#saint/whore etc

[xxsaints4girlsxx]

lyrics + gerard looks

+ bonus:

[hellisharchive]

Hiii!!! I was wondering if you can do headcanons of what kinky/perv stuff that hazbin men (alastor, Lucifer, husk, Adam, val, etc) often do?

Plus I love your Adam fics!/headcanons

Have good day :3

・﹒・ perversions of the soul

Warnings: 18+, sexual scenarios, sexual comments

Pairings: [Separate] Lucifer, Adam, Val, Vox, and Saint Peter [Yall know I couldn't NOT include him, right?]

Notes: Hi, thank you for requesting! Because I don't write for Husk or Alastor won't include them, but I'll include the others! It's purely because I don't know how to write them in this way! I hope that's ok! :D

﹒Lucifer﹒

・He is a thighs man, he will stare at your thighs for hours if you let him. You've caught him so many times looking at your thighs and every time you lightly slap him on the shoulder because you know all he's thinking about is shoving his face in between them.

・He loves to whisper dirty nothings into your ear to make you flustered in public, he lives for your reactions and red face as you try to remain calm. Just seeing your reactions and you slowly growing horny is enough to make him hard alone.

・While that man can fuck good- he revels in giving oral sex to you whenever he can. He loves eating you out and sucking on you until you're cumming over and over again. He thinks you taste absolutely delicious and can't get enough of you. He's cum-drunk in all sense of the word.

﹒Adam﹒

・This man isn't as kinky as you would originally think- but still explores sexually occasionally. However, if you got boobs, he will never get enough of them, and will motorboat them even if Lute is around. If you got a dick, best be ready for random crotch feel-ups at any given moment. If you don't have either/or- he will grab and pinch your ass and even smack it until its red.

・He is big into you moaning, really big into it. It gets him off so easily, one little moan and he's at full mast. His main goal in bed is making you moan as loud as possible and when you do- well, expect to be getting a creampie.

・Loves fangirls/fanguys and if you love him in his band before even personally knowing him, one stop to being given a...private show. He lives to see you get excited for his band and looking down at you from his stage, gives him the biggest serotonin rush (and another kind of rush) that slowly builds up over the course of the night as he gets sweaty and out of breath.

・Valentino・

・Let's be real- what kinks doesn't this man have? There's many to chose from, but if I had to pick one- you being weak and powerless under him is one of his favorites. Watching you be completely at his disposal for any reason is a big yes to him.

・Degredation is another one, oh boy, he loves making you feel like shit at any chance possible. He will tell you that you're a whore, a dirty slut, only good for being fucked by him and him alone.

・He is possesive to the upmost degree and always makes sure to leave his marks all over you so others know that you are his. He always makes sure to parade you around the tower with you by his side so everyone knows not to fuck with you- messing with you or trying to fuck you.

・Semi-public sex is his go-to when he needs a quickie, he loves fucking you in spaces where anyone can walk in and see you two going at it. He doesn't care who sees his body, he thinks it's hot as fuck and makes him even harder inside you if he hears someone walking by.

﹒Vox﹒

・Biggest perv imaginable. Will watch you fuck yourself silly with toys even if he's just a room away. He never stops watching you, and I mean never. He always has to keep a close eye on you to make sure you don't fuck anyone else like Val or some ramdon schmuck off the street.

・Just like Val- he is extremely possessive of what's his and makes it known. He doesn't display it publicly with you around as to not scare you off, but he makes sure every single person in the tower knows not to even touch you.

・He loves getting his dick sucked above everything else, he loves the feeling of your pretty little lips wrapped around his cock swallowing all his cum down your throat. He loves to see you cry as you try to fit it all down, enjoys wiping them away and telling you that you're doing a good job.

﹒Saint Peter﹒

・That man is as innocent as can be what kinks could be possibly have? Well, he has a dirty little secret- one day he discovered that he got hard seeing you with ice cream all over your mouth and imagined it was cum. Naughty I know! Ever since he has not been able to let that thought go and guiltily imagines you sucking on his...

・He always offers you ice cream just to watch you smother it all over your mouth as you eat it and he always acts nervous around you because he oh so badly wants to make his dirty fantasies real. But he can't just avoid you! You always ask why he likes ice cream so much and he simply says that it just tastes good.

・He also would never admit that just you showing attention to him can get him riled up since almost every person that had crossed the gate never payed much attention to him. So when you showed interest in getting to know him and eventually dating him- he was down bad and it makes him act up a little.

[magpie-come-east]

Asking why the Hornsent characters are mean to justify their genocide is such a goofy non serious ass take. Well dude perhaps their mean because of said genocide!

It’s bad faith and frustrating to see again and again.

1) There are no ‘kind’ Omen characters. Morgott and Mohg are the only Omen in the Lands Between we have meaningful interactions with that aren’t base mobs. Morgott belittles and threatens the Tarnished. He hunts them down and kills them without pity. It is his duty but he enjoys it. As he dies he mocks the player because they will still fail to become Elden Lord. Mohg tries to immediately kill the player to- presumably- feed the cocoon your blood. And that’s not getting into the murder blood cult he leads.

They are hostile and brutal. But people still find Omen sympathetic. They can rationalize their behavior (Morgott’s, at least) and see how their tragedy shaped them. The Omen didn’t deserve to be killed as babies or banished to a sewer because Morgott and Mohg aren’t good men as their ‘sole’ representatives.

So the Hornsent should be allowed this same grace, too.

2) If one were to actually listen to dialogue from and about the Grandam and Hornsent (NPC), it’s very clear why they are the way they are. Grandam thinks the player- as a non-Hornsent- was sent by Messmer to kill her. Of course she isn’t going to greet you kindly. She thinks her life is about to end! She’s an old and infirm woman trying to protect her peoples’ holy city from a stranger that looks like her oppressor. Why are people so desperate for her to be demure and grandmotherly?

Hornsent (NPC) has deep sympathy from me, honestly. I get the impression that Miquella’s followers don’t take his peoples’ plight very seriously. Dane only suggests fighting Messmer to burn the concealing tree. Not to help his fellow compatriot. Freyja calls him a ‘dour little friend’ which is hideously condescending considering his family was all killed. Like his ‘grumpiness’ is a silly quirk and not a deep-seated wound for him. Leda says that the ‘Hornsent were never saints. They were just on the losing side of a war’. Which, while ultimately true, is a dismissive way to describe the genocide that war was/is.

I think these dialogues show us just how fraught and dire it is to be Hornsent in the present era. Their people are being slaughtered, their culture erased, and everyone around them either wants them dead or just doesn’t give a shit about their circumstances. Why should they perform niceness for anyone?

3) They aren’t even that mean imo. Not by Fromsoft character standards. Like, it’s amazing that Thiollier aggros if you try to tell him what Trina told you, but no one is writing think pieces about Thiollier’s irreedeemability. D’s brother calls Fia a rotten whore after he kills her, and no one is crafting essays about how problematic that guy is. Etc etc.

So, yes. It’s a brainless criticism in my opinion.

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

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Finally we learn the true purpose of this fake royal inGRIFTus visit: MEgain's dream to purcha$e (not earn) a political appointment as an Ambassador for the perks: IPP status, a NYC apartment, luxurious international travel, power, stardom, etc.

In 2021 in the name of vaccine equity (and netflix), The Meghans secured a meeting with several WHO representatives involved w/The Clinton Global Initiative including the UN Under-Secretary General Winnie Byanyima.¹

MEgain replied "It's wonderful to be back..." just to make it clear that THIS trip is all about HER not him.

It seems that identifying as Misan Harriman's Nigerian cousin might be her golden ticket to the UN.

Meghan Markle was the most unaccomplished woman in that room of so-called Nigerian women leaders and certainly the least deserving of any political appointments or elected positions. She's treated women and men like TRASH. Hissing and harassing them to such lengths that they require therapy and seek new employment.

Sparry is absolutely complicit in their drive to give his wife undeserved power and authority over institutions and human beings. He'll assist her with love bombing Ngozi even just save what little hair remains on his head. He's a Eunuch.

From the Nigerian Defense Staff Visitor Book of General Christopher Musa

Sparry: "Thank you for welcoming us to your beautiful country. Together we will heal our troops. -Harry

MEgain: "With gratitude for the support of the Invictus community. And for welcoming me home." -M??

Did these female leaders discuss the women who have been raped and violated in the African Parks Scandal?

What about hundreds of abducted Nigerian children, most recently in broad daylight on March 7, 2024?

Look at this lovely room and compare it to the spaces The Meghans publicized to the mainstream media on their tour. Spot the difference. Who do you think matters most, the wounded or the powerful?

The good news is that The MEghans have a very long history of lying, cheating, mistreating innocent people, and even mocking God.

No matter what doors 43% of bull chite will open, God will not be mocked. Sparry had the temerity to walk into Saint Paul's and read from the holy scriptures as if he's some authority on serving God while he nails his bloodline to the media's cross.

Cry out for mercy, Harry!

God will not be mocked, whatever a man sows that will he also reap.

MEgain thinks she can rebrand her ancestry and whore her way into achieving all her personal & professional goals.

Whatever she has sown, she will reap.

"An afternoon of joy, love and sharing of experiences with leading Nigerian women from across the spectrum- Public Sector, Private Sector, Civil Society, a mixture of young and old. Co hosted by Meghan the Duchess of Sussex and myself, and moderated by @MoAbudu

Talking about what it means to be a woman leader, how difficult it is to get there, and the sisterhood and brotherhood that is needed to help make leadership work. Also had a fantastic panel made up of Dr @OmobolaJohnsonHon Minister @DrDorisAnite @achenyoio@miss_asagba Dr. Mairo Mandara and CNN’s @StephanieBusari who all shared their special experiences.

Sponsored by "Archewell Women in Leadership"

Soho House's Misan Harriman but not Sparry🤔

She never cared about those less fortunate people The #Kigali of Today is the African Parks Rapes

She adored Elizabeth until she refused to place her in the Ambassador position with Emma Watson. When she had the opportunity for REVENGE she took it out on all the women waiting to meet her at the Fiji Market which included the UN Women and the Royal Tour Staff.

The Malta Ancestry Lie: "oh I do sort of blend in, and it's the loveliest feeling." Unfortunately for the Maltese tourist authority, Meghan's published article made NO MENTION MALTA!!!

"Meghan identifies 1st and foremost as the business woman. Money is Meghan's priority." P77

Numerous Bridges Burned. She has markled herself.

WTO | 2021 News items - History is made: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala chosen as Director-General

She'sa globalist WEFer: "The General Council decision follows months of uncertainty which arose when the United States initially refused to join the consensus around Dr Okonjo-Iweala and threw its support behind Trade Minister Yoo Myung-hee of the Republic of Korea. But following Ms Yoo's decision on 5 February to withdraw her candidacy, the administration of newly elected US President Joseph R. Biden Jr. dropped the US objection and announced instead that Washington extends its “strong support” to the candidacy of Dr Okonjo-Iweala."

History is made: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala chosen as Director-General

WTO members made history today (15 February) when the General Council agreed by consensus to select Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala of Nigeria as the organization’s seventh Director-General.

When she takes office on 1 March, Dr Okonjo-Iweala will become the first woman and the first African to be chosen as Director-General. Her term, renewable, will expire on 31 August 2025.

“This is a very significant moment for the WTO. On behalf of the General Council, I extend our warmest congratulations to Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala on her appointment as the WTO's next Director-General and formally welcome her to this General Council meeting,” said General Council Chair David Walker of New Zealand who, together with co-facilitators Amb. Dacio Castillo (Honduras) and Amb. Harald Aspelund (Iceland) led the nine-month DG selection process.

“Dr Ngozi, on behalf of all members I wish to sincerely thank you for your graciousness in these exceptional months, and for your patience. We look forward to collaborating closely with you, Dr Ngozi, and I am certain that all members will work with you constructively during your tenure as Director-General to shape the future of this organization,” he added.

Dr Okonjo-Iweala said a key priority for her would be to work with members to quickly address the economic and health consequences brought about by the COVID-19 pandemic.

“I am honoured to have been selected by WTO members as WTO Director-General,” said Dr Okonjo-Iweala. “A strong WTO is vital if we are to recover fully and rapidly from the devastation wrought by the COVID-19 pandemic. I look forward to working with members to shape and implement the policy responses we need to get the global economy going again. Our organization faces a great many challenges but working together we can collectively make the WTO stronger, more agile and better adapted to the realities of today.” Her full statement is available here.

The General Council decision follows months of uncertainty which arose when the United States initially refused to join the consensus around Dr Okonjo-Iweala and threw its support behind Trade Minister Yoo Myung-hee of the Republic of Korea. But following Ms Yoo's decision on 5 February to withdraw her candidacy, the administration of newly elected US President Joseph R. Biden Jr. dropped the US objection and announced instead that Washington extends its “strong support” to the candidacy of Dr Okonjo-Iweala.

Amb. Walker extended his thanks to all eight of the candidates who participated in the selection process and particularly to Ms Yoo “for her ongoing commitment to and support for the multilateral trading system and for the WTO”. His full statement is available here.

The General Council agreed on 31 July that there would be three stages of consultations held over a two-month period commencing 7 September. During these confidential consultations, the field of candidates was narrowed from eight to five and then two. On 28 October, General Council Chair David Walker of New Zealand had informed members that based on consultations with all delegations Dr Okonjo-Iweala was best poised to attain consensus of the 164 WTO members and that she had the deepest and the broadest support among the membership. At that meeting, the United States was the only WTO member which said it could not join the consensus.

The consultation process undertaken by the chair and facilitators was established through guidelines agreed by all WTO members in a 2002 General Council decision. These guidelines spelled out the key criteria in determining the candidate best positioned to gain consensus is the “breadth of support” each candidate receives from the members. During the DG selection processes of 2005 and 2013, breadth of support was defined as “the distribution of preferences across geographic regions and among the categories of members generally recognized in WTO provisions: that is (Least developed countries), developing countries and developed countries”. This same process, agreed by all members in the General Council in 2020, was strictly followed by Chair Walker and his colleagues throughout the 2020-21 DG selection process.

The process for selecting a new Director-General was triggered on 14 May when former Director-General Mr Roberto Azevêdo informed WTO members he would be stepping down from his post one year before the expiry of his mandate. He subsequently left office on 31 August.

¹Winnie Byanyima UN Under-Secretary Gen & ED of UNAIDS since 2019: "Byanyima was appointed as the executive director of UNAIDS in August 2019, by the United Nations Secretary-General, António Guterres, following a comprehensive selection process that involved a search committee constituted by members of the UNAIDS Programme Coordinating Board. In her new position she concurrently serves as a United Nations Under-Secretary-General. In addition to her role at UNAIDS, Byanyima also serves a two-year term as a member of the World Bank Group’s (WBG) Advisory Council on Gender and Development. Since 2022, she has been a member of the Commission for Universal Health convened by Chatham House and co-chaired by Helen Clark and Jakaya Kikwete."

[sinvilles]

Clay adolescent years backstory ideas under the cut

Basis building blocks: Clay had a dead mother and an absentee father starting at 12. By 18-20 he knew he didn't want to be married to a woman (might have been aware he was gay) and didn't drink. He grew up in Sinville, predominantly Catholic city/town. Clay will regress to a childlike state in times of stress, suggesting a trauma response. Clay knows what piss tastes like.

Fic idea A) Arthur puts Clay in Catholic school so he doesn't have to look at him. Clay is at first apprehensive and critical, earning him a bunch of paddling, but gradually takes on the Virgin Mary as his patron saint (and maternal figure) and begins to think of the resident priest as a new father figure to him. Other kids think he's a teachers pet and a sissy. Needless to say, the priest figures out this kid is practically an orphan and sexually abuses him because he knows he can get away with it (kinda like how Creepler targetted Doughy). Clay mistakes this special treatment for love. He's groomed to attend a seminary after he graduates, but during his senior year sees the priest grooming another kid the way he was and it dawns on him how evil his whole situation is. In a rage he drops out of school, steals his dad's car (he blames him for the whole thing) and books it to Moralton, where he puts his whole Catholic experiment behind him forever.

Fic idea B) this one is inspired by another Sorry About Everything song (Dad Sit Down). 12 year old Clay is not enrolled in a Catholic school, but a public school where he is bullied and ostracized for being spoiled and bookish. He gets bullied by a kid in his class who has weirdly sadistic tendencies that compliment Clay's masochism. A strange friendship forms between the two. This kid likes to play dare and test boundaries. His dares start out innocuous enough- " I dare you to eat this beetle" "I dare you to streak with me through the girls softball practice" and as they go through puberty get more sexual in nature ("dare you to drink my piss" "dare you to bend over" etc). Clay welcomes the pain and the attention and comes up with his own dares. By the time they're both 16 they're basically having sex, just not calling it that. Then the kids father gets arrested for molesting a kid, because when a minor behaves like that you best believe it's because something fucked up is going on at home. Clay's friend has to move away, and Clay is devastated. He wants a kiss goodbye, but get hit for being a sissy faggot.

Fic idea C: older teen Clay sells a lot of crack and sucks a lot of dick for money on the streets of Sinville. When people ask how old he is he goes "old enough". His shtick was signing men up to pledge to support a fake church/cult and then say if they donate upfront he will "pray for them" (pray means drop his pants). During his time whoring he learned a lot of political skills that came in handy during his mayoral campaign. Eventually he gets sick of it. He spends the money on a car and leaves Sinville forever. This idea is less developed.

[gretavanlace]

Dirty Filthy Things

Jake Kiszka x reader

18+ only! Minors do not interact!

Warnings: graphic sexual content, language, dirty talk, anal play, impact play, masturbation, praise, degradation, etc. Porn with ZERO plot. Sorry, not sorry.

Sometimes a request/idea just settles itself inside my brain and refuses to leave me alone until I do something with it. This was one of those times. So here is just a quick little bit of filth so that I can function normally once again.

“You sound so fucking pretty.” Jake’s voice rumbles through your disorientated mind like a slow moving summer storm. “All those filthy little noises live inside my head, baby. I hear them all the time…you make me hard a hundred times a day.”

“I do?” You breathe, writhing and panting in his sheets as his fingers fuck away inside you. Fluttering and tickling that perfect spot he knows so well, heel of his palm a constant warm pressure against your clit, just hard enough to make you weak, but not hard enough to get you off.

“You do.” He nods, tucking his face into the crook of your neck to suck a territorial bruise to life there. “My pretty princess looks like an angel but sounds like such a whore. Just a dirty, filthy, lovely, whore.”

“I’m not a whore.” You blush, you shouldn’t love it so much when he says such things. Things that make you feel ashamed in the most delicious ways.

“Yes, you are. You’re my whore.” With a twist of his wrist, he wrenches a wanton cry out of your chest, tremulous and wailing. The neighbors will hear…may even complain, but you can’t bring yourself to care.

“Yeah, listen to you.” He’s so fucking smug, and it makes you clench and gush around him. “Soaked little cunt, squeezed up so tight, strangling my fingers, drenching my hand. Making such a fucking mess.”

“I’m sorry.” You whisper, rocking your hips frantically up to meet his touch.

“What are you sorry for?” He’s prodding you along. Forcing you into voicing your thoughts, into speaking words you shouldn’t say. Cornering you into phrases that make his cock pound.

Your reply comes softly, and barely there, cheeks burning with a blissful humiliation. “Making a mess.”

“Shut up.” It’s a nasty thing to say, but it drips with love as his fingers slip out of you. “You make a mess all you fucking want. God, it’s everywhere. Such a good girl. You know I like it wet.”

When Saint Peter turns you away at those pearly white gates someday, this man hovering above you will be the reason, you’ve no doubt.

Further down, his hand delves, until his fingers, silky with your slick, trace a gliding circle around the one place you never allow him to venture.

Your body tenses immediately, but there is his voice, gentle in your ear, once more. “Relax, love. Let me touch you.”

“Not there.” You whine, trying your hardest to push him away, fingernails leaving tiny crescent moons on his forearm like sexual graffiti.

“Yes.” He presses a little harder when a wisp of a moan floats off your bubblegum tongue. “Right here. I won’t tell if you don’t. You like it, don’t you?”

With a furrowed brow, you shake your head, only trusting yourself with a silent lie.

“It’s alright to like it dirty.” He eases the tip of his finger inside, humming when you suck a sharp hiss in through your teeth. “It’s alright to like fucking. You’re allowed to want my hands in places they don’t belong.”

“I don’t.” Your body’s tells are betraying you, but you can’t let go of the denial.

“Why are you breathing like that, then?” He taunts, pushing in and out gently. “Why are you shaking? Why haven’t you stopped me? One little word is all you’d need. Go on, say it.”

A nearly imperceptible shake of your head pleases him greatly, judging by the beautiful groan and curse that calls back to you and sends your stomach somersaulting over itself.

His touch is suddenly gone, and you mourn it with a pathetic whimper until he quiets you with a luscious little tweak of your nipple.

It’s just like Jake to curl a finger at you, to beckon you deeper into the darkness, to make you want something you shouldn’t, only to snatch it away and make you beg him for more of that very thing.

“Roll over.”

Sometimes he’s so predictable, you muse, rolling onto your front. There’s a certain satisfaction in anticipating his next move. You aren’t such an enigma after all, are you, Mr. Kiszka?

With you now stretched across his bed, duvet twisted and bunched up beneath you, he jerks your hips up high into the air, hand laced through glossy locks of your hair to keep you pressed down against the pillow that smells of him.

“You stay still and take it, princess.” He warns, stroking over the curve of your hip, splaying his large hand over the small of your back. “Stay still and love it.”

You’re expecting the satin-soft head of his cock to nudge at your entrance, warming you from the inside out with the prospect of the unimaginable pleasure only he can bestow.

Instead, he robs the air from your lungs with a heated lap of his tongue. You pull away with a scandalized inhale of breath ripping into your constricted throat, though what you’d really like to do is press back into his kiss.

“Jake!” You admonish, flustered and wanting.

“What?” He licks over you once more. “You like that? Naughty girl.” He taunts, tsking your behavior.

“Stop it.” You’re begging for reprieve, but longing for more.

“You want me to stop?” The flat of his tongue savors you slowly. “Say it. Say the word. Red. Say it, or tell me you like having my mouth on you where you’re tight, and pink, and filthy. Where it just feels so, so good.”

“No,” you wish you could will the whimper in your voice away. “Don’t make me say it.”

“Okay.” You can hear the shrug in his response, though you can’t see him. He pulls away and you want to weep and cry out into the night.

“Please…” you press up onto your toes, presenting yourself to him like a gift. “Jake, please…more.”

“More of what?” His inflection is laced with arrogance. He’s gotten his way. Again.

“Lick me.” You pant, fisting at the sheets until you’re white-knuckled. “It does, it feels so good.”

“Yeah?” You can hear the smile you miss so much, and you want to turn to catch a glimpse of it, but eye contact sounds like a shame you cannot fathom right now.

“Say you’re sorry.” His lips are relentless, teasing tiny licks and sucks into you.

“Sorry?” A gasp of desire punctuates your query.

“Mm-hmm.” He nods, licking away as you press back, closer still, to his mouth. Fucking his face while his tongue searches along for more and more depravity.

“Apologize for making me work so hard for something you wanted so badly. Look at you, happy as the sweetest clam with a tongue in her ass.”

“Jake, stop.” You want him to do it, you just don’t want him to talk about it.

“Say you’re fucking sorry.” He cracks his hand into the thick of your thigh.

“I’m sorry.” You sob, arching your back. A cat in heat, insatiable for him. “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Don’t stop, please don’t stop, Jake…please!”

His hands, strong and worn ragged by guitar strings, are there now, too. Gripped tightly into the soft fat of your cheeks, spreading you apart for him.

You’ve never felt more exposed in your life, but the indignity of it all is swept away by the drug that is him and his muted words of encouragement.

“Doing so good for me, princess.” His spit, vulgar and immoral, lands warm against you, rolling down over the puffy lips of your cunt where you gather it to swirl quick circles over your clit. It is so swollen and neglected that your touch, though light as a feather, nearly stings.

“That’s my good girl, baby.” The tip of his tongue delves inside with a feral growl. “Take care of that sweetheart of a cunt for me, wanna listen to you cum pretty.”

Your fingers slide back further, just to feel his tongue where it shouldn’t be. “Fuck me.” The plea bursts forth before you can swallow it down. “Right there. I want you to fuck me there.”

“No.” He shakes his head, sending his lips sweeping back and forth over you.

“I want it.” You’re whining like a child, desperate to have your way handed over.

“I know you do.” He flickers his tongue rapidly between words. “Gorgeous little fuck whore with her angel face, all prim and prissy, wants a cock in her ass.”

Another swat into your flesh punches a shock of air from your lungs. He is the devil himself in moments like these, you’re sure of it. But you’d take your prince of darkness over the light without hesitation…he holds your hand and guides you through such decadent fires.

“Give it to me.” You bite down into the pillow as another crack sounds out into the room, but you hardly feel the burn of the impact.

“You’re not ready for that.” He holds you fast as you squirm and moan beneath him, needy for something. To be filled, with anything.

The pout is evident in your tone, and it steals his heart. He adores that he has spoiled you so, he’d give you the world, but only when the timing is right.

“Stop that whining, brat.” He snaps. “I’ll get my baby a pretty little plug. Slip it inside and make you wear it wherever I say. Isn’t that right, pretty girl? My princess. Don’t I always take care of you?”

A trembling shiver puffs out of you as his tongue, wet and perfect, glides over you just right. “Yeah, you like that? Naughty toy wants something inside.”

“Jake…” you breathe, working your fingers faster. “Please, more moremoremore fuck..”

“C’mon, baby,” he nods, burying his face in closer. “Make that filthy fucking cunt cum, just for me. Give it up…we both want it so bad.”

Quiet groans are landing hot against you as he grinds his cock down into the sheets, chasing his own end as he shoves you closer and closer to yours.

You work your fingers faster and faster as laps at you feverishly…his very own ice cream cone melting down his wrist in the sun. So sweet.

It blooms inside of you so unexpectedly, you fight to run from the searing pleasure, but he holds you fast and pins you down in the depths of euphoria. Calling your name as he lets go right alongside you, ruining the sheets as his cock jerks and spills wildly over the wrinkled linens.

Your body gives out, falling down against the mattress with the shaking weight of him covering you in a hazy fog of protection…nothing can hurt you when he is here enveloping you this way. He is the safest place, always.

His mouth has found a much more demure place to pamper, brushing and pecking along your shoulder as he finds his breath.

“You’re bad, princess.” He teases, never able to resist making you squirm. “I wonder what else you’d like…”

With a languid stretch and a lazy smile, you challenge him, simply for the reaction. “Let’s find out.”

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[slamminslamminmcgill]

i really do need more of joel experiencing boypussy, ily for being the whore that you are and expressing it in horny fic form. truly you are a poet of our generation and i thank you 😌

YIPPEE WAHOO YAY TYSM!!!!!! and I need more joel experiencing boypussy so im happy to provide :3

warning: humiliation/degradation, slurs, daddy kink, fauxcest

anatomical terms: cunt/snatch, (t-)dick

he’s bisexual because i said so and i think bc of that he doesn’t need a lot of explanation. he’s probably seen girldick in porn once or twice so he’s at least somewhat familiar w/ trans people. at MOST he’ll be curious and maybe like. a little out of touch

“so… you’re a tranny?”

“well… yeah, but… that word’s kinda like saying faggot. it’s a slur.”

“got it. my bad.”

he’s fascinated by t-dicks. def uses it to torment you.

“go ahead and jerk that tiny li’l dick you got there for me, boy. let’s take a look at you.”

being the southern gentleman he is, i imagine he’d wanna be gentle with women. with dudes he has less restraint. expect to be manhandled.

sometimes he’ll bark an order at you because he likes watching you obey, but most of the time if he wants you to move, he’s grabbing you.

which is very hot when he’s mixing your guts in missionary and he suddenly pulls out, flips you over, shoves your face into the mattress, and starts drilling you doggy style 😵‍💫

he doesn’t talk much or make a lot of noise during sex. he bites your neck/shoulders/nipples to keep himself quiet.

but if he DOES feel like talking???? oh my GOD it’s NASTY!!!!!!!

DADDY KINK DADDY KINK DADDY KINK. i feel like he’d be more into it with dudes tbh??? calling you “boy”, “son”, “kid/kiddo”, “little guy”, “little man”, etc

that’s if you’re being nice. if you’re being a brat, “whore” is his name of choice for you. followed by “slut”, “bitch”, “queer”, “fag”, “pussyboy/cuntboy” and various other nefarious terms. and “tranny” now that he knows what that means >:3

if given the opportunity, he’ll always cum inside whichever hole he’s using. MASSIVE breeding kink, which can turn borderline incest-y in combination with his daddy kink. but it’s not real so who give a shit!!!

“good boy… such a-ngh… such a tight li’l cunt… your daddy’s gonna… your daddy’s gonna knock you up, boy… shoot a biiig fuckin’ load into ya… put a baby brother in this li’l fuckin’ snatch…”

joel miller is the patron saint of post-sex cuddles btw. he’ll check to make sure you’re okay, hold you up against his chest, and then he’s out like a light 😌

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Aemond Targaryen NSFW Alphabet

Minors DNI

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Aemond will bask in the afterglow of sex, holding his partner close and helping them come down from their high. A gentleman as always, he'd help clean them up and worship their body as he does so.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Aemond's hands are capable of doing many things. He can kill a man with a swipe of his sword, held by his hands. Or he can make his lover shiver under his touch and beg for more. Yes his favorite part on his is his hands.

On his partner he is a huge romantic and says he loves their eyes, they are windows to the soul, you know. He loves staring into your eyes when he pleasures you, seeing your pupils dilate with lust.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He also wouldn't mind if his male partner came on his stomach.

His cum is thin and watery and doesn't have much of a taste.

He definitely enjoys cumming in his partner, whether they can sire him a child or not. Aemond also has a penchant for cumming on his partners face, he loves watching the sticky white drip down their cheeks.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Aemond has thought about fucking his lover on the Iron Throne, the risk and implication of treason get him hot and bothered. He would also like to try anal play on himself, pegging butt plugs etc.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Very little, aside from whores Aegon forced on him, he hasn't had much experience. Ladies and lords alike shy away from him, not only is his eye a factor, but he is also intimidating.

He knows how sex works, he's read many books and heard way too much from his brother. Aemond is an eager learner, wanting to please his lover in any way he can.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Aemond loves when his lover is beneath him, legs propped over his shoulders, staring down at them and seeing every expression they make when he pounds into them.

He is also partial to doggy, and the control he has over you. He enjoys pushing your face into the mattress, and slapping your ass.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He can make a joke or two, but he's very passionate. Aemond wouldn't mind a few laughs here and there, it just shows that his partner is comfortable.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

A prince must be presentable. Everywhere. His hair is thin and straight down there, he has a happy trail going up his navel. Aemond keeps the hair trimmed and neat.

He could care less about what his partner has going on down there, whatever makes them comfortable. He will still get on his knees and eat them out like a man starved.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Aemond likes to make a show of it, dragging sex out with foreplay and sweet words. Always making sure his partner is comfortable and getting as much pleasure as him.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't masturbate often, he has the self control of a saint. When he does, it's quick, just another task to complete. He will think of his crush or lover when he does so however.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

On him: hair pulling, cockwarming, edging, body worship, blood play, pegging (he'll never admit it)

On his partner: hair pulling, edging, orgasm denial, praise, body worship, blood play, gags, impact play, bondage, breeding

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bedroom, very rarely will he be convinced to do it anywhere else.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Aemond doesn't show it, but he gets riled up easily. Revealing clothes, bending and moving in provocative ways. Every thing about his lover turns him on, especially when you touch him. Brush his hair from his face, fix his clothes, take his arm when you walk together. He will get got and bothered.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There's not much he won't do, but the biggest thing is sharing. He doesn't like to share, it has to be someone he trusts if he's going to share you with him.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Every the people pleaser, Aemond can spend hours between your legs. He loves the way you shake and moan from his tongue.

Of course he doesn't mind you going down on him, especially if you let him fuck your face.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It's all about how pent up he is. When he takes his time, it's slow passionate and sultry. If he's been pent up or having a bad day however, he goes hard fast and rough. If you let him of course.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Aemond prefers to take his time with sex but if you rile him up enough, he'll absolutely bend you over the nearest surface.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He's willing to experiment, he wants to please his partner after all. He may suggest some of his own ideas as well.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He has the stamina of a race horse. He can go as long as you can.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He prefers to use his own body to pleasure his partner, if they really wanted him to use toys on them he will. Aemond is partial to butt plugs on his partner, and himself (he'll never admit that)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he loves to tease. He'll pretend his actions and words are completely innocent, and youre the dirty one.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not very loud at all, he moans softly. You can really tell he's enjoying himself when he groans and his breathing picks up.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Sex in the Dragon Pit. Nuff said

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Aemond's cock is pale with a bright pink tip, it flushes when he's hard. He's not very girthy but he has length about 7 inches. He has 2 veins going up either side of his cock, and his balls hang a little low.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not very high, he loves his partner, but if they don't want sex then he won't pressure them. He can take care of himself.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He prefers to stay awake, at least until you fall asleep. He enjoys watching your peaceful face.

[izzyspussy]

and now for more of the exact same thing.

late s3 canon divergence au in which we all live in a world of sunshine and daisies where mickey is allowed to a) be more three dimensional and b) have positive character development that isn't directly connected to his relationship with ian and also it happens when i say it does even though it's kind of really unrealistic and probably slightly ooc but again it's a world of sunshine and daisies and also it's been literally a full ten years since i've so much as heard his voice. cough.

uh so. yeah. late s3 canon divergence au in which mickey fights with ian about how unfair ian is being re: terry + svetlana + mickey staying closeted-ish + etc. idr the order of things but lets just say for the concept's sake that the divergence happens before the whole ian: you love me -> mickey: kicks him in the face thing because. *megamind voice* listen i don't really know where to go with that.

anyway so mickey tells ian to shut up and listen for once in his fucking life and then goes tf off about how marrying svetlana, claiming yevgeny, and staying closeted-ish (for now) is The Right Thing To Do, for various reasons. his own safety first, which it's pretty fucked up for ian to seemingly not care about, and ian's safety too, which is possibly even more fucked up for ian to seemingly not care about.

and then we have like four(?) options going from there.

so option 1 mickey's like: and also hey, he said he wanted to make sure mickey was okay but then three fucking seconds later started berating him. yeah, mickey was being stubborn and cold or whatever but jesus christ. and on that note, why was it so easy for ian to Be There for mandy when this happened to her but not mickey?? and then ian maybe is like that's not the same/that's not what happened (because it really seemed like he didn't realize that. it is the same and that is what happened. and like lmfao from later stuff in the show that we will simply pretend to have not seen, i know that's mainly because the fucking writers don't realize it is the same and that is what happened, and you know what they probably would not give a shit even if they did LOL. but i'm not bitter about it or anything. and since i'm ascribing to murder in real life death of the author here, we're going full watson here and. ian doesn't Get It because lots of people don't - obviously lmao - but he will!!!)

anyway so mickey is visibly devastated by ian saying this, and then he's bitter (just like meeee- wait i mean-) and laughs without humor about how ian is such a hypocrite. about how oh saint ian doesn't have any internalized homophobia. and ian is like what the fuck does that have to do with fucking anything, and mickey tells him oh nothing of course mickey is just talking shit like always since he's sooooo morally inferior and/or stupid and he definitely doesn't understand any of this. but hey! just as a totally unrelated thought experiment, why doesn't ian picture it with lip in his place and mandy in mickey's and with a male whore instead and just see what he thinks is so different/what he thinks happened then. and ian does and mickey sees in his face that he's realized, but he still wants to know. so he asks again why ian cares about mandy more than him. and ian is like well first of all i definitely do not care about mandy more than you and second we should talk apparently talk about this for real for real let's go upstairs for some privacy. and they do and it doesn't solve everything but by god does it help.

okay well that one's not really about anything being The Right Thing To Do, but you know. it's important to me! like i totally get that ian was going through multiple crises at the same time and dealing with the same traumatic event as mickey and also having an actual legitimate clinical mental break and experiencing a state of mind he had never dealt with before. it's not his fault. BUT. even tho it wasn't his fault he was still being completely unfair and none of any of that was mickey's fault either and it always bothered me that only ian ever got to be angry about it. but i digress.

now back to actually the sunshine and daisies unrealistic positive character development (but honestly like........ not really THAT unrealistic. To Me. like the only really unrealistic part is for mickey to be like. Informed enough for this. i think. but like. maturity and self awareness and honesty and courage and a moral code, all that is just maybe a little bit early to arrive here. i think it's an optimistic but not completely unbelievable divergence is what i'm saying! anyway).

so option 2A is like: instead of talking about What Happened and how much ian does or doesn't care, mickey starts talking about The Baby (who at this point is of course not born and i think probably too early along to be gendered let alone named). he's like what do you want me to do man. be just like your piece of shit parents and just abandon this kid because i don't want it? you want to be with a guy like that? and ian's like well it's probably not even yours, considering all the Factors. just get a paternity test and then you're off the hook. and mickey says, "don't be a fucking hypocrite, ian clayton gallagher." and ian's like damn. i want to but i absolutely cannot argue with that huh.

option 2B is more hurt/comfort than that and it goes: mickey starts talking about The Baby. and he's the one to point out it's probably not technically His or whatever. but. the chances that it's still a milkovich are. basically 100. and he points out if he marries svetlana, and he's on the birth certificate, and all around is legally the kid's FatherTM, then terry can't get his fucking hands on it. mickey has full parental rights. he couldn't completely keep the kid safe from terry, not without causing everybody - including the baby - a whole lot more danger right now, but he'd have so much more power to protect it than he otherwise would. he could make sure terry can't be next of kin if something happens to svet and mickey. he could make sure teachers and doctors and whoever else know not to leave the kid in terry's "care". even if terry himself changes his tune later for whatever fucking reason, if svet and/or mickey piss him off and he tries to take their kid away as punishment, or if he just fucking decides he wants another victim/pawn, or whatEVER, and he's the one to demand a paternity test, or if any other random john does, even if it ends up legally documented somewhere that mickey isn't the biological father as long as he and svet are The Parents from the start he would still retain custody and parental rights.

so. mickey marries svetlana. he's put on the birth certificate. he is legally the baby's father until such time as he and/or svetlana decide otherwise and a judge agrees. svetlana gets a marriage visa or green card or whatever the fuck and is now a legal resident. they stay married long enough for her to get naturalized as a us citizen. they get divorced, mickey no-contest hands over full custody to her, she moves to fucking socal or some shit and they never ever ever ever have to fucking see each other again. all her problems are solved, and none of the horrible shit terry put the rest of them through ever has to happen to the baby.

he can't let terry have the baby, mickey says. he can't. it's not fair, he says. it's not right. nobody deserves to be terry milkovich's kid. and sure mickey doesn't want it. he doesn't want to have to sleep next to his- you know, and no doubt svet doesn't want to have to do that either. but even though the baby may or may not be a result of. That. it didn't do it. it didn't do anything. it's just a baby. and mickey's voice is all raised - he's angry, he's scared, he's fucking righteous about this. it's just a fucking baby! its only fucking crime is being born wrong!

and. well. that kinda takes the fucking wind right out of ian's sails. mostly cuz it sucks all the air out of the room altogether. and mickey realizes too, right after he's said that, why he's so. uh. passionate about this. i mean not all the way, or just... he doesn't want to look directly at that yet. but ian can see it on his face that deep down he knows. ian can see it on mickey's face that what sounded like to him is exactly what it was. and maybe he breathes out the softest italicized oh (non-romantic) that has ever been spoken while mickey cringes a little bit and looks away, looks down, ducks his head enough to hide his face, enough to muffle his voice slightly against his own chest. he mumbles, "it's not his fault." he whispers, "he can't help it."

and what thee fuck is ian going to say to that? no? no, i won't support you protecting an innocent kid out of the long-buried goodness of your heart that i always knew was there and reparent yourself in the process? no, i refuse to be involved with you while you make an agonizing sacrifice in the name of kindness and healing, the way i've been demanding you do in my favor for months? no of course not.

but wait hang on i can fix this with the romantically-tinted option 2C, which goes like: mickey says he can't back out, he can't come out. he has to do this. and ian rolls his eyes or scoffs or both or gives mickey the fucking chin or whatever he does to indicate he thinks the reason mickey "has" to do this is because mickey's a fucking pussy and the only other option is to stand up to his dad. and mickey snaps that actually he has more than one (1) fucking motivation dickhead. and ian challenges him, all oh yeah like what. and mickey gets nice and right up in ian's face and gives him the fucking rundown.

i'm doing this because of you, he says. and ian scoffs again of course, but this time mickey just ignores him and steams right on. he says i'm doing this because you are. fucking self-righteous. and spiteful. and controlling. and fucking sadistic. and ian's like is this supposed to make me less pissed off. but mickey goes on. and you're kind. and generous. and god damn chivalrous, for fuck's sake. and so fucking brave. which finally shuts ian and his very, very loud facial expressions up.

so, mickey says. i know that you couldn't give less of a shit right now if svetlana has her kid taken away, gets deported directly into a russian prison, and never sees the fucking sun again in her life. maybe you even wish that on her. maybe i kind of do too. but i also know that if it hadn't happened to you, if you weren't there... if we were friends, and i didn't do this, we wouldn't be friends anymore.

he says, yeah, i love you, you love me. big fucking whoop. that happens to the fucking worst of us.

he says, i want you to like me.

he says, i'm just trying to grow the fuck up, okay? i don't want to be a fucking shallow selfish stupid god damn teenager for my entire fucking life like our piece of shit fucking parents. i want to be a man. and i- even if it's too late or this is too much, i want to be the kind of man that you would like.

so obviously ian is struck completely dumb. he just stares, wide-eyed and amazed and so absolutely wooed, while mickey finishes his fucking. grand speech. while he adds, quiet and exhausted and somewhat resigned, i'm not fucking ready, if i was ever gonna- but. it has to be done. she can't do it by herself. and there's no one else.

and. i mean really the inherent romance of "i want you to like me" and "i want to be the kind of man that you would like" would have been enough. but now here's this killer finishing move too. because you know fiona is ian's hero. and isn't that exactly what she did for all of them? with one fucking choice, mickey has already become the kind of man ian would like. and beyond! he's become the kind of man that ian respects. that ian admires.

and yeah, he'd like to still be angry. he'd like to still be exactly the selfish teenager mickey has decided he no longer is. and they are teenagers, still, so really that should be their fucking right! and also ian's fucking brain is on fire and he doesn't know what the fuck is going on!! but. well. he doesn't want it to be too late. he doesn't want this to be too much. he wants to grow up too, he's always wanted to grow up, to be a man. to be a good man. an honorable and reliable man. he doesn't want to be like- he doesn't want to be like their parents either.

and he wants mickey to like him too.

anyway. i think i'm clinically insane.

[thankyouforthev3n0m]

mcr song awards

most weird- the foundations of decay *

most gay- burn bright **

most transgender- mama***

most surprisingly sad- give em hell kid****

best transition- the end+dead*****

most done dirty by spotify- its not a fashion statement its a FUCKING deathwish******

*i think foundations is the single greatest stylistic shift in one song and for that reason it counts

**im not putting prison here bc between a song about doing gay stuff and a song about being LITERALLY gay i know which one im picking

***i honestly almost put down foundations here (and so he gets so die a saint be she will always be a whore) but i dont like duplicates

****regular sadness is way too subjective but i really think this song has a deep cut sadness that sneaks up on you when you least expect it

*****obviously i love interlude+tyftv, party poison+save yourself ill hold them back, all the radio segments in danger days, and the ghost of you+interlude, but this one is just so snappy

******im mad that spotify removed the ghost of you transition, he subtitle from helena, etc, but this makes literally zero sense so im most pissed about it

GIVE EM HELL KID IS THE SADDEST??? i think i am misinterpreting this greatly

[makoredeyes]

Keep it coming you say? 👀 I saw that tag! I'm ~quite~ bored, so here's a couple questions/whatever they're considered, lol.

Yes, flattery will get me very far here, indeed! To where? I do not know, but whatever, compliments! You deserve them. I'm rather sure my friends are tired of hearing me go on and on about destiny characters, ':)

How's your writing wip's going so far? I'm waiting very (im)patiently for any updates, I've totally not re-read everything forty-two times.. hope their all going well!

A little self indulgence here, but I like to think Andal Brask was the Hunter Vanguard when Osiris and Saint-14 were in, because.. come on, I'm rather sure the time frame adds up. I like to believe before, because their dynamic just seems really fun to me. Lots of great opportunities. (I partly blame that one fanart sylenth-l made of Andal and Osiris for this, it was really funny). What do you think their dynamic would be like?

What do you think it'd be like if the Iron Lords mysteriously came back alive? 👀 I'm talking, SIVA couldn't actually kill them because their ghosts hid in the light in their bodies, and SIVA only goes after non-organic materials right? Maybe it couldn't work it's way into the light, and as long as their ghost + light are intact, = alive. But *only* after the Warmind managed to get control over SIVA and free their physical bodies from harm? It's a thought I had, influenced by a few fics but I quite like the idea. Just imagine, a ghostless, lightless Osiris receiving word that maybe, they weren't as dead as he thought they were. Or Fel and Timur coming back only to realize what happened to Osiris?? Poor Sagira?? Learning lady Efrideet's alive? 👀 (Is that her name?)

Or perhaps, In this one fic, it's Timur and his special, take over your will little stunt he has, was keeping SIVA at bay, I think that's pretty neat too! So many possibilities! (If you were the one that wrote these, I hope you see this as a compliment cause I am not about to go dig through Ao3 to find them xD)

Either way, it'd be like a modern!au of the iron lords, for them at least, hah (I can just imagine Gheleon having a mental breakdown that their memorial involved fighting one another)

I can't really think of anything, but rest assured I will *probably* be back once I'm dome tormenting my poor boy Tevis

Ahaha yeesss YESSSS I feed me I'm such an attention whore lmao RIP XD. (fr tho bless you ;_; )

I am writing! There are longer gaps between posts rn because I have lots going on in my life, but also, because I am working on many fics at once. I counted the other day I have 26 WIPs but six I am actively working on in concert - three for Housefire that are all directly intermingled plot and timing-wise to the point where I'm not even entirely sure what order I'll be posting them in yet, another chapter for Things Found (I am trying to stay 2 chapters ahead with that to make sure I have a cohesive story for it), and two XXX stand-alone one-shots! I should fish out another teaser for everyone soon. I think it'll be one of the one-shots that makes it out next tbh they're the furthest along. But the naughty stuff is also the slowest to get written bc I yanno...can't write that stuff at work, etc. haha. But I've felt a new wind of motivation lately for writing and am picking away at these projects pretty regularly. <3

I'm going to admit I am not very well-read on the hunter squad in general, BUT iirc I believe Andal was Vanguard during the City Age. He was definitely around as I recall his presence in the comics. The problem with that time is that Osiris was largely absent. This was when the Cult of Osiris was gaining traction, and Osiris' obsession with the Darkness and the Vex was really heating up. He was neglecting his duties to the Vanguard (with Ikora often standing in as proxy for him) and he wasn't really paying attention to anyone else. Like. At all. There was a lot of unhappy tension even with Saint at that time. Andal, by all accounts, was a damn good fella though, and while I think just about everyone nettled Osiris, Andal also stuck up for him where he could. Even if Osiris couldn't appreciate that in the moment I'm sure he would come to later. I look at Osiris and see him as he is now, with some hard lessons learned and some hard losses under his belt, realizing a little too late some of the damn good souls he had in his court, Andal included. All of that said, 100% in a lighter, easier setting, a free-spirit like Andal (and/or Cayde...heaven forbid them both together!) would drive a stuffed shirt like Osiris up an absolute freaking wall with pure comical results, hands down.

(a side note, a brain storm, an insane thought that just poisoned my brain - a sweeter moment hidden from time: Andal's guitar and this gift of song Saint has hinted Osiris has....??????! I'm not melting it's just hot in here, right???)

As for Ironsbane and SIVA... I have INDEED put an awful lot of thought into this. Quite a lot. So much. I have my own ideas on ways to circumvent the disaster, O Reader Mine, but you're going to have to wait a while longer for me to write it. :3 (Housefire is, after all, ultimately, a fixit )

*but no SIVA attacks whatever it is programmed to, organic or not: and Rasputin set it on hundreds of Iron Lords and wiped them all out with the sole exception Efrideet and Saladin with the directives “REPLICATE, ELIMINATE, IMMUNIZE” it was not what SIVA was made to do but he deliberately repurposed it into a weapon. (I could go on for years about Rasputin and his darker epochs, but especially his misappropriation of SIVA lol)

** Your mention of Timur and his spooky skills DID remind me of another fic I need to get back to as well OTL TT_TT I still have requests I took in January I have yet to complete. At this rate it's going to take me all year to get them all done and by then I'll be taking more aahaha whuups.

[dangermousie]

I am incredibly amused that the end of s1 of My Dearest caused such an uproar that Nam Goong Min had to speak up and confirm that yes Gil Chae is the FL for s2 and the whole thing is a love story between JH and GC.

Now that I have cooled down from initial shock of end of s1, my thoughts can be summed up as they both need to really grow up and mature before they can have any chance together - him actually more than her (tho her too.)

They are little too much alike - their habit of lashing out as self-protection is not a recipe for long-term bliss. So far they are the epitome can’t live with you can’t live without you.

I mean, he would die for her (and almost did more than once) but that doesn’t mean he’d be an easy everyday person to live with. He has cut off his connection with any sort of proper society/hierarchy so thoroughly (he has no family, no permanent abode, no goal of having official position, no traditional values of obedience to royalty etc), he I think is genuinely incapable of understanding that she cannot do the same - she has family she needs to protect but also she IS enmeshed into societal goals and values.

The thing that he doesn’t get (and I don’t necessarily blame him, he’s a 17th century man not a modern dude) is that she will never be able to be free to the extent he is simply due to her gender. He can pack up his stuff and leave (in fact this is his default to deal with any trauma - to leave) but she cannot not just because this would be abandoning her family or even because she can be raped and murdered so easily but because in a society where women are either wives or whores doing so would make her an outcast to an extent nothing he does could make him.

Minglan is a very different drama but it’s a little like the reason it took Minglan so long to open her heart to Tingye - because the stakes are not the same. If you pick a partner wrongly, all the man is risking is his heart but for her it’s her whole life. GC can break JH’s heart. But JH can cost GC her life. And in her particular situation, her family’s life.

The thing is I don’t hate JH either (I mean if they switched OTPs yes I would but as is) - he’s not an enlightened saint but a traumatized period man. But the thing is the way they both are right now even if they somehow got together, I can’t see it working long term. They need to figure out a ton of stuff out first. And how to tell the whole truth even if it’s ugly or makes them vulnerable or causes problems.

PS I don’t really care if this drama is gonna go adultery route (tho I doubt it will) but man I am not looking to fandom fun that will ensue if it will.

[urfellowrabbitkid]

hehehe hiiii this is my list of lyric changes in live performances of michael (all gathered from concert recordings on youtube), there are almost definitely even more changes that i havent seen yet but these are the ones ive found from my phase of watching over 30 live performances of michael on youtube

lines like ‘im sexy’ replaced with ‘you’re sexy’ , other ‘i’ statements replaced with ‘you’ sometimes

‘sticky hips’ part of chorus skipped over sometimes idk why tbh

‘it’s close now’ sometimes replaced with ‘you’re close now’

at pinkpop performance ‘it’s close now’ was replaced with ‘so pink now’ .

typically in the second ‘so come and dance with me’ section, the last ‘so come and dance with me’ is replaced with ‘so come all over me’ . sometimes this does not happen, and sometimes it also happens in the first ‘so come and dance with me’ section. less common tho

in their first US show performance of micheal, the final ‘so come and dance with me’s of each section are replaced with ‘so break a [unintelligible] with me’. might say hall or wall?

sometimes says ‘micheal you’re dancing, you’re a beautiful dance-whore’ instead of ‘micheal you’re dancing like a beautiful dance-whore’

music for life 2017 performance of micheal he says “this is what i am, your favourite man” instead of “i am a man” in the bit right before the main chorus bit (he said “i am a man” earlier however). TRNSMT festival 2018 he says your favourite man also, says it first time and fhen second time says “spectacular man” im thinking these lyric changes are common in the more recent performances of it?

earliest recorded performance of it it is quite literally not possible to tell if there are any lyric changes however it’s possible the come and dance with me change was included

2022 just like heaven fest performance he says either “this is what i am / yes, such a fine man” or “this is what i am / you’re such a fine man” in the first chorus. in the second chorus he sings “this is what i am / i’m an ice cream man”

rock n heim 2013 says ‘because’ in beginning of main chorus (‘because you’re all that i see [etc.]’)

spancirfest 2023 he says “this is what i am / banana (?) toast man”. seems to be part of a general trend in more recent performances where he says a food instead of just ‘a man’.

2010 mexico performance he sings “stubble on my sticky hips”, possibly deliberate, possibly just a mispeak. may happen in other performances too?

2018 kyiv performance sings ‘flamboyant man’. also sings “you’re all i need” first verse instead of “you’re all i see”

according to alex’s twitter, he makes up new lyrics each performance.

YOU'RE A SAINT FOR THIS AND ALEX KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING

we've been blessed by this list thank you

i'm going to check later what he did at paradiso amsterdam live cause i have it on cd but i remember that there were some changes

so come all over me change is my favourite thing ever fr😭😭😭

[hamletinwaiting]

I know I’m like a month late but I was thinking about how Foundations of Decay set up the Return Tour so flawlessly, specifically down to Gerard’s use of feminine figures like cheerleaders, nurses, Joan of Arc, etc. Women and concepts often sexualized and commodified in art and general media.

Which is were that one set of lyrics from Foundations of Decay come to mind:

“and so he gets to die a saint

But she will always be a whore”

I’m a firm believer this is also where our dear business lady comes in. The heels, the short skirts, the latex gloves, the tights all things that can be easily sexualized drench in blood, dirt and decay. Accepting the title of whore after her death and becoming a brand new version of herself because of it. Even the second time we see her she’s wearing more conservative clothes, longer skirt, shorter heels but it’s once she’s covered in her own blood in that iconic ensemble that she’s flourishing in her new title of whore and her own demise.

Or maybe I’m reading too much into things which is also likely :P

[2knightt]

OUTSIDERS SHIPS YAY!!!

-Ok so, my hair is side tails and my bangs are dyed bubblegum pink, the rest is brown.

-I’m 4’11 and all my friends call me “4 foot of fury” or “Baby Coon” (I like Raccoons)

- My favorite color is pink

- My style of clothing goes between Bimbo, Pastel Goth, Goth Bimbo, and Trad Goth!

- I listen to metal and rock (Three Days Grace, Skillet, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, Theory of a Deadman, Disturbed, System of a Down, Falling in Reverse, Evanescence, Metallica, MCR, Breaking Benjamin, Hollywood Undead, Saint Asonia, and TX2)

- I also enjoy Musicals (Hamilton, Six, Dear Evan Hansen, Be More Chill, Heathers, Mean Girls, Grease and Grease 2, Beetlejuice, Wicked, Epic, and I kinda count Hazbin Hotel as a musical)

- I also like club/sexual songs (Scotty Doesn’t Know, Sloppy Seconds, Such a Whore, Belly Dancer, Go Hard, Ashnikko Slumber Party and Stupid, Ayesha Erotica, etc)

-I also like drawing and cosplaying

-I have been diagnosed with ADHD, depression, and anxiety. So I’m a bit of a funky person lol (who isn’t?)

-Have EXTREMELY bad mommy issues 💀

(Kinda all over the place sorry lol, I’m just super excited! AHDNNXMDOIDLEWSMND)

tumblr closed out for me after i finished writing this omg💔

TWO-BIT MATHEWS WOULD FW YOU HEAVY. you’re like a goddess to him. and that’s an understatement. your pink hair makes him absolutely mesmerized with you, with every step you take. twirl your dyed money pieces to two-bit so he steals your fav record and he WILL do it.

he would TOTALLYY BELT YOUR FAV MUSICALS WITH YOU??!!! BLAST HAMILTON WITH HIM! NOWWWW!!!! HE WOULD LOVE GEEKING OVER MUSICALS WITH YOU??!!!

but he would love you. you’re the only thing on his mine constantly. u remind him of only good things.

he would do ANYTHING for you.

[urlocalnonbinarybastardwrites]

Oooo! I’m excited for an Outsiders ship!

-Ok so, my hair is side tails and my bangs are dyed bubblegum pink, the rest is brown.

-I’m 4’11 and all my friends call me “4 foot of fury” or “Baby Coon”

- My favorite color is pink

- My style of clothing goes between Bimbo, Pastel Goth, Goth Bimbo, and Trad Goth!

- I listen to metal and rock (Three Days Grace, Skillet, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, Theory of a Deadman, Disturbed, System of a Down, Falling in Reverse, Evanescence, Metallica, MCR, Breaking Benjamin, Hollywood Undead, Saint Asonia, and TX2)

- I also enjoy Musicals (Hamilton, Six, Dear Evan Hansen, Be More Chill, Heathers, Mean Girls, Grease and Grease 2, Beetlejuice, Wicked, Epic, and I kinda count Hazbin Hotel as a musical)

- I also like club/sexual songs (Scotty Doesn’t Know, Sloppy Seconds, Such a Whore, Belly Dancer, Go Hard, Ashnikko Slumber Party and Stupid, Ayesha Erotica, etc)

-I also like drawing and cosplaying

-Have EXTREMELY bad mommy issues, daddy issues too but not as bad

Your Outsiders Ship: Johnny Cade!

Explanation: OK so starting off with appearances I think that Johnny Kay would be extremely attracted to you. I think he would stand out, especially with your Gothic bimbo style/traditional Goth. (Hey just like meee!) I personally think that he’s more into alternative people so I think he would absolutely love the way you look and just think about you all the time and always kind of have you on the back of his mind, but he would be scared as shit shit to come up with you, so Dallas would have to definitely push him (literally) to talk to you. I think that he really likes that you’re short and would definitely tease you about it. Based on your music taste, I think that you are kind of a bad ass and I think that Johnny would too. I think he really would like a lot of your music even if some of it is a little bit too intense for him he would let you know, and I hope that he would respect his boundary and you probably would. Speaking of which if you listen to sexual music around him, I think he would be so flustered he wouldn’t be able to even speak like he would just look at you with wide eyes like “what the shit is this man??” And I just honestly honestly don’t even even know if he would like it or not because he would be so flustered that he wouldn’t be able to even decide how he feels about the music itself. Anyway, you guys are kind of opposites, but not really vibes and I think you guys would be a really cute couple.