#sarcasm i obviously hate this
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love seeing a mental health and disability advocate immediately turn around and go "haha im so delusional <3" in the same moment
#sarcasm i obviously hate this#i hate that delusional has been turned into some silly quirky thing like no!!!!#like if i tried to describe my delusions to these ppl theyd think im fucking insane#ppl understand why u dont use intrusive thoughts to mean impulsive#so why cant they understand not using delusional when they just me unlikely events#like god#im so fucking tired#-anon#actually delusional#delusional#sysblr#system#plural#plurality#mental illness#not saying who this was originally made about. its not the point the point is ppl using delusion as a silly quirky thing
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shauna shipman kissed a girl this season i kind of don't gaf what else happens. the finale could be the most boring heinous piece of shit television i've ever had the displeasure of watching and i literally wouldn't be able to care bc shauna shipman still kissed a girl in the canadian wilderness on showtime yellowjackets season 3. shauna shipman had a weird little dog of a gf and they held bloody hands and made out against a tree while she held a knife to her throat like personally i got everything i ever wanted and then some. Sorry
#Like they knew what they were doing#esp w how lackluster the 1st two eps are#(though upon rewatch they are better with more context)#however in s1 we had a plane crash and s2 they ate jackie to a radiohead song#But anytime i go to voice my complaints shauna shipman kisses a girl and i get mib style memory wiped#like... i got gay shauna. Canon gay shauna#I literally don't care what happens. She's real#yellowjackets#shauna shipman#life is so beautiful as a shauna shipman akgae#< obviously the majority of this is sarcasm but it turns out#9 weeks of constant shauna hate is my limit and now i have to be a huge bitch about her forever#Saw a tweet about tai getting revenge on shauna for van's death with 4 thousand likes and something in me snapped#Im tired of being good etc#yellowjackets s3#yellowjackets season 3#shauna x melissa#shaunahat#jackieshauna#shaunanat#taishauna#butcherqueen#shaunalot#shauna#posts#yellowjackets txt
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“I fully transitioned [because i had the wealth and luck to do so] and pass as a cis man all the time now [because i choose to be stealth] and i’m treated better than I was before transitioning [which included hormones and surgery, OBVIOUSLY something every trans man wants]. clearly this means trans men have [cis] male privilege” are you stupid ? are you stupid.
#the ‘obviously’ is sarcasm if it isn’t clear#hate these mfs so much like congrats on not being discriminated against openly because you hide your identity i guess#there are a LOT of our brothers who don’t have the privilege of being so lucky though. stop erasing them#transandrophobia#yeah this is kinda discourse but also it’s a disturbingly common mindset irl too so.
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Anyway, for $100 I will come to Thanksgiving dinner, sit down with your family, wait for a lull in the conversation, and then I will loudly say "I HATE no-kill shelters! There is NEVER an excuse to TURN AWAY a healthy animal. I think it's just evil to pick and choose which innocent animals are worth trying to save, instead of giving every life an equal chance!" and then I will shove an entire apple pie into my bag and leave.
#I think my sarcasm is obvious but since this is the piss on the poor website#obviously I don't hate ALL no-kill shelters#just. you know.#a lot of them#the ones who think they're morally superior for NOBLY saving the life#of the sweetest puppy you've ever seen#but become mysteriously deaf when you ask what they think would happen#if every shelter turned new arrivals away#GOOD no-kill shelters often don't call themselves that#because they have respect for their fucking colleagues#and understand the importance of having BOTH forms of shelter in order to save the most lives
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seeing people still ship M*llelilia is just. I can’t even. I CANT EVEN. people out here calling them the dads of Diasomnia SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I SWEAR TO GOD. I have some very not nice words I would like to say to them.
#how do you watch someone cry from relief over the birth/hatching of a baby and say;#hmmm yes that is the perfect ship! this character has raised this character as a father would since they were a child#obviously they love each other romantically!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!!1 /SARCASM#PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU#twst#bunnierambles#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst wonderland
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omg thannnkkk you ai 🫶🫶you are so helpful I didn’t know that!! I thought moths held their hearts in little jars until they needed them

#/sarcasm OBVIOUSLY I will be caught DEAD before I praise ai#also worth noting the ai immediately went into talking about heart moth habitats#which is slightly more understandable but I was. asking where the heart chambers were located#I think it’s in the abdomen but I had to make sure#i can’t draw a comic about a moth with heart issues if I don’t know exactly where his heart is :(#fuck ai#so sick of ai overviews#they aren’t even funny bad anymore like saying cockroaches live in cocks they’re just unhelpful and cumbersome now#you could show me the most useful info ever but if it’s communicated via ai I will immediately hate and distrust it
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love to see the consistently shitty way that fandom treats BL with onscreen kink elements.
it's always "there's nothing that holds this together but [sole element i liked]", meanwhile projecting that using phi because someone asked you to is a kink title akin to daddy.
it's so interesting in a weird way to see the desire to project kink into somewhere that it's not while also denigrating the actual kinky media that exists like THK and Playboyy.
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if u don’t play mtg then ignore this post
saw the new commander ban list and rest in piss to cEDH and all the fucks who hoarded jeweled lotus and mana crypt and treat the game like an investment
#cEDH is a fucking cesspool and I specifically hate it bc of ONE local guy#who acts like competitive commander is a life or death situation#I hope he in particular has a nuclear meltdown about this#literally 99% of the local cEDH players are fucked and I can’t wait (sarcasm obviously)#to hear about this shit all week#now casual will be more fun and as a strictly casual commander player: FUCK YEAH!!!!
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my favourite think about tiktok is that one comment/dm will be very lovely and sweet, and the next will be a bullet pointed list of all the flaws in my appearance and personality and identity and-
it's just SO lovely there
#/sarcasm#obviously#i hate it#i wish to erase my tiktok persona entirely#i wish to be a wisp in the wind
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Maybe I am autistic.......
#Reflection/semi-vent incoming#I just ranted in my head about how I hate that people don't make their tone clear on the internet#And how the line between jokes sarcasm irony etc. and genuineness have been blurred so much#I just want people to be clear and upfront about their feelings... Then I thought “hang on isn't this what autistic people are on about”#OBVIOUSLY this isn't exclusive to autism (or even a symptom of neurodivergency)#I've just been.. thinking. I've always wondered ever since my irl friend asked if I've ever considered myself autistic#Let me tell you a secret dear friend: I've always considered it ever since I was a kid#But when I brought that concern up with my parents they laughed at me and made fun of me calling me an attention seeker#And I've been forcing myself to not even think of the possibility that I'm neurodivergent anymore#But... maybe. Maybe I am. It's so scary to think about using the language on myself#I just wish I could figure this out easily and get a clear yes or no. I wish this was easier.#chris p fried what?!
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#pickle pontificates#EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE SUCCESSFULLY KILLED MY INNER PERFECTIONIST IT COMES BACK WITH A VENGEANCE. AGHHHHHHH#pair that sucker with the fact that I always think I'm right and Wow#sometimes I get a near-physical reaction to watching someone do something I perceive to be Wrong#and like. my whole life I have been trying to be more empathetic and charitable and understanding and I think I am#but there are still times where something's Wrong but I know it doesn't HAVE to be#and I really really seriously have to battle to figure out whether jumping in and Fixing is actually appropriate/my business#or whether I just need to chill out and pretend it's not happening#I don't want to be obnoxious. really I don't. I want to value people's feelings more than semi-arbitrary guidelines#but the person I'd like to be sure doesn't always come naturally#edit: and furthermore people who can't take a hint and always have to be right and can't shut up are some of my least favorite people irl#i like myself just fine though. (because I live in my head and obviously I am the one who's actually always interesting and right. sarcasm)#and this goes way back. i had a feud with this one babysitter when i was like 8 because she would start arguments just so she could win them#(totally not a thing I did. and still do)#and I couldn't beat her because she was like 14 and I was 8 but I never let her win either#she was one of the few people I ever hated. and it was because she was too similar to me. hah
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Dear “no replacing female characters with male ones” anon,
have you considered perhaps that your opinion isn’t worth that much?
//snort
I don't think they actually stand by their opinion since they won't say it with their account.
But I'm gonna draw more Madoka!au with Husk and Mordecai regardless VwV
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feeling insane bc i was actually considering making 'no coincidence' karla in game fdsklafjkalfjkafa
#boy this aint my oc....i can't do that but. but. like. what if. i did anyway.#I JUST THINK SHES COOL?????#i dont recall her having very much description in the book far as ive read i'll have to go back and check maybe#scarred face and mantis blades is all that i remember off the top of my head#idek what her eyes/optics are like ............hm idk.#maybe i'll just make my own oc based on her dklasjfkdsal that seems shitty tho fr. because obviously this established writer#will know i made a character based off his character and he'll hate me and take legal action against me obviously!!!!! /sarcasm#i know that wouldn't happen and it doesn't matter at all thats just my anxiety telling me i'll go to hell#fsakfljakl ANYWAYS IM JUST???? maelstrom lady butcher....sexy.......idk idk#i just wanna be like 'gangs all here :)' and have a silly lil pic of everybody idsa fjkadlfjaklfa#shes just!! interesting to me!! i love that she's so violent and clearly takes joy/pride in what she does but she has this softness#for dixie and thats really cute?????? hello???????#dagger n dum dum going on double dates with her and dixie UwU#lots of murder and chaos UwU#bro i just like mealstrom fdkslafjdksalfjdksal this isn't news#im having a lot of thoughts for a Minor character of a supplementary/unconnected story that nobody knows. because of course i am.#a minor character connected to a minor character whom im obsessed with.#my life is a joke.
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boy, I love it when an IT person says "it should be working fine"
#obviously this is sarcasm#I do not love it#my guy I KNOW it should be working fine#it's not#that's why I called you#hate hate hate the new companies we switched to#they would rather say it's an issue on our end than actually fix it#mine
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i wonder if theyve ever thought i know spanish or italian
#theres context for this i promise#when we first started talking a few months in they were using “amor” or “amore” which both mean love#and obviously its not like theyre calling rhe guy they just met love#and that would be reallt awkward if i knew what thwy were saying and didnt correct it just bc i liked it#also ive weirdlt used spanish a few times before that?#i have a few friends and i learned some when i was younger okay.#i still remember the hell of numbers. shudders.#i can only remember up to 20 now but. yeah#some annoying motherfucker from school was reading out crayon names (yk the ones with different languages) and spanish is below english#and he pronounced it ro-jo. like how youd pronounce 'jo' in english. so i corrected him bc. yeah. and he kept insisting it was ro-jo#and one of my best friends from the time (aka the guy i play minecraft with) was like nah fam... bc he grew up speaking en and esp#wtf whu did my roommate just yell zoom zoom zoom#anyways he got really really pissed off abt beinf wronf aparently and started cryinf our of anger#lowkey still hate that guy#this was in primary school btw.#he always was openinf his mouth to show his gross chewed up food and making fun of me bc i sucked at kickball#its not my fault noone could fucking throw the damn ball and i played in grass and not on black top fuck you#one time the teacher scolded him bc he made fun of me “kickball is so easy” and he got so pissed at the damn teacher 😭#seriously still hate that guy. i couldnt stand being around him bc he always tried to talk to me and kept getting mad and shit when i#corrected him on basic things (ie: “oh no it's pronounced like X” i wasnt being mean. barely even blunt)#so i asked the teacher to move me bc he wouldnt stop getting on my nerves and and i quote "well i was gonna move you but since you asked no#...“ okay thanks. its only like everyone at my group fucking hated me for it. ”thanks aortic“ was drenched in sarcasm and it SUCKED#thankfully the girl that sat beside of me didnt hate me.#uh ill call her K bc thats her initial and the guy that also correcred mf L bc thats his initial#K. L. and i were all on the archery team and in what we call “the losers club” aka whenever we had to switch rotation we sat our bow cases#together in a little circle to eat whatever left over snacks they gave us#lowkey how i found out i like cheddar sunchips!#i say this like we dont talk. L and i play minecraft and all three of us have hung out together irl#but its harder to do now bc L has a job (ew) and Ks home life is kinda difficult#schedules and all that. and ofc you have me who wants to off myself every other day and is too embarrassed to go outside most of the time
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I LOVE it when gif creators make amazing gif-sets without tagging the character or ship in said gif-set! Like, that's great, that'll totally help people who like that character or ship find it. 🙃
#This is sarcasm obviously bc I HATE that shit! 😤#Pardon me while I use a bunch of edit tags to get this around. ✋🏽😔#screamedit#chuckyedit#horroredit#gossipgirledit#arcaneedit#gotedit#hotdedit#xmenedit#marveledit#gothamedit#stedit#itedit#fandom bs#rant#txt
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