communion, a grave transgression for which they were cursed to crawl the earth upon their bellies, shadows of their former selves

Magma Breath Those who have performed the Dragon Communion will find their humanity slowly slipping away. Once they fully succumb to their fate, they are left no more than wyrms that crawl the earth

I don't think Godwyn would've consumed dragon hearts himself because of his friendship with Fortissax and that being the foundation of the cult in the first place, but I also don't think it's too far fetched to believe that maybe Fortissax's power could still be affecting his body regardless via his own corpse

The only way we can even encounter Fortissax in the first place is through entering the Deathbed Dream via Fia, essentially nothing more than a memory at this point, which makes me think the dragon met his true end either through being killed by someone unknown or just fully consumed by Death's power. His body still lying before Godwyn would've then slowly rotted and been absorbed into the ground before being taken into the tree roots holding the Prince's body in place and THAT is what slowly twisted his shape into what we find

Godwyn and Fortissax's friendship is what led to the birth of the magma wyrms in the first place, and it unfortunately would foretell their ultimate fate upon their reunion in death as a Death Wyrm

[slavonicrhapsody]

almost feels like a wasted opportunity that we don't have dialogue options with any of the dragons. Greyoll, Lanseax, Ekzykes, Placidusax... even theodorix. I wanna say hi :(

you’re so right, I really wish we’d have gotten some dialogue or even a single quote from some of the dragons in the game! we know many of them are intelligent, and have formed interesting relationships with other characters… like Fortissax and Godwyn, Lansseax and Vyke (she even spent time in human form!), and Adula and Ranni! it’s a shame that dragons interacting with humans is only ever vaguely mentioned in text.

anyway

[butcharondir]

twirling my hair kicking my feet giggling manically to myself as if my best friends are coming to visit tomorrow. because they are (arondir isildur estrid and theo)

[jagalart]

Happy Elden Ring trailer day, everyone! Here's some progress on a sticker sheet I'm working on 🔥

[clawed-gauntlet]

Ref sheet for my tarnished Shyll. He's in a late stage of becoming a magma wyrm, having lost most of his human traits by now.

[bathuabajhiri]

The fell beasts in lotr have a cute design. Fight me.