#roach-works

[evelina-maar]

You've heard of Girl with the Pearl Earring, now get ready for Boy with the Onions

(Everyone say 'thank you for the bts footage Samba'!)

[itsmehearti]

Someone got caught in the fire...

I need to see more Roach in the game pleaseee 😭

Reference/Inspo

[nevadaafterdark]

-> FARMBOY ON COWBOY ACTION <3

synopsis: thinking reeeaaally hard about working on a ranch/farm and pining over one of the really hot cowboys that work the cattle..

word count: ~900

(contents: t4t ftm4ftm, pet names (farmboy, beau, shug), frotting, fingering, light bullying/degradation, slight body betrayal, dubcon, nsft)

i'm still kinda new to writing porn! feedback is appreciated <3

you've been working on a farm, or maybe a ranch. the technicalities don't matter. maybe you're doing some of the lighter work, like tending to the chickens. y'know, collecting eggs, breaking broody hens, making sure the momma hens are getting enough to eat and drink as they stay with the eggs. it's a work-intensive job, but relatively light on the body. your boots are broken in but not overly worn.

but god if you can't keep your eyes off that one cowboy that saunters around like his dick is too big to fit in his blue jeans. he rides that shire horse like he's riding into war even though he's only herding cattle. you're lucky you can dish out excuses like watching the pasture for foxes and snakes when you're looking out at the cattle fields.

and yet, of course, luck isn't always on your side. one day, he confronts you about your lingering eyes (something about "you got a lazy eye? or a lack of respect?"). you adamantly deny everything -- obviously -- if only for the sake of his ego not growing too big. sure, you've interacted before, but this is new.

he laughs and takes your hand, his callouses abrasive against your softer hands. with less effort than you think it should take, he tugs you up into the saddle, practically on his lap. he laughs against the nape of your neck, his hot breath against your skin making you dizzy.

"what's the matter, farmboy?" he mumbles, his lips brushing against your skin. it sends electric tingling down your spine. "scared to take a ride? i just wanna show you somethin', that's all."

you deny it (saying something about the other workers not being competent enough to watch for hawks, which is honest-to-god bullshit) and squirm in the saddle. he wraps an arm around your waist and hisses out a warning to stay still. he squeezes the horse's sides with his calves and you're jostled as the horse starts walking, then trotting towards the treeline.

you ask him what he thinks he's doing. he just laughs, nipping at your neck and squeezing your middle again. his fingers find your belt and fiddle with the buckle. "it's alright, shug. i ain't gonna kill you or nothin'."

after a few minutes of riding (and his fingers dipping into the waistband of your pants but laughing and taking them out when you gasp), the horse comes to a stop in a forest clearing. he lifts you off the saddle, then hops off.

he unhooks his personal bag off the horse's saddle and drapes it over his shoulder. he gives the horse's dock a light slap, and it canters off, back towards the ranch.

the clearing is nice -- there's wildflowers dotting the tall grass and a rocky crag shadowing half the clearing. he stands behind you, his hands finding your belt buckle again. you gasp, and he laughs, breathy against the shell of your ear.

you call him an asshole and he just laughs again. "oh, you don't mean that, shug. i can tell."

before you can protest, his hand dips into your pants, his fingers immediately gliding over your tdick and running the pad of his finger down your slit. he chokes back a groan. "fuck. goddammit -- you just walk around like this, huh?"

you exhale heavily and deny it. you deny it even though you're hard, even though you're dripping, even though you're fighting the instinct to buck your hips into his hand.

he grinds against your ass, his belt buckle digging into your skin as he dips a finger in you. you hiss, and he laughs. "what, don't like that, farmboy? then maybe you shouldn't be walkin' around, wet and ready and just waitin' for someone to take you."

you huff, your breath becoming more labored as he starts moving his finger. you scoff and your head falls back against his shoulder as he adds a second, rubbing the heel of his hand against your tdick with every motion. he curls his fingers, his fingertips brushing against that rough spot inside you that makes you spit and curse like a feral cat.

"fuck this," he growls under his breath. he fumbles with your belt buckle, undoing it before undoing the button of your jeans and tugging down the fly. he circles around you, undoing his own belt, button, and fly.

he flicks the body of his bag behind him, then grabs your waist with enough force to bruise and brings your hips to his. both you and him let out strangled sounds as the heads of your tdicks bump and rub against each other. he ruts against you, groaning lowly.

"goddamn, shug, you're so fuckin' hard," he manages through his whining noises. "do i do this to you? don't answer, i already know."

you hiss out something along the lines of telling him to shut the fuck up, choking back your moans. you angle your hips and grind forward. both you and him groan and curse and just rut against each other like desperate mutts.

he guides you backwards, pushing you back against the bark of a tree, still grinding against you. he pulls away a little to reach into his bag. he pulls out a strap-on, one that's thick and heavy and matches his brash personality perfectly. the harness clinks as he holds it up with a shit-eating smile.

"you ready for the main show, farmboy?"

[maklodes]

I think chat being used as a singular collective noun here, most commonly in the vocative case. I don't think it's a pronoun at all, let alone a fourth person pronoun.

Think about the role "chat" plays in a sentence. Does it seem like a pronoun, like "it" or "you" or "we?" Or does it seem to play a grammatical role more like a noun like "family," "folks," or "God?"

[d3adbr3inc3lls]

Multiple | Celebrating your birthday | HCs

Includes: Spinel, Onyx, Amethio, Kieran, Alain, Gary "Roach" Sanderson, Vladimir Makarov.

Spinel

For your birthday, Spinel orders you everything you want- it's your special day afterall, and he wants you to remember it,

He'll probably put on your favourite movie and order something from your favourite place so the two of you can relax the whole day.

Onyx

Onyx is a simple guy, he'll get you a cake and get you something he's been eyeing for a while.

He'll ask for a day off so that the rest of the day would be pretty simple, you'd be dragging him around to different places, and he wouldn't even mind it. He knows that it's your birthday, your special day, so he'll agree to almost anything.

Amethio

Despite not understanding the hype for birthdays, Amethio tries his best to make it feel special for you.

Amethio will buy something that you've constantly hinted at wanting and will spend the whole day with you. Since he got fired, he doesn't need to ask Gibeon and Hamber for permission (or blatantly state that he's not going to be available).

Kieran

Kieran would RUN to your dorm with your favourite snacks, a gift and a cake if it fits in his hands.

POUNDS on your door until you open it, or, -if you gave him a keycard- he unlocks it himself and places everything down on the counter so you wake up and see Kieran setting everything up.

If your birthday falls onto a school day, he makes a mini party for you at Lunch where he brings a cake, a birthday balloon and some party hats.

The rest of the day, he follows you around with a skip in his step, ready to do what you want. Don't even bother paying for something, he's going to pay for something. Champion rank has given him a lot of money to spend,,

AIain

Alain makes sure to bake the cake the night before your birthday. If he doesn't succeed in baking a cake, he'll just start prep for breakfast so he can spend the valuable time by your side instead of prepping.

When you wake up, Alain would've either made you breakfast or is currently making you breakfast so you don't need to worry about it when you get up.

The rest of the day will be pretty chill, Alain will take you anywhere you want to go on his Charizard, and if you make a plan the day before he'll make sure that you two get to do everything on it.

Roach

You and Roach share a barrack -a luxury that neither of you take for granted- so you wake up to him peppering kisses onto your face with a giddy smile.

He'd make sure that the two of you have the day off, he already went through the long process of requesting a day off. Did he have to sit down and find someone on YouTube or reels talking about the process? Maybe. Did he manage to get the two of you a day off? Yeah.

He'll make sure the two of you have a lazy morning filled with a lot of cuddling before he brings you some breakfast, urging you to stay in bed and not follow him to the kitchen.

Roach brings you your favourite breakfast. He ordered it earlier in the morning from the restaurant you love. If it's something simple, he'll try to make it in the barracks.

The rest of the day, he'll be at your side incase you need anything, if you want a break from him- he's going to be relatively fine with that.

Makarov

Makarov would take you to a fancy breakfast spot- he likes to spoil you afterall- and the rest of the day he'll take you to places you've always loved.

When you get home, be prepared to see one of those large, beautiful, Russian cakes after you finish eating dinner.

He'd reschedule all his meetings to be on different dates so he can spend time with you, even if you just want to stay home with him.

The whole day would just involve him spoiling you. He'll get you whatever you want, it's your special day afterall!

A/N: Silly little idea I wanted to do since it's my birthday today sisjs,, added Makarov and Roach since I want to start kinda writing for COD,, but I only have a grasp on those two characters,, (tbf I just know Makarov-like people irl,,)

--Image credits

The cake one - Medium

[furiosophie]

[lukasaurusart]

Last of them for a bit cuz university is eating me alive. Who knows maybe tomorrow ill sketch a bit for myself. Maybe ill start posting some uni work

[awkward-fink]

Sleep Positions with Them. (I)

Price: - He lays on his back, one arm around your body, holding you securely to his side in a gentle but firm hold. - only wears sleep shorts and his dogtags to bed. His thighs are too thick for normal sleeping pants and he gets way too warm in those anyway. Also he loves that he can feel your skin on his when you tangle your legs with his own. - loves when you are draped half over him, your fingers curled into his chest hair, one hand of his covering yours. One of his fingers is laying on your pulse point, feeling the steady thrumm while his thumb lazily traces over your knuckles. - he doesnt need a blanket. And you dont either. He is a living furnace, even in winter you are always cosy warm.

Ghost: - curled around you, holding onto you tightly. - always sleeps closest to the door, its instinct, dont question it. - on bad nights he will sleep on top of you, his head firmly positioned on top of your chest, ear firmly pressed against the spot where your heart beats underneath layers of skin and flesh. Its his most favorite lullaby. - would sleep in his tactical gear if you hadnt forbidden it, so he wears a long shirt and long sleeping pants to bed. - will wake when you move or twitch and check if everything is alright before falling back to sleep - forget going to the loo in the middle of the night alone. What if you fall? Or stub your toe? And he isnt there to protect you from the corner of the shower? No way. He is sleepily stumbling right after you, only alert enough to fall into bed after you and curl around you, again. - only needs a light blanket when sleeping with you, because you are clingy (as if he is not!). And needs a weighted blanket on nights when you are away on business.

Soap: - no fixed sleeping position. He starfishes, noodles around, and planks on the bed. All at once. Though, he never pushes you out of the bed, again. Once was one time too many and the *Look* you gave him after that scared him for life. - falls asleep with you in his arms as the big spoon. wakes up in a double spiral, flat salto mortale with you on top of him, his legs wrapped around you like a monkey. And no one knows where the blankets have gone to! - would sleep naked but you wont allow it, on every night. He starts with a boxershort and a shirt and wakes up with one article of clothing missing. - is a sleep kisser. Kisses your fingers, your shoulders, your chest and if he is lucky, your mouth in his sleep. Also cant get enough contact. - loves when you card your hands through his hair when he had a bad day, or a nightmare. Calms him down real quick. If you speak gaelic, he will literally start drooling in his sleep - all the blankets and then no blankets - nights with Soap are wild. In more ways than one.

Gaz: - has a strict routine before coming to bed - loves to have you at his side when falling asleep, your head on his shoulder and his nose buried in your hair. Its calming for him. - sleeps like the dead. Or a stone. Or a field of stones. You could play hardcore metal with screeching violins and that man will only twitch a finger. - *has* to have contact with you while sleeping. Doesnt matter if its a hand, a foot, a leg or even your head, NEEDS contact. If there is no contact, he will wiggle in the bed to search for you, and he will be asleep while doing that - has a whoe ass pyjama, which looks like a suite or at least fitting together like those checkered Ones made out of cotton. Filthily comfy and wont let you burrow them. - Needs at least two blankets and you to rest in comfort. - Listen! Has the most wild dreams and will talk to you in his sleep, wont remember anything in the morning though

Bonus! Roach: - loves to sleep with you in the bed - has a blanket only for you, and a pillow and even wants you to sleep in his shirt. - you understand, that he can fall asleep better if he can have something smelling of you, when you are not with him - loves to curl his fingers around yours, watching you sleep, your legs tangled and your foreheads touching. - lazily signs one handed against the palm of your hand, silly little things, his feelings, sweet nothings, just wants to feel you. - has the best sleep when your breaths mingle, your hands intertwined, his leg hooked around yours. - loves to wake up and the first thing he sees is you. (has literal heart eyes!) - has one oversized blanket for you both to share - loves to kiss you lazily, lips just brushing over yours chastely until you both fall asleep. Holds one of your hands to his heart if he can get away with it - wears a very ol shirt and some old shorts to bed

[alukaforyou]

ahh my sis made me a drawing lol

[the-haiku-bot]

well at least this one

dog passes the mirror test

with FLYING COLORS

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[contract-crawdad]

Look Outside character concepts part 2: Emmanuel Edition.

It's that time again!

When I started drafting this post, it originally included Phillippe, Harriet, and another secret recruit. But Emmanuel’s section just kept expanding, so I figured he deserved his own post!

Emmanuel

Class: Handyman

With low stats across the board, it really doesn’t seem like Emmanuel’s giving fighting his all. Regardless, he provides... unique... support in battles, and can be a much-needed source of STM regeneration

Recruited by trading a Mysterious Cassette Tape to Emmanuel. Obtained as a drop from hand monsters as a random chance to replace a regular cassette tape.

“Hang on a sec… this one isn’t one of mine?! Where'd you find this? Never mind, doesn't matter... it means there's gotta be another collector somewhere in the building! If they've got recoding equipment, I am back in business babyyy! Lemme come with you, I need to find 'em. I'll even help out or whatever."

Has a hoodie as well as a pair of earbuds equipped, neither of which can be removed. The earbuds function identically to the noise-cancelling headphones (50% resistance to panic, charm, confusion, and rage). These two slots being inflexible is somewhat made up for by the fact that he has five seprate jewelry slots instead of one!

Emmanuel regenerates a chunk of STM each turn by slacking off. But it’s harder to take advantage of than one might think, considering he has a -50% accuracy modifier to all moves that require STM to use. His heart is REALLY not in this whole ‘fighting’ thing.

Passive Quirks

Won't take off his hoodie or earbuds.

Can equip up to five different pieces of jewelry.

Regenerates 10% STM at the end of each turn.

-50% accuracy modifier to all attacks that cost STM.

Early Skills

Arm Wrestling

Emmanuel lunges at a single target with his head curled into a fist, dealing heavy crushing damage. If this skill misses its intended target and there are other valid targets, he will hit a different target chosen at random instead of missing. Heavy STM cost.

Handoff

Can’t you do it instead? Emmanuel passes the buck, transferring 10 points of his own STM to an ally. Can be used outside of battle, but drains all of Emmanuel’s STM , while still only giving 10 points. Overworld use of this skill also makes enemies more aggressive and aware of your position on the overworld for the next few rooms.

Late Skills

Earplugger

No, seriously, plug your ears. A massive blast of sound that damages foes and allies alike, with a high chance to inflict stun, confusion, and/or (ear)bleeding. Allies that are guarding or wearing the noise-cancelling headphones are immune to both the damage and the status effects. Heavy STM cost. WARNING: use of this move may attract unwanted attention, causing small enemies to hear the commotion and join the fight (random pool of valid spawns based on area. Includes enemies such as Ribcage Bloom, Tuque, various rats, etc).

Finger on the Pulse

Emmanuel shares an earbud with an ally, pausing his natural STM regeneration and providing one of many buffs to the ally in question for three turns. This skill has many tracks which can be chosen after the skill is selected, each of which has unique buff. Additionally, each character has a hidden 'favorite' track, which provides an additional benefit. Only one ally can be buffed by Finger on the Pulse at a time, as Emmanual will not give up both his earbuds.

Dudez Bop ‘97 (Traded >0 tapes)

"Can’t beat the classics." An upbeat collection of popular children’s music from an era long past. Buffs speed and critical hit chance.

Joel, Rat Child, and Sophie’s favorite: also gives a small chance to act an additional time.

Bloodpyre Reckoning (Traded >1 tapes)

"An 'early access copy', if you know what I mean… gotta love piracy." Catatonic Hell Wizard’s latest album. So intense that it boosts damage... but also inflicts panic.

Xaria and Monty’s favorite: will not become panicked.

New Age Retrosynth (Traded >3 tapes)

"It’s more of a feeling than just music." You can’t even identify what instruments are being used in this, but they are strangely hypnotic. Greatly improves HP and STM restoration from all sources for the duration, as well as an increased chance to resist statuses.

Roaches, Phillippe, and Morton’s favorite: also restores a small amount of HP and STM at the start of each turn.

Fog and Grog (Traded >6 tapes)

"Gotta mix it up a little sometimes, y’know?" A collection of soulful Scottish folk music that steels the spirit, increasing both defense and ballistic defense at the cost of speed.

Pappineau and Leigh’s favorite: cannot be critically struck and ignore enemy resistances.

Duncan Playlist (Think of Better Name Later) (Traded >9 tapes)

"This one was gonna be a birthday gift…" A compilation of country music that invigorates the little trucker inside us all, allowing the listener to counterattack when struck.

Ernest and Hellen’s favorite: grants their counterattacks a chance to bleed or blind, as well as a chance to crit.

Essential Ska (Traded >11 tapes)

"Don’t judge, man." An assortment of ska music. So distracting that it grants immunity to mental status effects for the duration, while also lowering all stats.

Dan’s favorite: ignores the stat drop.

Apartment Interactions and Dialogue

Emmanuel can be found in the bottom right corner of your apartment, unless Xaria and Monty have been recruited. In which case he will hang out in their your room instead. While not stated by either party, it can be inferred that their musical tastes align.

His trade option functions and can be used to continue to give him tapes in exchange for items.

How are you doing?

"Good."

What did you do before all this?

"You know. Stuff."

What do you think will happen?

"Iunno."

Did you look outside?

"I guess."

You sure have a way with words, huh?

"Right back atcha."

[yi3248]

Thank you so much for the coffee! chibi roach playing rock paper scissors, and cowboy roach :>

[hushedclan]

coyote interlude 1

woah hey these aren’t cats! i wanted to explore the lives of some of the coyotes that live with and around the clans. you might recognize red ears (he/him) from moon 16! updates will return as normal next week :)

the nefarious roach (he/they) belongs to @diluge

[tadfools]

I still have one more episode of divergence left and it’s so fun because I know Asmodeus is in here somewhere but I don’t know where so every time there’s a funny little guy on the screen I’m sitting here like a kid trying to accuse the next neighbor in the lineup of being a witch in Massachusetts circa 1693

[rumpled]

Utopia (2013 - 2014) created by Dennis Kelly ↳ Episode 1.02

[gomzdrawfr]

Roach! For @beescrafting