#sad gay wizard smut

[zillanovikov]

sad gay wizard pining

This is how I convinced an author to write fanfic of her own novel about a wizard trying to stop magical climate change. This wizard, aka Ian Mallory, has been in love with his best friend, Jonah Augustine, for twenty years. Jonah Augustine is also in love with him. During this time, they have never banged.

"Surely like, one time," I said to the author as I beta read Cascade. Beta reading novels gives you access to the author's headcanon, sometimes. "It's been twenty years. At least a smooch."

"Nope," said Rachel A Rosen. "Not once."

"No one has that kind of self control," I argued. "Ian was literally the reason Jonah figured out he was bi."

"Ian's a wizard who can see all possible futures. He knows it would be a catastrophically bad idea."

"Counterpoint, I can see the future and I know if I finish an entire bag of chips on my own I will regret it, but I'm halfway through this Sour Cream and Onion and I'm not slowing down."

"Fine," said Rachel A Rosen. "I will write you a prequel short story of them not hooking up. It will be … much smuttier than you're expecting."

So she did.

If you want to read it, there's a free copy if you sign up to the Night Beats Newsletter. You can unsubscribe after downloading it if you're not a newsletter-kinda-person. You can buy Cascade here, but you don't need to read Cascade first to appreciate the wizard-pining. It stands alone plenty well.

[junkiepunkie]

The Pact Fic -an excerpt of my Grindeldore oneshot.

Albus lay on the floor of the barn, panting and arching back. 

It was August 7th, the midway point between his birthday and Gellert’s. A sick, twisted grin lay on both their faces, today was their day. 

It had taken some work to clear out the barns middle without their wands, but Gellert was insistent that they should only use their magic for one thing that day. He wanted the occasion to be a memorable one after all. The taller man all but collapsed next to Albus, equally as out of breath and even more -if that was indeed possible- excited. 

“How long now?” Albus asked, looking with a needy pout out at the achingly slow setting sun.

Gellert sighed gently.

”Not long at all.” He clarified “But it must be during golden hour. It must be beautiful.”

For a beat, there was utter silence as both boys turned entirely to face each other in the quiet heat of their affection. They were radiant like this, content in their own madness in a way very few ever were. The moment was patient, and their love palpable. Then, the first glimpse of gold light streaked across Albus’ torso.

Gellert shot to his feet, raring to begin now that their ceremony was sure to be done in the truest height of beauty they could afford. He stopped only for a second, and only to yank Albus from the ground, and then he was like a freight train. Each and every movement his body made hit Albus like right hooks, it was a muggle kind of magic that Gellert possessed in times such as these. The kind of magic that he had taught Albus was inferior. 

Charm.

Once or twice Albus had considered telling Gellert that he thought that type of magic could be just as powerful as anything conjured by a wand, but then he remembered what cause he was fighting for, and stopped short. For the greater good.

His wand was in his hand before he could even register that he was upright. Gellerts determined pace was making him dizzy. Something the fair haired man duely noted.

”I seem to be a little eager.” He noted happily

Albus’ face broke into a large smile.

”Excitement suits you.”

“You flatter me mein maus” 

Albus smile turned fond at the pet name, he’d tried once to give Gellert the same name in English to match, but the idea was rejected rather naturally in favor of a more suitable animalistic title. Falcon. But that was not the name he used in this moment. No…. There was one more appropriate for the tone of the room.

“I just tell the truth, sir.” 

The air around Gellert shifted and the gold of sunset caught his lighter eye. Albus’ breath caught for a moment at the sight before him, allowing him to admire -in stillness- the creature of a man that stood before him. 

“So that’s how you want this to go?” Gallert smirked, leaning right into Albus’ ear as his voice fell to a whisper “you want me to do it don’t you?”

They had discussed it only briefly, and only on dark nights in desperate times, and yet Albus nodded dumbly as he shifted to once again meet Gellert’s icy gaze. 

“I want to feel what it’s like before we give it up.” He rasped, looking up at this lover.

Gellert hummed lowly. He liked when Albus did that with his voice, when he was dry throated and breathless. It was by far his favourite sound, well, except maybe for-

He grabbed Albus' throat roughly, pressing down as hard as he could without causing lasting damage. There! that whimper that was his favourite sound. It echoed round the barn like music, a love song just for them.

Albus broke free after a tense minute, he loved the feeling, but he needed to breathe. For a moment, Gellert's wicked smirk dropped from his face. Without it he looked... severe.

"Albus, are you absolutely sure-"

the shorter man didn't even hesitate "yes."

Gellert swallowed thickly, he was truly cursed of mind, but as much as he loved the gritty look of fear and pain as it crossed the face of the average man, he couldn't help but stall slightly. He knew what Albus craved, what he felt he had to experience just this once, at the hands of his lover, and yet the soon to be infamous Gellert Grindelwald faltered. If only for a second. 

He drew his wand.

 "very well," he observed with caution as his lover gave him space and walked back to where his obligatory fall would be broken by soft hay rather than slabs of stone. Only when the man was completely still and calm did he dare utter the word. "Crucio"

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The Blood Fic (3975 words) by Junkinthepunk Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald Additional Tags: Young Gellert Grindelwald, Young Albus Dumbledore, Young Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Smut, Sad, Angst, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Blood and Injury, Misguided Albus Dumbledore, Past Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, Possessive Gellert Grindelwald, Top Gellert Grindelwald, Bottom Albus Dumbledore, Kinky, Blood Kink, albus dumbledore has a pain kink, grindewald is only too happy to oblige, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Gay Sex Summary: Albus Dumbledore and Gellert grindewald make a blood pact. What ensues is sensual, meaningful sex, and a sad ending for the both of them. TW: blood, very brief depiction of cutting in the context of a blood pact, non-sexual cohersion.

[hand-writxen]

Kyle X Stan// Elfwalker

TW// gay smut.

MINORS DNI 18+

Stan stood At attention beside his king as the advisors crowded around the table in front of him. The princess and king from the kingdom to the west stood on the other end of the table,

“Then it's agreed, Before the summer solstice you will marry my daughter and we shall forge an alliance against the humans.” The king of the west says. Stan feels his chest tighten and his heart stop, the treaty being finalized meaning the end of his time with the love of his life, his king. After the meetings close, The king motioned for the other advisers to leave allowing Stan to be alone in the presence of the king.

“Stanley..” The king is cut off by Stan roughly placing his helmet onto the table.

“No Kyle, you don’t get to downplay this again. We’ve danced around these feelings and secrets for a year now. I don't want to be overshadowed by this princess and arranged marriage, It's not fair.” Stan’s words are both harsh and filled with anguish. Kyle turns his sharp green eyes fully to the half orc standing across from him, a scowl drawn across his lips as he sighs with disdain.

“What would you have me do Marshwalker? The citizens need the support this alliance brings, and we can finally retake the stick from the wizard king, I don't see any other way to go about this.” He says, his voice rough with a small edge of sadness. Stan, having had enough of the excuses, grabs his helmet and storms from the meeting chambers.

Night fell quicker then Kyle had expected, the lack of Stan at supper made the meal a lot more somber as he made his way back to his room by candle light. A drawn out sigh leaves Kyle as he pushes his bedroom door open, dismissing his guard for the evening. He makes quick work of removing his royal robes and laying them over his chair as he pulls off his crown, his fiery curls being released to their natural poofy state. Kyle sits on his bed to unbuckle his boots when the door is pulled open and shut again causing the scrawny man to shoot up, boots in hand ready to swing until stan walks around the curtin, hardly giving the bulkier half orc a moment to comprehend what is happening before he's hit by a heeled boot.

“Ow, what the hell Kyle?!” Stan groans, rubbing his head as he glares up at his tall lover. Kyle gasps softly and covers his mouth, a small grin evident in his tone.

“I'm so sorry Stanley, I didn't expect it to be you. I assumed you were still upset.” Kyle says, taking a moment to take in Stan’s ruffled appearance, his shirt half untucked and a bit of dust clung to his unruly black hair, “I take it you went to the training grounds to release some of that anger?” Stan nods, before sighing.

“I know you have to do this, I just… I don't want to stop sharing a bed with you, let alone lose your love.” He says, pain and sadness clinging to his voice. Kyle was at a loss for words, he didn't know how to respond properly to his knight when he suddenly found himself backed into the bed.

“Stanley…” He softly trails off at the look of pure love and desperation in Stan's eyes as he slowly gives in. Stan hesitates a moment longer before he leans up and kisses the royal in front of him, slowly backing him into the bed and pressing him into the mattress. The kiss starts out soft, steady and slow as Stan tries to memorize the feeling of Kyle before Kyle settles himself on top of Stan, his hips planted on top of Stan's, never breaking the kiss. Stan finally separates his lips from Kyle’s panting softly, his hazy gaze meeting a pair of half lidded emerald eyes, he shifts a bit so he’s sitting up, his lips pressing against the pale, speckled flesh of kyles shoulder as he tugs the baggy shirt off his thin frame, large hands encasing Kyle’s hips as his lips move to trail along his throat as he leaves visible marks causing kyle to sit back with a small almost silent whimper.

“Stan! You can't, they’ll see!” He reprimands the half orc who hardly acknowledges the concern with a half hearted grunt of annoyance and looks up at kyle.

“Then let them.” Stan swallows Kyle's complaints with another kiss, the tent in his pants noticeable as Kyle settles himself back down on top of Stan and slips his hands under Stan’s shirt and along his chest as he pulls the shirt off of Stan. Kyle takes this moment to admire Stan, his large and supple chest only blemished by a few moles across his stomach and a few battle scars earned protecting Kyle’s own life. Kyle presses Stan back onto the bed, kissing along the scars before pulling back Stan's pants, allowing his hard member to spring free. Kyle takes Stan’s cock into his hand, his slender fingers wrapping around the Girthy length as he starts to pump at a steady pace, drawing deep groans and growls from Stan which change to a deep throaty moan as Kyle takes him into his mouth. Kyle’s tongue swirls around the tip, playing the sensitive area as he closes his lips over it. He keeps his focus there, loving the noises that spill from the other man as he sucks. Stan’s large hand tangles itself in Kyle’s curls as he groans as Kyle continues his momentum while slowly taking more and more of the half orc into his mouth, hollowing his cheeks as he continues to suck on the large member.

“Fuck kyle.. I forget how good you are at this.” Stan's voice is a low rasp as watches Kyle continue to bob his head along his cock, taking as much as he can into his mouth as he looks up at his lover. Stan keeps his hand tangled in his curls as the moans that fall from his throat are sinful and deep, Stan finally pulls kyle’s mouth off of his hard length before pulling the pale royal into a bruising kiss and pressing him down onto the mattress as he starts to press open mouth kisses across the expanse of kyles chest and stomach.

“Quit teasing me already.” Kyles gasped out as Stan took his right nipple into his mouth causing the slender elf to arch off the bed, his clothed member brushing against Stan’s causing both men to moan, Stan continues his abuse of Kyle’s nipples before finally pulling back and tugging his pants down and off his legs. Kyle lets out a soft whimper as the cold night air caresses his hard and throbbing member, before the whimpers turn louder as Stan grabs his hips and pulls him closer. Stan pumps his cock a few times before reaching beside the bed and pulling out a small jar from beside the bed, rubbing a generous amount along his thick member before spreading Kyle's thighs.

“Ready, Ky?” Stan’s voice is rough as it covers Kyle's muffled whimpers as he presses a large digit into Kyle’s ready entrance, drawing a moan out of the pale man. Stan begins to thrust his digit into Kyle’s entrance, feeling the ring of muscle clench needily around his digit, drawing a strangled grone from him as he quickly inserts a second one, scissoring them with slight care yet at a quick speed before withdrawing them both as he watches his lover clench around nothing. The pale king lets out an annoyed grunt,

“Just put it in Stanley, please!” Kyle’s voice pitches a few tones higher as he tries to wiggle his hips needily to Stan, Stan grunts as Kyle grinds into his throbbing member before taking his cock into his fist beginning to teasing his tip against Kyle's entrance. Kyle moans as the thick head of Stan’s cock stretches him open in a mixture of pain and pleasure, his slender fingers turning white as he digs his fingertips into the sheets, his body shuddering as Stan continues to thrust himself into Kyle. Stan grunt as he feels Kyle’s thighs press against him, causing him to sink further into the skinny elf drawing forth louder whimpers and mewls that he stifles using his hand as he quickly covers Kyle’s mouth. Stan gives Kyle a moment to adjust before he presses the rest of his cock into Kyle as he groans, the feeling of the king clenching around him continues to draw breathy and deep moans as he begins to slide out before thrusting back in settingling into a rhythm. The muffled cries and moans coming from the elf spurred the half orc to pick up his pace, his hand wrapping around the king’s twitching slender length and pumping it in time to his rough thrusting. The chamber filled with the soft muffled sounds of the elf king’s moans and the panting groans of his Knight as they both chase release, Stan’s rhythm becomes sloppy and rough as he reaches closer to his high, his hand working to drag his sensitive lover to the same climax. A muffled cry from Kyle is the only warning Stan gets before the elf’s lower back and hips arch slightly as he climaxes across both his own stomach and stan’s, the feeling of kyle’s body clamping down on the half orc’s member drags Stan into his own climax. A final cry of Stan’s name leaves the king’s lips as he feels his lover fill him full of his cum as the two pant in sync, coming down from their highs as they press close together under the sheets enjoying the feeling of being one.

After a few calm moments of observing Kyle's sleeping face and making sure that the king was fully asleep Stan slips from the covers and pulls his trousers and boots on before placing an item on the king’s bedside table and slips from the room and into the silence of the hallways.

[danpuff-ao3]

Snarry Recs: 2022 Fest Fics

So much good content comes out of fests, and I really do have so much love for the Snarry fests out there! Really doing the work to spread the Snarry agenda, and we have to love and respect it. Plus...how can a gal say no to more Snarry content?? She can't.

I chose 3 from each fest to keep it even and fair, and also to keep it from getting out of hand. But I do recommend checking out the other fics from each fest if you find yourself wanting more! So many excellent fics were posted this year! Please feel free to binge-read them all. (But start with my list because I have most excellent taste 😉) (Also because I really love these fics and need people to love them with me!!!! 😍)

Snarry Adopt-a-Prompt

Certain Dark Things

by LilaDiurne (@liladiurne.) Rated E. 50k. AU. Slytherin!Harry. 1st person POV. Pining. Seduction. Manipulation. Brief Harry/other. Gorgeous, gorgeous work.

In which Severus takes a trip to Italy, thinking he'll have a quiet time at the Malfoys' villa, but Harry has other plans.

Written for prompt #182: AU. Harry never lived with the Dursleys. He was adopted by the reformed Malfoys as an infant. He is secretly in love with his adopted father's best friend, Severus Snape.

Ghosts of Christmas

by PinaNaponi (@vulnerasanenturmyprince.) Rated E. 45k. Fluff & smut. Hurt/comfort. Found family. Mental health issues. Probably my favorite Nina fic. Really heartwarming and lovely but tinged with sadness and bits of angst.

Prompt #53: Harry visits a recuperating Severus at Spinner’s End at Christmas and ends up learning quite a lot from Eileen, who has been taking care of him.

A story about recovery, ghosts of the past and forgiveness.

Before the Police Were Told

by salazarinadress. Rated E. 24k. Muggle AU. Crime. Witness protection. Homophobia. Angst.

Severus is tired. He doesn’t want to work for Tom, and he doesn't want to be a Death Eater, either. The only thing he wants is for his decades-long ordeal to be over... so it’s just his luck that when the Aurora taskforce asks him to testify and put Tom away forever, it’s for the one crime he can never speak of. The crime that has haunted him for thirty five years.

A fic about Severus; the choices he made, and the ones he never had. About redemption, and deservedness. Also about kissin’.

Snarry-a-Thon

The Potter Phenomenon

by ines_iz. Rated E. 31k. Romance. Homophobia. Coming out. Idiots in love. Coworkers to lovers. Pining. Angst, with a happy ending.

When Harry Potter, queer star of the Wizarding World, returns to Hogwarts as the new Defence professor, Severus Snape is not happy. In fact, he is positively outraged. Not only does Severus have to endure the man's obnoxious behaviour (not to mention his ridiculous sense of fashion), but he also ends up being dragged into Potter's attention-seeking plans — and, ultimately, is forced to face a few demons of his own. Or: Harry Potter Goes Gay (and the entirety of Hogwarts Goes Gay with him)

A Trick of the Mind

by PinaNaponi. Rated E. 40k. UST. Pining. Legilimency. Enemies to lovers.

Ever since the horcrux in his head is gone, Legilimency comes easy to Harry. It’s nearly laughable how easy it is, considering how much he used to struggle with it back in his fifth year. But he reckons half of that had been Snape’s fault anyway. Who on earth would enjoy the nasty git invading their mind?

But as life as Harry has known it changes, Harry’s opinion on the matter changes with it ― rather drastically so if he’s being perfectly honest.

With Aloha

by silvereye5 (@silvereye5.) Rated E. 26k. Fluff. Hawaii. Fun!

Severus and Harry are booked on the same gay singles cruise.

Snarry AUctober Fest

Found

by avioleta (@avioleta.) Rated E. 16k. Postwar. Domestic fluff. Developing relationship. Naked swimming!!!! Sweet & sexy.

The night of the Battle of Hogwarts, Severus Snape disappears and is presumed dead. One day, however, Harry Potter finds him in Italy and...stays.

When Dreams Come True

by maraudersaffair (@maraudersaffair.) Rated E. 10k. Pining. Secret crush. Injury. Bondage. Light d/s. Hurt/comfort. Fun & sweet!

Harry is a world famous Quidditch star and Severus is his biggest fan (in secret). He is also desperate for Harry to dominate him.

The Boy

by themoonandstars1989. Rated E. 2k. Dead dove. Underage. Non-con. Somnophilia. Curses. Imprisonment. Dark Snape. Dark fairytale vibes. Bad dirty wrong!

The boy had grown beautiful — alabaster skin and dark red lips. Snow White personified, waiting for a prince's kiss to wake him up. 

Or was it Sleeping Beauty?

Severus paid no mind to his mum's ramblings. He did not waste his childhood on fairy tales and wishes.

Maybe he should have.

Secret Snarry Swap

Slipping

by BlueSundayCake (@bluesundaycake.) Rated E. 11k. Drug use. Murder. Minor character death. Trafficking. Morally gray Harry. Angst. Sad start, hopeful ending. Gritty and real and I loved it so much.

After Harry takes on a strange case, everything begins to fall apart. Nothing makes sense, and he only has one person he can trust. Unless—? In which Harry doesn't cope very well with life after the war and keeps slipping.

Spy Glass

by suitesamba (@suitesamba.) Rated E. 18k. Seeker Harry. Spy Severus. Voyeurism. Hilarity. (Genuinely, so so funny, oh my god, I love it so much.)

England wants to insure star Seeker Harry Potter and his fabulous broom. Enter Severus Snape, wizarding investigator extraordinaire, ready to calculate risk and assess value. Tailing Harry Potter turns out to be the job of his dreams, though he wishes it could be done without the disguise. A tale of a man’s obsession, another man’s obsession, and a heartwarming ending where everyone ultimately gets what they want – or what they need.

Friends of Dorothy

by Writcraft (@writcraft.) Rated E. 22k. Bi!Harry. Self-discovery. Fun OCs. Magical creatures. Really enjoyable and happy story.

When Harry Potter sees Severus Snape on a date with another wizard it sets him on a journey of self-discovery that leads to the Friends of Dorothy Detective Agency and a Niffler called Toto.

[killva-creates]

Fanfic List

Fandom: MCR

Series

Anti Dysphoria One-shots

Infinity Stretches Unlimitlessly

Rating: Explicit

Ships: Frerard

Words: 1,186

Summary: Frank has a really hard time on his period, and Gerard wants to help him out. (Feat. Vampire Gerard and Trans Frank)

Author's Notes: My first fic on AO3. I was on my period at the time, had a thought, and acted on it. Title from a Siouxsie and the Banshees song.

TW: Blood

Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want

Rating: Explicit

Ships: Frerard

Words: 2,677

Summary: "Can I ask you a stupid question?" Frank asks.

Gerard turns to look at him. “I’d tell you you don’t ask stupid questions but you literally asked me how to spell ‘stuff’ during English class.”

Frank flicks his burnt out cigarette at him and snorts. “Listen, man, I’d forgotten to get my morning coffee.”

Or; Frank has a question, and Gerard has several answers.

Author's Notes: Was some of this accurate with like top surgery stuff or the time period it's set in? Nah. Trans!Gerard and cis Frank.

Killjoys Make Some Noise (But If You're Not a Killjoy, Shut Up and Suffer) by Fall Out Boy

Rating: Mature

Ships: Frerard

Words: 775

Summary: “Guys shut up, this is the good part,” Mikey says without turning around.

There’s a moment of silence before Frank whispers in Gerard’s ear: “Fuck me on your fingers and see if he finds out.”

Or, Gerard gets frisky on movie night.

Author's Notes: Am I a slut for semi public sex? Apparently so. The ending to this makes me laugh so fucking hard.

Stand-Alones

Love is Natural and Real, but Not For You My Love

Rating: Teen

Ships: past Frerard

Words: 352

Summary: Sometimes love can't be saved, but the memories cling to you.

Author's Notes: All I can say is that I got sad and wrote something sad.

I Want What I Want (I Need What I Need)

Rating: Explicit

Ships: Frerard, background Petekey, background Ray x Christa

Words: 2,559

Summary: The chatter slowly dies down and Ray looks around. “Hey, where’s Gee?” “Gerard is unable to make it,” a voice booms from the hallway. “Instead, I give you the one, the only: Lola!” Gerard steps out from behind the wall and Frank realizes he is well and truly fucked.

Or, Gerard tries something new and Frank really enjoys it.

Author's Notes: A birthday fic for a friend of mine that I had a lot of fun to write. Features body worship, D&D, Gerard in drag, and Frank being a simp.

Recipe For Dis(Ass)ter

Rating: Explicit

Ships: Frerard, Rikey

Words: 8,523

Chapters: 4

Summary: “I did an oopsie,” Mikey offers.

“An oopsie?” Frank interrupts him. “An oopsie? Spilling coffee over your friend’s homework is an ‘oopsie’. But this? This is a full blown ‘I fucked up’.”

Or;

Three wizards. One overpowered batch of aphrodisiacs. Two gay roommates. What could possibly happen?

Author's Notes: I don't know what was going through my head at the time. All I know is it popped in and I had to get it out. The first chapter is entirely smut.

Birthday Police

Rating: Mature

Ships: Riley, Background Frerard

Words: 619

Summary: “Hide me,” Mikey whispered. “He’s gonna wake up soon.” Ray rolled the two of them over and drew up the sheets over them. They waited with bated breath for the telltale signs of Frank waking up.

Or, Mikey doesn't want to be tackled for his birthday. Ray makes sure he doesn't.

Author's Notes: I wanted to write something on my birthday and this popped out.

He's Just That Good

Rating: Mature

Ships: Rikey, background Frerard

Words: 1,634

Summary: “You know,” Ray begins, “I could probably help. Take your mind off everything. Help you not think. You know, if you’re up for it.” Mikey arches a brow, silently urging Ray to continue. “When I uh– when I go down on my female dates they usually really like it. And when I was dating Christa and she wanted to not think she’d ask me too– I mean– I could– if you wanted– You know–” Mikey, still looking Ray dead in the eye as he turns red and stumbles over his words, silently slides a hand up into Ray’s hair. He slowly pushes Ray’s head down towards his crotch. Ray stops talking for a second.

Or; Mikey gets frustrated at Frank and Gerard for being so damn happy. Ray distracts him and helps him get revenge.

Author's Notes: I had a thought that spawned this fic that was literally Ray Toro is good at cunnilingus and he can find the clitoris on the first try. Definitely my favorite fic I've written so far. (Trans Mikey)

Me and Michael

Rating: Teen

Ships: Rikey

Words: 377

Summary: Ray kisses up his jawline. “Michael, do you want to keep watching the movie?” Mikey’s eyes flutter open. Ray smiles. “Hey, handsome.”

Or; Mikey has a moment, and Ray loves him so much.

Author's Notes: Soft boys soft boys soft boys. (Trans Mikey)

Fandom: Star Trek TNG

More Than Satisfactory

Rating: General

Ships: DaForge

Words: 240

Summary: “But how will I know if you are finding this experience satisfactory?”

“Data, a kiss can’t be satisfactory.”

“It cannot?”

Or: Data has figured the mechanics of almost everything. Kissing, however, is a little harder to understand.

More fics on the way? Yes. I will add to this post when I have more.

[nochi-quinn]

campaign 3 episode 58: brb flying to la to steal matt's shins

I got sick again today but I'M TRYING

they got him!!

"we really should give all our producers a raise"

marisha that top

I believe the trope is magipunk but obvs I haven't seen it yet

HOWEVER magipunk is one of my favorite tropes so I'm hoping

game now called Taliesin's Baby

I hate literally every second of this

"teeth, tentacles and terror" hate that too

mapphew strikes again

"the trees have bones"

"we had a real estate agent but they ghosted us" BOO

"it's a bit much"

"I think you grabbed the one that was too big"

augh the wolf snouts coming out of it

"six :D"

HATE THAT NOISE

matt's noises are also hurting my brain so this tracks

nobody gets freaked out by legendary actions like travis gets freaked out by legendary actions

"BUT THAT'S METAGAMING"

"he's actually half butts"

matt says Make Expensive Choices

why does laura sound like she's on Old Timey Radio

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO

it's a Wet Monster it should take double from lightning

Chew Again

BIT IT AND QUIT IT

"how many of its butts fell off"

guiding bolt upp the butt(s)

FEARNE

"matthew how DARE you roll a natural 20"

NINE

FRIDA

somebody curse matt's dice

trade matt's dice with laura's

frida pulling every available feat out to throw at the meat tower

Action Surge Sharpshooter Grit Point is the fighter version of Reckless Great Weapon Master

"please gif that"

"aRe YoU uSiNg ThE sAmE dIcE"

"say parmesan if you want me to hit him" "PARMESAN"

"OKLAHOMA SAFE WORD"

a whole lot of rules just got flung around and I zoned out in self-defense

"a weird divacup for this massive period stain"

AUNT FLOW

"does it have eyes" "occasionally" "you can't SAY THAT"

hey I hate it

"a roll I wish I had failed"

gay

"tree trunk of skin" [lenny]

"it's not the holy grail!" "if you read enough dan brown - kinda!"

liam is here in spirit

AND ON SAM'S GAS CAN APPARENTLY

"GIVE HER BANGS"

"no, we just got the art"

oh hate

oh HATE

please run. please leave.

it is going to Eat You

"I rolled a 1 but it comes out to 23"

this is the closest we've gotten to matt breaking out an hourglass in a while

"paper - not being humanoid - because it's a piece of paper - "

"it's nOT A DILDO"

"frida - take this down"

CHRISTIAN

"and then I burn the notes and leave" okay arkhan

"just be a little smarter, okay?"

and then it WORKED

"this gargamel motherfucker stealing smurfs"

"I've never read a book. I'm actually older than books."

not the dot matrix printer

"be careful, link….the yuck moon rises once again…"

"I only saw her from the back but my god was she beautiful"

"abs for days"

COBOSO

"I don't know why wizards would have abs"

"it was very sad, he died, clearly"

irl gifts IRL GIFTS

SHIRTS

"I invented polyester"

and in the COLOR SCHEMES

"it's segmented, sepratated" sasha nein's mindscape

"you're a mess"

don't chase the rabbit!

if there are stars when you look down -

everybody gets presents

"it's a sweatshirt made out of wood"

YOU ARE WHO YOU CHOOSE TO BE

"one more?" "…….ka-put"

EVERYBODY GETS PRESENTS

eabria come get your smut

their collective quest to get travis to turn into a tomato

I can't believe this is canon

they almost have to swap back now right. right? this is such a good place to wrap up. please return the other half of the table.

thank you for not being That Guy matt

;-;

HEY MATT??

YOU'VE SUFFERED A TERRIBLE FATE HAVEN'T YOU

the RED END

did fcg just become a champion?

IS DEANNA BEING MADE A CHAMPION?

gods going through their whole rolodex sending out SOSes

I forgot how much of a dick pelor is

I'm sorry, the ~dawnfather~

wait is the spider queen freaking out at opal? is this a disaster on both sides of the aisle?

where's opal, I wanna talk to opal

imogen is the kid who grew up secular and heard about every different religion from pop culture osmosis

(imogen is me)

it's a Stuff-Doing-Coin

see in scripted media her giving him the ring would be an enormous death flag. it still kind of is because I'm a paranoid panda but still

you have to give travis the inventory it's the rules

SDKJFLKSD

matt

THE RTA

sam sploded

this is tonight's real lore drop

just throw a dart at the map

it does DAMAGE?

"why does he say it like that"

MATTHOLOMEW MERCER

"WHAT'S NEW JERSEY"

liam's not even here to do the accent

"that's more fun" FOR WHO

NO FUCK YOU

LAURA

MATT

I HATE EVERYONE HERE

"I can't tell if she's doing a bit"

BEEN A WHILE SINCE I WANTED TO FIGHT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT AFTER THE SHOW BUT HERE WE ARE

[ao3feed-iwaoi]

Haikyuu, but make it ✨️Magical✨️

Read this masterpiece on AO3 at https://ift.tt/h60mpdX

by JustLemoney

For the context: This is a Alternate Universe(AU) Basically some characters have magical abilities and the others do not. They ALL go to the same Highschool and live in dorms (pictures will be included-made by me) This will contain fluff, drama, including sadness, romance, maybe, just maybe, some smut and of course lots of friendship. -alright this sounds weird, meh I don't care- It is gay. Probably. I honestly don't have everything planed out so it might take a while each time when I update.

Words: 400, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi, Other

Characters: Sawamura Daichi, Azumane Asahi, Sugawara Koushi, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Ennoshita Chikara, Hinata Shouyou, Kageyama Tobio, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Matsukawa Issei, Hanamaki Takahiro, Kunimi Akira, Kindaichi Yuutarou, Kyoutani Kentarou, Watari Shinji, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Tendou Satori, Semi Eita, Shirabu Kenjirou, Goshiki Tsutomu, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Kuroo Tetsurou, Kozume Kenma, Haiba Lev, Yaku Morisuke, Kita Shinsuke, Ojiro Aran, Miya Atsumu, Miya Osamu, Suna Rintarou, Bokuto Koutarou, Akaashi Keiji, Konoha Akinori, Aone Takanobu, Futakuchi Kenji, Koganegawa Kanji, Komori Motoya, Terushima Yuuji

Relationships: Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Azumane Asahi/Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Hinata Shouyou/Kageyama Tobio/Tsukishima Kei, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei, Sakusa Kiyoomi/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Kindaichi Yuutarou/Kunimi Akira, Semi Eita/Shirabu Kenjirou, Goshiki Tsutomu/Tendou Satori, Kuroo Tetsurou/Yaku Morisuke, Haiba Lev/Kozume Kenma, Kita Shinsuke/Miya Atsumu, Miya Osamu/Suna Rintarou, Terushima Yuuji/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Akaashi Keiji/Bokuto Koutarou, Nishinoya Yuu/Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Kyoutani Kentarou/Watari Shinji, Ennoshita Chikara/Reader

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magic, Karasuno, Nekoma, Aobajousai, Shiratorizawa, Inarizaki, Elemental Magic, Demons, Angels, Wizards, What am I doing with my life?, something random i came up with, High School, Magic School, This is an AU

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/h60mpdX

[ao3feed-scorbus]

It Was Always You

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/4zemM2p

by littlelous

Albus and Scorpius are awful at making friends and have countless rumors spread about them because their fathers are two of the most famous- or infamous if you'd like- people in the wizarding world, so they decide to befriend one another. What starts off as a deal turns into a quick friendship which, eventually, blossoms into more.

OR...

The fic that follows Albus and Scorpius through their years at Hogwarts

Words: 9773, Chapters: 1/8, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, Rose Weasley, James Sirius Potter, Lily Luna Potter

Relationships: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter

Additional Tags: Not Canon Compliant, like at all, Fluff, Light Angst, Minor Character Death, slowburn, Hogwarts years, Friends to Lovers, Hurt and comfort, lots of comfort, Best Friends to Lovers, Soulmates, Light Smut, losers in love, Jealousy, Pining, Coming Out, Lot's of Albus' Family, Harry is a Good Dad, Draco is a good dad, A Chapter for Every Year, Slytherin Albus Severus Potter, Quidditch player Albus Severus Potter, I Told Y'all It Isn't Canon Compliant, Slytherin Scorpius Malfoy, Genius Scorpius Malfoy, Sad, Grief, Nightmares, They Comfort Each Other Constantly, Insomnia, Underage Drinking, experimenting, Gay Albus Severus Potter, Autistic Scorpius Malfoy, Bisexual Scorpius Malfoy, lots of gays

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/4zemM2p

[allwaswell16]

{Recently Read 1D Fics}

September 2021

These are all the One Direction fics I read and enjoyed in September. There are 17 recs here in all! You can listen to my podcast to hear me talk about each of these fics as well as an overview of what was posted on ao3 in September including the fics on this month’s fic roundup which you can find here! Please let the writers know if you liked the fics by leaving kudos and comments! Happy reading!

Fanfictional Podcast #29 | ko-fi | fic recs

-Larry-

Hold You Now by @solvetheminourdreams

(M, 131k, ex-fwb, British Louis, American Harry, PR specialist to freelancer Harry, hurt/comfort, angst with a happy ending, consultant to recruiter Louis, travel, slow burn, flashbacks, pining, lack of communication, no cheating, mild smut, a MUST READ emotional journey)

Three years ago, Harry Styles said goodbye to communications consultancy firm McQuiston Worldwide, leaving a life of travel and agency PR behind.

Know a Trick or Two by SadaVeniren / @sadaveniren

(E, 44k, Harry Potter au, magic, mpreg, one night stand, accidental pregnancies, mpreg Louis, mpreg Harry, muggle Harry, wizard Louis, quidditch player Louis, time jump, kid fic, Hogwarts, smut, so much fun!)

the one where Muggle Harry and Wizard Louis have a one night stand and get more than they bargained out of it.

Compass to my Soul by LadyLondonderry / @londonfoginacup

(T, 31k, canon, a/b/o, omega Louis, alpha Harry, touring, angst, hurt/comfort, omega drop, touch deprivation, alcohol, cuddling, miscommunication, nesting, touring, no smut, I cried the whole way through because Louis is so vulnerable and sad, help I'm sad just thinking about it but also I loved it)

Louis Tomlinson, omega, is 1/5 of world famous boy band One Direction. He spends his time hoping his bandmates don’t notice him.

Not Ready for This by @berzerkshires

(E, 18k, kid fic, single parent Louis, single parent Harry, dual pov, summer, secret relationship, smut, loved the dialogue and they were having way too much fun sneaking around lol)

Louis and Harry are both single fathers and their children decide to go out on a date.

Man, Deconstructed by jacaranda_bloom / @jacaranda-bloom

(E, 13k, sculptor Harry, artist Harry, strangers to lovers, misunderstandings, mistaken identity, stress baker Harry, disaster gay Harry, embarrassing situation, meet cute kind of lol, smut, bh, this was absolutely hilarious and embarrassing lol)

the one where a well-meaning best mate, a sculpture-worthy arse, and a heaping dose of misunderstanding combine to create sheer and utter chaos, and also, maybe, the best thing Harry’s ever found.

One Vote Can Rock the Boat by @2tiedships2

(M, 12k, a/b/o, alpha Harry, omega Louis, protective Harry, strangers to lovers, NYC, placing bets, oral sex, knotting, smut, whew this was hot)

the one where Omega Louis shows off his “I voted” sticker as one of the first 100 customers to get a free vibrator. The beautiful alpha behind the counter informs him that he’s customer 101.

My Sun and Stars, Moon of my Life by@ohharold

(M, 7k, Game of Thrones au, arranged marriage, dragons, fantasy, violence, mpreg Harry, smut, never read/saw GOT but this was very cool)

Harry was used to the luxuries of Kings Landing and then Pentos but when his brother is desperate for the crown he is entitled to, Harry must be part of an arranged marriage to a ruthless Khal of a Dothraki tribe.

baby I'll never leave (if you keep holding me this way) by we_are_the_same / @so-why-let-your-voice-be-tamed

(T, 6k, lockdown au, teacher Louis, baker Harry, strangers to lovers, accidental breaking and entering, motorcycle, fluff, emotional hurt/comfort, no smut, so lovely)

It is singing. Whoever is trying to rob him is in his kitchen, singing an eighties pop song under their breath. And they made cookies?

Call Me, Beep Me, If You Wanna Reach Me by therogueskimo

(NR, 6k, uni au, Brits in the U.S., strangers to lovers, first date, first kiss, embarrassing situation, pining, humor, Siri, so cute and funny)

“Will Harry Styles ever text me?” Louis looked back at Liam and Liam just smirked at him.

Birthday Princess by @kingsofeverything

(E, 4k, bartender Louis, Harry's birthday, alcohol, micropenis, oral sex, meet cute, semi-public sex, car sex, smut, funny and sweet and hot all at the same time)

Harry celebrates his birthday with Blow Jobs (and Slippery Nipples and Sex on the Beach) and drunkenly propositions the bartender in the bathroom.

Scent Partner by amomentoflove / @daggerandrose

(E, 4k, a/b/o, alpha Louis, omega Harry, strangers to lovers, pwp, heat, scenting, smut, meep!)

If both parties agree, they meet at a heat room for the omega’s heat.

The Cake Fairy by @homosociallyyours

(G, 2k, Harry/Louis, baking, flirting, slice of life, baker Harry, fluff, cute and fun!)

When Louis' attempt at making a Barbie princess cake is a huge, messy fail, Liam suggests he call in The Cake Fairy.

truth or dare by @jaerie

(E, 2k, strangers to lovers, truth or dare, alcohol, size difference, micropenis, size kink, smut, woah holy shit lol)

Harry likes small dicks. He finds a stranger that has one.

Take Me Home by SunTomato / @sun-tomato

(NR, 2k, uni au, roommates, banter, ot5, friendship, time jumps, no smut, really sweet)

Moving house sucks. Of course, it doesn’t help that, while the four of them had been trying to divide and pack everything before the deadline this weekend, Louis had spent his time unpacking it again.

The Bachelors and the Bachelorette by @turnyourankle

(NR, 2k, Bachelorette au, fake relationship, ficlet, shower sex, smut, hot and fun!)

With little left to do Harry and Louis both signed up to be contestant on the Bachelorette.

-Tomlinshaw-

the next bit was spanners to my plan by LadyAJ_13 / @ladyaj-13

(T, 6k, Louis/Nick Grimshaw, canon, fwb kind of, casual sex, secret relationship, no explicit smut, communication issues, texting, ah such great Tomlinshaw banter and dynamic!)

Louis and Nick end up shagging on the sly, everyone sends far too many emojis and far too few words, and eventually they're going to have to sort themselves out.

-Zouis-

driver's license by wordsnnotes / @quelsentiment

(T, 6k, Zayn/Louis, enemies to lovers, bed sharing, snow storm, winter, misunderstandings, banter, Canada, Louis pov, alcohol, demisexuality, unresolved tension, no smut, obsessed with this)

Louis is taking the exam to get his driver’s licence for the 3rd time (okay, sue him), and the examiner keeps getting under his skin, until they suddenly get stranded in the middle of a snow storm, and have to learn to cooperate.

[pinkteapotwriting]

Their Perfect Y/N

Wolfstar x Fem!reader

Warning : Smut, pretty chill though. Daddy kink. That kinda stuff.

 Word count : 2532

---

Your first order meeting. You were so young, you just got out of Hogwarts considered an adult in the muggle world. Only 18, and you had a war to fight, friends to defend, lives to protect. It’s funny how determined you were to obliterate every death eater, but your heart was caught in your throat at the prospect of entering headquarters. You tried to ignore it, this was the first step to saving the people you cared about. You watched the houses split apart and sucked in a big breath before knocking. 

Walking through the doorway was easy enough, being immediately overwhelmed by a high pitched, brutal shriek.

“MUD BLOOD, BLOOD TRAITORS, BESMIRCHING THE HOUSE OF MY FATHERS. DISGUSTING, FILTHY-”

“SHUT UP YOU FUCKING HAG!”

You were frozen in a state of terror, already you were messing up and you haven’t even said anything yet. 

“Y/N, right?”

Your wide eyes moved towards the figure with sleek ebony curls. The intense grey eyes were intimidating, but once you looked closer you saw the twinkle of humor in them. You shook his tattooed clad hands and tried not to let your knees buckle under his firm grasp. 

“Yes, and I’d ask you yours, but the daily prophet has done a great job of introducing me already.”

His smile was genuine, but you could read into that touch of sadness. But he was quick to shake it off.

“Don’t mind my mother, I promise she’s just as unpleasant as you get to know her.”

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t know that-”

“Oh don’t worry about it love. No one told you. It’s amazing that you could come, Remus says you were one of his best students. Really exceptional at defense against the dark arts.”

Heat flushed to your face at the praise and the mention of your favorite professor.

“Professor Lupin is here too?”

Your question was quickly answered when those familiar arms you would stare at entranced in class were draped over Sirius’s shoulders.

“Nice to see you Y/N, but you’re not my student anymore so please, just call me Remus.”

“Feels illegal but sounds good Remus.”

You all found your way to the dining room table and tried your best not to be intimidated by the row of wizards you admired and respected so much. Before you got the chance to breathe though Molly had you trapped in a tight bear hug.

“Oh Y/N, so good to see you dear. Of course I’m not happy about the circumstance, but all the same, glad to know you’re here and safe.”

There was no oxygen left in your lungs to respond, so you just smiled and accepted her warm embrace.

“Molly, if you want her safe and healthy you might want to give her the chance to breathe.”

Grateful for Remus’s interjection you gave Molly a quick peck on the cheek, while she released you bashfully. 

“Thank you Molly.”

 The meeting itself was fine, it was the dinner afterwards that had you terrified, because right across from you was Sirius and Remus. Two of the most attractive men you’ve ever seen and their unrelenting questions and invested eye contact had the embarrassment coming up all at the same time. That didn’t deter them though. If anything it sprung even more questions and conversation starters. You didn’t even notice everyone else had left, leaving just you three at the table. You were cupping some tea between both hands, while Remus was leaning against Sirius’s shoulder. Sirius was replicating the affection by wrapping an arm around his shoulder.

It was peaceful, never had you felt so comfortable in the presence of other people before. So safe. 

“Y/N, I’m glad you came, like I said Remus speaks very highly of you and we need all the help we can get. So if you want to invite your boyfriend or something to join, you should.”

“Oh, I don’t have a boyfriend actually, but speaking of which I had no idea you guys were together. You’re a really beautiful couple.”

Remus only smiled a little, but Sirius’s grin was proud.

“Thanks Y/N, you’re really quite beautiful too. We’re actually not gay though though, we’re both bisexual. We’ve even been known to have thirds in relationships. Nothing permanent though, haven’t found that right person.”

“Does that mean that you’re still open to-?

“Oh absolutely, there’s this girl we actually have our eyes set on right now.”

Your face fell.

“Oh, well if you two like her then she must be lovely.”

Remus and Sirius shared a look, clearly amused by your cluelessness and we all know what teases they can be. Remus spoke up this time.

“OH yeah, she’s a darling. She just joined the order.” 

“She has Y/H/C and Y/E/C. Exactly our type wouldn’t you say Remus?”

“An absolute beauty, exactly our type that’s for sure.”

“Yeah, she looks particularly cute when she holds a cup of tea, with an adorable confused expression.”

“I don’t understand, well I think I do but-”

Remus was sitting up straight now, zoning in on your troubled expression.

“Y/N, we want you. If you’re uncomfortable we can drop it and give you space from here on out and we’re so sorry for making you-”

“Wait. You guys like me? Like that?”

Sirius snorted at your surprise.

“How could we not? You’re completely captivating. Do you feel the same love?”

“I do, it’s just that I’m not experienced, like, at all. And you guys are so it’s intimidating.”

“We would never want to do anything to make you uncomfortable or unsafe. How about we talk more about this more tomorrow.”

Remus’s words were sincere, and well thought out. Yours were less eloquent, much more desperate sounding than you would have liked.

“No please, I need you now.”

Sirius was a man who smiled a lot. Always quick to let out a genuine, hearty laugh. But this was different. It was a taunting smile, a dangerous smile. And you were completely captivated. 

“Yeah? What’s got you so needy love? No one’s done anything yet.”

The table between you felt like it was keeping you miles apart. So you pouted, but Remus tutted. 

“Answer his question Pup, good girls speak up when told to.”

“I-I don’t know, I can’t help it. I’ve never felt like this before and I just need you.”

---

Clothes were discarded slower than you deemed necessary. Their clothes at least, not yours. You were only left in your underwear. They really just wanted to take their time with you, not worried about them, but you. You just looked so pretty sprawled out on their bed, it was impossible not to stop and admire your trembling figure. Remus slid behind you, allowing you to rest against his now bare chest. While Sirius knelt in between your legs, hovering over you, thumb running over your bottom lip. 

“So pretty baby. Can I take these off now?”

He was referring to your panties and you were all too eager to be rid of them. Except Sirius was still fully clothed, which wasn’t exactly ideal.

“Sure, but could you take this off?” You tugged at the bottom of his shirt suggestively, but Remus was tugging your arms back.

“That’s not how we ask for what we want love, try again.”

You bore into Sirius’s grey eyes. The twinkle of humour was gone, there was love and respect there, but mostly they were filled with hunger. His blatant lust had you nervous, not ever experiencing such intensity before. It had you subconsciously closing your legs. So Sirius was pouting.

“Darling you don’t have to be shy, we like hearing what you have to say.”

You sighed and spread your legs again while Remus robbed your arms soothingly.

“S-siri, can you take off your shirt please. I wanna see you.”

“Good girl for asking so nice.”

He departed from the bed to remove all but his boxers, and it just reaffirmed that you’d be spending hours tracing his tattoos later. Emphasise on the later, cause at the moment you’d rather spend time with him doing something else. He seemed to be feeling much the same, but had to pause to chuckle at your dazed reaction.

“See something you like?”

“Yeah.”

“Me too.”

Remus pressed a kiss to the back of your head. 

“Alright love, you ready? Do you want this?”

“Yes, please. Do you want this?”

“Of course love.”

Once Sirius was nestled between your thighs again he gave one reassuring peck before making his journey downward. He started sucking right below your ear, and you were already whimpering. He could get drunk on that noise. All the sounds you released so willingly as he nipped your collar bone, kissed your hip, and sank his teeth into your inner thigh. Right next to where you needed him most. He didn’t give you much time to complain though, cause soon enough that last barrier of clothing was being discarded and your fingers found their way through his black tresses. The vibrations of his moan against your clit had you bucking into his face. He kept his palms planted firmly on your thighs.

“That feel good Puppy? No one’s ever made you feel like this huh? Gotta stay still though, can’t make you feel good of you can’t stay still.”

“F-feels so good.”

“I know baby, Moony how bout you help her practice for another time.”

Remus seemed to understand what he meant and you were confused until-

“Open up pretty girl.”

Until Remus’s fingers were brushing past your lips. You started sucking on them as if it was second nature. 

Sirius went back to suckling against your clit, but this time one of his fingers was teasing your entrance. Which once had you whining against Remus’s fingers, so he pulled them out to let you speak. 

“What is it baby.”

“P-Please Siri.”

“By that way, how does she taste?”

He answered by inserting his pointer finger briefly before bringing it to Remus’s lips. Remus released it with a dramatic pop. 

“Now I think I’m jealous, Hurry up Pads so I can get a turn.”

You never thought you had this type of response in you, but Sirius’s fingers thrusting in and out of you was sending shocks through your body. Every touch burned in the best way possible and it was only a short matter of time until the coil snapped. 

“Are you gonna be a good girl and cum for us Y/N?”

“Y-yeah. Please, feels so good.”

“Bet it does, let go for us darling, I know you can.”

He placed delicate kisses across your shoulders as you released all over Sirius’s face and fingers. Despite not being the one who came Sirius parted ruefully with a heaving chest. Remus beckoned him closer and as soon as he was within reach Remus was cleaning off his glistening face with his tongue. A sight you found all too arousing.

“Did so good Y/N, you too Pads. My turn now.”

“Please I need to be inside of her so bad.”

Remus pondered for a moment.

“Could you be gentle with her as she needed. You’d have to be.”

“She was clenching around my fingers… don’t know how I’d respond with her wrapped around my cock. You’re right Moony.”

And there you were, wishing they’d skip the whole talking like you weren’t even there, and just fuck you already. Luckily your desire looked as if it was going to be satiated shortly as Remus and Sirius switched places. When Remus removed his clothes you stared at his member with complete and utter desire. He mistook it for nervousness though.

“It’s alright love, if you want to stop we can. We can go at your pace and I promise if you’re in any pain at all that we can-”

Your voice sounded pained, raspy and desperate as if you were being deprived of oxygen.

“Remmy, I need you. Please I need it so bad.”

He sighed in relief and stroked his length as he settled over top of you.

“I got you. Such a good girl using her manners. Tell me if it hurts at all okay.”

Chest against chest was not close enough, even that could not satisfy the desire, the need, to be close to Remus. It seemed he was replicating your feelings as he drank up every moan that flew past your lips. If Sirius wasn’t rubbing your arms and soothing your hairline you never would have been grounded enough to tell that this was reality. 

“Fuck, you weren’t kidding Pads. She’s so tight I can barely move. You feel so good love.”

Your high pitched moans were gradually becoming more staccato as Remus thrust into you.

“I-it’s not my fault you’re so big.”

“S’ not a bad thing at all Pup. You like my cock, you like being stretched out like this?”

“Yes yes yes. So much, please please Da-”

Embarrassment creeped up from the back of your mind, all the way to your cheeks, but Sirius noticed.

“What were you gonna call him baby. C’mon now, don’t be shy.”

Remus halted his movements to stare at your face intently.

“I- I don’t wanna, M’embarrassed”

Remus gave one more thrust to emphasise his point.

“Say it.”

You knew by the stern look on his face it was better to obey, or else you wouldn’t get what you wanted.

“Daddy, please let me cum. You feel so good. You’re so big daddy I-fuck”

You were cut off by your own moaning as Remus proceeded to thrust at a rapid pace.

“Cum then.”

It was like you were being blindsided. If you were standing you would have been knocked off your feet. Sirius held your hand the whole way, and your grip only tightened as Remus chased his own high. 

“Where do you want me to cum baby?”

“Please cum inside me Daddy.”

“Yeah, you want Daddy to breed you? So pretty and innocent, didn’t know you were so dirty baby. I’m gonna stuff you full sweet girl- FUCK.”

He bit into your shoulder as he painted your insides with his release, and you found yourself whimpering as he pulled out. Remus was always a good caretaker though.

“It’s alright sweetheart. You did so good. Let’s get you cleaned up.”

“No wait-”

“What is it pup?”

“Siri needs to feel good too.”

“If you’re sure then go ahead love.” Remus scootched out of the way so Sirius could situate you where he wanted. And that was face pressed into the mattress apparently. He sheathed himself fully inside of you, pressed his chest against your back so he could reach your ear and whisper.

“My turn, we’ll see who you’re calling Daddy at the end of this.”

---

Bonus

The prospect of war was terrifying. You were so focused on protecting everyone around you. So it was a great comfort knowing, as you slept in between Sirius and Remus, that you had two people who would go to all ends to keep you safe.

Because besides each other they now had something even more undeniably precious. 

You.

Their perfect Y/N. 

---

@sunny-bunnny @quindolyn @accioweaslcy @bluemoonyblurbs @weasleyposts

[jikookpancakes]

JIKOOK FIC RECS that no one asked for (2021)

but im giving anyway because THE TALENT IN THIS FANDOM IS INSANE

long post incoming!! this is probably just part 1 because i wont stop reading anytime soon so i’m inserting that link just in case i do make another one in the future

What’s a Soul Really Worth, Anyway? by thisneedsmorefilth - 130k words, fantasy, demon!jm, witch!jk, listen, this and the next one are my top 2 jikook fics of all time, so well-written, plot so exciting legit reads like a book, better than a lot of books tbh, the world-building is INSANE, jungkook and the gang accidentally summon demon!jimin and chaos ensue, especially for jungkook...and you know why!!!, so funny, angsty, cried so much, happy ending but listen to me: you gotta read the sequel too, YOU GOTTA.

Militat Omnis Amans: The Beginnings by edaen - 92k words, fantasy, werewolf!jk, vampire!jm, forbidden love, super slow burn but super worth it, JIKOOK IN THIS IS MY FAVORITE JIKOOK IN ANY FIC EVER EVER EVER, this is the ultimate all or nothing will freeze hell over for the other kind of love, and the way this is written is just so... how do i describe it. like you can just tell the author wanted to be very realistic with their feelings. you’ve seen the word count, this is SLOW burn. like you will legit feel their struggle to just be able to love each other and while it hurts, it’s also SO GLORIOUS. i love this one so much and if you like reading angst with happy ending but like cranked up to 200% then read this. bonus feels if you read the whole series

Until Dawn (series) by edaen - this is the long series where the previous one above is part of. highly rec if you love fantasy and you wanna read about bts being a rag tag group of supernatural beings fighting evil yay. also it makes the above fic more satisfying because you see more of jikook just being tgt and in love (with bonus angst because of course)

7 Signs by NamHyora - 27k words, secret spies au, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm who is always used as a raven in their operations aka they use jimin and his attractive self to attract people and gather information or acquire targets and all that spy stuff, and his bestie alpha jk is not too happy about it hehe, friends to lovers, iove this one so much i wish it was longer but i think the author is planning to write a sequel!

Drop Like Confetti by annie_vi - 110k words, ceo!jk, age difference, age swap, ahhh i love this fic so much cause jimin smart and mature and has this no bs attitude, and he can keep up with jk despite the age gap and the difference in status/experiences, jk sexy dilf in this one eheh, i love it cause the drama/angst tackles a very real concern for such couples, like there’s no angst just for the sake of having angst, it really makes sense where they’re both coming from, they’re so whipped for eo too so love that for me

Fold it Up Like Origami by annie_vi - 99k words, gamer!jk, model!jm, same author as above and jk is so boyfriend goals in this one and in all this author’s fics in general like wow my standards are so high now i will legit be single forever just reading jikook fics (with no regrets), secret relationship due to their celeb status, well-written as usual, dialogues/banter in this author’s fics are just YES

The Tournament by kinkmins - 34k words, prince!jm, bodyguard!jk, abo, i’ll paste part of the summary here “Prince Jimin gets ready to hold a tournament where 50 alphas compete for a chance to court him, his father the king hires a new bodyguard who is a little too blunt and a little too talkative.“, i really love this oneeeee

Screwed Up and Brilliant by annie_vi - 113k words, escort!jk, jimin needed a date for a work event and in comes jungkook, escort extraordinaire with a no sex rule and jimin is just dasdkjfhasl, a lot of that “is this real or is he just acting” kinda angst, fluff smut angst

Like Everything Glows by annie_vi - 180k words, merman!jm, aquatic vet!jk, ok this is like my 4th rec from this author just read all their fics you’re welcome, this is their first fantasy fic but soso good, i rec’d this to someone who doesn’t really read fics and she really loved it and said “their love is so pure hhh”, she’s right

Track one: I love you by honeydice - 30k words, they’re “just” best friends, lots of pining it hurts, there’s some yoonmin and mentioned past jinmin in this so just noting in case, angst, denial of feelings, siiiiigh

InYou by edaen - 4k words, pwp :), abo, the morning after jikook mating, more sexytimes ensue + fluff

Falling For You Again by Rose_gold715 - 30k words, amnesia au, jk forgets about jimin and idk just something about this hits right in the feels. btw i don’t support the jk hated jm before in real life agenda so i don’t like this fic for that reason but i like this fic because i love me some good painful angst with happy ending.

The President’s Son by AmeliaBedelia - 55k words, bodyguard!jk, president’s son!jm, jk is assigned to shadow jm bc his life is under threat, and things develop :), jm is jk’s gay awakening :) :)

A Touch of Sin by pettey - 102k words, fantasy au, police officer!jk, supernatural!jm, shamanism, LOOK AT THE RANGE OF JIKOOK WRITERS YALL, this is such an interesting concept, so different from every other fic i’ve read, really well-written, sometimes you come across fics and you cant help but go “someone out there rly blessing me with this art for free”

Tears to the Tide by haromame - 65k words, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm, honestly there’s not a lot of abo elements it’s focused more on jungkook having ptsd as he just came from war, established relationship jikook, he comes back home to jimin and things have just... changed. except their love ok THEY LOVE EO SO MUCH this made me cry so f much ugh so good tho.

Zero Hour by edaen - 5k words, canon compliant, a little drabble based around rosebowl jikook, it’s part of a series/collection of canon compliant jikook so if you’re looking for more canon compliant here you go!!, also if you can’t tell already i tend to like several things from a single author, i haven’t read their other fics im legit saving for sad days but i am confident enough to say their other fics are also rec-worthy.

Wonder by wordcouture - 7k words, im sorry in advance, mcd :( pls take care of yourself, i don’t like sad endings ok i don’t, but this is so popular and i was like, ok let’s see what the hype is all about, i get it now, :((((((((((((((((((((, well-written tho, bc the author will manage to crush your heart in just 7k words ha ha

The Omega Revolution by PinkBTS  - 158k words, abo, alpha!jk omega!jm, dystopian au, the hunger games more specifically mockingjay vibes, angst with happy ending but there’s some...things... lost along the way and i think that’s realistic for a dystopian war au, well-written

Blind Switch - 226k words, jockey!jk, rich spoiled brat!jm, jm gets exiled to his grandparents ranch where he meets jk yeehaw, im sorry for the yeehaw, anyway fluff smut angst enemies friends to lovers hurt/comfort slow burn happy ending, all the good stuff, ugh jk so boyfriend goals, also the amount of fluff in the later chapters thank u writer

Finally by Rose_gold715 - 12k words, abo, alpha!jk, omega!jm, angst with happy ending, jikook mate out of convenience and jimin runs away from jk and his pack feeling unloved and outcasted, but jungkook goes after him :((

Park Jimin’s Guide to Good Housekeeping by Ashlyn17 - 235k words, fantasy au, when i say jikook has the best fic writers i mean jikook has the best fic writers because THE WORLD-BUILDING in this one?, THE PLOT TWIST?, yesyesyes, jungkook is a powerful fae and jimin is assigned to be his housekeeper hehe, listen my entire fic rec has several that could be great netflix shows and this is definitely one of them

A Spell That Reminds Me of Your Name by Chimneycricket - 42k words, wizards!au, enemies to friends to lovers and the development felt natural, well-written plus the author sometimes makes art of their fics and other jikook fics and posts on twitter, both their fics and art are so good, i’ve heard good stuff about their other fics too :)

that’s it for now!

just a quick one about my preferences: idc about tops/bottoms, i read just about anything but i prefer fantasy and multi-chaptered fics, i love established relationship jikook so hmu with recs anytime, i don’t like reading anything with cheating and mcd, i love fics where jk and jm are just so friggin in love they are just IT for eo, and at the end of the day even if there are elements to the fics i wouldn’t normally read, as long as they’re well-written then i’m all for it

[justasparkwritings]

NoFacetober {13}

Previous: Day 12 

Pairing: Wizard Park Jimin x ShapeShifter Min Yoongi

Genre: Witch/Wizard AU, Smut

Rating: PG13

Warnings: Swearing! Kissing!

Word Count: 1,081

NOFACETOBER hosted by @bangtanbathhouse​

  Day 13 : Nevermind/Lies

Master List 

           Jimin awakes with a start – it’s his birthday. Hurrah.

           Yoongi, in cat form or human, is nowhere to be found – great. He isn’t surprised – that’s what happens when your partner decides to live as a cat for the entire month. Yoongi, being a perfectionist and dedicated to his craft, will not shift into human form for Jimin’s birthday dinner. That would go against everything he stood for.

           In their years together, they’ve had their fair share of fights during Catober, and every time, Jimin’s lied to save face.

           The first lie, their first year as an official couple and not two friends who stare awkwardly and longingly at each other. Because that’s where all great romances start – asking friends if either party is going to be at said get-together. It’s burning cheeks and hushed giggles and whispers where lips linger against the hulls of ears and goosebumps form and scatter across exposed flesh… It’s falling in love with someone you’ve spent many rainy days with and are never tired of the way they yell at you when you tease them in front of all your friends.

           Yoongi came to Jimin and said he was going to spend the first fifteen days of October in his cat-from. He’d experimented with living in his shifted existence for years and had written articles on the clarity it gave him as a wizard, or warlock, or whatever he decided to call himself that week. As a gay warlock, it put into perspective the different needs and sexual cravings that came from being a cat and man. Regardless, he came to Jimin and asked.

           “I know your birthday is the 13th, and I would miss it.”

           “Yes,” Jimin was already fuming.

           “I need you to understand why I’m doing it.”

           “Can’t you shift for a day, then go back for two or three more?” Jimin offered a solution, a compromise that theoretically would work.  

           “I – no, Chim,” Yoongi hung his head, his hair, mint green at the time shaking. “I can’t.”

           “Okay,” Jimin had said.

           “Okay?”

           “Yes, fine, go be a cat,” Jimin knew there was no point in fighting.

           The second lie came their second October, when Yoongi decided to spend M-F as a cat, Saturday, and Sunday as human. Which would be great, if Jimin’s birthday didn’t land on a Thursday. Yoongi again, asked Jimin kindly if he could spend his birthday in cat form. Jimin tried to argue before uttering a “never mind” and leaving it at that.

           The third lie wasn’t even that at all.

           “Jiminie,” Yoongi started, the singular nickname he used when trying to be sweet.

           “What do you want?” Jimin had cut through immediately.

           “So, for this month, I was thinking of –

           “Yoongi, you’ve already thought about it. Don’t come to me saying you want permission when you’ve made a decision,” Jimin snapped.

           Yoongi bowed his head, the guilt had been raging in him for weeks now. “I’m going to spend all 31 days in my other form.”

           “Fine,” Jimin lied, and in lying secured that it didn’t hurt him when Yoongi picked research over him – again.

           “Bitch, get ready!” You yell, voice echoing throughout Jimin’s tiny flat.

           “Why?” He asks, huffing at you from his couch.

           “We’re going out, okay? Get dressed, now! We’re leaving in five.”

           He shakes his head, eyes red and swollen, he’d been crying. “I don’t want to.”

           “I don’t care, you have to. It’s your birthday. I’ve stuffed you with donuts and coffee and lunch from that place with the bat eyes –

           “They’re good for digestion!” Jimin interjects.        

           You roll your eyes. “Whatever, please go put on something sexy and I’ll take you to dinner.”

           “Fine, but I’m eating and leaving, okay?”

           “Deal!”

           Jimin takes out his favorite casual-dinner outfit – all black everything. He tugs his turtleneck on and grabs his black jean jacket, a favorite he’s caught Yoongi stealing on numerous occasions. Thinking of Yoongi makes him sad, always does. In previous years, cat-Yoongi has come back, always stayed by his side on his birthday. He cuddles with him, sits on the counter while he makes dinner, goes with Jimin and their friends to whatever party they’re having. The fact that he hasn’t shown up all day, hurts. Cat-Yoongi always comes home too, sleeping on his pillow next to Jimin, but he didn’t last night. Or the night before.

           Seokjin is waiting in the car for you and Jimin, and on the way Taehyung hops into the seat next to him. It’s sweet, all of you rallying to celebrate Jimin’s birthday more than you already have.

           “Where are we going?” Jimin asks as you turn down a street he doesn’t recognize.

           “That place on the water – Taehyung picked it.”

           “Oh, okay,” Jimin shrugs. “Are Jungkook and Hoseok already there?”

           “We should’ve picked them up, they’re probably going to be late,” You groan.

           “You can drop me and Jiminie off and then go get them if they’re not there,” Taehyung suggests.

           “We might,” Seokjin sighs as he parks. “Tae, will you text us if they aren’t inside?”

           “Of course,” Taehyung follows Jimin out of the car and up the path.

           “I can’t believe we’ve never been here before, it’s very,” Jimin pauses, trying to figure out the specific word he wants. Taehyung holds the door open for Jimin and, unbeknownst to him, disappears.

           “Romantic,” A deeper, shorter voice says from the main dining room.

           Jimin halts, that’s not Taehyung’s voice, and it certainly isn’t Taehyung because he’s supposedly behind him. Jimin turns, glancing over his shoulder before proceeding. The dining room is full of candles, varying heights and widths, lit and casting a honey glow across the room. The floor creaks under his weight, but he doesn’t care, not when his eyes have landed on the voice in front of him.

           “Happy Birthday Chimie, I love you,” Yoongi says.

           “I – you,” Jimin’s knees buckle, the tears in his eyes tumble down and he’s on the floor, sobbing into his hand. Yoongi rushes to him, scooping him up in his arms, holding him as tightly as he can.

           Jimin gives in, crying and laughing, pulling away to kiss Yoongi fiercely.

           “I’m done being a cat, for the rest of the month, I’m yours,” Yoongi’s voice is muffled between kisses, his words garbled between Jimin’s lips, lost in the light moans and purrs emitting from both of them.

           Jimin rests his forehead against his boyfriends. “Is that a promise, Yoongi?”

Next: Day 14

[ao3feed-romione]

All Sorts of Odd

All Sorts Of Odd by Easy2remember

A collection of one shots that are canon complaint. We haven't seen much of these since the books are from Harry's perspective. Everything going on in and beyond Hogwarts that we heard happened, but never saw for ourselves.

Words: 5679, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Major Character Death

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Harry Potter, Voldemort, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Percy Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Fleur Delacour, Ginny Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Luna Lovegood, Astoria Greengrass, Neville Longbottom, Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, Viktor Krum, Cedric Diggory, Helena Ravenclaw, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Severus Snape, Petunia Evans Dursley, Vernon Dursley, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Regulus Black, Peter Pettigrew, Tom Riddle, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Garrick Ollivander, Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Pomona Sprout, Irma Pince

Relationships: Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks

Additional Tags: One Shot, One Shot Collection, Auror Harry Potter, Angst, Fluff, No Smut, Canon Compliant, Sad, Love, Tears, Funny, Daggers, Herbology, Herbology Class, Headcanon, Canon Backstory, Backstory, Character Death, Death Eaters, Near Death Experiences, Best Friends, Friends to Lovers, Hogwarts, Post-Hogwarts, Malfoy Manor, Romance, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, First Kiss, POV First Person, POV Second Person, POV Third Person, Strong Female Characters, Hermione Granger is a Good Friend, Ron Weasley is a Good Friend, Auror Ginny Weasley, Auror Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood Being Luna Lovegood, Marauders, Marauders Era, Fred Weasley's Funeral, One Big Happy Family, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, Sad George Weasley, Adorable, Cute, Drabble, Remus Lupin Needs a Hug, Young Sirius Black, Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship, Gay Sirius Black, Gay Remus Lupin, Minor Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Dresses, Supportive Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit, Spells & Enchantments, Magic, Potions, Hogwarts Professors, Herbologist Neville Longbottom, Herbology Professor Neville Longbottom, Home, Harry Potter Next Generation

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/32056873

[all-hail-the-witcher]

I have spent far too much time on ao3 recently and have decided to make a list of the weirdest/best tags and finally decided to post it as a final fuck you to this entire decade, please enjoy

- “penis swag”

- “smut with feelings”

- “I swear to god this is not crack”

- “Jarvis is a dapper house elf”

- “probable misuse of federal accountancy”

- “cuddle spores”

- “blatant disrespect of a mans motorcycle”

- “unnecessary comparisons to animal planet during sexy times”

- “abusing the tagging system?”

- “no zombies were created in the harming of this story”

- “clintucky fried chicken”

- “the tags make this look way weirder than it is to be honest”

- “this is capital S Soft”

- “I dont know what straight means”

- “flowers have MEANINGS people, LEARN THEM”

- “apologies to actual Canadians, I know youre pros at invading the united states”

- “The midwest is kinda weird”

- “I spilled the sad in my porn”

- “sharing toothbrushes is weird and im not sorry to tell you that”

- “nothing serious here”

- “I could be working on one of my 50+ wips, but no here I am writing some bullshit”

- “I should go back to writing instead of adding tags”

- “im not spell checking this crap”

- “I hope none of my future psychiatrists see this, nor any of my future employers”

- “hello future historians this is what happens in the head of someone with adhd”

- “I mean theres a coffee related plot which lasts about 500 words”

- “wizards are assholes”

- “I wrote the tags before the fic and now I realize the stoy didnt went the way i wanted it to”

- “the fanfic equivalent of Well That Escalated Quickly”

- “emotionally unavailable acrophiliac murder machines”

- “omg thats a real tag”

- “really terrible twilight puns that im not even remotely sorry about”

- “I dont do human science so im allowed to make some shit up”

- “everyone should just hug man”

- “non-consensual masturbation of humans by dolphins is a real thing, my tour guide said so”

- “canon compliant to literally nothing”

- “assholes in love”

- “id like to apologize to the entire greek pantheon, except zeus cause fuck that guy”

- “trigger warning: Africa by toto”

- “st. petersburg is in Florida not russia”

- “the cheesiest flirting you'll ever read”

- “appreciate my puns”

- “its not a coffee shop au if most of it takes place in Tony Starks kitchen”

- “actually theyre kinda married”

- “mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”

- “im just letting this story take me wherever it wants to go”

-  “superhero frathouse skyscraper”

- “no tentacle sex”

- “but no dogs kissing”

- “look- lady and the tramp gives meezers a bad rap okay?”

- “inadvisable medical practices”

- “dont try this at home kids”

- “saps in love”

- “accidentally living together”

- “just bros being bros”

- “bromance to romance”

- “all of the pop culture references”

- “mature tag for eventual violence, and also profanity because we’re all adults here for the most part”

- “getting banned from walmart”

- “the kicked out of Walmart list”

- “bribery through coffee and pizza”

- “no baloney sandwiches were harmed during the making of this fic”

- “SPAAAAACE”

- “no idea how long this will be - but it will probably be a stupid long thing”

- “space opera”

- “slow burn but it forgot to be slow”

- “seriously people, helmets are important”

- “inadvisable road safety practices”

- “accidental baby acquisition”

- “I summarize six months in a paragraph, for plot reasons”

- “monstrous abuses against perfectly good bedframes”

- “super smash bros, bucky needs to thank that game for his relationship, pikachu helped him realize that hes gay”

- “some sketchy ass explanation because reasons”

- “sex will be had while wearing olympic medals”

- “i have been informed by many parties that this is ‘very fluffy’”

- “murder strut”

- “fuck you flowers, not that kind of fuck”

- “actual trash”

- “literal litter”

- “compost couple”

[eme-eleff]

001 Black Clover, 002 Yami x Charlotte, 003 Yami Sukehiro

So much BC and Yami, I LOVE THIS!

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

Favorite character: Yami Sukehiro for sure.

Least Favorite character: Augustus Kira Clover (this guy annoys me A LOT).

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Yami x Charlotte, Asta x Noelle, Grey x Gauche, Yuno x Charmy and Vanessa x Finral.

Character I find most attractive: Charlotte, again i’d be gay for her, she’s absolutely gorgeous.

Character I would marry: Fuegoleon, best man ever.

Character I would be best friends with: Vanessa, I think she’s so funny.

a random thought: I don’t want Asta to be the Wizard King, I want a woman to become the Wizard Queen.

An unpopular opinion: I don’t really have one.

My Canon OTP: Yami x Charlotte (okay, they’re not canon, but I think they have possibilities of being canon by the end of the manga).

My Non-canon OTP: Vanessa x Finral.

Most Badass Character: Mereoleona Vermillion, such a badass and powerful girl. One of the best female characters I’ve ever seen in anime.

Most Epic Villain: I think Vanica is a really cool villain.

Pairing I am not a fan of: Asta x Mimosa, it’s not my cup of tea...

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Mars because he’s dissapeared, where is my son!? (yeah, I love Mars).

Favourite Friendship: Magna and Luck, very cute and funny friendship.

Character I most identify with: Charmy lol because we both are in love with food. And i’m not kidding hahaha.

Character I wish I could be: Asta because he always achieves what he wants with his own effort and never gives up.

002 | Send me a ship and I will tell you:

When I started shipping them: from the very beggining when Charlotte admited she liked Yami in that fight against the Third Eye. I fell for them in that moment.

My thoughts: they need to be together, I want them to become canon and I love their hilarious dynamic. I love “opposites are attracted” and “beauty and the beast” dynamic.

What makes me happy about them: that Yami recognises Charlotte’s strength and respects her a lot.

What makes me sad about them: I wish they would have more interactions.

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: the fanfics I’ve read are pretty good, but I wish there were more fanfics in general and more fanfics wirtten in Spanish in particular...

Things I look for in fanfic: fluffy, domestic stuff and a little bit of smut.

My wishlist: seeing them fighting together, the confession and... yes, BABIES.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: I think Yami x Mereo would work well, about Charlotte... uhm, idk.

My happily ever after for them: ofc marriage and babies (and I know this is difficult).

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

How I feel about this character: MY FAVVVVV.

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: Charlotte.

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: Yami and Julius.

My unpopular opinion about this character: he’s not as oblivious as we think.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I’m okay with Yami, I think he gets protagonism and fights (I’m looking forward to see him figthing against Dante), but I wish he’d realize Charlotte’s feelings.

Favorite friendship for this character: Yami and the Black Bulls.

My crossover ship: Mmm... it’d be hilarious seeing him interacting with Shinobu Kocho from Kimetsu no Yaiba.

Thank you for asking, swettie. 💗💗

[fly-flower-fanfics]

Broken

Draco Malfoy x Male Reader

Warnings: Depression, self harm, death mentioned, slight smut, hickeys, and shirtlessness

*Voldemort is gone so the Mark doesn't work anymore.*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ever since year one, I was bullied for who I was. I was placed into the Hufflepuff House, and I was quite proud of that. Only many people made fun of my House and some aspects I possessed that placed me into there. I believed that everyone should be given a chance, and I tried to show niceness to everybody because I didn't know what that person was going through. But many people didn't seem to think like that, which lead me to be kind to the people who were hated the most.

People like Draco Malfoy.

During the our second year, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter had gotten into an argument and were about to hex each other. I rushed into the middle, making the both of them lower their wands in shock. 

"Move out of the way," Harry said, raising his wand again. "I must hex him, the filthy git." 

"He's just a boy, Harry!" I cried out. "He's only a boy following the lead of his parents and his House. Don't do this Harry," I said. “You’re only a boy, too.” This caused him to put away his wand, mumbling something about 'next time he's got him.’

That was only one example of me protecting Malfoy throughout out school career. Sure, it made people look at me weird because I was kind to Draco, the Boy Who Had No Choice. Yes, he bullied me at times too, but it's not like I wasn't used to it. I've had a couple years of scars on my wrists to prove that I was 'used' to it. 

It's our seventh year now, and I managed to make it through the entire school career without a single friend. Luna Lovegood was kind to me, and so was Ron Weasley. Harry never really liked me, not after I stood up for Draco that one year... and the years after. My heart always went out to Draco though... You could see over the years he lost his arrogance, his rudeness. Sure, he still has it, but it's clear to see it's forced some of the time. At least, it's clear to me. 

The only place I ever felt safe and at home was in a room, a room that I suspect not many other people knew about. The room that held the Mirror Of Erised. It was supposed to show you the desires of your heart when you looked into it. Some nights, I would just lay in the floor and stare up at the ceiling, talking to my reflection without looking into the mirror. Everyday, I hoped what I wanted would change, but every time I looked into the mirror, it was the same.

It was always me and Draco, holding hands and laying in the grass, looking up at the sky and laughing. We never had a care in the world, and we looked so in love. Other times it would change to me and Draco watching a movie on our bed or reading a book at three in the morning. No matter what the background action were, it was always Draco and I. Together. And we were happy. 

I never understood why I didn't at least see my mother in the mirror. My father never loved me and disowned me when he found out I was gay, let alone a wizard. My mother was more supportive and tried to help me get the things I needed, but she struggled since both my parents were Muggles. My mother eventually passed away in my fifth year from heart failure. 

It's been rough for me the past few weeks. People have been harder on me with bullying, and I was starting to lose my cool. I knew that going to the Mirror of Erised wasn't helping either. My depression had gotten worse, and I ended up cutting myself the night before. It especially didn't help with the events of that night, just a few hours before I cut. Some Slytherins — seventh year ones who never liked me — pinned me into a corner, jeering and making fun of me because I wasn't pure-blood. Two grabbed me and forced me down on the ground while a third forced my right sleeve up.  

Luckily — but I suppose not really — I only cut my left arm because I was right handed. He took a knife and carved the word 'Mudblood' into my arm. They laughed at my pain and tears. They let me go before anyone could stop them. I vowed never to show anyone any of my scars. 

Back in the present, it was now time for dinner. I left my Transfiguration class, clutching my books tightly to my chest, yet mindful of my cuts. I always the last one out of class, but I was near the back for this class so I was sometimes one of the first out. This happened to be one of those days. I bumped into someone, hissing softly as both my arms were freshly wounded and hitting my right one against my books didn't feel very nice. I looked up to meet the greyish-blue eyes of Draco Malfoy. 

"I-I'm sorry, Draco," I murmured quickly.

His eyes softened once he looked back into my own eyes. Did he see my pained expression? I hoped not. I rushed away before he got the chance to say anything to me. 

Dinner ended with me hardly eating much of anything. I had a lot of problems, and I believe that that was why not many people tried to help me. Nobody cared to learn them, and I didn’t expect them to. We had an hour of free time, so to speak, before we had to go to bed. I always spent that time outside, sitting up in a tree I had basically claimed my own.

So that's where I sat, about fifteen feet up in the air, staring through a hole in the branches up at the moon. Isn't it funny when the moon is your only friend? I rolled my the sleeves of my robe, checking the inside of my right sleeve. The moonlight was just bright enough to see. Just bumping into Malfoy had caused some of the cuts to bleed. I muttered a spell to clean my robes of the blood. Letting out a shaky sigh, I leaned my head back against the trunk of the tree. 

"I don't understand," I said quietly as tears pricked my eyes. "I'm doing what I feel is right, what's so wrong with that?" I asked the moon, but I knew I wouldn't get a response for it was an inanimate object. I rolled up my left sleeve, the word being blurry and distorted by the tears in my eyes. A tear dripped onto the healing wound and it burned a little. I covered it back up, my tears now streaming down my cheeks. 

I could heal the cuts and the scars. It wasn’t dark magic, just a normal made the wounds. So why did I never heal them? Probably because somewhere, deep down, I felt like I deserved it.

I heard a voice calling out my name. It was a masculine voice, but it came out soft, different than what I was used to hearing. People only ever said my name if they wanted to yell. I was a pushover. 

"I know you're up there." 

I felt like I should know the voice, but I couldn't place it. I wiped my eyes once I heard the lower branch start to creak meaning this boy was coming up whether or not I wanted him to. I quieted my cries and gazed silently up at the moon. 

I turned my head, meeting the same greyish-blue eyes I had in the doorway before dinner. "Draco?" I asked quietly. His platinum blonde hair glowed in the moonlight.

He gave me a soft smile. "Yeah, it's me." 

I frowned a little bit. Why was he here?  "Is it time to go back already?" I asked quietly, making a move to get up.

Draco shook his head. "No. We've still got forty-five minutes or so left."

I settled back down on the wide branch. 

"What's wrong?" 

I turned my head black towards him. "What do you mean?"

He sighed a little bit. "Can I come over?" he asked, gesturing to my tree branch. 

I shifted, making room for him. I wasn't a very large person so it easily fit the both of us. "Look, you haven't been eating much at all since fifth year. You're more reserved. I'm concerned about you." 

I looked up at him. Draco, the Draco Malfoy, had noticed me? No. Maybe Luna told him... but Luna never noticed that either. She would’ve said something. I shrugged and looked down, new tears burning my eyes. 

"Talk to me. You've been there for me all those years, so let me be here for you in this moment," he whispered. 

Those few words caused me to burst into tears. I never really knew he noticed how I stood up for him. We didn't talk much outside of class. And I never had anyone offer to be there for me; I didn’t really know how to handle it.

Draco wrapped an arm around me, bringing me closer to his chest. I just covered my face with my hands, ashamed to be crying in front of someone. Draco shifted, making himself for steady before pulling me into his lap and holding me close. I wrapped my arms around his torso, careful of my own cuts, crying into his chest. His one hand settled on the back of my head while the other held me protectively. "It'll all be okay," he whispered softly.

My tears eventually turned into sniffles. Draco just silently held me, stroking my hair lightly in an attempt to calm me further. "Do you wanna talk about it?" he asked me softly. 

I shrugged in reply, rubbing my thumbs mindlessly over his sides. "There's not-not much to say," I said with a small hiccup. "My mom died in f-fifth year and-and all the bullying just got worse. There's nothing worth-worth sharing."

Draco didn't say anything for a long moment. "I'm sorry." 

Sorry? Why was he sorry? I looked up at him, a bit confused. I met his eyes and I was at a loss of words for a moment. His eyes looked so sad. "Why are you sorry?" I asked after another moment. 

He gave me a soft smile. "For so, so many things. And I'm sorry I was never there for you." 

"No one was, Draco. It's okay," I whispered. “I never asked for anyone, never reached out.”

Draco carefully took his thumb and wiped the excess tears off my cheeks. He leaned forward, and his lips touched mine in a soft kiss. I was shocked for a moment, unsure of whether this was happening or not, but I kissed him back, clutching onto the side of his robes as I did. His lips were slightly cold, but soft nonetheless. In the distance, there was a soft bell, signaling five minutes until bedtime. Draco pulled away, looking down at me. I'd wanted to do that for years. 

"I suppose we should be going back," he said quietly. I only managed a nod as I climbed off his lap and down the tree, Draco following suit. 

We walked back to the Hogwarts castle silently, both lost in our own thoughts. When it came time for us to part our ways, Draco stopped me. 

"Hey, I'll see you tomorrow?" he asked, sounding nervous. 

I managed a small nod. "Absolutely."

The next day, I noticed Draco in the hallway on the way to breakfast talking to some fellow Slytherins, two of whom helped carved the word into me. As I passed, he didn't seem to notice or care about me. His fellow Slytherins snickered as I passed. 

"Hey, lay off," I heard Draco say and I couldn't help but smile a little. He did remember last night.

Potions class rolled around once again, and I was forced to make a potion all by myself since one of the students was sick and up in the nurse's office. I ended up miserably failing because I misread one of the directions and added kelpweed instead of firegrass. Snape and the other students made a jerk out of me because mine was even worse than Neville's was in our first year. 

Class ended shortly after that, and I decided that I was skipping lunch. I was sick of people making fun of me, and I was beginning to break. It felt like no one was on my side whatsoever. I hurried through the halls, opposite of all the students. I heard a familiar voice call after me, but I didn't care; I needed a release for myself. 

Unfortunately, Draco's height gave him an advantage as he was able to shove through people easier than I. He grabbed my left arm which made me cry out in pain, causing him to immediately let go. He took my hand and forced me to follow him, determination in his walk. He pulled me down to his House's common room. 

"What the hell is going on? I'm not letting you leave until you explain. Alright?" He crossed his arms over his chest, anger and concern written on his face. 

I sighed and plopped onto the couch. "It's not that simple, Draco," I said, my hands trembling a little. I still needed my release. 

"The hell it's not! What's so difficult about it?!" 

I looked up at him, anger and fear building up inside of me. I pulled off my robe, exposing my white shirt underneath. It was supposed to be long sleeves, as that was the dress code, but I cut them off so it didn't hurt my cuts as much.

"This is why, Draco. This is what's going on. What else do you want from me?!" I screamed at him, tears of anger and sadness running down my cheeks. 

He only stood frozen for a moment before advancing towards me. Draco took my hands, looking over both my arms. 

"Who did this to you?" 

"The right arm was myself and the left..." I hated the word. "The left was some Slytherins," I mumbled softly. 

He looked up at me, shocked written on his face. "You...you deliberately hurt yourself?" He cursed softly and shook his head. He murmured three names: three names of the people that carved that word onto me. "It was them. They did it," he told me, sure he was right and he was. I said nothing.

Draco turned my head up, placing a surprising kiss on my lips. "You're so incredibly handsome. Why would you do this to yourself?" 

"Draco, the world is harsh; people don't care. I had to show the world kindness when nothing was shown to me. C'mon, I wanna take you somewhere before students flood the halls," I told him, picking my robe back up and sliding it on. 

"This is the Mirror Of Erised," I said softly, showing him. "It'll show you what your heart desires most." He looked at me, and I pushed him toward it. "Look into it." 

He sighed, like it was some big chore, but he did as I asked. He stared silently for a few moments, looking at the mirror. Tears started to pool in his eyes and run down his cheeks. He dropped to his knees, hiding his face in his hands. I rushed over and wrapped him in a hug, holding him close to me.

"Draco, what's wrong?" I asked softly. 

He didn't say anything for a while before he looked up at me. "What did you see?" I asked, brushing his tears away with my thumb. 

"You," he answer quietly. "I saw you. And you weren't angry at me. You didn't hate me. You-you saw me for who I was, not what I was forced to be..." 

Silently, he stood and took off his robe and left off a soft breath. He looked up at me once more, fear in his eyes. I was confused, but I nodded a bit, encouraging him to go on. He started to unbutton his shirt, sliding it off his shoulders and dropping it down to the floor. He closed his eyes for a moment before showing me his left arm. He opened his eyes, fear written now on his face as well as he kept his eyes locked on mine. The Dark Mark was imprinted on his arm. I walked up to him and took his hand, brushing my fingers over it. It looked like there where four long scars running underneath it and it took me a moment to realize that Draco had tried to scratch it off himself, but it just came back. I looked up at him, brushing his tears away, and kissing him softly. I pulled away after a moment and holding his cheeks in my hands. 

"Draco, that doesn't make you you. From the emotion in your eyes, I'll say it wasn't your choice." 

He wrapped his arms tightly around me, burying his face in my shoulder. I hugged him back, rubbing his bare back gently. His shoulders trembled so I knew he was crying again. 

"That's what I saw," he mumbled. "We were laying in bed, laughing. I was shirtless and you were laying next to me, holding my hand, and you didn't care about my Dark Mark. You didn't make fun of me..."

I gave him a gentle squeeze before pulling away and looking up at him. "I like to believe I know a little about you, Draco Malfoy, and that's not you." 

He kissed me again, passionately and more needy than he had before. I matched his kiss, wrapping my arms around his neck. He pulled back, breathing a bit heavily as he pulled me down and laid me on the floor. He climbed over top of me, kissing my neck and pushing my robe off my shoulders before unbuttoning my shirt, helping me out of it and dropping it to the side with his shirt.

"I know now probably isn't the best time to say," he mumbled, kissing my neck. "But I've always had a crush on you. I thought it was just that, a crush, but it turned out to be so much more." He kissed up my neck, kissing my jawline. "I fell in love with you, and looking into that mirror, I realize that you're what I want." He kissed my cheek and hovered over my lips. "Would you be my boyfriend?" 

“Is this you coming out to me?” I asked, taking a moment to tease him.

“Oh, shut up, and answer the question.”

 "Absolutely," I murmured as I pressed a kiss to his lips. 

"I'll make you a Malfoy one day; fuck whatever my parents say." I giggled softly, but I heard the honesty in his words.  

Draco held my hands above my head, careful of my cuts. He continued to kiss me, shifting himself to straddle my waist. He kissed down my neck, leaving a single hickey on the skin, marking my sweet spot for him, but peppering my chest with hickeys. I moaned his name softly, arching my back slightly. Once again, distantly, a bell rung to signal the end of lunch. Draco cursed and pulled back, pulling me up with him. I couldn't help but chuckle softly. 

"That damn bell ruins everything."

I laughed and grabbed his shirt, throwing it at him playfully. "We always have the weekend, Dray, and we have that hour after dinner." We both put our shirts on. 

"True..." Draco mumbled, a little lost in thought. 

"Grab your robe, we're gonna be late to class."

We scurried to class, making it on time for Transfiguration. I slid into my seat, Draco sitting next to me this time as his normal seat was already taken. People shot weird looks at the both of us before one of his fellow Slytherins leaned towards him. Pansy. I couldn't stand her. 

"Draco, why are you wearing a silly Hufflepuff robe?" she asked him. 

My cheeks flushed as I looked down and realized I was wearing a Slytherin robe. I turned to Draco. His cheeks were dusted pink but he slipped it off and turned towards me. 

"Must’ve put the wrong one on when we were getting dressed. May I have mine back?" 

I felt my cheeks heat up further as we made the switch. Even in those few minutes, my robe smelled of him. 

Pansy looked shocked and disgusted. "You're dating that Mudblood?" 

Draco leaned forward. "Call her a Mudblood again and I'll hex you into next year," he growled softly as the professor walked in. 

Her face paled, and she sat down. 

Draco looked at me and took my hand, holding it on his thigh underneath our desks. "I love you," he whispered softly in my ear. 

"I love you too," I replied quietly before starting to take notes on the subject.