#sarcasm i obviously hate this
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fossys · 1 year ago
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love seeing a mental health and disability advocate immediately turn around and go "haha im so delusional <3" in the same moment
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anyfire · 3 months ago
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shauna shipman kissed a girl this season i kind of don't gaf what else happens. the finale could be the most boring heinous piece of shit television i've ever had the displeasure of watching and i literally wouldn't be able to care bc shauna shipman still kissed a girl in the canadian wilderness on showtime yellowjackets season 3. shauna shipman had a weird little dog of a gf and they held bloody hands and made out against a tree while she held a knife to her throat like personally i got everything i ever wanted and then some. Sorry
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sinistersuns · 2 months ago
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“I fully transitioned [because i had the wealth and luck to do so] and pass as a cis man all the time now [because i choose to be stealth] and i’m treated better than I was before transitioning [which included hormones and surgery, OBVIOUSLY something every trans man wants]. clearly this means trans men have [cis] male privilege” are you stupid ? are you stupid.
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mylordshesacactus · 5 months ago
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Anyway, for $100 I will come to Thanksgiving dinner, sit down with your family, wait for a lull in the conversation, and then I will loudly say "I HATE no-kill shelters! There is NEVER an excuse to TURN AWAY a healthy animal. I think it's just evil to pick and choose which innocent animals are worth trying to save, instead of giving every life an equal chance!" and then I will shove an entire apple pie into my bag and leave.
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bunniehunn · 5 months ago
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seeing people still ship M*llelilia is just. I can’t even. I CANT EVEN. people out here calling them the dads of Diasomnia SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I SWEAR TO GOD. I have some very not nice words I would like to say to them.
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hana-bobo-finch · 5 months ago
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omg thannnkkk you ai 🫶🫶you are so helpful I didn’t know that!! I thought moths held their hearts in little jars until they needed them
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lugarn · 4 months ago
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love to see the consistently shitty way that fandom treats BL with onscreen kink elements.
it's always "there's nothing that holds this together but [sole element i liked]", meanwhile projecting that using phi because someone asked you to is a kink title akin to daddy.
it's so interesting in a weird way to see the desire to project kink into somewhere that it's not while also denigrating the actual kinky media that exists like THK and Playboyy.
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psychoticwillgraham · 9 months ago
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if u don’t play mtg then ignore this post
saw the new commander ban list and rest in piss to cEDH and all the fucks who hoarded jeweled lotus and mana crypt and treat the game like an investment
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irrevocablecondition · 10 months ago
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my favourite think about tiktok is that one comment/dm will be very lovely and sweet, and the next will be a bullet pointed list of all the flaws in my appearance and personality and identity and-
it's just SO lovely there
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crispycreambacon · 1 year ago
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Maybe I am autistic.......
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#pickle pontificates#EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE SUCCESSFULLY KILLED MY INNER PERFECTIONIST IT COMES BACK WITH A VENGEANCE. AGHHHHHHH#pair that sucker with the fact that I always think I'm right and Wow#sometimes I get a near-physical reaction to watching someone do something I perceive to be Wrong#and like. my whole life I have been trying to be more empathetic and charitable and understanding and I think I am#but there are still times where something's Wrong but I know it doesn't HAVE to be#and I really really seriously have to battle to figure out whether jumping in and Fixing is actually appropriate/my business#or whether I just need to chill out and pretend it's not happening#I don't want to be obnoxious. really I don't. I want to value people's feelings more than semi-arbitrary guidelines#but the person I'd like to be sure doesn't always come naturally#edit: and furthermore people who can't take a hint and always have to be right and can't shut up are some of my least favorite people irl#i like myself just fine though. (because I live in my head and obviously I am the one who's actually always interesting and right. sarcasm)#and this goes way back. i had a feud with this one babysitter when i was like 8 because she would start arguments just so she could win them#(totally not a thing I did. and still do)#and I couldn't beat her because she was like 14 and I was 8 but I never let her win either#she was one of the few people I ever hated. and it was because she was too similar to me. hah
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hazbmymhotel · 9 months ago
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Dear “no replacing female characters with male ones” anon,
have you considered perhaps that your opinion isn’t worth that much?
//snort
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I don't think they actually stand by their opinion since they won't say it with their account.
But I'm gonna draw more Madoka!au with Husk and Mordecai regardless VwV
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wraithsoutlaws · 2 years ago
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feeling insane bc i was actually considering making 'no coincidence' karla in game fdsklafjkalfjkafa
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cultivating-wildflowers · 2 years ago
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boy, I love it when an IT person says "it should be working fine"
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autosarcophagy-avaritia · 6 days ago
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i wonder if theyve ever thought i know spanish or italian
#theres context for this i promise#when we first started talking a few months in they were using “amor” or “amore” which both mean love#and obviously its not like theyre calling rhe guy they just met love#and that would be reallt awkward if i knew what thwy were saying and didnt correct it just bc i liked it#also ive weirdlt used spanish a few times before that?#i have a few friends and i learned some when i was younger okay.#i still remember the hell of numbers. shudders.#i can only remember up to 20 now but. yeah#some annoying motherfucker from school was reading out crayon names (yk the ones with different languages) and spanish is below english#and he pronounced it ro-jo. like how youd pronounce 'jo' in english. so i corrected him bc. yeah. and he kept insisting it was ro-jo#and one of my best friends from the time (aka the guy i play minecraft with) was like nah fam... bc he grew up speaking en and esp#wtf whu did my roommate just yell zoom zoom zoom#anyways he got really really pissed off abt beinf wronf aparently and started cryinf our of anger#lowkey still hate that guy#this was in primary school btw.#he always was openinf his mouth to show his gross chewed up food and making fun of me bc i sucked at kickball#its not my fault noone could fucking throw the damn ball and i played in grass and not on black top fuck you#one time the teacher scolded him bc he made fun of me “kickball is so easy” and he got so pissed at the damn teacher 😭#seriously still hate that guy. i couldnt stand being around him bc he always tried to talk to me and kept getting mad and shit when i#corrected him on basic things (ie: “oh no it's pronounced like X” i wasnt being mean. barely even blunt)#so i asked the teacher to move me bc he wouldnt stop getting on my nerves and and i quote "well i was gonna move you but since you asked no#...“ okay thanks. its only like everyone at my group fucking hated me for it. ”thanks aortic“ was drenched in sarcasm and it SUCKED#thankfully the girl that sat beside of me didnt hate me.#uh ill call her K bc thats her initial and the guy that also correcred mf L bc thats his initial#K. L. and i were all on the archery team and in what we call “the losers club” aka whenever we had to switch rotation we sat our bow cases#together in a little circle to eat whatever left over snacks they gave us#lowkey how i found out i like cheddar sunchips!#i say this like we dont talk. L and i play minecraft and all three of us have hung out together irl#but its harder to do now bc L has a job (ew) and Ks home life is kinda difficult#schedules and all that. and ofc you have me who wants to off myself every other day and is too embarrassed to go outside most of the time
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lexyscross · 4 months ago
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I LOVE it when gif creators make amazing gif-sets without tagging the character or ship in said gif-set! Like, that's great, that'll totally help people who like that character or ship find it. 🙃
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