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[marcseok]

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[tevintersnakes]

back in the fallout pit, fortunately my art has improved since 2016 so I can draw doctors hanging out together somewhat effectively now

[gotta-ketchum-at-bba]

Hey! It's me, Ash Ketchum! You may have heard of me, since I've participated in tons of league tournaments in almost every region (I've only won one, but all of them were really fun, so I don't really mind). Anyway, that was a few years ago.

For the past couple years, I've been at home with my mom, helping her out. Turns out while she was gone, she started dating Jessie from Team Rocket, which is weird, but Jessie (and James and Meowth) quit Team Rocket and she's actually a really good person now. She makes Mom really happy, so I'm happy too!

Anyway, fourteen and I'm ready for more adventure, so I started attending Blueberry Academy! It's a really cool school, and even the classes aren't that boring! I can't wait to make a lot of new friends here! Right now, I only have Pikachu with me, but there's so many new Pokemon here that I can't wait to meet!

//OOC under cut

Hey, it's Xander from @mira-annabelles-poke-kitchen and @sunny-xander-ooc back at it with another blog. I'm genuinely surprised there aren't more Ash’s on here, he's fun as hell. I'm not a minor, but Ash is, so don't be weird. He's baby.

I'm basing this off of @yamujiburo's because it's funny and I love lesbians. Also, Ash is aroace because I said so.

[furie-ous]

Oh, you're here...

Hi there, I'm Alecto. Sibling of Amycus and the best Carrow by far

Genderfluid and any pronouns, prefer they/it though

Insane and weird on main with chronically dyed hair

Others:

@when-the-crows-flyy - stupid idiot worst twin ever <3

@rudy-two-sh0es - annoying 1

@rabastanl3strang3 - annoying 2

@regulus-star - the smallest guy ever

@lily-of-the-evans - ginger

@i-am-the-prettiest-star - can be heard from 300 miles away

@panda-rosier - very scary

@icecreamgirl - surprisingly chilled out (pun intended)

@not-narcissistic23 - too elegant for her own good

@chickenpeter - 🧀

@marlene-mckinnon-babes - *screams*

@cas-m3adowes - also scary, could kill me

@my-dad-sucks - batshit crazy

@the-better-prewett - ginger

@g1d30n-pr3w3tt - why are there so many gingers

@romulusfuckingtraitor - doesn't realise how many bitches he gets

@jamespotter-rp - simp

@evanther0sier - also crazy but... in the good way???

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Yeah this is a rp blog. If you don't like it, just fuck off

ask @icarus-last-fall about joining

my main: @thund3randrain

[ellis-aka-the-bomb-dot-com]

Intro Post

yeah, I'm hot shit. Ellis Wakefield, one of the cooler sons of Ares, but I don't let it get to me. Ask me about weapons, I'll tell you everything- in the coolest way possible, obviously.

sibs (note to self: do not maim them unless they deserve it)

@internal-bloodshed (and his girl @miranda-gardiner since she cooks)

clarisse but idk where tf her blog is so idc anymore

I'm awesome.

[husk-not-whiskers]

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🂡 simi-selective 🂡 16+ 🂡 Simi-canon 🂡

🂡 Moderate activity 🂡

[ ASK BOX OPEN ] 2 ask(s) in ask box

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[loadedcanons]

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Charles. He/Him, EST. Independent and Selective MULTIMUSE featuring tgirl/futa versions of canon characters

Rules | Muses | Memes

The most important rule of this blog: I am a smut blog, and have quite a few things that I like to do in my threads. None of them are more important than enjoying a good RP with a good partner. If I suggest something, and you don’t want to do it, tell me, and I’ll change and/or remove the idea.

Additionally, if we write together, I have lots of ideas about our characters. Please feel free to send in drabble prompts at any point to my inbox, descriptions of scenes you’d like to see between our characters. I’ll write them up, tag you, and you get extra content of our ships! Enjoy.

If you have ideas for muses you'd like to see on this blog, feel free to send them into my ask box. I'll answer every one.

[mammon-money-maker]

G’DAY MATE, MAMMON’S THE NAME!

💵I saw Luci’ and some of the other deadly sins on here and Fizzarolli too, so I decided to sign up do I get money for this?💵

💵So uh, ask me shit I guess, maybe I’ll answer if you’re worth something.💵

💵No spamming walls of text/emojis in my ask!💵

OOC:I have no association with Vivziepop or her characters, this is just an obsessed fan being bored and goofing off. Things will most likely be out of character at times, I’m just kinda having fun with this.

Blog Tags—

Blog Tag 🝮 “#Mammon-money-maker”

Ooc 🝮 “#Andy Gossips:Ooc Posts”

Original Posts 🝮 “#Merchandising:Original Post”

Ask Answered 🝮 “#I dont get paid for this:Asks”

Reblogs 🝮 “#Cooyright:Reblogs”

Threads 🝮 “#Making Money:Threads”

End of Thread 🝮 “#The Payoff:End of Thread”

The “Bald allegations”

Lore—

A heartfelt message

Mod—

@sockmanduckman

Circle of role players—

Same mod—

@king--of--ducks—Luci’

@moxxies-wife

@wally-wackfords-wacky-blog—Guy I threw once

@ace-loves-josh

@the-666-news

Family—

@headlessdeaddancer—Little shit

@ask-the-archs—Douche and Dumbass

@featheryhoe—Weakest sin

Others—

@blitztheoissilent

@ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer—Squeaky toy and general nuisance

@cherri-is-bomb—fellow Australian

@fizzythefrog—Fizzy

@fizzie-froggie—Fizzie hair hater!

@vox-tv-demon—Hater

[smiling-psychopaths]

Information.

Welcome to the blog of the smiling psychopaths!

"Once a friend to the smiling critters, now turned into their torturer, Bubba Bubbaphant experiments on them to satisfy his twisted morbid curiosities, and his own sick pleasures. He feels no guilt, and enjoys hearing them scream and plead, he even made a special chemical mixture that amplifies pain, making a pinch feel like a gunshot."

Kickin... he used to actually be a normal KickinChicken, friends with the other smiling critters. But he wanted to be cooler. He was way more ambitious. So he joined a club he thought was cool, however… it turned out to be a gang, and they weren't going to let him quit that easily. He was forcefully dragged along in the multiple, MULTIPLE crimes the gang did, murder, mugging, robbing, you name it. Until one day, he was dragged into a heist, however it didn't go as the gang planned exactly as the authorities showed up way faster than expected. They got into a shootout, and while KickinChicken was scared and confused, then suddenly, he got shot in the forehead. However, due to how brains really work, he survived. But he changed. He became more violent, was a bit easier to anger, and loved seeing people dying or get hurt. After this new personality change, his gang actually started to like him. Until…. One day, fueled by his lust for blood, he slaughtered his own gang, before heading to his old friend's houses and caving in their skulls. Also, he was basically kicked out of the smiling critters friend group after his personality change, obviously due to him being violent and easy to tick off.

Mob!CatNap's description coming soon....

Slasher!DogDay's description coming soon....

Slasher!DogDay: 27

Twisted!Bubba: 25

Violent!Kickin: 24

Mob!CatNap: 41

There will be topics of gore, mutilation, torture, force feeding, death, and violence.

You have been warned.....

"F̵̙͌̏o̵̪̾ṵ̷̾̓ṋ̷́͛̑d̴̜̪̺̊ ̵͔͎͔̈y̷̡̨̽͂ǒ̶̰u̴̞͋̿.̵̢̩̋͜" -Twisted!Bubba/Bubba Bubbaphant the twisted

(credits to @protective-mama-bear thank you for making this lol, also this is probably what he actually looks like, wearing that lab coat.)

"I'm gonna cave your face in bitch!" -Violent!Kickin/KickinChicken the violent

(again, credits to @protective-mama-bear. just combine the normal body of this, and the detailing I gave to my art Kickin's jacket and the bat length, and bam, canon apperance.)

"Shhhh. I'll make you go to sleep... permanently." -Mob!CatNap/Mafioso CatNap

(Gasless version)

(Again, credits to @protective-mama-bear for this wonderful art!)

"Let's see how much blood is in you." -Slasher!DogDay

V(Woundless, barbed wireless, and maskless version)V

V(Barbed wireless)V

(Once more, credits to @protective-mama-bear, they really help me with my AU.)

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[the-arcade-doctor]

[[ STOP KOSA ]]

[[ RULES ]]

[[ GAMES AND GAME RULES ]] [[ PRIZE CORNER ]]

Some context: Text Doctors are a collection of Tumblr-based RP blogs featuring plague doctors made out of ASCII symbols with their own unique lore, they're mostly variants of the first one to don the title, Doctor Screech, a eldritch monster who hails from the abyss and landed in a world of violet occupied by walking fungal-infected-corpses and other such nasties.

HEY YOU! ARE YOU BORED? WHO AM I KIDDING, YOU FOUND THIS BLOG SO OF COURSE YOU ARE, LUCKILY FOR YOU, THIS IS AN BLOG FOR THE MOST… INTERESTING PLACE ON THE WEB!

WELCOME, LADIES, GENTS, AND EVERYONE ELSE TO

A PLACE OF INTRIGUE AND DANGER, MYSTERY AND WONDER! WHERE GAMES FEEL ALMOST ALIVE AND THE OWNER IS OVERJOYED TO MEET NEW FRIENDS!

ARCADE SCHEDULE

OPEN - 9:00 OR 11:00 AM

CLOSE 11:00 PM AFTER HOURS - 12:00 PM TO 6:00 AM MORE INFO BELOW, ENJOY YOUR STAY!

ENTRY #1: THE DENIZENS J:\\ THE MAKER \\\\

>> Jay. a 5’8, 17 (now 18) year old boy (when he feels like) with tan skin, wearing a black hoodie with a green “87” on it, grey sweatpants, and black shoes, under his hood lies a led visor displaying green animated eyes. He runs an arcade, overseen by a plague doctor suit made out of keyboard symbols, it has a parasitic relationship with his soul that enhances his ego. he runs an arcade as a front to gain more power to cut the strings of fate the gods have cast upon him.

[ jay speaks like this. ]

Jay, he found his way into a mysterious world occupied by a lone plague doctor, a beast who wore a mask of violet, the first ever "text doctor", at least, that's what he called himself, the plague doctor made out of... ASCII symbols? His name was Screech (@the-text-doctor), they got to know each other, the beast was wiser, older, had a family and most of all? POWER. Jay eventually stumbled onto a stray portal, and found a dimension with a lone arcade in it. It was empty, abandoned. It was quiet at first. Then the trials began with new technology Jay founded. His suit. A green, distorted form of the plague doctor made of symbols he met from days before. it was a beast forever crying emerald tears.. It took over the dimension. Slowly at first, but then rapidly, the floors turned black, the walls turned a dark shade of green, the arcade grew, seemingly floating. It was all falling into place. J:\\ THE SUIT \\\\ A green plague doctor made out of ASCII symbols, slashes make up his limbs and torso, and tear streaks fall down his mask. His left arm is corrupted heavily, with claws made of black triangles. He also has one corrupted wing made out of corrupted textures and glitch artifacts, on his chest lies a dark green mantle with two mirroring "J"s. His belt is made of square brackets and equal signs. This suit was made a host of the place it is now known for, but also to fight, and fight it does, it would be unwise to pick a fight with it in it's unnatural habitat.

thanks to @just-hyper-active for jotette's neck fluff [ J:\\ JOTA SPEAKS LIKE THIS. ] [ ♀J:\\ JOTETTE SPEAKS LIKE THIS. ]

The suit, when worn, made him agitated, angry, violent, egotistical, envious, and any other sense of the words, so much so that it took over his very soul, encasing it in a green hue, and wings, ever since, everyone wanted that exotic, digitized soul for themselves. The Jotette side grade makes Jay feels as if he's the prettiest thing on two legs, still as pyschopathic.

It was perfect for what he needed. He's been researching other worlds for a while, so they were next, but until then? He needed somewhere to cover up his research... the arcade would do just fine. He'd get to lounge around all day, and work on gaining more strength by night. Eventually, he opened the arcade, and attracted quite a crowd. He didn't feel much for them, just lambs to the slaughter, he thought. but eventually he grew fond of some of his visitors, some he loved seeing, some less so. his power grew... but he needed more. He eventually found other worlds, more creatures like his suit, “text doctors” as he calls them, more forms to take, more things to assimilate into his growing matrix of code and hate. J:\\ THE LESSER GODS \\\ In the world of digital evils known only by "EXEs", there lie creatures who couldn't get their hands on the vessels everybody knows them for, Sonic, Mario, Pac-Man, the like. These creatures have been festering inside unknown and uncared for video games, i.e one-off titles or edutainment games. They all think the ranks of Sonic.EXE have it too easy since they have more recognizable vessels, so they've decided to form in gangs of sorts, Jay has felt pity for them, and built a refuge for some of them called Circuitboard City. ENTRY #2: THE DIMENSION, THE BOARDER BETWEEN THE PHYSICAL AND DIGITAL REALMS

J:\\ OUTSIDE \\\\ A vast, black expanse, adorned with grid-patterned green lines and shrouded mountains that conceal Circuitboard City. Green floating stairs serve as the arcade entrance, the space under the arcade leading to an underground subway entry point for access to Circuitboard City.

J:\\ SUBWAY \\\\ The Subway, a dark green and somewhat dirty underground passage, links the arcade to the wonders of Circuitboard City, some Lesser Gods have taken refuge here as opposed to Circuitboard City.

J:\\ CIRCUITBOARD CITY \\\\

helped by @just-hyper-active The cyber-city sprawls beyond the mountains, initially visible like a distant skybox. However, the true nature of this place is revealed when you journey there through the Subway, unlocking Circuitboard City in it's fullest. Jay shelters Lesser Gods amidst the skyscrapers, surrounded by advertisements for JOTA's Arcade.

J:\\ ARCADE INTERIOR \\\\ Inside the arcade, a surreal extension of JOTA's twisted yet whimsical persona unfolds with moving wall patterns and nonsensical floors. Rows of cabinets, a prize corner, and a maintenance room entrance mark the journey. As one ascends towards JOTA's office, the rooms defy Euclidean logic, with unconventional door placements, and other such glitchy mishaps.

J:\\ HALLWAY \\\\ A simple hallway stretching to both the left and right of the office. J:\\ MYSTICS ROOM \\\\ A room where Jay's been studying various deities and other such creatures, such as Zalgo, Screech, and more. This room is to the left of the office hallway.

J:\\ JOTA'S OFFICE \\\\ JOTA's office, a dark green room adorned with silver accents. A faux bird rug lies in the center, and a dark green desk bears a lunatic's scribbles. Nearby stands a simple polygon statue of a pixelated emerald-textured plague doctor. Wall sketches depict a green heart with expansive wings and stylized plague doctors drawn from simple lines and shapes. Above, a mounted skull with a "GAME OVER - JOTAPHOBIA" plaque completes the room.

J:\\ JAY'S BEDROOM \\\\ Jay's bedroom, features a beanbag bed, the sole Sega Genesis in the arcade ever since a run-in with Sonic.EXE himself, Sonic posters, and invisible ink-laden posters of the other text doctors, the Cade Crew, and Jay himself. The dark green room houses a simple stand with drawers, holding obscure games, and a basic TV. This room is to the right of the office hallway.

J:\\ JOTA'S THRONE \\\\ On the main floor, JOTA's throne, a giant green chair, stands amidst corrupted textures and computer parts, adorned with a "GAME OVER" banner. J:\\ SUIT JUNGLE \\\\ Behind the curtains of the throne room lies the enigmatic Suit Jungle, featuring towering, unreachable arcade cabinets and one of them stands far above the rest, displaying myriad copies of JOTA's suit, glaring at whoever roams by, amid twisted metal trees and digital leaves, static falls like water and error messages are the closest thing to clouds, more copies of the suit are found crawling around, acting as birds, glitching green messages, seemingly written by Jay himself adorn the place's floors and walls.

the voices I have for all of my anons unless said otherwise: https://tts.cyzon.us EXE

Jay first encountered Sonic.EXE, also known as "X," during an event called Incident X. This voidspawn manifested itself as Sonic and attempted to claim Jay's soul. The encounter took place fashionably late at JOTA's arcade, following the Halloween EXE Takeover in 2023. Since then, X has been engaging in periodic battles with Jay's suit.

X derives pleasure from toying with human souls, leaving Jay concerned about how long he can keep the entity amused before facing potential death. In the aftermath of the incident, Jay discovered the existence of other entities similar to X, collectively referred to as The Lesser Gods or The X Underlings.

[the-666-news]

BREAKING NEWS!

Good evening, I’m Katie Killjoy!

And I’m Tom T—

Nobody gives a shit.

We’re here to report on all the hottest gossip of Hell, and maybe even Heaven or Earth. If we feel like it, who fucking knows? We’ll cover gossip from all over, including here!

And to answer questions that our viewers may have for us!

OOC:I have no association with Vivziepop or her characters, this is just an obsessed fan being bored and goofing off. Things will most likely be out of character at times, I’m just kinda having fun with this.

Feel free to dm me if you want me to reblog a specific drama!

Red Text—Katie Killjoy

Blue Text—Tom Trench

[[Double Bracket Text]]—Andy/Mod

Blog tags—

Blog Tag 🝮 “#the-666-news”

Ooc 🝮 “#Andy Gossips:Ooc Posts”

Original Posts 🝮 “#Breaking News:Original Posts”

Ask Answered 🝮 “#QNA:Asks”

Reblogs 🝮 “#Reporting:Reblogs”

Discord Screenshots 🝮 “#Reporting:Screenshots”

The AU world 🝮 “#The Hellaverse Discord AU”

Threads 🝮 “#Interviewing:Threads”

End of Thread 🝮 “#Interviews:End of Thread”

Katie Speaks 🝮 “#Katie Killjoy—Reporting”

Ton Speaks 🝮 “#Tom Trench—Reporting”

[[ I @ most of the people I’ve ever interacted with on any of my blogs below. If you wish to be added or removed, dm me]]

Mod:

@sockmanduckman

Morningstars:

@king--of--ducks (Same mod)

@lilith--morningst4r

@mcalastor

@charlie-morningstar666

@the-moth-ex-angel

@damian-morningstar

@headlessdeaddancer

@alyxdefoisnthere

Deadly Sins:

@mammon-money-maker (Same mod)

@featheryhoe

@beelzebubtheglutton

Royalty:

Overlords:

@mcalastor

@mcvox

@xxsmilingdeerxx

@vox-tv-demon

@the-fourth-vee

Hellborn:

@ace-loves-josh (Same mod)

@josh-loves-ace

@its-chaz-time-3

Sinners:

@the-original-dickmaster

@blue-gem-overlord

@bad-boy-lover

@nifftyhasaknife

@deadbeatbartender

Imps and Hellhounds:

@moxxies-wife (Same mod)

@wally-wackfords-wacky-blog (Same mod)

@the--country--imp

@fizzie-froggie

@fizzythefrog

@fizzy-jezter

Non Hell:

@ask-the-archs

@ask-pentious

@the-exterminator

@penguinmaster9999

[maryhadalittlemaggic]

˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓬𝓓𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓭⋅ ˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚

Welcome to my blog loves, stay as long as you want!

-Dont be mean or I'll send the big dogs after you (@mar-lean-into-me and @prongsieb0y )

-She/her (they/them), byesexual ❤️

-Fashion enthusiast

-My New years resolution it to only dread one day at a time, every year it has yet to change.

-Besties with lilyflower <333

⋆ ˚｡ ⋆୨ ♡ ୧⋆ ˚｡ ⋆

~I just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that bitch/Even when I'm crying crazy/Yeah, I got boy problems, that's the human in me/Bling-bling, then I solve 'em, that's the goddess in me~

-6TEEN

-Hogwarts student

❀˖°

-Romcoms/Romance books

-Abba, pop music <33, indie music <33

-Stuffed animals <3

-Magic ♡✧⁠*

ෆ๑❥๑ෆ

Other people I know!

@reg-can-swim (Regulus, Sirius' brother and James's bf)

@bartythebabygorljr (Evans bf! And the coolest bestest ever!! (At being a homosexual))

@cas0meadows (Cassssss!!! Marls gf!)

@panda-is-pan (Pandora, Evans sister. (Secretly my outfit INSPO))

@remus-john-mo0ny-lupin ( Remus my gossip/study buddy #3.)

@siriuslyhotterthanyou (Gossip buddy #2. My Favorite star. My fav silly goose)

@the-one-and-only-lily-evans (LILY MY BFF <33 4lifers! Study/gossip buddy #1)

@evanmp3 (Gossip buddy #5, my little forest wanderer friend)

@emmy-vance333 (Super cool bestie :D)

(RP ACC!! DONT INTERACT IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS TYPE OF CONTENT)

Main acc- @siriuslygay1981

[talesofmysticfalls]

We are currently searching and accepting all mod applications! Please fill out and submit if interested! - 21+ Only - Highly Canon and Oc friendly - No Character Limit - Friendly to all - Politics are not allowed - LGBTQ+ friendly - Trolls banned on sight - Many roleplay channels including states! - Multi and exclusive shipping! - Semi-lit to Literate roleplay server, 4+ sentences! - Roleplay events & server events, including hysterical group crack roleplay. - Watch parties of TVD, including favored Episodes. - Roleplay shipping/character discussions - wines-days and vc banter!

(BE WARNED: This server branches off from seasons 3 and 4 for TVD, thus some things might be a little divergent, however, we promise to maintain as close to canon as possible!)

First Group Rp Lore:

The peaceful town of Cold Spring, New York has been thrown into chaos by a series of vicious animal attacks. The violent incidents have caused widespread panic among the townspeople, and as a result, a small group of Lycans has been forced to leave the place they once called home. The once serene and harmonious community is now behind them, the pack arrives at Mystic Falls, GA.

In the town of Mystic Falls, a rogue werewolf has been stalking the group, causing chaos and murdering young women. The town is now in a state of panic over the so-called "animal attacks". As the community comes together, they meet new faces and form new bonds.

Some Questions remain, However:

What is going to happen next? And who will be willing to put an end to one petty Werewolf?

MOD APPLICATION HERE

WANTED CANONS FOR THE SERVER:

- Damon and Stefan Salvatore

- Elena and Jeremy Gilbert

- Caroline Forbes

- All of The Mikaelsons

- Tyler Lockwood

- The Donovans

- Bonnie Bennette (And many more <3)

[mary-inkay-cosmetics]

Hey Boss Babes <3

Hey, Boss Babes 😍😍😍 It's me, Glynda Glytters ✨✨✨, the social media 📳📳📳 coordinator (and Contest 🏅🏅🏅 Coordinator) for Mary Inkay Cosmetics!!!!! 💄🥰💅

FAQ (Frequent Asked Queries!)

How can I sign up to sell Mary Inkay Cosmetics?

You can sign up at www.maryinkaycosmetics.poke/sellers/Glynda-Glitters/starter-kit

Isn't this a pyramid scheme?

Pyramid Schemes are illegal, hun 💅💅💅

Your products gave me a rash!

Um, no it didn't, sweetie, our products are pure and natural! You probably just don't know how to put on makeup! 💅💅💅

Where are your products’ ingredients listed?

Nowhere, silly! What, you think we're going to let someone steal our formula? 😤😤🤨

How many kids do you have?

As a #boymom, I have three boys! Jaxen, Jaxon, and Jaxyn!

How much money do you make?

#sixfigures #retiringmyhusband #andnotwithachainsaw #unlesshedisobeys ✨✨✨✨✨✨

OOC Under the Cut

Ooc: Hiya, it's Xander again, back with another pkmn irl blog, this one's a fake MLM. Don't actually join a multi level marketing company, they're all scams lol. 

Since this a fake company page, Pelipper Mail is off, Magic Anons are off, but please please please send hate anons. Glynda is the cattiest mother of three who's ever existed. She wants to FIGHT. Please please please let her fight!