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idleblatherings · 2 years
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Cheers, friends.
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blowflyfag · 3 months
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WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT/FEDERATION MAGAZINE: May 2008
60 SECONDS WITH… DREW McINTYRE 
0:00 : YOU ENTERED WWE ROCKIN’ LONG HAIR AND A KILT. DON’T YOU THINK YOUR LOOK IS A BIT..FEM?
No, it’s very manly. If you must know, it garners a lot of attention from the ladies. They are so curious about what’s underneath the kilt that they grab at it. And fair enough, I'm wearing nothing at all. 
00:19 : ASIDE FROM AGGRESSIVE COUGARS, WHAT’S SHOCKED YOU MOST ABOUT THE GOOD OL’ U.S. OF A.?
How spread out everything is! In the U.K., everything is very compact, and if someone directs you to a store it’s literally a five-minute walk. In the U.S., they’ll say, “It’s just down the road.” But what they really mean is, it’s a 15-minute car ride away.
00:30 : EVER ASK FELLOW-SCOTSMEN THE HIGHLANDERS TO BE YOUR TOUR GUIDES?
Actually, yes–they've helped me learn a lot about American culture. Especially about the importance of WWE backstage etiquette.
00:35 : DID YOU SAY THE HIGHLANDERS TAUGHT YOU ETIQUETTE?!
Why, is there something wrong?
00:39 : NEVERMIND. TELL US, IS IT TRUE THAT SCOTS LOVE SCOTCH? 
Not for me, because I'm usually a beer drinker. I’m starting to get into Jagermeister, though. It’s a great chaser to a frosty pint.
00:56 : THOUGHTS ON MEL GIBSON’S PORTRAYAL OF SCOTTISH WAR HERO WILLIAM WALLACE?
It was good overall, but Gibson’s accent slipped a bit. The movie created a strange obsession among Americans. Now anytime I say that I'm Scottish, I hear the response, “Whoa, like Braveheart?!”
00:60 
[“I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch..”]
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tealeavesandthorns · 9 months
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@agent-scotch
[Text Scotchy Tape] Stop! It’s not fair! I want one! 
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carlosison · 5 years
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Cheers, y’all!
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baked-bycassie · 5 years
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Oatmeal Scotchies
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damnfancyscotch · 5 years
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So things have been... things...
The last few months have been so difficult.
I’m in the middle of losing a parent that I have insanely mixed emotions about - suffice to say, bad childhood - and all the weird human emotions that come with that sort of thing.
I’ve also been dealing with a new job and all the bullshit that that entails.
I haven’t written in so long.
It hurts me, for multiple reasons.
Mostly because I hate that I’ve fallen off the face of the earth for my readers, but also because writing is something that I really love to do. It’s something that’s cathartic in the oddest ways for me and it’s something that makes me feel really good about myself.
I’ve been feeling really shitty about myself lately.
I’ve made some dumb decisions lately too, due to this feeling, and it’s also shitty to realize that you’ve fucked up, whether it’s something small or something large.
Either way, I’m finally in a... idk... “good” enough headspace to start writing again.
It feels... really good. 
I want to get back to this, to the feeling of shouting into the ether and hearing y’all shout back.
Thank you to all of you that have been so sweet and stuck it out while I’ve been taking my break.
I’ve missed you, babbies, and I’m so happy to be back.
kisskiss ♡ Scotch
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sein-zum-tod · 2 years
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I've come to realize that I am a Scotch guy
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luckyredeyes · 6 years
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trek-tracks · 3 years
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Bones: Sometimes I do call my friends nicknames based on their talents and personalities, yeah. Chekov is L'venok, or "Little Lion" in Russian, 'cause the kid's way too brave. Sulu's Zorro, for obvious reasons. Spock I sometimes call Wise Guy because it works on two levels, and that irritates the hell out of him. Uhura's the U-niversal Translator. Scotty's Mr. Machines because he didn't like "Scotchy Scotch Scotch." 
Jim: Aw, Bones, what's my cool nickname? 
Bones: hush, Teachable Moment.
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dear-ao3 · 3 years
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[ID: A screenshot of ao3 tags with some blocked out. The visible ones read "I love scotch", Scotchy scotch scotch". END ID]
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mandsleanan · 2 years
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Rejected Show Names for Our Horses
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Fus Ro Dah
Fifty Shades of Neigh
Multi Pass
Yer a Daisy if ya Do
Fat Bottomed Girl
Hold my Beer
Mischief Managed
Scotchy Scotch Scotch
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the-screen-door · 2 years
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" I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly."
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oldinterneticons · 3 years
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I love scotch. Scotchy scotchy scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly
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stsciurus · 3 years
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Scotch: Let me at that poor excuse for a milk bottle!
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Jake: Come meet your new sister, Scotch!
Ronan: Why does Macushla smell like dried cow patties?
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Macushla: You better watch your step, you little hairball! I might "accidentally" step on you.
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Ronan: Where'd you get the brush to clean Macushla?
Jake: It just magically appeared in my hands!
Ronan: Do you think if I tried to milk her, a stool and pail would magically appear too?
Jake: You can but try. I didn't know you knew how to milk cows, though.
Ronan: I don't.
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Ronan: Well how about that?! You pull on the spigot and milk comes out!
Jake: You seem to have a way with cows! Doesn't he, Scotchie-wotchie?
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Macushla: Ooooo! You can pull on my udders anytime, hot stuff!
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carlosison · 7 years
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No, really, my patients are the fucking bomb.
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latmifav-blog · 7 years
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Fanart I did for goatboi himself, Scotch
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