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uncle-fruity · 2 years

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I enjoyed the mortifying ordeal of asking for a raise today at work. My boss is taking time to make a decision, but everyone cross their fingers and send me good vibes!

#ahhh #asking for a raise #how to adult?#scary conversation

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thedreadvampy · 1 year

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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ratislatis · 1 year

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she was the last thing he saw

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #terry jr #scary marlowe #s2 ep36 #for all the people who aren’t in the discord server #we were in shambles last night #you have never seen a motherfucking sobfest until you scroll to the conversations happening on 6/20/23 #this is a younger scary btw #I imagine its what he sees flashing before his eyes as he dies ❤️#im in fucking disrepair rn ❤️#my art

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cowboy-caboodles · 4 months

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Off-Screen Apologies

Because i saw someone’s reblog saying we missed the opportunity to have a javey apology scene, because Davey deserved to be angry at Jack, and we deserved to see that happen between them, and also because i am possibly working on a little fic about the off-screen interaction.

(I drew just the end snippet of what would be an entire apology with much more lecturing from Davey, just as an excuse to draw boys smooching)

#character art #newsies #livesies #davey jacobs #jack kelly #javey newsies #on the roof #i just imagine it happens like at midnight #and jack finds davey’s apartment and climbs up the fire escape #i just really believe he got off without apologizing to like any of the newsies #i want to see the hard scary conversations where jack learns it’s ok to lean on his friends #grrrrr #bark bark #i’m so normal

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drchucktingle · 2 years

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CONTENT WARNING be careful watching somewhere where a loud noise could scare the heck out of you

hey buckaroos did you know my first traditionally published horror novel comes out this upcoming summer. it is about a christian conversion therapy camp, and it has a queer autistic main character. i am VERY proud of this way. it is also a very cathartic story, i think.

here is the book trailer and i think it is good example of fact that even though chuck is working with traditional big timer publisher i am still unique in my ways. i do not think you will ever seen a book trailer like this.

THANK YOU to my buds in band THE LOCUST for allowing chuck to use their song.

anyway buds if you want to preorder CAMP DAMASCUS you can right here

#camp damascus #tingleverse #chuck tingle #queer #lgbtq #lgbt #lgbtqia #horror #horror writers #writers of tumblr #the locust #autism #autistic #actually autistic #representation #scary #conversion

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koszmarnybudyn · 3 months

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Just a Scary in a cool outfit doodle because i havent finished the new episode yet :)

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #my art #scary marlowe #shes just funky you know?#i just brought some converse so of course i gotta draw her in that

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autisticaradiamegido · 6 months

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thoughts on dave and aradia (<>)?

day 356

BIG fan tbh. in this house we love and respect timerails

truly yall read this log and tell me theyre not cute

#day 356 #year 4 #dave strider #aradia megido #aradave #homestuck #she really saw this kid and was like OH YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH YOUR MORTALITY?? :D #boy do i have some relevant life experience and wisdom to impart on THAT ISSUE SPECIFICALLY #and then she just. very gently and kindly makes the subject more approachable for ghostdave #the pesterlog i linked is literally my FAVORITE aradia moment. to me it is THE character defining moment for god tier aradia #yes she is being kind of ominous and trickstery at first #but it VERY quickly becomes clear shes got genuine concern for this kid she's had very little to do with up until this point #she really wants to connect with him over their shared time aspect stuff #and she really DOES care about how he feels about everything. she wants to help and she wants to put him at ease #because she KNOWS from experience that being dead and having to cope with what that means for you is like VERY UPSETTING AND TRAUMATIC #shes not just like. 'hee hee i think death is great and awesome because im edgy'#shes like 'no dude being dead is scary if you dont have anybody to explain this shit to you. so im going to explain it-'#'-and hopefully by the end of this conversation you will have some new things to feel relief and maybe even joy and excitement about'#'not just in spite of the death thing but BECAUSE of it'#i know shes spooky and has weirdgirl swag and we all love that about her but like #at her core she is a very KIND person. she may occasionally struggle to connect to people through the Death Special Interest Haze #but she WANTS to and when she DOES she is like. a genuinely very warm and comforting presence for her friends #ANYWAY. if andrew hussie or i guess james roach now want to give me an honorary doctorate for my 12+ years of intensive aradia studies #i will be here waiting patiently #timerails

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wafflesbooks1 · 6 months

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Will: Guys, stop overreacting! When I say I want to dissect someone, I don't mean it in an evil way! I mean it in a curious, scientific way. It's literally such an innocent feeling.

Nico: Will, I hate to break it to you, but you're not really helping your case.

#will being will #will solace #nico di angelo #solangelo #the sun and the star #rick riordan #trials of apollo #percy jackson #pjo #i have friends who take bio #theyre scary #inspired by real life conversations

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mispelled · 8 months

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Did you guys know you can use real texts for character stuff. For free

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iersei · 9 months

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don't go raining on my black parade

#hi that conversation last episode destroyed me <333 #dndads #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 spoilers #scary marlowe #tossing my art into the void

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loverboybreakdowns · 7 months

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society if i talked to the mutuals instead of just silently reblogging their posts

#i want to have Conversations but ppl are so scary 😔#rambling

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syn0vial · 10 days

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reading boba fett’s story in legacy of the force really is like, “wow, this man’s got 99 problems and actually communicating with the people he loves would solve at least 85% of them”

#this man’s really like #``two generations of my offspring have tried to hunt me down over a misunderstanding’’#``but setting the record straight would involve unearthing old trauma so. guess i’ll die :/’’#and ‘‘i’m dying of a terminal disease and have known this for years but emotional conversations are scary’’#‘‘so i won’t tell my best friend until i’ve got just a handful of months left and we all have to haul ass figuring out what to do’’#and ‘‘a sizable faction of the mandalorians i rule think i killed the beloved old leader as an act of selfish usurpation’’#‘‘but i don’t think anyone would believe me if i tried to explain it was a mercy killing so i won’t even try.’’#[shakes him by the shoulders] TALK DAMN YOU #boba fett #legacy of the force

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ratislatis · 11 months

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',:) Requests??? HEH. Well there's like ten million in my head but actually Rat since you've already blessed the world with yassified Sparrow, how about some yassified Lark? (I remember you mentioning that Lark is your jewelry model! I'm dying to see him!!!) 💜💜💜

I hope this is what you meant by yassified

pov you get dragged into playing mermaids with your best friend's 5 year old daughter who will not stop talking about fish

(requests are open <;3)

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #fanart #lark oak #scary marlowe #while drawing scary I kept listening to 'what was I made for' by billie eilish #yknow from the barbie movie #and I almost started crying again #not only for scary but because IVE BEEN TO THE BARBIE MOVIE TWO TIMES AND HAVE CRIED WHEN THIS SONG COMES ON BOTH TIMES #HELP #I think there is something to be said about the notion that lark could've babysat scary when she was a child #yknow the kiddads probably shared the 'it takes a village' mindset #even while trying to protect their children from themselves #I think terry and lark would've been best friends. I think they understood each other well. but probably had a lot of scuffles #I think they only had to look at each other to have a conversation #one day I will deliver on ACTUAL yassified lark baba #one day.#this is revenge for you saying 'HEH' in my askbox #also that. was a mistype. sparrow is my jewelry model #but I support twin equality #my art

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tommyarashikage · 1 year

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ok because I'm a sucker for this and really curious. if one character of your ship was to die and the surviving character wanted revenge, which one of them would be scarier on their quest for revenge?

#the angst feelings are hitting me lately #don't really want to be part of other's conversations so turning off rb now #was fun tho #i hope this makes sense this is so difficult to explain esp since eng isn't my first language lmao #not to be a poll poster begging for reblogs but i'm curious 😩#x: to your deepest low #for them it'd definitely be maul. i mean the guy holds grudges for several decades so 🤡#shireen is naturally scary but not really the person to want revenge #she's more of a person who sucks at letting go but that's essentially it #x: your soul is golden #aroa on the other hand would go on a rampage. sunshine girl turns into a supernova or something etc etc #pretty sure cayde is a petty bastard but aroa is just scarier

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intimidating-fettuccine · 2 years

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Jeff: BEN, I don’t like being in love. I’m supposed to hate love, not look at a picture of Y/N and squeal and kick my feet.

BEN: Well, that’s how it be.

Jeff: Blegh. Disgusting. I want more.

#a conversation between scary-lasagna and I about my boyfriend #I hate love but goddamn I love him #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #jeff the killer #jeff the killer headcanons #jeff the killer headcanon #jeff the killer x reader #ben drowned #ben drowned headcanons #ben drowned headcanon

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lenaellsi · 10 months

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anyway aziraphale still thinks of morality as black and white with heaven as inherently good and demons as inherently bad and that is an inescapable ideological conflict that cannot be solved by good communication in a relationship where one party is a fucking demon

#good omens #good omens meta #gos2 spoilers #rewatch the conversation. look how happy he is. this is not a compromise he's making for the sake of safety or happiness or whatever #he wants this. he wants heaven. he wants to Be Good. he wants crowley to Be Good.#(he thinks he does. he doesn't. he still has his eyes closed.)#please i am begging people to understand that they are not just talking past each other. there is a Problem here #and it can only be solved by aziraphale going to heaven (into the metatron's trap) and learning for the last time that #there is no source of inherent good or evil in the world. people (and occult beings) aren't Good or Evil.#the world is complicated and we all just have to make the best choices we can. it's scary and it means you have to have faith in yourself #to make those choices. but he has to learn it if they are ever going to be actually happy.

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