#seriously i want to answer

[halogalopaghost]

TIL that you can assign an AO3 next of kin to control your account in case of your death???

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[communist-ojou-sama]

I really do have an honest question for libshit voteblues, and it seems like it isn't an honest question because that's what I call them but it's merely an honest descriptor:

Anyway, two questions.

Question the first: If Republicans have managed to game the formal structure of the democratic system so that they threaten to end it each and every election cycle, and the proximate consequence is transition to a fascist dictatorship under God Emperor Trump and his Project 2025, then what the FUCK is the appeal of democracy supposed to be? Why are we supposed to fight to keep this system in place instead of inaugurating some other system that categorically excludes fascists from access to political power?

And closely related question the second: if you really believe, if you really, really believe that the Republicans are getting ready to send my family and me back to the plantations and open up death camps for every central American immigrant and Muslim in the country, then why aren't you moving to make the Republican party fucking illegal? Why aren't you firebombing their offices or assassinating their ideologues? Because that's what people have done in the past in similar situations and your insistence on simply forestaying their sweep into power until 4 years later is not commensurate with the seriousness of the consequences in imminent loss of life that you're claiming to believe is at stake.

[rottmnt-residuum]

you're so devastatingly smart and attractive- 95% of that ask is correct. you got the motivation, goal, and what they use to do it. the only thing off is the minutia of how it's done, but since i've literally never talked about that aspect outside of real life conversations, it's impressive that you got as close as you did

[supermarketcrush]

mildly insane to me that so many people are just now saying 'i dont usually go here but' 'i've never listened to rap before but this is funny' like...i dont think "if you've never been interested in rap before you're racist" is a good or even accurate broad generalization to make but the line is also. pretty thin

[theminecraftbee]

wait wait here me out.

scott and pearl? soulmates

grian and scar? soulmates

martyn won too.

this is how cleo can win next season in this essay i will

YOU UNDERSTAND ANON. YOU GET IT. HEAR ME OUT: BY THIS PATTERN, THEN CLEARLY,

[zephyrchama]

Just imagining going to BK with Beelzebub.

You buy him a family bundle of double whoppers. While you're in line he grabs way too many ketchup packets. At the table, you steal several of his best-looking french fries. He doesn't mind and slides you an extra chicken nugget. You put the free paper crown on Beelzebub's head as he inhales one of the burgers in a single bite and call him "my little Burger King."

[chirpsythismorning]

Ya'll catch the final rose ceremony at the end of s4?!

[arom-antix]

Me? Posting finished art? Ain't no way :O

No but @korruptbrekker reached out to me and asked if I was interested in doing a collab (go check out their piece here, I implore you), and you know I could not say no to such a wonderful artist asking lil ol me to do something fun like this. We ended up doing a swap @laugaheim and I came up with ages ago that I so sussinctly refer to as a moodboard-sketch-lineart-render swap. Rolls right off the tongue, right? Nah but it's exactly what it says. Make moodboards, swap and sketch from the other's, swap again and line the other's sketch, and then swap once again and finish the piece you sketched.

Very big thanks to Brekker for reaching out! This was so fun, I hope we can do something together again in the future!

[bettertwin1]

Why do u even post here? This ‘roleplay’ crap is so weird… just stop posting on tumblr. All the stuff you post is mediocre and i bet nobody has actually felt joy when talking with you. Also, tf is ‘starself’??? This pronoun crap is stupid. How do look at yourself in a mirror and confidentiality say, “ I identify as a fuckin star!!!” Its weird….

First of all, I am taking nothing u said personally cause u said it all on anonymous and that says alot about you <- (ur a PUSSY. HOP OFF ANON) second of all, ur mad i'm of whimsy, cleary.

If you want me to entertain ur "asks" tho i can try

Bleehh Xp

"Smth smth ugly art" Show me your art?

U can talk abt lfls i just don't like it personally so i'd rather not hear abt it plus the shock collar jokes r unfunny and boring.

Also ur question is dumb "If it makes you uncomfortable why did you read it?" <- I'M CRYING LAUGHING IF YOU CAN'T SEE WHY THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION THEN I'M SORRY 😭😭😭

"I love rottmnt but I still have a life" <- clearly not since u sent 3 paragraphs worth of complaints for pronouns and a blog u don't run OH BROTHERR!!!! 😭😭😭😭 UR SO ANGRY AT DA WORLD!!! IT'S INSANE!!! HELEPP

Also my fam jump to defend me cause they love and care abt me?? Is that a hard concept to grasp 😭😭

I have many hobbies u have to guess tho

[lunar-wandering]

do y'all think Macaque is falling back into the role that Azure and the others put on him by remaining on the outskirts of the group because he thinks his input/presence is unwanted (and yeah his presence isn't really wanted by MK and the others BUT. something about the fact Macaque is placing himself at the edge of the group, the edge that Azure and the others pushed him to, doesn't really sit well)

[sleepanonymous]

There is an anon ask in my inbox that's talking about the Teeth of God deer art and Muntjac deers and the possible connection and it's been two and a half weeks and I've just been ruminating on this Greek mythology idea my friend put in my head back in April about Artemis and Heracles and the Arcadian deer and my brain is just mashed potatoes right now but I'm still gonna answer but here have this cursed thought while I still try to make these ideas in my brain turn into coherent sentences:

Here's a not so creepy photo of a Muntjac Deer:

Notice the slits above and below it's big ole eyes? They open up a bit and that is where the deer have scent glands (I am the least qualified person to talk about these deer, but they're super fascinating and also a little creepy looking when the glands are open or "out"). But! the point I'm making is: three pairs of slits :::)

Vessel is a Muntjac Deer, identity case closed, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[canisalbus]

how many distinct AUs do you have? had half an idea for a fanart thing but I only know of the Main Canon and then the modern AU lmao

There's the original late Renaissance canon, right now that seems to be in the process of splitting into two separate endings, a bad and a little less bad one. Vasco is a politician and Machete is a cardinal.

Then there's the modern au, which I'm currently treating as a reincarnation scenario, it takes place in the same universe as the first one, just some 400 years later. This is the happiest and most domestic option.

And lastly there's the elusive 1800's western au, a wildcard setting which started as an one-off joke but was fun enough that I may return to it from time to time, but you don't really have to pay attention to it. Vasco is a cowboy and Machete is a vampire.

[0809sysblings]

i cant stop thinking about a tweet from the jp side of the milgram community on twitter that a friend sent me where its a screenshot of the "is there any prisoner you're interested in?" answer but op traced over it to show that it resembles "KFC", you know, kentucky fried chicken, and they were just like "he's starving"

john just wants some KFC. please. give it to him. hes dying. look at how awful his writing is. he cant hold a pen, he has too little strength

[mattodore]

you want to play bitey?

[crystallinegazer]

when I first saw Hakase, they felt a little familiar. no medical license? willing to do surgery on a patient anyway? probably a little insane judging by that scar on their neck and a hand that really does not look like their own? sounds like a certain doctor I know. this weird little goober is from @nextsoundofthefuture!! please read it if you have time. it's worth it. i promise.