#scrolling break

[pusheen]

[fromthechaoticmind]

Hey, there, Weary Scroller,

This is your scrolling rest stop. Take a minute to sit with me, won't you?

I know, I know it's been tough, lovely. I know lately most days feel like being the musicians on the Titanic.

Some days we have the energy to press on and fight, and some days we only have the energy to survive. Those are the worst days - the ones your thoughts are too loud and darkness seeps in.

Your job, on those days, is to just survive until the next one. No, I'm serious. Go grab a drink of water. Make sure to put something on your stomach. If you're up to it, shower, and if you're not - wash your face.

Because, listen to me, you are going to survive this. You have to survive this. You have to outlive them. Do you hear me? You will outlive them.

And you will do so beautifully in your truth, because that's the biggest fuck you of them all - showing them that you can press on and thrive despite them.

Easier said than done, I know. I do.

But that's why I'm here to remind you.

Live in technicolor, you beautiful, wild thing. Grow in strength.

Press on, my love. Press on.

[highladyluck]

Scrolling break! Pickles invites you to flop.

[obsidiannebula]

Are you stuck scrolling right now?

Want to put your phone down (or close Tumblr/turn off your computer) and do something else, but you can't seem to stop scrolling? I've been there before. Like, an hour ago, even. It sucks, I know. I know this feels bad, but remember that doesn't mean you are bad! You're just having a hard time. That happens. I'm going to share some things that help me, and we'll see if they work for you.

Focus on your breathing. Close your eyes if you can. Pay attention to the way the air fills your lungs, the way it feels cooler going in your nose and warmee going out. You might try laying down and placing your phone on your stomach and watching it rise and fall with every breath.

Look away from the screen for a moment. Choose a color and find 10 things of that color with your eyes. Or your hands, if you're feeling ambitious? Up to you, I guess.

Do some stretchies! Sitting or standing, whatever you can manage. Especially work on any areas that feel tight, and remember to stop if you feel pain or discomfort. Feel your body lengthening and contracting as you take it through your range of motion.

Throw in some massage in areas of particular tensions. Feel the muscles loosening and blood flowing where it may have been restricted before. My trapezii (between my shoulders and neck) are constantly super tight, and when I massage them I can feel them soften, and there's a rush of coldness as the blood flows better through them.

Take a moment to focus on your ears. What can you hear? If you're in a crowded environment, can you hear conversations? Can you pick out any laughter? If you're in a quiet environment, what noises emerge from the stillness? Water flowing through pipes, cars driving past outside, birdsong?

Go grab a snack. Really focus on your body as you get or make this snack. The motions of your arms and hands opening drawers, grabbing items, pulling a package open or spreading things with a knife. Then, focus on the feel and taste of it in your mouth as you eat.

You can do the above with a drink! Remember to hydrate!

If all else fails, set a timer for 5 or 10 minutes and try again. This is hard! But you can do hard things! I believe in you!

[purinurseofficee]

Here's a small refresher/restarter for all of uu !! ↴ 🍏

If you're feeling tired or drained. make sure to rest, physical tiredness can be lightened by some beauty sleep◝

If you're feeling sad. Workout! Read! Do something you love!

Overstimulated? 🐛 Find a comfy + quiet place and take some deep breaths (close your eyes count to 10 slowly and breathe, everything will be ok! (>'-'<) )

Overthinking? Write down your thoughts, feelings, ideas, and plans!

(Remember, you're amazing and strong, you've gotten so far, never give up! Ily) ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍮 ⋅ ☆

[art-appreciation-dog]

Le Festin 🐀🥖

Via Christian Crawford

[flynncorvus]

Take a Break

Take a Break Tell in the Comments how you’re feeling and where you are in life Reblog to spread the calm~ We don’t judge here

[spinogreen0iq]

!!!scrolling savepoint!!!

- are you currently comfortable? maybe change your position a lil if you’ve been sitting the same way for too long, unclench that jaw, ect

- was there smth you wanted to do before you got distracted scrolling on tumblr.com?

- any body-needs that are currently being ignored? for example are you hungry rn? Would you like some water? Bathroom break? ect

- are you having fun? If the internet is currently making you feel sad, maybe leave it be for today :)

Thank you for being here with me, I wish you a wonderful rest of your day!!!

Dredge 02/??

[thoughtportal]

I hope we all make it

[gojoest]

the second you tell satoru you’re pregnant, he vanishes — like, literally teleport-level gone — and reappears hours later with bags. so many bags. you’re pretty sure he cleared out an entire mall. he crashes into the bedroom like a tornado, tossing baby clothes in the air like it’s confetti, yelling “LOOK HOW TINY THIS IS!” every five seconds.

he’s cutting tags with his teeth, trying to fold onesies that end up looking like abstract art, and humming this completely off-key, made-up song about being “papa gojo, coolest dad in the world!” he’s glowing. absolutely unhinged. but glowing.

but then — then — there’s this tiny shift in him. he’s folding a soft little sleeper set, lips still curled in a smile, but his hands move a little slower. more gentle. he runs a thumb across the tiny little sleeve like he’s imagining holding someone impossibly small. his voice drops to a soft hum, and the ridiculous song fades into something quieter. warmer.

“i can’t believe there’s going to be a whole person… half me, half you. that’s wild”, he says, like it’s finally sinking in. his lips quiver slightly, his eyes soft.

you sit next to him, nudging him on the arm. “our baby will have the most extra dad on the planet”

“well of course”, he grins, his eyes glassy now. “i’m going to be so annoying. they’re going to roll their eyes every time i show up to school wearing sunglasses and a #1 dad’s shirt”

you smirk. “you mean you’re not already planning matching outfits?”

“oh i already ordered them”, he says proudly. “we’re going to slay preschool drop-off”

you laugh, but you also reach out and lace your fingers with his, both of you surrounded by little shoes, tiny clothes, toys, pacifiers, and a whole lot of love wrapped in absolute chaos.

[nerevar-near-and-far]

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Making Shit Up About Elder Scrolls Lore and Also Sound Like You Know What You're Talking About:

1. Say in-universe sources are uninformed

2. Say in-universe sources are subconciously biased

3. Say in-universe sources are consciously biased, i.e., propaganda

4. Dig through the 36 Lessons until you find something that sounds deep and impressive. Be sure to move on quickly before the reader has a chance to think, "Wait, what?"

5. Use the word "enantiomorph" without bothering to define it.

6. Be totally self-referential about the concept of godhood, the Prisoner, and metafiction. People will surely feel more immersed in a fictional universe if they also have to think about metaphysics and pseudo-scientific applications of Heidegger's Uncertainty Principle, and if NPCs have feelings when the power is turned off.

6.1 Act like you understand whatever the hell Sotha Sil was on about

7. Imply the definitive truth of what happened on Red Mountain in 1E 700 is so obvious you don't have to say it. Again, be sure to move on quickly before they can say, "Wait, what?"

7.1 Avoid talking about the Dwemer. If you have to ask why, you're already too far gone.

8. Say you've read the novels. (Do not, under any circumstances, read the novels.)

9. Sometimes, spell the names of gods and godlike thingamajiggers with all caps and no vowels, à la Hebrew. Especially the ones who don't have a spelling like that somewhere in canon already.

9.1 Don't ask why CHIM has a vowel in it.

10. Impress everybody with stating that you know Michael Kirkbride's stuff after Morrowind is technically non-canonical, but then use it anyway.

11. If you're a Rush fan, be sure not to confuse 2112 and 2920.

And don't forget Rule 0: When in doubt, a Dragon Break did it. As in, a Dragon Break both fuckered it up and fixed it at the same time.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The penisest of tunes.

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[alphestothetreacherous]

my phone has taken control of me worse then any cursed amulet i’ve come across. but I can’t get rid of it bc it’s just so useful… and honestly i can get rid of it at any time… i just don’t bc i like staying connected… surely the algorithm won’t get to me…. one more scroll…. just keep scrolling… scroll. scroll. scroll. scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll s̶̨̮̺̝̣͕̙͚̙̦͖͈̣͊͒̄̆̈́̅̋̌̓̐͆̃̒͒̈͋̾͆̂̕͘͜͠͝͠c̶̺̗̦̓̃̐̆̓̆̑̇̓͊̿͘͝͝͝͝ŗ̵̨̳͖̼̳̳̟̘̪͈̹͎͖̻̜̹̦͚̙͛̈́́͌̑̈́͂̈́̒̄̔͘ơ̸̡͈̭͖̲̭͈̬̾̌́͑͋̓̓͒̅̉̂͆̃͊̑͗̆͘̕͘l̶̨̢̧̛̞̖̺̣̦̜̰̩̲͓̰̳͓̱͕͙͚̙̦͎̲̗̙͇͋̔̽̊̅͋̽̓̈́̆̽̆̈́̂̽͌̇̍̓̓̆́̒̃̚͝l̸̨̰͎͓͚͉̟̣̞̠̼̤͖̻͍̱͚͖̺͚̙̗̱̋̌̔̐ ̴̧̧̧̮̗͖̗̭̲͍̬̣͖̘̼̫̲̫͓̝̗̋̆̆̊̄̚͘͝͠͠s̸̨̧̺͓̲̲̘̘͉̲̳̺̯͓̙̉̍̈́̑̽͜͝͝ͅc̴̛͎̜͔͓̺̔͛̑r̷̡̦̖͖̪̺̺̘̣͇̥͕͖͙̯͋̾̔̽͐́̓̈́͜͜ơ̴̡̰̗͔̤̝͖̬͔̱͔͎̻̙̗̦̣̙̞̣̫̒̄l̶̢͚͉͈̣̠͎̺͉̭͔̠̠̼̮̗͍͎͔̦̣̲̟̰͖̪̹̍͋̀̆̉̔̾͂̿́͛̅͜͠ḽ̴̢̢̟̫̹̲̬̦͓̠͚̣̖̻̲̺̌͐͒̔̏͆̑̽̊̀̋͐̆͘̕̚͝ ̵͔͎̠̖͉̝̙̘̜̟̲̤̙̳̰̹͋̂͊̑̈̓͐̆̀̌̑S̴̮̬̗̙̩͉̥̾̒̆̋́͛͗̉́̊͆̔̄̚͜͝Ç̴̨̡̛̘̰̜͈̮͕̠͉̳̘̺̪̪͈̪̭͒̊̒̄̑́̐͊̄̽͘͠Ŗ̶͍̩̮̺̫̭̮͚̬͕̖͇̱̼̦̟̣͚̹̯̻͙̦̹̓̃̾̑͆̆̇̃̋̄̍͊͛͛͘̕̚͝͠ͅȌ̸̝̮͔̰̮̞͈̳̣̬̇̇̈́̂̽͊́̀̕͝ͅL̸̡̨̡̧̞̼̦̙̘̯͔̳̯̟̱͇͖͗̂̈́̆͘L̷̨̛͎̖̔̾͛́̍̔͌̓͌͑̌̑͒̂͐̃̐͝͝͠͝ ̵̫͋͋̽́̐̌̓̿̀̌̎̀͘̕̕̕S̵̢̧̛̜͓̟̞͇̝̖̪̬̮̥̟͙͔̬̯͓͕̮̒̎̊̈́̏͋͜͜C̸̨̡̻̳̗̖̟̟̰̳̞̤̠̻̩̟̺̳̮̼̖͔̠͊̇͌̈́̕͠͠ͅR̷̫͕̼̗̭͙͔̯̻͇̜̬̹̞̭̳̬̠̘͖͎͐́̂̆̋̈O̷̐̐��̨̖̞͙͓̖̘͚̞̩̔̓͐͋̈́̑̓͆̆̓͋͗͝͝L̶̥̗͌͊͑̋́͗̈́͗͂͑͗̊͗̑̄̽͑̄͒̀̕̕̕̚͝͝͝͠L̷̢̢̪̰̭̬̟͉͎̥̣̱̗̘̱̹̥͍͚̲̼̻͇̘͚̈́̈́̓̀̔̏̅̋̾̍͒͂̎͂͠ ̶̡̨̼̼̞̘̰͈̦̟͉̝̙͓̞̜̩̳͔̝̜̱̩̟̾͊͑̌̿̒̇͛̆̃̑̓̈́̉̒̚͜͠͠S̸̥̭̗̗̥͉̱͕̱̲̠͙̝͓̬̳͔̟͇̖͓̜̞̱̆̑̔͒̄͋̓͂̓̄̇͠͝C̷̖͇̙̯̟̲͚͍̓͒̑͛̋̇̓̿͑͌̉͂͂̈̊̂̿̊̕͝͝R̵̨̡̡̡̭͕̠̭̤̺̟̠̘̱̘̰͙̣͎͚̫̮͈̫̻͔̭͛̓̇͆̒͊̅̋̏͆͒͐̈͑̿̚͝ͅǪ̸̨̛̪̳̼̙̪̠̖̭͍͙̦͍͖̖̟̮̠͈́̽͆̽̄̂̄͛͂̉̌̅̓̏̋͋̚͠L̶̢̥̘͕͙̫̭̝͚̭͈̞̮͂̆͗̾̀̿̊́͗̂̾̇͋̄̀̍̂̿̋͝͠Ļ̶̩̳͚͙̩̼̩̳͓̺̞̗̩̘͍̯̞̙̰̟̖̖̞̹̎̈́̾͛͂̓͊̆̂͆̒̌̑̋̍̕͠͝ͅṠ̸̢̱͍̺͔̭͇̼̞̹̱̞̠̪̩̺̘̘͎̤͇̟̦̜̯͍̟͜Ç̶͎̺̣̫̹͔̞̪̘͚̟͓̗̞̗͇̂̓̿̀̀̓̈́̔̂̅̇̉͊͘̚͝͝R̴̨̡̨͕̬͉͍͎͖̬͖̪͕͚̥̝͇̩̞͕̪̬͖̣̭̈́̏̊ͅͅǪ̴͙̭̙͇͈̅͗̇̊͐̂̀̊̓̀̈́̑̇͆̆̀̿̓̀̈́̎̿̽̕͝͠Ļ̸̧̨̬̘͙̼̻͇̙̦͉̟̯͚͖̦̟̍́̌̍̅͆́͜Ḻ̴̢̨̜̤͇͕͉̪̝̝̗͉͈̰̦̜̩͉͍̜̲̬́͋̄̇̽̀̏̍͜ͅ

[alkalinebatteriess]

I need to know what you got

[not-kat]

randomly got the urge to revisit an old flame