#ritz-writes

[asleepyy]

ASLEEPY!!!

🫵🫵🫵🫵 YOU!!!

You have no idea how insane I am over the new update rn u have NO IDEAAAAA. OHH MY GOD THE WHUMP THE PAIN THE FEELINGS. JOPHIEL IS GONNA SEE BLOOD LEADING INTO THE SHOP, BLOOD IN THE SHOP, BLOOD ON THE MOUTHPIECE, AND AZAZEL GONE!!! WITH A DIAGRAM ON THE FLOOR FOR HEAVEN!!! AAAHHHHH

This is my new favorite chapter thank u I am not normal about it

ME?!?!

Well glad to hear you guys liked it!! Yes the next chapter is going to be a bit intense, especially for our little red headed angel. He’s about to go through some things.

Here’s a continuation of the piercing situation for your anguish

[stellawolfearts]

Tang (oh wow, someone who isnt nezha or macaque its a miracle :o), 😇, 👻, 🌟, 🖕 and 😶

OH I LOVE TANG! I dont talk about him much but i adore my headcanons for him. He's so squishable. like a stress toy.

😇 A headcanon about their religion/lack thereof

hmmm, im unsure about this one. cause in a world where gods litterally go into the mortal realm, Sun Wukong is a popular celebrity and magic stuff happens all the time in places where everyone can see. its a little hard for me to imagine anyone in LMK having a religion that deviates from the gods that we know already exist in this world.

I think tang tho, would have a specific god he worshipped. and while it is definitly a more popular one I think it's a good fit. I think Tang would have a Statue of Quanyin and has prayed to her, worshiped her, all that stuff. Just seem's fitting to me.

I can also see him being the one that convinced Pigsy to put a statue of her in his noodle shop.

👻 A headcanon about what scares them

Tang definitly isn't the bravest of the bunch, he gets overwhelmed by all the crazy magic stuff pretty easily. Especially when LMK stars.

I feel like Tang just has alot of anxiety in general. Sometimes its obvious, sometimes it's not.

In general I like to think he's got a handle on his anxiety until something happens and then he starts spiraling and then will obsess over what happened for the rest of the day. Mess up a lecture? (i hc him as a scholar/teacher) he's faceplanted into the table in Pigsy's shop. Completly mortified for the rest of the day. the only thing that gets him pulling his head back up is a bowl of noodles. and then Pigsy can convince him it wasn't that bad, the students likely didnt even notice and if they did they probably dont even care.

Then a worse fear i think he would have is being alone and being useless. Ending up not worth anything to anyone and being alone because of it. Yeah Tang deals with it in that one samadhi ring episode but fear's and worrys dont go away emmediatly. He might have grown to handle it better but it's not gone. Especially with everyone around him growing stronger by the day. there's a little voice in his head that's telling him he wont ever catch up to them all, that he will be left behind in thier wake.

which, of course isn't true. He tries his best not to give that fear any attention and after the samadhi ring episode he and Macaqe have it mostly works. but it's still there.

🌟 A headcanon about their desires/wishes

Peace and quiet for one week, without something Mk and Mei did that gave him a heart attack. It's alot worse now that they both got powers.

but on a more serious note I can see him dreaming of becoming a renowned scholar. Like, he's known at work for knowing WAY more then the average teacher should (he works at a university) so i can see him wanting to write a book with all his reaserch.

🖕 A headcanon relating to anger

Tang would get heated in an argument about the subject he specializes in. History of the Gods.

If someone tries to tell him he's wrong he will stare at them, adjust his glasses, and then tell them exactly why their wrong. If they keep fighting thats when Tang gets heated. He will pull out sources upon sources and tear down every single arguement that person has with ease.

Most of his angry outbursts comes from being anxious and overwhelmed.

Otherwise he's a nerd arguing over historical accuracies.

😶 A random headcanon!

I dont have alot of headcanons for Tang but im sure i can come up with something.

I think he would have a tumblr account. He would answer questions about the information of the gods the mortal realm has, I would think he's pretty fluent in english so even accounts from the west could read them. he'd post mainly in chinese but under the 'read more' application would be the english translation of what was said in the post.

not only that but he would have a main and a side account.

Main is reblogging stuff and being in fandom (you cannot convince me he wouldnt be in fandoms. he has older millennial vibes. so like. late 30's early 40's. so he would be a veteran in fandom spaces atp XD) I think he would like Heavens official blessing. He would probably enjoy Madoka magica and analyze its themes and details.

there would probably be more but i think in general he would enjoy stories with fantasy/magic settings and love it even more when those stories have deeper themes he can dissect.

hes definitly a fanfic writer in hiding. posts once every blue moon in a new fandom and drives said fandom mad

Side account is for sharing information on the gods that he has.

no one knows theres one person behind these two blogs and the ao3 account. theres no connection to each account and neither is there any connection to the real him.

man, Tang is so fun to write about

[withascaleandafeather]

can i know what Sunshine And Sharp Smiles is about?

This one is some self indulgent angelfish fluff. Honest to Somebody; it stalled out because Michael kept babbling about how beautiful Dagon's fangs are. There wasn't too much plot beyond the administrators being adorable on a picnic blanket. I may poke them soon because sometimes you just need softness.

[skellebonez]

my boops r broken SO

THE BOOPENING CONTINUES.

[ritz-writes]

when we say fic writers are a different breed, we mean it. when i was 15 my laptop had no battery, would turn off as soon as it was unplugged, the port for the cable was hanging out of the laptop itself, and my spacebar and capslock were broken, not to mention like 5 keys were missing. how did i write fanfiction you ask?

i copy and pasted a space

i[ctrl+v]would[ctrl+v]do[ctrl+v]this[ctrl+v]while[ctrl+v]writing[ctrl+v]and[ctrl+v]actually[ctrl+v]got[ctrl+v]really[ctrl+v]fast[ctrl+v]at[ctrl+v]it

i did that for a good 6 months before i was able to get a usb keyboard to put on top of my laptop

nothing can stop us from writing. whether that be a broken keyboard or getting hit by a bus

[moonyinpisces]

As He Likes It by moonyinpisces

rating: E wordcount: 10.3k TAGS: good omens, regency era, wingfic, doing terrible things to shakespeare, too many bridgerton references, divinity kink, smut, humor, happy ending complete

[defnotrey]

I cannot stop reblogging your art I am so sorry I literally love CTWFI it is my lifeblood 😔🫶

GUYS MY HEART IS GOING TO EXPLODE

The engagement ive been getting these past few days has BLOWN ME AWAYYYYYY i love creating for yall nothing makes me smile like getting asks and art for “CTWFI”

[coffeebanana]

Chaper 2/3: Afternoon Tea

“I have a plan,” Chat said some minutes later. “A plan?” “Yeah. To find Félix.” Ladybug made a fist around a piece of muffin she’d been rolling into a ball. When she relaxed her fingers, it fell to crumbs in her palm. “What is it?” Chat tapped his claws against the coffee cup wedged between his knees. “I, um…invited him to tea.”

[labbycakes]

Season 3 headcannon where Aziraphale and Crowley find out that the only reason the angels want war is because they're BORED (didn't Muriel say they sat alone at a desk for hundreds of years??) And the only reason the demons want war is because they're TIRED and OVERWORKED.

Naturally, Crowley and Aziraphale realize Heaven and Hell need to work together! Send some demons to Heaven and some angels to Hell - it solves everything!

Only problem is, both sides need to be trained how to work together, and who better to do that than the demon and angle who have been working together for 6,000 years?

Cut to Crowley and Aziraphale being Frustrated because they finally have a chance to be together, but now they're both stuck in endless training seminars. At this point they've already made up and confessed their undying love for each other, but they never got a chance to actually DO anything about it.

Until they both take a holiday at the same time.

[pokimoko]

Pokimoko's Fic Bonanza

I've been jumping between a lot of fandoms lately, and I've ended up with a small collection of (not quite small) fics as a result. And because they are such a random assortment I thought, hey, why not post them altogether and make a day of it. So, without further ado, here's my odd party mix of fics for your viewing pleasure.

Lacuna - A Moon Knight Fic

Word Count: 1.5K Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steven Grant & Marc Spector Characters: Steven Grant (Marvel), Marc Spector, Wendy Spector, Jake Lockley Summary: lacuna (noun) 1. an empty space or gap where something should be 2. a cavity or depression, especially in bone

(or: marc and steven fill in the gaps)

Where You End and I Begin - An Owl House Fic

Word Count: 15k Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hunter | The Golden Guard & Luz Noceda, Flapjack | Cardinal Palisman & Hunter | The Golden Guard (The Owl House), Hunter | The Golden Guard & Caleb Wittebane, Hunter | The Golden Guard & Philip Wittebane | Emperor Belos, Hunter | The Golden Guard/Willow Park, Hunter | The Golden Guard & Gus Porter, Hunter | The Golden Guard & Vee (The Owl House), Darius Deamonne & Hunter | The Golden Guard Characters: Hunter | The Golden Guard (The Owl House), Luz Noceda, Flapjack | Cardinal Palisman (The Owl House), Caleb Wittebane (Mentioned), Darius Deamonne, Willow Park, Philip Wittebane | Emperor Belos, Gus Porter, Vee (The Owl House) Summary: All of Hunter's life, he has copied those around him; all the ways they smile, all the ways they are cruel and, most importantly, all the ways in which they pretend. But as dark truths come to light and new friendships are formed, Hunter slowly but surely learns to carve out his own identity.

Let's Take the Long Way Home - A Bright Sessions Fic

Word Count: 5.8K Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mark Bryant/Oliver Ritz Characters: Mark Bryant, Oliver Ritz Summary: After the events at Yale, Mark and Oliver stop at a roadside attraction, and have an important discussion. (Or: "hey, why don't we express our feelings to each other right next to this giant milk bottle?")

Graceful Degradation - A Portal 2 Fic

Word Count: 21K Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wheatley & Wheatley (Portal), Wheatley (Portal) & Original Character(s), GLaDOS & Wheatley (Portal) Characters: Wheatley, Original Character(s), GLaDOS, Background & Cameo Characters Summary: It's 1982, and Aperture Science has made a breakthrough in the development of AI, having successfully completed the first ever artificial duplication of a human mind. The prototype speaks and thinks just like its progenitor, the scatterbrained yet determined Doctor Wheatley, but the question remains: is the digital copy truly the same as the human it believes itself to be? Is it happy to exist as it does? And why does it insist on being treated like a person?

Well, there's only one way to find out. It's time to test. And test. And test. And test.

The Ghost in the Machine - A Wolf 359 Fic

Word Count: ~23k Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Doug Eiffel & Hera, Doug Eiffel & Renée Minkowski, Doug Eiffel & Isabel Lovelace, Doug Eiffel & Daniel Jacobi Characters: Doug Eiffel, Hera (Wolf 359), Renée Minkowski, Isabel Lovelace, Daniel Jacobi Summary: Struggling to find his place amongst a ship of strangers he once called friends, Doug turns to the recordings of Officer Eiffel, the person he can't remember ever being, in the hopes of better understanding the world around him. But things take a turn for the strange when those same recordings start to talk to him…

[nocentis]

If anyone likes oldies, I have a playlist to offer you.

[asleepyy]

PROTECTIVE AZAZEL GO BRRRRR

Big scary owl on a mission!! They really are protective of him, I suppose that’s what happen when you fall for someone (quite literally and metaphorically!), some 6000 year old instincts kick in!!

[stellawolfearts]

For the Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game: 🌻

🌻 ⇢ tag someone you appreciate but don't talk to on a regular basis

@ritz-writes

We dont talk much but it's always fun whenever we do. 💖

[liminal-storage]

#5: Crossed Wires (Barbarous)

Prompt: Barbarous  Characters:  Kuni if you squint. Content Warning: Warning for... vaguely suggestive imagery I guess? It's pretty abstract, so I'm not really sure how to classify this one.

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Nothing compares to the way it rakes along your spine.

Stiletto-boned fingers strumming over taught-strung nerves.

Fear, soporific and sweet.

More potent than any drug, sweeter than any wine. Nothing injects into the veins quite the same way that danger does, that exhilarating little burst in your chest as you stand at the edge of a precipice to look down.

No distilled liquor burn comes close to a venomous bite, no sharp knife's edge cuts quite the same as the claws of a beast.

Why else would the forbidden taste so much better? Why would the torturous feel so much like ecstasy?

Why seek talons clasped about your throat, fangs buried in your skin, unless it scratched a perfect itch, as satisfying as fingers rubbing over a freshly-scarred wound?

Soft and gentle primes you for the suffering. Hard and brutal makes you crave those comforting clouds. Pain and pleasure dance a waltz, entwine fingers an tongues so tightly it becomes impossible to distinguish them from one another.

Or maybe, you reason, maybe you were wired all wrong. Crafted with your nerves all twisted and confused. A bow run over your strings would make identical notes no matter how it was drawn.

Can't take the sweetness and light. Not without feeding the addiction to looking at what lies in the wicked dark.

And you know, you just know that in order to fix you, you'd have to be broken apart all over again.

[skellebonez]

🍓,🥑, 🍄, and 🍬 :3

OH MAN THAT'S A LOT. Let's get to answerin!

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction? 

I honestly don't remember super well. I think I started writing it before I even knew knew what it was, writing stuff like short stories about Digimon characters goofing off when I was young, but a friend of mine introduced me to Fanfiction.net back when we watched Yu Yu Hakusho together and that started me on knowing what it was.

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

I can trust Kit to cover for me, I know it. /j

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

Pigsy likes to set up his food truck at any conventions in the area. Tang cosplays to attract customers.

It works shockingly well.

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

Hmn... I dunno if I have any unpopular opinions about POPULAR characters. I know I have some about NICHE characters.

I guess I am harder on Azure Lion than a lot of other people? I dunno, half of season 4 could have been avoided if the man stopped for five minutes and talked to people. I still like him as a character, tho, and wish he STAYED AROUND. I just think he created his own downfall while I see a lot of other people making him out to be more misunderstood than I think he is.

[ritz-writes]

idk who needs to hears this, but dont force yourself to keep writing something if you aren't liking it.

i wasted days just staring at this cute ficlet that was supposed to be fun to write. i was only at 400 words and felt like i was drowning trying to continue. i still wanted to write it though.

so i scrapped it and started over. i tweaked it ever so slightly, just one little detail that changed smth. and now im excited to keep going. im only at 200 words, but ive written that in 20 minutes vs the 400 in 6 days.

so, if you arent liking how smth is going, start over. dont be afraid to scrap things. it can be scary thinking of just not using the words you wrote, but sometimes its what needed