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Ohhhhh godddd my brain rot for these fucking criminals is bad enough that I wrote many words and drew a few nasty pictures to go with the many words... All thanks to One Joke on an older piece of art I shared to Twit.... LMFAO @ my clown ass... ANYWAY...
Modern AU UsaO smutfest now on AO3. Please PLEASE be mindful of the tags and note that there is also some explicit artwork before proceeding!
Read here! -> https://archiveofourown.org/works/43822758
#golden kamuy#golden kamuy art#golden kamuy fanfic#gk#ogata hyakunosuke#usami tokishige#usao#modern au#office au#seriously what the fuck happened to me I hate these psychos#but seeing them fuck around with each other in many ways *winkwink* is *chef's kiss*
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so fed up with living here.
if anyone wants $750/month and has room for two quiet adults and a senior cat lemme know 😩
#i fucking hate living in a place where i am triggered all the god damn time#bc psycho housemate just HAS to slam doors and walk around yelling at the top of his lungs when he’s pissed off#i got into the shower and i heard him open his door and then immediately upon seeing the bathroom door closed#SLAMMED his door as hard as he could#like great my two worst fucking triggers#he walked around the place just yelling for like 10 mins#and i feel like i’m trapped in our room after 6pm#and like i have to walk on eggshells#i fucking hate feeling like a kid again#i fucking hate feeling scared in the place i have to live#fuck#seriously we are quiet clean respectful and used to living in a single room#you’d never see or hear us basically#we don’t drink or party#fuck me we pay for a single room what a wholeass studio should cost#fuck my stupid baka life#found some jobs to apply for that are remote so fingers crossed#sigh#gonna apply for disability also#we’ll see what happens#it wouldn’t be so bad if he wasn’t such an aggressive manchild#he reminds me of my stepfather and honestly it just makes it all worse#i feel like a kid again#no wonder i always feel like i’m in trouble here
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headcanon few will enjoy, but you (and the noblest of your followers) are among the enlightened:
poolverine starting out as hate sex (canon), as in they're fighting but wade is so so submissive and breedable about it and it makes logan horngry (horny-angry) (canon).
pero like. logan does something totally gruesome to wade and wade does not just quip 'harder daddy', does not just submit to it, does not even just moan like a whore, he fully comes in his pants about it lmfao.
and logan is like are you FUCKING KIDDING ME. and becomes even more horngry and starts doing gruesomer and gruesomer things to wade with the primary motivation to find his limit so he can finally actually fucking hurt him for real god damn it. and he keeps not finding it, and wade's kind of giving as good as he gets sure, but he's on some turn based shit, always eagerly pausing after he hits/stabs/bites back to let logan do whatever he's gonna do next, which is infuriating enough by itself WITHOUT the, yes, begging for more, and calling logan daddy AND kitten AND also calling himself both of those in the third person fucking CHRIST he's so annoying, and the moaning like a whore, and the slutty positions, and the bimbo giggling, and, every now and then, the fucking coming in his fucking pants again the absolute FREAK. until logan gets exhausted or runs out of ideas and has to take a breather (at which point of course wade says some type of "we should do this again some time" shit).
but THEN! slowly it turns less into hate why-don't-you-have-a-limit-i-can-cross sex and more into awed do-you-really-not-have-a-limit-i-can-cross sex. where logan will try something he's like ok SURELY no one could possibly get off on THIS, and then watches in incredulous wonder when wade proves him wrong before escalating, rinse and repeat.
which is how they end up with logan as the ms paint meme Creature in the pussy. like he's eating him out normal. ok good but boring, they're both bored by that, the only way that's gonna really Do It for them is if logan makes wade come like 87 times in 20 minutes and it hurts so bad and wade is so helpless and. you get it. so anyway, then logan puts his claws through wade's thighs to spread them how he wants them instead of just grabbing them, and he can feel that he definitely got some femur on the right, but wade squirting on his face is not about to escape his notice either lmao.
so then he's like okay i'll bite. and bites. and he bites like a real wolverine of course, sinking his teeth in and locking his jaw with 1k+ lbs of force. and he growls and shakes his prey a LITTLE bit just on instinct, but not too much yet because it still hasn't totally sunk in that he could behead wade with a thousand little cuts and wade would be into it. but yeah so obviously wade squeals and starts dirty talk begging for logan to literally eat him alive.
and on one hand. on the homo sapiens hand specifically. logan is like jfc this guy. but on the homo superior and/or canis lupus hand he's like KILL EAT FUCK!!! [creature.jpg]
and uh. so. well. he. he eats wade's pussy. i mean he doesn't like, chew and swallow his flesh, but only because he tears it up so much it's not really a solid food situation anymore. pussy puree. got their bedroom looking like bruce's eating dome after raspberry wednesday.
but yeah so wade's into it lmao. like really really really into it. obviously screaming from pain yes, but even more than that screaming in bliss, and maybe a little bit ecstatic shock that logan a) took his psycho dirty talk seriously and gave him exactly what he asked for even tho anyone else would assume it's just talk or tell him no wade you don't understand that's impossible, and b) lost control of himself because of wade which is truly just the sexiest possible thing to happen.
and in fact wade is so into it he wants to keep getting his cunt played with about it. but um. he doesn't. he doesn't have one. logan ate it out. like, literally. it's gone. so after he's done reaching elysium and seeing nirvana and getting his brain so flooded with endorphins and oxytocin that he probably shorts something out in there, after that he gets kinda bummed out because now he has to wait for his stupid pussy to grow back in order for logan to hurt it again :(
but at this point, it'd be a feat of its own for logan to not get this shit into his hardest-metal-on-earth head. not to mention of course when you are a sadist and your fucked up little freak of a masochist with a healing factor likes it that much when you hurt him that bad, you want nothing more than to hurt him again. the precious sweet little injured gazelle all alone on the prairie deserves to be gored and gutted for being such a good slut <3
so. logan pauses, a deliberate stretch of stillness where he doesn't do anything to wade but he doesn't move away either, so that wade will look down at him and see the hunting instinct still hot and heavy in his eyes, the slow ominous smirk he gives with equal parts slick and blood on his mouth.
and then he starts tongue fucking the wound. obviously.
(and now i'm imagining logan eating wade out all through the healing process as piece by piece of his pussy grows back...... hm.)
uh anyway. i think it's morning where you are. good morning lol.
GOOD GRIEF YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BEFORE I HAVE TO DO AN EXAM ABOUT STATISTICS
I am gonna be CONSUMED by this for the next 500 years. Consumed. Like Logan consumed that cunt in raw, bloody bites.
There were so many moments when reading this where i had to just. Pause. Because holy shit. First, you are speaking directly to my soul. THIS IS IT. The nasty shit we ALL deserve. Second, HELP. Third, 'got their bedroom looking like bruce's eating dome after raspberry wednesday' has me r o l l i n g.
This is the most important essay since humanity's inception. It is the pinnacle of human art. It should be commemorated in museums worldwide.
He ate that pussy. He ate it.
And Wade whimpered for more.
#poolverine#deadpool 3#wolverine and deadpool#deadclaws#peanutbub#trans nsft#lime#nsft#wade wilson#logan howlett#ho-ho-hoLY SHIT#to reread. and reread. and reread again...#good GRIEF#i'm deceased. but this fic is reviving me like jesus from his grave#drawn back to life by the grotesque dead-dove fuckfest that poolverine should by all rights be#long post
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One of my biggest (and I’m sure most commonly shared) fantasies is being chased through the woods, specifically for me it’s being chased by someone who kidnapped me and is making me play some sick version of hide n seek.
If I manage to hide before time runs out, they’ll let me go, but if they find me before time runs out…(CW: blood, cnc)
“Found you!”, They’d announce, a sick satisfaction in their voice as if they’d found the last egg in the Easter hunt. My heart pounded deep in my chest, blood rushing in my ears as my chest moved rapidly up and down in erratic movements, the frosty night air biting at my lungs and making my eyes water from the sharp pain, the same pain radiating from the various cuts on my legs from the thick shrubbery surrounding us.
The pain kept me awake, made me oh so painfully aware of what was about to happen- looking up helplessly at the person who had been tormenting me for a week? weeks? I couldn’t remember, it honestly felt like months.
“Aww don’t look so upset baby, it’s not like you really stood a chance against me”, They told me, the faux pity in their voice continuing to make the burn under my skin worse as my eyes watered. “No reason to get yourself so worked up”.
They didn’t mean that, not one bit.
Seeing me worked up was their favorite sight (aside from me being under them), and I swore underneath their mask I could feel them smiling- knew they were smiling at me, smiling at the way I was shaking, my lack of proper clothing not helping (tank top and shorts was all they permitted me to wear, if anything at all) and how I was physically trying to bite back tears. I would never admit it out loud, but a part of my pride felt more hurt I lost than not escaping.
“Now cmon pup lets- oh dear”.
I didn’t give them time to finish, managing to pick up whatever strength I had left and getting up on my feet to run- one final attempt to get away.
‘Maybe I could lose them in the trees, they can’t know this place that well right? Just keep running don’t stop and don’t look back I can maybe slip through and find a road- there’s a road around here right? right?? Or-’
Before I knew it I was pinned to the ground, the dirt permeating my eyes and nose as I was shoved down, small rocks threatening to break through my skin and an all too familiar heavy weight on top of me.
“Now pup, what was that supposed to be?”, My tormentor laughed, pinning one of my arms to my back and straddling my back. “Seriously you made it what? 50 feet? I commend your effort- but seriously what made you think that was smart?”.
“G-get off of me!”, I screamed, wiggling like a fish on a line as struggled beneath them. My free hand clawed at the dirt, trying to grab onto anything to free myself, ignoring the stabbing pains that spreads up my arm like wildfire, flailing and kicking my legs out to throw them off- anything to be free and all of it for nought.
They scoffed, barely even breaking a sweat to hold me down, “Pup this is cute and all- but you know you already lost right?”.
“I don’t care! Just shut up and get the hell off of me you fucking psycho!”, I shrieked, hating how I could feel the tears being to stream down my face. I was so tired and frustrated I didn’t care what I said anymore.
“I hate you! I’m not your pup or your baby you sicko!”, I cursed, feeling lightheaded. In my anger filled rant I barely noticed that they hadn’t tried to interrupt me, hadn’t tried to say anything or even make a sound. Just let me keep ranting and hanging myself with my own tongue.
“I hate you! I hate you and this stupid game, you’ve done nothing but play out your sick fantasy with me you fucking loner freak- ah!”.
Before I knew it my face meet the dirt again, a sharp pain in the back of my skull as a hand threaded through my curls and forced me face down. At that moment I realized I messed up, my body giving up on me as I felt my kidnapper sigh, their grip on my pinned arm tightening to the point I felt it would break- making me whimper. My tears stained the dirt as I felt blood trickle in my mouth, my lip split from being forcefully shoved.
A silence passed by for a brief moment, the wind picking up as I felt my heart pound, and at that moment I all but froze as a voice cut through the air.
“…You really don’t know when to shut the fuck up do you, pup?”.
There is like…more to this so I’ll post a part 2 tmrw because this was getting too long guys 😞😞 but hope you like this (I’m just a feral lesbian who needs to be hunted down)
#solstasthoughts#black lesbian#nsft concept#primal play#primal kink#lowkey#puppypl4y#kink fantasy#cnc kidnapping#cnc k!nk#bd/sm lesbian#hope you enjoy#you sick fucks#but seriously#hunt me#cnc brat#part 1/2
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i know you said a while back that youthink an animated series would be the best medium for a twilight adaptation. well, they're now making an animated series. how do you think it's going to go?
I did say something about that.
The thing is, I'm a deeply cynical person, and I don't want to rain unduly on people's parade. Hey, it might be great, and I'm always hyped for some serious 2D animation because we get it so rarely and it's never taken as seriously as it should be.
We're also getting Midnight Sun, which if there's any sticking to the source material, will be fucking weird.
I would be very happy with a 2D animated American Psycho starring teenage vampires who all sit around the table discussing "okay, but seriously, are we voting to kill a teenage girl for no reason? Please discuss"
That said, personally, @therealvinelle put my thoughts pretty well in this.
At the end of the day, any production's goal is to make money. Especially when huge IP are involved, Netflix has to make good on the investment they made to purchase the rights (no cheap feat there) as well as to make the profit they expect with a well-known IP like this, and the best way to do that is to appeal to as wide an audience as possible.
To appeal to as wide an audience as possible, and this is true of any media, you have to go MCU. You have to have just enough quippy lines that people walk away thinking they liked it without remembering a single line (or if one is remembered it's a bit of a "huh, I guess that was... memorable"), good characters who are appealingly good, bad characters who are just bad enough we don't think about them too hard, and flashy CGI fight scenes that go on forever because that's the only substance to the movie.
And people love MCU because of it. They're rarely ever bad movies (some exceptions) but they're not good movies either. They broadly appeal to a very large audience, no one hates them, some people even love them and think they're the greatest films ever made, and so they will always have a pretty wide audience base.
So, I expect something similar to Twilight.
I expect the art style will be chosen explicitly to be not jarring, the vampires are not going to look weird or even too beautiful either. Every single character, but especially Edward and Bella, will be toned down to be made more palatable while still performing enough of their canon actions to not stray from the book, thus making their actions inexplicable, weird, and jarring but better that than "No, Edward really did mean her blood is his heroin" and "No, I really did fantasize about crushing Mike Newton's head like a melon".
Which is more or less what happened in the movies, actually, so look to them for an example of what I think would likely happen.
Now, I could be wrong, in which case I imagine the poor producers will be breathing in a paper bag wondering what the fuck happened.
But, you asked me what I expect.
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Universe Eight *Life after Beth*
Pairing: Kyle Orfman/Reader
Summary: You really hated Kyle Orfman, but turns out he may not be so horrible.
Rating: Slightly Mature. Smoking, parents fighting, underage drinking
Words: 863
AN I want to write more with these two specifically. I want to write more of their teenage interactions.
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Kyle Orfman was fucking weird. Absolutely fucking nuts.
He was a tight ass with a tight ass. Always a pain in your side ever since he caught you smoking behind the High School freshman year. Mr. Do Good was hall monitor and took his job way too seriously.
“You can’t be smoking on school grounds. In fact, you shouldn’t be smoking at all. Smoking kills you.”
You groan, pulling the cigarette to your lips and inhaling. How did he even find you out here? What kind of psycho radar did he have?
You blew out the cigarette smoke right into his face. Kyle jumped a little, making you laugh, and waved his hand around to remove the smoke. “What the hell! Second hand smoke kills just as much as first hand smoke!”
“Well I hope it kills you faster.” You knew that was not how smoking worked, but he was really irritating you.
“You know I’m going to have to turn you into the teachers.” When he tried to reach for your arm you smacked his hand. No way in hell were you going to let Kyle Orfman touch you. Not now. Not ever.
The two of you fought back and forth until finally able to get your name. From there he was able to report you to the teacher, who then gave you serious detention as well as told your parents.
Fucking narc.
Kyle Orfman had been busting you every change he got since that day. Skipping class, smoking again, setting a small fire in the woods behind your house, which was when you had learned that his house was right next to yours. It went on for years.
One night in your sophomore year, you decided you needed a little escape. Your parents had gotten into a big fight ending with your dad going gods know where and your mom drinking herself to sleep. Around 3 am you finally opened your bedroom window and felt. Close to your house, tucked into the woods was a lake you visited with your parents as a kid. Back before the fighting.
You sat on a rock next to the water, cigarette in one hand and one of your dad’s beers in the other. It was quiet and peaceful.
“Smoking kills you, you know.”
So much for peace.
You turned your head to see Kyle Orfman appearing from behind the trees, hair brushed back with every strand in place and wearing a white tee and gray sweatpants. How did he always manage to find you?
“What the fuck do you want you stalker?”
“I saw you sneak out your window.”
You huffed as you turned your back to him, taking another swig of the beer. You could hear Kyle coming closer to you. “Statement still stands, Kyle the Stalker.”
“There is a curfew for teens in Briar Grove. It’s 9 pm. It’s 3 am.”
“I note you are out here.” You could see Kyle sit beside you out of the corner of your eye. “Mr. Goodie Two Shoes breaking curfew? Naughty naughty.”
“I was out here to bring you back.” He huffed.
You didn’t say anything after that and he didn’t make any move to remove you from your rock. Honestly you were thankful that he didn’t. You really didn’t want to go back home yet. It was maybe 30 minutes before Kyle spoke again.
“You okay?”
“What do you care?” You down the last of your beer. “You are always ratting on me and suddenly you are asking if I’m okay? Acting like you actually care what happens to me.”
Kyle kicked his feet, his hands coming up to rub at his arm. “It’s not suddenly. I’ve always cared what happens to you. You just always seem to be doing bad things. I’m trying to make sure you do the right thing. I want everyone to do the right thing.”
You roll your eyes. Kyle Orfman’s sense of justice has always been strong, you knew that from the moment you saw him in the halls, so of course he wanted everyone to be like him. You weren’t special.
“Was it your parents?” You froze. “I could hear them. They’ve been doing that a lot lately. Is that why your out he-”
“Would you stop talking!” Tears were now forming in your eyes. God how could he talk about this so casually? Didn’t he know when to just let something go? “Why don’t you just leave?! You can narc on me tomorrow, but for right now I just want to be alone!”
Kyle looked at you, sadness swirling in his deep brown eyes, a frown on his pretty lips. He knew he wasn’t going to leave you out here alone. There were too many dangers for a girl out at night. Instead, Kyle moved closer, wrapping his arms around you and pulled you close.
You were caught off guard by the sudden embrace and though you did struggle against his hold, in the end you submitted to him. His body warm against yours and steady heartbeat bringing some form of comfort.
Funny how you were letting Kyle Orfman touch you. Comfort you. And you surprisingly wanted it not to end.
#kyle orfman#kyle orfman x reafer#kyle orfman mgg#mgg#mgg x reader#life after beth#life after beth mgg#mgg fanfiction#matthew gray gubler#matthew gray gubler roles
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HEAVENLY - HAN JISUNG
wc: 3300
summary: Han Jisung was an angel. You hated his guts, at least thats what you always thought, but what would happen if you got snowed in with him for a night?
CONTENT WARNING: SMUT; p in v, reader is a female, unprotected sex (seriously, don't do that.), han is a little crybaby, sub!han, dom!reader, reader is a bit of a meanie and a psycho in the beginning, kind of open end?
ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE! NOT PROOFREAD YET!
Han Jisung was an Angel. At least thats what you liked to call him. He had this really bright, gummy smile that could light up the whole room as soon as he stepped into it. Han always liked to help others, either with Homework or personal problems, he never said no if getting asked to help. He was the smartest Kid in school, and he knew that. Always getting good grades, always being the teachers favorite student, no matter what.
Fuck, you hated his guts. He was so effortlessly perfect, always smiling and laughing. What the fuck was there to be happy about every day? You were a pretty quiet girl, not liking too much attention, never ever talking in class and nearly always getting bad grades. Jisung was the excact opposite, maybe thats why you hated him so much.
Hate was a big word, maybe you didnt really hate him, you just really badly wanted to fuck him. But you often thought that his nice face and happy aura was all a mask so nobody could see the real him. Noone is just born as perfect as he pretends to be. Sometimes you sit in class, the very last row, where you can perfectly stare at him without anyone noticing. At times like that you think of how you could discover the real Jisung. Your dark, twisted and filthy mind screams at you to break him, make him cry, open up his mind layer by layer.
Maybe you really were a psycopath, at least thats what your best friend, minho, liked to call you. He was friends with Jisung since childhood and always insisted on him being a really good guy. „He'd never do any Harm, believe me.“ you'd always scoff at that, not believing anything pouring ot of that mans mouth.
Thats exactly why you came up with a plan. A plan on how to get closer to Jisung without him getting too suspicous of your sudden nice personality. Exams were gonna start soon and as you walked up to Han with the Question you prepared burning on your tounge, you swallowed. What if he just says no? Fuck it, its too late to turn back now. So you walk up to him and make yourself known by tapping him on the shoulder, he turns around and looks a little pale all of a sudden, What? Did you look that bad? You put on extra nice clothes and even put your hair up into a ponytail so he could see your eyes better.
„Y-Y/N? H-Hi.... um.. c-can i help you with something?“
was he nervous to talk to you, or what was his problem? God he was really annoying you right now, but you decided to cover your annoyance up with the fakest, brightest smile you could muster.
„Hey, Jisung! Sorry to bother you, but uh.. do you have a study partner? Its just that i sometimes see you in the library studying by yourself and i thought it'd be nice to study together, you know, help each other maybe?“
you looked up at him with hoping eyes and that same sweet smile plastered onto your face. The Man in front of you turned paniced, breath slightly quickening and face getting a little red. Nobody else could have seen it, but you followed his every move, like a predator stalking its prey. Han Jisung was your prey.
„Oh, wow. I-I never thought t-that you even knew my name...“
is he making fun of you or is he dead serious right now? How could you not know who he was? He was the most popular guy in college.
„Of course i know who you are!“ you slightly laughed at his baffeled face. „So, about my propose... what do you say?“ you raised an eyebrow as you stared into his eyes.
Jisungs head was in the clouds. He never thought youd willingly talk to him. You, the shy, quiet Girl from most of his classes.The Girl he'd always look at in the hallways when noone could see. Your instagram pictures saved in a folder deep inside his phone only for him to see.
Some might think that he's crazy, obsessed even. Maybe he is, but in his head all he can think is that youre his one true love. He immediatly fell in love with you at first sight. First day of college when someone threw a little party to get everyone to know eachother. When he saw you coming in with Minho right behin you he nearly fainted. Maybe he could get to know you through Minho.
That turned out to be the wrong way, Minho immediatly told him that yoou were off limits. He said you were „differrent“ and not easy to get close to. Jisung stopped his advances the first time you two talked. Or, he talked and you stared at him like he stole your favorite plushie and burned it. What? Wasn't he smiling bright enough? Normally that worked on everyone he met. Maybe he needed to joke around more and try to make you laugh to win you over?
That was the wrong choice as you looked at him like a deer caught in the headlights as you turned around and walked aways fastly. Ever since that day you didnt like him. You immediatly saw trough his facade, saw his eyes not light up as bright as his smile. You thought it was weird of him to put on that fake smile, who was he trying to impress? You for sure weren't impressed.
„Jisung? Han Jisung!“ He awoke from his thoughts as you waved your hand in front of his face. He turned a deep shade of red and coughed a little in embarassment.
„Yeah, uh.. sorry about that... But y-yeah, i would really like to s-study with you.“ Why was he stuttering like a moron? God, this was really embarassing. He would like the earth to split open and swallow him whole in that moment. How was he supposed to work with you at the same table as him?
This was hard. Really hard. Trying to keep up the act of the sweet girl in front of him for over a month and fake laughing at every stupid joke he made to impress you. But at least you got what you wanted as he invited you over to his place for yet another study session. This was your chance, you thought. Your chance to finally look into his home, into him. You couldnt wait to finally solve the mistery that was han jisung.
As you knocked on his front door, slightly shaking from the cold airin seoul, you thought about your game pkan. How were you going to get into his head? How could you get him to open up to you? Your train of thougt was interrupted by him opening the frontdoor and smiling brightly at you, as always.
„Hey Y/N! Come on in, i already prepared some smnacks and drinks for us!“ he seemed pretty happy, which was good because it meant he felt comfortable around you.
You quickly nodded and stepped past him into his warm, and welcoming home. Everything was pretty cozy, well cleaned and organized. Weird, you always thought he was a kind of chaotic type, considering his way of speech was always pretty fast and he seemed too loud, too funny to focus on things like cleaning his flat.
Maybe that was the first red flag you should have seen. Why was his home this organized when his whole personality wasn't? As you two studied and talking deep into the night you learned a lot more about him than you thought you would.
You glanced at your phone and sighed, you had to get going. But deep down you knew you didn't really want to. You wanted to know more about him, about his life. He was never like this when you saw him in college. This calm, collected and controlled.
„I probably should get going now, its getting pretty late and i don't want to keep you up too long..“ You said as you started to pack all of your things into your backpack.
„no worries, i'd stay up late either way, i still haven't looked at yo-“ he stopped himself, fuck he nearly said the wrong thing. He lost focus for one second and almost told you about him looking at your pictures, your little webcam on your laptop that you always forgot to turn off before heading to bed...
„Sorry, i meant i still haven't learned enough..“ he quickly said as to not get you suspicous of him. He could'nt scare you away yet. He wasnt ready to let you go that fast. He needed more of you, needed more time to really get to know you, inside and out.
You obviously didn't know he was always looking for you in every crowded room, always standing close to you, hoping to get close enough so he was able to smell you coconut scented shampoo. Fuck it drew him crazy, he could imagine you laying sprawled under him, your hair messy, your bodies sweating against each other as he fucked you dumb. He needed you like oxygen, he was crazy after you, couldn't get enough. Nothing, noone could stop him, not even you.
As you made your way to his frontdoor you glanced outside only to see that it ha snowed a lot while you were here. „Oh fuck..“ you muttered as you couldn't believe how much snow had come down in only a couple of hours.
„Wha-? Oh... shit, you're walking home, right? I can't let you go in a snow storm like this...“ he said as he looked down at you, inside of him he was jumping around, already starting to get hard at the thought of you sleeping on his bed. „Uh... you could stay over if you want to.. i can sleep on the couch and you sleep on the bed..“ he told you in a hurry.
You looked up at him and outside again, it would really be a dumb idea to walk home in this weather.. you couldn't even see further than two meters. You sighed as you turned back to him. „If i really stay over i don't want you sleeping on the couch because of me...“
„If it doesn't bother you, we'll just both sleep on my bed.“
„No worries, i won't do anythingweird..“ he added. The jisung inside his head laughing at what he was saying, of course he was going to stare at your beautiful face all night...
You seemed to think about his idea and finally nodded at him as you dropped your backpack back to the floor. „Alright, can i wash up in your bathroom?“ He immediatlynodded at your question and showed you to his bathroom. As you closed the door behind yourself, this was getting ridicolous, how would you be able to resist him when you were together all night?
You breathed out as you looked at yourself in the mirror. At least you had dressed up nicely tonight, just for him. You even did your hair and as you undressed you remembered you even put on you best pair of underwear tonight. Fuck, you really were prepared if anything would happen tonight.
After taking a quick shower and putting your panties on you realised you didn't even have anything to sleep in. „Shit..“ you quietly muttered to yourself as you considered asking him for clothes... but maybe.. maybe this was the perfect chance to tease him, maybe you could get him to crack if you walked out of this bathroom in just this towel.
You smiled at your reflection and opened the door as you confidently stepped out into his bedroom. „Jisung?“ you said.
Jisung looked up at you and nearly pissed himself at your sight. Holy fuck, was this really happening or was he already dreaming about you? He snapped himself out of his haze as he let out a small noise for you to know he was listenign to what you were saying.
„ Do you maybe have a shirt i could sleep in? I didn't think i'd stay over so i didn't bring any clothes..“ Rhe man in front of you sputtered as he got up onto his feet as fast as he could to go over to his wardrobe and pull out a shirt for you to wear, „Yeah, of course, take this..“
You thanked him as you went back into the bathroom to change into the shirt. It was mid-thigh length, which was perfect to tease him. You already got the reaction you wanted when you wlaked into his room again, his cheeks turned red and he looked like he was going to explode any second now. You put on a worried look as you stepped closer.
„Jisungie? Are you alright?“ you cringed inside as you called him that stupid name, maybe he wouldn't like that?
„Oh holy fuck call me that again...“ he groaned as if he was in pain and as you looked down you saw a growing tent in his pants. You started grinning like crazy and looked back up to his eyes.
„Aww, are you getting hard because you saw a bit of my skin? What are you, a fucking pervert?“ you spit out as you slowly felt yourself getting wet at the thought of him being aroused because of you.
„W-what? I-i'm not i-i swear...“ he stuttered as he put up his hand in front of him. His eyes turning glassy and slightly blown out, exactly the reaction you wanted. You knew it, you fucking knew he wasn't just a nice guy. You knew he was as sick and twisted as you were. You laughed out lough.
„holy shit, you like me talking to you like that? You like when women put you in your place?“ you grabbed his chin and made him look up at you. He whined and nodded quickly, trying to blink away the tears of humiliation that started to form on his waterline.
You grinned as your other hand squeezed his thigh and he whimpered at your harsh touch. „Say it. Say you want me to fuck you.“ you spit in his face as you stared intensly at him.
„I-I want it so bad, you don't even know how much i need it..“ he whispered the last part, but you heard him loud and clear. Fuck , you were going to ruin him.
You pushed him back by the chest and made quick work of ripping his shirt off before climbing onto his lap and softly grinding on his now fully erect cock, making him moan out loud. „Please!“ he almost whailed.
You cooed at him, seeing him get antsy and touching you all over. If you were going to tease him any further he was for sure blow soon. „Aww, are you already getting close from just a little touching, jisungie? You need me to fuck you right now?“ you softly spoke against his ear to which he whined and you felt his cock twitch against your core.
„Y-Yes.. need it now.. please.“
„Well how could i deny you if you ask that nicely..“ you said as you pulled his shirt over your head and connected your lips in a first kiss. The kiss was messy and wet, filthy with all of that spit coming out of his mouth. He couldn't help but drool at the thought of getting to finally be inside of you after waiting for all this time.
You made quick work of his sweatpants and shortly after realised he wasn't even wearing any boxershorts underneath. „So needy for me, you didn't even put on underwear, huh babyboy?“ he moaned loudly at that petname, not even caring if anyone would hear him. All that mattered was you sitting on top of him, ready to fuck him into oblivion.
He shook his hand as he pulled at your panties impatiently. „O-Off... please“ you giggled at his already fuicked out speeck, his blown out pupils, looking up at you so beggingly. You decided against teasing him any further, as you were also getting impatient. You pulled your panties off ans xou grabbed his dick and spit right onto the tip, making him shudder and let out a noice like he was sobbing.
You pumped him a few times to spread the slick of your spit and positioned yourself over his cockhead. „You ready for me, baby?“ you cooed at him nodding and muttering a series of pleas under his breath.
As you sunk down on him you enjoyed the stretch on the way down, while han was quietly sobbing into is arm, too embarassed to let you see him like that. You pulled his arm away as you finally were completely filled out by him. „Need to see your face baby, gonna treat you so well.“ You muttered to him and left a slow and soft kiss on his lips, a stark contrast to the way you were talking to him before.
But seeing him look like that made you soften up a bit, wanting to take care of him and baby him until he was ruined for anyone else and sobbing from the pleasure you were giving him. You slowly started rocking your hips against him and looked for any sign of discomfort in him. When you didn't find any, you started fully bouncing on top of him, making him nearly scream out from the pleasure he felt.
Jisung was full on crying now, shamelessly grabbing on your tits and littering your neck in messy, wet kisses and hickeys. No matter how fucked out he already was, he still wanted to mark you, making anyone in college see you had someone to fuck. „Gon-gonna c-cum too fast! AH!“ he moaned out and shut his eyes tightly to focus on the band in his belly.
He was already on the verge of cumming so you started rubbing tight circles on your clit. „O-Okay.. fuck, i'm going to cum too!“ you finally moaned out as your movements got messy and uncoordinated. Luckily Jisung saw that you were running out of breath and quickly grabbed your thighs whit his strong hands as he held you up to fuck up into you at an ungodly pace that was makíng you see stars.
Fast and hushed praises were raining from your lips and when you looked down at his tear stained, concentrated face the band in you finally snapped, making you cum harder than you have ever before. You cumming on top of him made him finally let go too, moaning your name loudly as he came into you.
As you laid against his chest, letting him cum and cum and cum into you, you steadied your breathing slowly. „That was the best sex i ever had.“ he whispered, completly spent under you.
„Uh-Huh.“ you just said as you closed your eyes and cuddled up to him.
You vaguely remember him cleaning you and putting the blanket over you before drifting off into a deep sleep.
Maybe Han Jisung wasn't as bad as you thought he would be, maybe he was just a loud and awkward guy, but you now were sure that you indeed didn't hate him, you liked him.
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Who's the monster now?: Tyler Galpin x f!reader
request by @angelicangelx : Tyler x Reader angst maybe Thornhill kills the reader leaving Tyler alone.
(I left Thornhill in her position as Hyde's master).
A/N: writing this was seriously a rollercoaster of emotion, so thanks for the request. Hope you'll like it.
„What?” I could not believe a single word Wednesday was saying. “That’s ridiculous. It makes no sense.” I started circling the dorm in exasperation.
“It’s true.” She was unaffected by my emotional display. Unlike Enid who upon seeing my tears, came running and hugged me tightly. “living in delusional will do you no good.”
“Oh, Y/N, I am so sorry” Enid said softly. Unlike Addams she was always so full of compassion.
“How long did you know?” I wriggled out of Enid’s embrace and came closer to Wednesday eyeing her angrily “wait, wait, let me rephrase it. How long were you suspecting this?”
“As much as it pains me, not long at all. I thought it was Xavier, not Tyler. However , some latest circumstances made me change that theory.”
“What circumstances?” I squinted at her
“Did you have a vision?” Enid squeaked, but was immediately put upright by our cold glares “sorry” she muttered.
“I did. I went at the Weathervane and discovered the truth.”
“Why exactly were you visiting my boyfriend?”
“I don’t really care about the specifics of your relationship, so spare them. We don’t have any time to waste. We have to stop him from another ……”
“NO! No, don’t say that!” I interrupted her before she mentioned any of Tyler’s latest actions. “I’ll go. I’ll talk to him. Alone.”
“Y/N, are you sure? It seems a bit dangerous and I, I mean we” Enid glanced at Wednesday “ would hate to see you hurt or…. Or worse. Maybe you should think……” the blonde was now babbling and I had no choice to calm her down before it got worse.
“Enid, Enid, hey, look at me.” My grip on her hands made her stop for a second “I’m gonna be fine, all right? He won’t hurt me, I know it.”
“I think believing those words were the undoing of a couple people in and out of school.”
“Thanks for that input Wednesday. I know you may not understand it, but…..”
“You still love him, don’t you?”
“It’s not like I can just turn it off, for fuck’s sake! I just have to try! Maybe he was just brainwashed? Doesn’t the Hyde need the master?”
“It does…..”
“So, did you figure that part out Addams?”
“I’m working on it and…..”
“Then you keep that work and I’ll go talk to Tyler. Is that all right with you?”
“I….”
“Honestly, I don’t care. I’m going. You can’t stop me.”
“Maybe. But Enid can.”
“What? Me? How?” said one opened her eyes wide in surprise “you know I can’t wolf out on her.”
“Start crying.”
“WHAT?!”
“It will soften her.” Wednesday shrugged casually like it was the most obvious thing in the universe. “And she’ll stay.” Apparently, the black haired girl just let her inner psycho out. “that’s how it works right? Emotions?”
“No offence, Wednesday, but you have learnt nothing about them.” Enid shook her head while I just rubbed my forehead in a mix of frustration and amusement, the latter being completely out of place.
“You know what, it’s like you said. We don’t have time for this shenanigans. Enid…?” I turned towards the she-wolf.
“I hate this. I have a really bad feeling about it. Y/n…..”
“Please, Enid….. “
“Oh, ok, all right. Go. But please, please, be extremely careful.” She hugged me tightly once again. “I won’t survive if anything happened to you.”
“I promise” I hugged her back “Wednesday?” her cold glare was focused on my face so intensely but something in her eyes showed a bit of fear and worry.
“Fine. Go. It’s not like you need my permission anyway.”
“But it makes me feel at least a bit better so thanks. I’ll see you soon girls.”
***
“Tyler?” I knew exactly he was at the Crackstone crypt. As if the whole situation wasn’t dark enough the setting only added to it.
“Y/N?” he turned around the second he heard my voice, concern on his face quickly extruded by love and care. Shit, I knew confronting him would be hard, but the way I had it planned inside my head was now crumbling under his gaze. The gaze of person I learnt to love so freaking much it hurt. “What are you doing here? It’s not safe.” He took a step closer trying to grab my waist but out of instinct I moved back and tripped on the step. Before I hit the ground he caught me and help me up, now holding so, so close I could feel the warmth coming from his body. Escaping and resisting his touch was just impossible. I desperately wanted to kiss him, but at the same time I had the urge to yell at his face and call him a liar. “What is it love?” he asked studying my face that showed all those conflicted feelings.
“Are you serious?” I scoffed and tried to shake his hands off me, but he did not let me.
“ Yes I’m serious. What is going on? It’s not like you to sneak into the forest in the middle of the night. I’m getting worried about you.”
“Will you drop the act?!” I yelled which took him by surprise. However, his hold on me only grew tighter.
“What are talking about?” he started to stroke my hair and at this point I felt hemmed in. Maybe Enid and Wednesday were right.
“Tyler, I know. I know you are the Hyde.”
“Oh.” That was all he said, his grip getting more possessive now and I felt my heart pick up the pace significantly. “Are you scared?”
“I don’t …. I don’t know. “ I looked down “should I be?”
“Sweetheart….” He caressed my cheek with his thumb “look at me.” I shook my head in refusal but it was not enough “come on, don’t go all stubborn on me now. Please.” he smiled with his most charming smile and that caught me. I locked eyes with him looking for the boy I knew. The sensitive, shy and a bit clumsy one I fell in love with. Was he still there. “You know I would never hurt you, right?”
“No! Honestly I don’t know it anymore!” I used the moment to finally break free. I could not think straight when he was touching me and using his magic on all on my senses. The only way to regain any sense of rationality was to break that contact.
“Y/n….”
“Stop it! You have hurt, fuck, killed people! Rowan! Dr Kinbott! Who else?! Why?!” tears was now flowing down my cheek and I hated feeling so pathetic. “Who’s making you do it?!”
“That is not of your concern!”
“Oh, really?!”
“Yes!”
“You wanted to know if I’m scared, right? Well I am now! You are freaking me out!”
“I’m sorry if you don’t like the real me.”
“The real you?! Fuck, Tyler! The REAL you!? The real you I know was a guy who would never hurt a fly! Who took care of people! Who I felt safe with!”
“You are safe with me.” He said sternly taking a step forward again, but I created an energy shield between us making him stop. “I’m going to say it once again. Despite everything you may think now, I would never hurt you.”
“Are you even in control of this…. This transformation?”
“I am. It’s not like I become a brainless zombie.”
“So when you… when you killed …. You were aware?”
“Yes.”
“Well, at least you are being honest now.” I muttered but still did not let him come any closer “why? Tell me, why?”
“ All those outcast, those freaks…..”
“I am one of them, Tyler….. I am a freak too.”
“You are not. You are my girl, you are special. This energy bending you can do. It captivated me the second I saw you at the Weathervane. You had those little sparks in your eyes and you were just glowing…..” his face became so soft and sad because of this memory that I wanted to hug him and tell him everything was going to be ok. It took a lot of strength to fight that urge
“Don’t try to get off the track! You treat me differently, but I am not a normie, you know it!”
“But it is different with you!”
“Is it? If your master, whoever he or she is commanded you to eliminate me ….. you would have to comply. Isn’t that how it works!?” my voice was becoming more and more quiet with every word. “you may be aware, but you don’t have a say in choosing your victim, right?”
“y/n….”
“Come on, I know. I’ve read the book on Hydes while investigating with Wednesday.”
“Oh, yes, Addams. She’s way too curious for her own good. She was the one to told you, right?”
“You don’t really need the answer to that, do you?”
“No, not really. “ he shrugged
For a second there was silence between us. The air becoming so tense with all the unspoken words and unexposed feelings that it was getting hard to breath. I opened my mouth to break it, but before I could let any word out he was right next to me. Guess being a hyde comes with extra speed too. I could barely register what was happening when he pushed me onto the wall, his face inches away from mine.
“I love you.” he whispered resting his forehead on mine and I closed my eyes to not show how much pain I felt. His love hurt and yet I needed, wanted him.
“How do I know it wasn’t just an act on your part to get close to Wednesday? She was always a target, wasn’t she?”
“Let me show you.” his lips brushed over mine. “Let me prove that what I feel is true.” He never needed my permission but this time I nodded and this was all it took for him to close the gap between our faces. I hated it, but as his lips moved against mine, in perfect synch, exploring, as his hands rested on my waist and mine locked around his neck, when our bodies adhered closer than it was physically possible yet still not close enough, I became intoxicated. The butterflies in my stomach erupted and I knew in a second that this part was true. He loved me. Despite everything. He wouldn’t hurt me. And I loved him too.
“I am crazy for you.” he whispered pulling away “please, don’t leave me.”
“Tyler…..”
“I want to make it work.” He caressed my cheek and the look in his eyes made me pray it was true as well. At that moment I wished I was a mind reader. “But I can’t do it without you. It was always you. You're mine. And I'm yours. ”
“I …..” I hesitated. Damn the savior complex in me.
However, before I could formulate a coherent thought a sharp pain in the abdomen made me hiss and bend in pain. This sudden movement alerted Tyler who once again prevented me from hitting the floor.
“y/n? What’s wrong?”
“It hurts…..” I was unable to catch a breath.
“Hey, hey, stay with me. I’ll get you to hospital, it’s going to be ok.”
“No, I don’t think so.” a woman’s voice reverberated from the shadows outside the crypt. A fairly familiar woman’s voice. The person who it belonged to came inside the building making everything painfully obvious.
“Ms. Thornhill….” I gasped “you are…..”
“Yes, my dear. I am the master.” She pouted “I am really sorry it turned out like this. Teenagers and their hormones.” She rolled her eyes "You two falling in love was not a part of the plan.”
“What did you do?!” Tyler yelled standing in front of Thornhill, clenching his fists in frustration. Sad thing being, that we all knew he could never hurt his master.
“Tyler, honey, relax. She’s just a collateral damage. “
“Collateral damage?!”
“Yes. Think about the big plan, dearie. She was an obstacle and had to be eliminated.”
“What did you do to me?” I felt energy leaving me and saying every word was taking way to much effort.
“I may or may have not poisoned your food. Just a pinch of aconite did the job well.”
“I…..”
“y/n, don’t say anything. I’m going to get help.”
“You will do no such thing.” Thornhill absentmindedly played with her fingers observing us.
“And why is that?” he hissed through clenched teeth, my head now resting on his lap. I could not help wincing in pain, it felt like my guts were on fire.
“Think about it. Everyone at Nevermore know that you are the monster. No one will help you. Besides, she only has seconds to live. Just look at her.”
Even if I could not see my own face the glint in Tyler’s eyes was more than enough to realize how I looked. Pale, weak, fragile. I was dying in his arms and it was killing him to see me like this.
“Y/n” tears glistened in his eyes
“Ty…. Listen, listen to me…..”
“Don’t leave me….” He panted, his voice breaking.
“Be good…..” I whispered and as traumatic as it was closed my eyes “I love you.”
***
Tyler’s pov
She was gone. SHE WAS GONE.
It was real, but if felt like an abstraction.
My love, my sunshine, the one who kept me up at all times, who loved me unconditionally…..
She was gone.
And it was all her fault.
“Are you done sulking now?” Thornhill spoke from behind me. Her condescending tone and indifferent attitude was gruesome contrast to my own emotions. Y/N was lying lifeless in my embrace, her cold. limp body a reminder of what happened “Come on, we don’t have time for this.”
“You.” I hissed “you did this.”
“Did I? Oh, my sweet little boy. Think. Is this really my fault?”
“YES!”
“Hm. Bigger picture, Tyler. If it wasn’t for Wednesday spying and messing around, running that little investigation of hers, your girlfriend would never get involved in our business. And wouldn’t show here. And wouldn’t get hurt and well, dead. So, is this really on me?”
“I love you.” I left one final loving kiss on y/n’s forehead and then stood up ready to burn the Nevermore down for what it did to her “Let's go, we got work to do.”
@pinksirensong @somest1
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Just finished watching Providence. I'll probably have some more thoughts to share about it after sleeping on it, and possibly later if I rewatch S3 again (😍).
Providence and S3 spoilers ahead!
The first thing I can't stop thinking about is that upon giving the Psycho-Pass subreddit a quick look before watching the movie, the only post I saw was about how "this movie should have come out before S3". I didn't read the body of the post in fear of spoilers, but throughout watching the movie, I kept thinking about how much I disagree with that. How insignificant would Akira be if you didn't know he was Kei's brother? How random would Atsushi be as a character if you didn't know what he meant to Arata? Imagine this random kid showing up. No one would react positively to Arata, Maiko and Kei. Akira would feel like a side-character we only cared about for a split second and Atsushi would be confusing in the wrong way. Season 3 wouldn't be the same without the mystery of Tsunemori's incarceration. Objectively a wrong take if you care about the storytelling and characters at all imo.
With that out of the way, while Providence answered some of our burning questions, some have been left unanswered, such as:
Did Gino change his haircut so drastically all of a sudden because he realised the wind blowing in his face meant he couldn't see shit?
I'd be willing to buy that he just enjoys changing styles regularly, though.
Since I'm looking at her... do we know what Frederica's deal is, exactly...? I also can't help wondering - is there a reason why Shimotsuki hates her this much? While she's always complaining over petty things, she seems to hold a pretty specific dislike towards Frederica. Is it really just her personality? (I'd be willing to buy that, too...)
I feel like we have gained a net zero information about either Homura Sr. or Jr. Or Bifrost.
I feel like I had another serious question... before I started joking about Gino's hair. It'll probably come back to me. I guess there's always "can Shou's backstory get a Moment? Anyone else remember how S2 didn't give its new cast the same amount of time S1 did? Babyboy's still kinda just Here rn."
I'm still a bit confused about Jackdaw and Vixen, and the fact that I only just realised that Vixen is a woman probably does not help.
I miss Azusawa and Obata...
Oh right, I think I remembered what I meant to talk about. There are events that clearly happened between Providence and S3 that haven't been detailed, such as Gino leaving the Bureau to join Foreign Affairs, Kunizuka running the fuck out of there or even, I believe, Arata and Kei being appointed as Inspectors. We know that Tsunemori contributed to the latter - I wonder if we may learn more about her reasoning in the future. I think we can also infer that Gino, who stated in the movie that he intends on protecting Tsunemori, had to change plans one way or another due to her arrest.
I feel like we still don't know enough about Akira's relationship to his brother or to Atsushi, and I don't know whether that will be forever left in the air of if it will be detailed. The exact implication of Stronskaya Sr. and her relationship to her daughter are also vague.
Honestly, there's a lot going on in this movie. A lot of politics... a lot of religion... and a thick wall of the story's context. It's complex, and it's interesting how Psycho-Pass is continuing in this direction that already stood out in S3.
I'll just say I'm upset about Saiga. Evil evil bad. I'm really hoping for more content with Arata, Maiko and Kei in the near future because I seriously love them!!! And I want closure for them!!!! Akira was a pretty interesting character, though his quick death was frustrating - which I assume was not not on purpose. Though it happened maybe a little too fast due to the movie format (compared to an episodic format), the revelation of his allyship was set up pretty well. Like I said, details are definitely missing - Atsushi didn't explain why Akira was so willing, and he was interrupted before he could say who he was in his own words.
It was pretty nice to see Kougami be a little cringefail. I didn't enjoy his characterisation in S3, but in Providence, it feels a lot more sensible - like he can really feel that he doesn't have control. I'm satisfied with his and Tsunemori's dynamic in the movie, wherein they care about each other deeply - dare I say, Kougami might even care a little more than she does at this point? - how does that dynamic shift feel my guy? - but Kougami's wrongdoings have weight and the narrative doesn't force him back on her. You can feel that he wants to be back, you can feel that to Tsunemori he never really left, but like I mentioned in a more personal post, Gino's her source of comfort, her trustworthy teammate; Kougami isn't welcomed back by default. This feels natural. This feels like the writing cares about their feelings.
What else... Oh yeah... Did anyone else feel like Saiga was kinda................. hot?
#psycho-pass#psycho pass#psycho-pass providence#psycho pass providence#jan essay#??? does this count? just because it's long? it's more like. jan writes. period#providence spoilers
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👋 hi, i'm back again already :)
i'm so glad i'm not alone in being completely feral for those set pictures. like it's insane what just seeing them has done to my brain chemistry. i saw them like an hour or so before i had therapy on wednesday and i felt like i was going insane for the rest of the day. the frank brainrot is real and i will be binge-reading ur fics again (bc i love ur portrayal of frank and i need that man in my life) and just UGH, i can't even explain how this man makes me feel without sounding fucking nuts.
and okay after finishing season two, i just, i have no words. i know that the fandom doesn't always love amy but genuinely, she has such a special place in my heart. and the lengths that frank went to protect her actually just made me want to sob. he absolutely melts my heart and i remember when i watched the start of season 2 all the way back in like september last year, i literally sobbed at the end of the first episode after he had that conversation about maria with the woman he met at the bar. like i am such a simp for this man, it's insane how emotional i get over it sometimes.
also i know you've watched criminal minds (the two fics u wrote were absolutely delicious btw) so i feel like you will understand this but pilgrim's actor being the same as will's just made it slightly hard for me to take him seriously. like the actor did a phenomenal job but i just couldn't help but see him as will. it was so jarring and also just a little bit funny. either way, i didn't hate the storyline as much as i thought but the connection between him and the schultz family did seem a little jarring? or like out of the blue? but i'm not sure if that's because of the writing or because of how long it took me to actually finish the show. but i think it was such an interesting way to connect the two plots even if it confused me?
then okay, like billy this season, he was a complete fucking psycho and usually ben barnes can make psychos be so hot but after he and dumont tried to like break frank by making him think he killed innocents, bro i was not on this man's side anymore. like i honestly was so mad at him. i haven't like been that mad at a character in so long, i was concerned for myself. honestly, i could have strangled billy in that moment. also dumont was just such a kind of dull character? i think the scene in like episode 12 when dumont and madani are having that conversation about like the trauma she (and billy and frank) went through was so good but that was like the most interesting i found her. i'd love to know your thoughts on her!
and like madani? i can't talk about madani without going too feral. like her and frank are my definition of bisexual panic. any time they are on the screen together, i go insane. the thought of the two of them actually is just- it's too much. i feel like madani doesn't get a lot of love in the fandom which always makes me sad because she is (to me) a literal goddess. but anyway.
i have so many more thoughts (mainly about how much i love frank and how fucking good a job jon does at portraying him) but this is already such a long message. i am SO sorry, i can do nothing but apologise
(the only reason it's so long is because none of my friends have actually watched the punisher so i have no one to talk to. sorry court <3)
i'm gonna ramble below the cut with you, please step into my office <3
those set pictures are ruining my life. like it still feels surreal that it's happening?? but i'm so happy they listened to the fans and seem to be taking the reboot seriously. also I know how protective charlie and jon are over matt and frank, so I trust they're making sure it's done right. akjdfhdfh you're too nice to me pls
I loved season 2, personally. it felt a little rushed, but I think that has to due with the fact that they planned more storylines and got cancelled because of the disney plus thing. I liked that we got to see a more fatherly side of frank with amy because it added so many more layers to his personality. we got to see it with the micro's kids, but we got to see it so much more with amy and I loved that
OMG WHEN WILL SHOWED UP I WAS LIKE SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?? WHERE IS JJ??? it's so funny you say that bc the first thing I saw that actor in was a horror movie and then criminal minds but I always think of those two when I see him lmao. the pilgrim/schultz storyline was a little strange but again I think it's one of those things where they planned for more and weren't able to do it with the cancellation
I did not care for dumont's character at all to be candid. I don't really feel like she added much to the storyline. my main complaint about billy in season 2 is he still looked too pretty LMAO. like I get it, it's ben barnes, they can only do so much, but frank rocked his shit too hard for him to have a few scratches. I would've preferred to see him be more evil and psycho and bloodthisty for revenge but that's just me
DINAH MADANI THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE. she and frank are the definition of bisexual panic. she's just...like that scene of her and karen in the conference room when she's asking her if she knows anything about frank being alive?? karen is a stronger woman than me bc I would've let her bend me over that table. dinah doesn't get enough love in this fandom and that doesn't sit right with me and I feel it is my civic duty to keep the thirst for her alive
pls don't apologize! I am happy to chat about frankie anytime :)
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Well things were nice and calm for one entire update, but don’t worry, we’re back to normal AS AIDEN CHEATS ON SANDY WITH JENNICOR TRICOU. AIDEN WHY. YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH 3 BOLTS
-C̴A̵N̵'̸T R̷E̷S̴I̸S̵T T̴H̸E V̵A̶M̶P G̴I̸L̸F🧟
OH MY GOD
-H̶O̵W C̸O̶U̷L̶D Y̸O̵U̵ ̶A̵I̸D̴E̵N, I̴ G̷AV̴E U̸P M̷Y L̴I̸F̴E A̶S A̷ C̷R̶Y̶P̴T S̸E̷R̵V̶A̴N̵T F̸O̴R̶ T̶H̷I̶S🧟♀️
Bro I can’t. I try to unlag our lot by marrying Sugar off, he cheats on his wife. I try to unlag our lot by marrying Sandy off, she gets cheated on. Not to be self-centered but WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
-Welcome back Sandy, the bathrooms need cleaning! -G̷O̷O̵D̴ T̵O̴ ̴B̸E̴ B̴A̶C̴K🧟♀️
UGH
-Don’t worry bitch, I’m about to help with the lag once I take this final dump!
-Nice! About time I fuck outta here, see you stupid assholes never!
DOBRONEGA NO
-Tell Cyn that I love her and my children that I hate them!
-NOOOOO DOBRIE NOOOO HOW AM I GONNA LIVE WITHOUT YOU💗
Poor Cyn was devastated, she cried for days, her and Dobronega really had a Victoria/Victor pet soulmate thing going💔 RIP Dobronega, I’ll miss you so much💔
Because I wasn’t upset enough, the goddamn cleanbot had the worst meltdown yet, look at this shit:
FML. Sophito you have maxed mechanical, feel like taking a crack at fixing this??
-No thanks, I’d much rather play the piano and risk actual death by flies!
Thank God we have iVan around here because you people are USELESS.
Case in point. The military uniform is killing me.
-𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚃𝙸𝙲. 𝙸𝙵 𝙲𝚈𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙷𝙰𝙳 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙲𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝙴 𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚈 𝚆𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙲 𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙳𝙳𝙴𝚁𝚂.
Bartholomew’s amazing 1 nice point is starting to reveal itself, this kid is a NIGHTMARE.
-Come on, Barth, concentrate! You’re four, you need to learn how to speak! -GOO GOO >:(
Bartholomew straight up exhausted Sophie so I had to send in reinforcements.
-Alright, listen here, Bratolomew, I have enough disappointing family members, so learn to talk or Mr. Teddy loses his head. -FINE, YOU WIN, GEEZER
Felina returns from her first day of school, runs to hug Sophito (I’ll never get used to what good parents him and Liz are)-
-and brings with her Spice! Sugar has actually been a really good dad other than you know, destroying his marriage for no reason, while Spice was a toddler I always invited Sug over to hang out with his bebe so they have a good relationship. Now that Spice is a kid we can invite him over to our lot!
Awwwww❤️ God Sugar I’m still SO PISSED AT YOU FOR THE CLAIRE DIVORCE
Jojo is on his last legs (screaming crying throwing up) so I fulfil his wish to re-become a werewolf-
-BUT APPARENTLY HE HAD A SIMULTANEOUS FEAR OF BECOMING ONE TOO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. WILL YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND
-NO.
Here we go again, YOU’RE CURED. LAST TIME JOJO, I MEAN IT
-It’s ok, I’ve made up my mind..
-..a face this stunning should not be covered in fur!
No comment!
-OH MY GOD MY NEAT POINTS CAN’T TAKE THIS MESS -MINE NEITHER I’M LOSING MY MIND -IF ONLY iVAN OR SANDY WERE HERE TO CLEAN -EXACTLY, WE’RE TOO GOOD FOR IT
Un.real.
OH HELL YA, GET IT. Once we hit half a mil we’re moving to an even bigger, laggier mansion!
-Omg you guys, isn’t so funny how all 3 of you have worked most of your lives and I got a job as an elder and make more than you? Huhu!🌸
-Seriously, it’s totally crazy how my earnings have eclipsed yours! I mean look at Sophie, worked and worked to top the law career and for what?💗 -So I can represent myself in your murder trial. -Huhu looks like you guys are having your toast with a side of envy! Don’t even get me started on Shajar, mayor by 25 because she was running unopposed! Boy my life is FINALLY perfect!🌸
-HI WHAT THE HECK💗 -That’s right Cyneswith, I’m here to replace Aiden and Jack Do as your obligatory psycho spurned lover! I’m gonna barge in here daily to catch you cheating on me with your husband!
OH MY GOD GINGER SHEA JOHNSTON GTFO WHEN WILL THIS STOP
Awww❤️
Awwwwww❤️
Aww- SUGAR WHY IS THE GIRL YOU CHEATED ON JESSICA WITH HERE
-What do you think, Barth, time for ole’ uncle Sugar to get married again?
YA IT ABSOLUTELY IS NOT
I don’t know if you guys realize how long I’ve been trying to get Sandy on top of the culinary career, it’s RIDIC. This is the hardest time I’ve had with a career since Wyatt, Sandy WTF
-P̸E̸O̵P̸LE D̸I̵S̷C̴R̶IM̵I̶N̷A̵T̴E A̴G̷A̴I̴N̵S̸T Z̸O̷M̷B̷I̸E C̷O̷O̴K̸S̴! S̷O̷M̵E̷O̸N̷E F̵I̵N̷DS Y̵O̷U̸R E̷Y̵E I̴N T̷H̸E̴I̵R S̴O̷U̵P̸ O̵N̷C̷E-🧟♀️
OK MOVING ON
-Alright Felina, seeing as science is your one true hobby, your father is useless, and I have one day left on this wretched planet, it’s time for me to teach you the secrets of repairing iVan! -But I don’t wanna learn to repair that stupid robot, huhu!🌸 -ALRIGHT THE HUHUING STOPS NOW. Write this down: “To repair iVan you turn off his killmode switch-” which of course I’ve always left on.. -Ok.. -“and reassure him you love him and he’s a good boy, but if he doesn’t calm down you’re turning him into car parts”.
Oh wow, super scientific!
It’s Bartholomew’s birthday from which I have no pics because iVan almost killed us again..
-𝙸 𝙲𝙰𝙽'𝚃 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙴𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙻𝙴𝙶 𝙸𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝚂𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙻 𝙱𝚄𝚂. -Believe it, buddy!
..and here he is with his glorious Ti-Ning nose! Boy did that toddlerhood cuteness of yours disappear.
-We get the face we deserve!
At least you’re self-aware!
Felina brought Cyan, June and Lakshmi’s bb with her from school! It’s so nice that all our lil cousins we’ll go to college with are showing up❤️
-Swan soooooooooong......... So loooooooong, shitty family, so looooooooooong..............🎵
It’s time😭😭😭
-Hello, old friend. Have you come for me? -I HAVE BEEN WALKING BY YOUR SIDE FOR A LONG TIME💀 -That I know. -ARE YOU PREPARED💀 -You have no idea.
SHAJAR DO YOU FUCKING MIND
OH MY GOD SHAJAR SERIOUSLY GET OUT OF THE FRAME
-It’s alright, it’s only appropriate that Shajar disappoint me one last time. So long, family! And truly, it’s been SO LONG. I’m going to find Wyatt now, but don’t worry, my spirit will always be with you, judging, lecturing, and making you soil yourselves.
-WAAAAAAAAH -WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH -HEY-YO SHAJ! -HEY-YO!
OH MY. FRANCES
-DADDY NO!!!!
OH WOW LOOK WHO WOKE UP. Shajar seriously ffs even for you this was unreal. Jojo left money to absolutely everyone, even Don! Charitable king💔
Frankly, I don’t even know what to say about Jojo, like I try to keep things lighthearted but I teared up when he died. I loved Jojo since he aged up into the snootiest Mr. Darcy toddler of all time, he was one of my favorite sims ever, he had so much personality, he was so much fun to play, and despite being pure evil he really did love his family and always tried to shame them into not being losers. Most of all, he loved Wyatt, with whom he’s now reunited❤️ RIP Jojo, I’ll miss you terribly-
-but clearly your spirit will live on. ABSOLUTELY NOT, SOPHITO
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Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 0 out of 5
Holy… WHAT?! How was that bombshell just dropped in the epilogue like it was nothing!!!
This book had me hating each of the main characters! I seriously wished bad for all their endings, haha. But just as I was getting super annoyed with one character, I actually started to feel for them. And then just when you think that one nice character is making a bad judgment call, you realize it was all intentional!! And though another character wasn’t good, but wasn’t totally bad, it turns out they’re just as bad as the other character! I’m sorry that’s confusing, but I can’t spoil it!!!
This was such an intense ride and though you think you’ll have it all figured out, I assure you, you won’t. Hence the bombshell in that epilogue.
Seriously, this was insane.
Major spoilers below the cut...
* Who the fuck is burying a body?!
* Wow. Eve’s husband, Nate, is really just… even-tempered. I don’t trust him already. You’re married to Eve for 8 YEARS and you kiss her three times a day and fuck only once a month? You’re sketch, dude.
* Oohhhh, Addie. What did you do? Inquiring minds want to know.
* Enter mean girl Kenzie. Yeah, I’d have picked up her bag and flung it down the stairs. Fuck that petty bs.
* Oohhh. So Addie accused Arthur Tuttle, a teacher, of something and made him resign..? And Eve is totally in Arthur’s corner and disliked Addie because “Arthur is a nice man” 🤔
* Wait… so wtf happened? They’re alluding that Addie accused Mr. Tuttle of something but she’s saying she didn’t..?
* Her husband is being hit on by the new, young hot teacher? And he’s not dissuading anything? He’s totally cheating. Maybe not with the new teacher, but with someone.
* Oh lord. Addie said she didn’t care if Mr. Bennett was hot and now she’s smitten because he likes Edgar Allen Poe and he WINKED at her. This is gonna be a rollercoaster.
* Did Eve really try to steal some shoes? What a dumbass. I hope she gets caught, but I have a feeling she’ll get away with it.
* So the best friend Hudson isn’t speaking to Addie anymore..? They led us to believe it’s because whatever they think she accused the teacher of, but it’s not..? And Addie’s mom can never know..? I have so many questions.
* Goddamn. Eve got lucky.
* Oh so the rumor is that Mr. Tuttle was in a relationship with a student… and all signs pointed to Addie. But she’s saying it was never like that..? THE WHAT WAS IT LIKE?!
* “Addie is a troubled girl.” - Why did Mr. Tuttle have that mini freak out? wtf is wrong with Addie..?
* Holy shit. Eve is cheating on her husband?! Then why the fuck is she so possessive over her husband?!
* High school girls and Eve are such bitches.
* Eve is seriously pissing me off.
* I mean, I don’t trust Addie, but Eve is a grown ass woman who’s cheating on her husband and being a cunt (mentally) towards a student.
* Case in point, Addie’s mental monologue about being in the same restaurant as Mr. Bennett is weird af.
* Oh. Wait! WHAT!?WHO HELPED WHO KILLED WHO NOW!?!?
* I don’t know whether Mr. Bennett is actually just kind or what… I don’t want him to be a bad guy 😩 but that stiffie is making me think things..
* He’s totally a pedo. This is no excuse. And Addie is no better!
* Fuck, man. He just crossed the line. This is so bad.
* I’ve never read a book where I hated every character 😂 They’re all terrible people! And I have a feeling that if everything comes to light, Addie will get away with it because they’re gonna say “she’s vulnerable.”
* Addie is a little psycho.
* Mr. Bennett is not only a pedo, but a lying one as well so he can get what he wants from Addie. Smh.
* Oh shit 😂 Mrs. Bennett caught her husband kissing the student. Bring on the drama.
* So they are gonna run with the “he took advantage of her” even though she’s a little lunatic herself. They’re all terrible people!
* Well would you look at that, Addie. Mr. Bennett is a terrible person and now you know it hahahahaha. I don’t feel bad for her at all.
* So he reported his missing wife and offered up Addie as a suspect. wtf is going on 😂 and he handed over a “letter” that Addie supposedly left in his wife’s inbox, but I have a feeling it’s the letter he told her to write to her bully and explain what she would like to do to that bully 🤦🏻♀️
* There’s someone else who knows Mr. Bennett’s secrets.. and it’s not Addie or Mrs. Bennett’s lover..? And now Kenzie- MEAN GIRL KENZIE- has shown up to Addie’s house, exclaiming they need to talk?! Mr. Bennett was totally fucking Kenzie and that’s why Kenzie hates Addie because his attention diverted from her. I’m calling it rn.
* I fucking called it!
* SHE’S ALIVE!?
* Wait, WHAT!?
* Hudson, the best friend, is Jay!!! The same Jay who MRS. BENNETT WAS FUCKING!!!!! Holy shit. Way to end a goddamn book!!
#booktok book review#book review#the teacher#freida mcfadden#psychological thriller#thriller#mystery thriller#eve bennett#nate bennett#addie severson#kenzie montgomery
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Kimetsu No Yaiba + OCs // Incorrect
// Quotes #1
☆ Hashira Edition ☆
+ Masako & Kaigaku
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Masako : Hey, what’s your Netflix password?
Kaigaku : ihopeyoudie
Masako : Thank you!
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Masako : * is visibly upset *
Kaigaku : Masako, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
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Obanai : That's not funny.
Rengoku : I thought it was funny.
Obanai : You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Tengen : Seriously, Rengoku, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?
Rengoku : That’s not important
Kokumi : I DISAGREE.
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Muichiro : I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU! (platonically)
Kokumi: Okay, can you do the dishes?
Muichiro : No!
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Rengoku : Don’t mansplain this to me!
Kokumi : Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!
Rengoku : …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!
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Shinobu : You know, when Obanai comes over, Kokumi can get a little…
Giyuu : Psycho?
Rengoku : Scary?
Tengen : Drunk?
Shinobu : All three.
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Giyuu : You know me, Kokumi, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?
Kokumi : What?
Giyuu : I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”
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Rengoku : Okay, what does A stand for?
Muichiro : Arson.
Rengoku : Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Muichiro : Barson.
Kokumi : *laughter*
Rengoku : What stands for C?
Muichiro : Commit arson.
Kokumi : Oooo.
Rengoku : D!
Muichiro : Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Kokumi : *more laughter*
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Kokumi : I told Giyuu to grab snacks for everyone.
Sanemi, looking through the options : Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Rengoku, Tengen, and Kokumi raise their hands*
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Tengen : So when are we gonna tell them?
Kokumi : Just give them a minute.
Rengoku : *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*
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Sanemi : Kokumi, I don't like you.
Kokumi : What did you say?
Sanemi : You heard me!
Kokumi, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.
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*the Squad cleaning up*
Kokumi : Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.
Sanemi, to Giyuu : Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—
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Giyuu : I just found out from Sanemi today that when Obanai died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Kokumi said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”
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Rengoku : I’m this close to falling in love with Kokumi.
Giyuu : Your fingertips are touching.
Rengoku : Exactly.
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Kokumi : Fight me!
Rengoku, standing behind her and holding his nchirin sword: *mouths* Do not.
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Muichiro, reading a recipe : Beat three eggs?
Giyuu : It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Muichiro : Ohhhh-
Sanemi : Both of you get out of this kitchen.
*the only time Kokumi would agree with Sanemi*
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Mitsuri : Kokumi and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Rengoku : What did you do?
Mitsuri : They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Kokumi : *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#kny#demon slayer oc#Kokumi#incorrect quotes#incorrect kny quotes#giyuu tomioka#Giyuu kny#rengoku kyojuro#Rengoku kny#shinobu kocho#Shinobu kny#obanai iguro#Obanai kny#Masako#kaigaku kny#Kaigaku#sanemi shinazugawa#sanemi kny#mitsuri kanroji#mitsuri kny#muichiro tokito#muichiro kny#tengen uzui#tengen kny#kny & ocs#incorrect oc quotes#Kokumi || ✮#Masako || 𑁍
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Screw it, brief reviews of Jason Bateman's filmography pre-Arrested Development
(there are only 4 pics but the post is long)
1981 Little House on the prairie - He was there for 1 season and already became so popular they made the grand finale all about him being a proof that God exists lol
1983 Just a little more love - can't find this one
1982 Silver spoons - they had to fire him because the second he appeared on screen nobody gave a crap about the other kid, iconic, I've only had Derek Taylor for 21 episodes but if anything happened to him yk yk..
1984 Knight Rider - Derek Taylor steals a car
1985 Robert Kennedy and his Times - I'm sure he's in it somewhere but it's like SIX hours long and incredibly boring
1984 The Fantastic World of DC Cooper - Derek Taylor strikes again
1984 It's your Move - Arrested Development for 6th graders, this show is SO fucking funny the parents insisted on killing it together with his Derek-sona for good.
1985 Right to kill - blink and you'll miss him, this is his sister's movie
1986 Mr Belvedere - MILF CHASER
1986 Can you feel me dancing - a commissioned tv movie to show off Justine Bateman's range
1986 St Elsewhere - see, Dave Hogan can do drama too (no)
1986 Valerie/ The Hogan family - his most famous role pre-AD and I genuinely don't understand why, stale bread even for a family sitcom™. Cancelled for being the only show that was normal about aids thanks to Jason. They also dyed his hair to a different shade of auburn each season for some reason lol
1987 Bates Motel - this was supposed to be a sequel to Psycho 🤨
1987 Teen Wold too - words cannot describe how much I hate this movie and everything about it
1987 Matlock - he's playing "Jason Bateman, the star of Valerie" only 1 year after they fired Valerie from Valerie hmm...
1987 Moving target - this was fine
1988 Our House - if your kids think giving 10k to a teenager will get them a record label at 13 it's on them, he did nothing wrong
1988 Crossing the mob - you can watch this but god at what cost, it's so grainy you can barely see their faces (okay movie tho)
1989 Breaking the rules - commissioned to show that he can do some "serious" acting, a tragic mistake on everyone's part
1991 Necessary roughness - Scott Bakula simps, I understand, no I seriously get it
1992 A Taste for killing - for every good movie (prev) you get 2 bad ones
1994 Confessions: two faces of evil - COPAGANDA
1994 This can't be love - *looks up synonyms for CUTE*
1994 Black sheep - can't find this one either
1995 Hart to Hart - he was so annoying they made him believe he's related to Donald Trump I can't even rgsthsrth
1995 An affectionate look at fatherhood - can't find this one either²
1995 Burke's law - this show is so camp you need to WATCH THE DUEL
1995 Simon - the writing is atrocious, he's trying SO hard to make it work while Harland Williams recites every line as if he had just learnt to read. Tragically, a must watch, I wish it existed in HD
1996 Ned and Stacey - a sitcom star playing a sitcom star in a sitcom making fun of Friends, 10/10
1997 Chicago sons - 3 polish brothers live together, Jared Paladecki isn't in this eventhough there are at least 4 people that look like him
1998 George and Leo - if this came out today AO3 would be full of this elderly gay couple
1999 Love stinks - not mine but yk
2000 Rude awakening - the absence of a laugh track caught me off guard, he's doing his best Bud Bundy impression down to the tragic goatee
2001 Some of my best friends - after this many cancelled sitcoms you stop seeing AD as a show that's simply good but as a miracle
2002 The Jake effect - if Scrubs was about hs teachers
2002 The sweetest thing - nobody cares about the men this is the penis song movie
2002 No way out - this is like Cary Elwes-kind of bad
2003 Sol Goode - blink and you'll miss him (idk what's even happening)
2003 Twillight Zone -someone get him an Emmy for trying to bribe a ghost of a kid he unintentionally murdered
#long post#im not putting this under read more sorry ive suffered to much i need to put it out there#jason bateman#what did yall do in very low points of your lives? i watched the entirety of the hogan family and other 7 cancelled sitcoms🤡#my own
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BNHA Chapter 403: Review by Birdbros
First let me just say that baby Toshinori is so cute I can't breathe. Now, to the actual review. I love that his childhood was good and beautiful. That he didn't grow up in tragedy and had a loving mother and potentially the reason why he's so invested in being a hero. Because she didn't discourage him and instead fostered his dream so he could be proud of who'd he become one day. Also may I just say that this entire All Might arc has been giving. It has given so much and I've loved every second off it because honestly some people needed to be reminded why this man was the number 1 hero. Still though, just the thought of his mother dying and All Might having to take on the world and fix it without here breaks me in a way I can't fully explain.
Yeah no, nop, no. I won't let you do this. He's not gonna die. Not All Might. Not after everything. I refuse to accept it. He has so many other steps to take Okay! Stop it. What do you mean and end of an era?! AFO you absolute fucking clown, do not hurt him! I mean it!!!!!!!
Damn..... he really cut off Toshinori's backstory just like that. Wtf man. We rarely get this man reflecting about himself and you had to go and do that!!!! The fuck is wrong with you!!!!! I hope you die a painful death AFO it's all you deserve you piece of shit......I'm getting way too emotional *sigh* Okay, let's try and be more logical here. Now that All Might hasn't been able to use Bakugou's quirk it means Bakugou might come back right? My boy might finally come back and save him, right? Right?! I mean it makes so much sense. Feels like the story has been building up to this. Midoriya fighting to win and Bakugou fighting to rescue. Like a reverse role. Please please Hirokoshi. You can't have taken Edgeshot from me and Katsuki too. You can't T_T Don't Nobara me man, please. Also once again, fuck you AFO your arrogance will def be the end of you. Toshinori won't die a hero because HE WON'T DIE AT ALL!
Thanks a lot Stain. Seriously thanks man. You could not have done anything but lose your quirk to this man (turns out I lowkey hate Stain *sigh*). Ugh, I know it's not really your fault and you sort of tries to save my man a little while ago but fuck, did you have to lose your quirk to this loser too?! I'm already mouring Hawks damn it. I can't do this anymore. Look at Toshinori's face T_T No one should ever make him look this hopeless, ever. This shit is illegal. Also, imagine loving killing someone so much you literally tear your mouth wide open joker style, the fuck AFO, the actual fuck? My dude you really need to sit down and finish that ancient comic book of yours because this aint it fam. This really aint it. You're so villain it's not even funny anymore.
Shoutout to Tobita (my absolute favorite villain - he makes me so soft protect him at all cost) and star's crew who just like me would have hesitated to fire at All Might. I love you all and I hope when Bakugou comes back he beats the shit out of AFO for you. (Horikoshi do not make a liar out of me). Also psycho eyes AFO. Once again this man does not fail to creep me out. Die!
Is he... is he planning to tear All Might in two? Is he really about to do this?! WTF WTF WTF STOOOOOOP. I can't do this. My sanity cannot handle this. Someone stop him! Fuck Midoriya crying is breaking my soul. This is not okay. I'm not okay. Shigaraki you bitch stop laughing! Everyone just stop. This can't be happening T_T This is so grusome I'm legit tearing up. And Midoriya's eyes is killing me. This is so wrong so so wrong. Someone please please please.
I...... Oh my God..... my baby. My baby. He's back!!!! He's back yall. I..... Katsuki..... oh sweetheart T_T
I'm so emotional I legit walked away from my screen to take a break from this rollarcoaster. Thank you thank you thank you Hirokoshi! Thank you!!!! Also can we take a second to appreciate the beautiful art people. U.I exploding, Midoriya's tears blowing in the same direction. The light that shines on that tiny figure on top of U.A and then that zoom in on Bakugou's weathered figure. It's all so *chef's kiss* beautiful. I'm in love. And def will print this panel out and hang it on my room because my baby is back!!!!!!!
I take that back. I'm hanging this up. Me and Best Jeanist sobbing over this right now. Our baby is alive!!!!!!! But look at him, he's so tired and haggered and back from the dead. He deserves a nap, not to fight a psycho who can't just quietly go into ground and never come back. Also theory: now that Bakugou has essentially come back from the dead, might his quirk have evolved to the extreme edge like we've seen for many before him such as Touya and Uraraka? And since Katsuki literally died maybe his evolved even more? My biggest hope. Beat his ass Katsuki. Make him regret that he was ever born.
Not a bakudeku shipper but I'm 100% a bakudeku friendship apologist so this, seeing Midoriya look up, tears flooding from his eyes because he's so fucking terrified he'll lose his mentor just like he lost his childhood friend only to then look up and see Bakugou is doing something to me I cannot explain. And Katsuki.... Katsuki with the ancient All Might card he's still holding onto for dear life. Katsuki remembering their baby selves. Katsuki being so out of it but standing up to fight for All Might like All Might stood up to fight for him at Kamino..... *sobs hysterically in a corner* Also the symbolism of All Might always having looked back at his past because all the steps felt so important just to now look forward because the steps his kids are gonna take are the important thing for him now..... yeah I'm not okay.
This is truly the beginning of a new era huh. Bakugou and Midoriya, carrying on All Might's dreams and hopes..... Hirokoshi you bastard. How can you do this to me. WTF MAN WTF!!!!!! And look at Katsuki's eyes. The explosion within them. It's so beautiful. I love it so much. And now him and Izuku's feelings are one; they'll save All Might and redefine hero society.
*stands up and applauds like crazy* There has been several misses for me in this manga but moments like this is why I'm happy I never gave up on it.
Welcome back Katsuki darling. Welcome back, it's been too long.
#bnha chapter 403#bnha chapter 403 review#bakugou katsuki#midoriya izuku#yagi toshinori#mha chapter 403#mha#bakugou is back bitches!!!!!#Birdbros review
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Attention | SHINee Key x OC
Summary : She knows how to strain his patience to zero, just to eases it back again, by demanding his attention.
Pairing : SHINee Key x older!OC
Warning : Mild suggestion, nothing too blunt, tbh.
A/N : First fiction on tumblr because i was watching his old (like, 2009's old lol) reality show titled "Raising Idol". Just watch it on youtube guys. It's fun, it's so fucking old that the quality of the video max 240p and it made me nauseous, and our cutie Chef Key together with his tEaCher SHIN YIRANG NOONA IS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE LIKE-
Anyways, any Indonesian here? bcs i also posted this a long time ago on https://shiningstory.wordpress.com/2014/12/02/on-top/, If anyone interested to read the Indonesian version of the fic :)
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Kim Kibum supported his head which was starting to feel heavy, with his hand. While his other hand was busy gripping the car steering wheel— he started looking for a way out. Get out of this car, sure, but THIS is his car.
Because if this continued, he would consider contacting one of his friends that works in YPCS*.
Or fuck it, he'd just call Jinki. He knew what to do in this situation.
Like, hell. This (awfully) happened a lot in their old married dating life. Her strong minded personality could match his own. Meanwhile, his 'i will do it my way' attitude is still considered taboo by the girl. Such a bad impression, they once thought about each other, after the two were introduced as student and teacher pairs on the show.
Even since the first time they met —what's the name of the show again? Rising-Dol? Rising Idol? Raging Idol—
Anyways.
“Jeez, are you going to keep quiet like this?” her voice pulled him back to reality.
Kibum shifted on his seat slightly, his eyes pierced sharply toward the girl in front of him. If he was a psycho, he would just cover her mouth with a cloth and then lock her in the basement in a instant.
Kim Kibum hates noisiness sometimes.
Even though he must admit, it wasn't uncommon for him to find himself smiling again whenever he sees this girl.
"Oh you don't want to talk now, huh? Right, just drop me here, Kibum. Thank you for the invitation, the musical was really good," the girl unfastened her seat belt, "…your acting with Dana-sunbae is really good, I'm so amazed, really."
The girl opened Kibum's car door and got out, still swallowing her ego. Kibum found himself stunned again, analyzing the events that were spinning before his eyes. And sure enough, before the girl could walk any further to get out of the basement of his apartment, Kibum stepped on the gas and the car accelerated suddenly. It speed up so fast, until he slammed the brakes. The car stopped abruptly right in front of his girlfriend. The screeching sound of his car's tires rubbing against the basement floor pulled the girl back from her shocked state.
"What the fuck—KIM KIBUM YOU FUCKING PSYCHO— were you really going to kill me—”
“—was about to, just get the fuck in my car.”
That sly smile began to appear on Kim Kibum's face. The man bent down and opened the car door.
"What are you-"
“I said come in, Noona.” came his mocking voice on the last word.
Like magic, she complied. It sucked, okay. It took days for her to build a big wall between herself and Kim Kibum yet, he broke it down in just one second. She was suddenly greeted by Kibum's arms wrapped around his upper body. But there's nothing crazier when the younger man suddenly pressed his cheek right against her chest.
She was about to slap the sassiness away from him when her boyfriend's deep, husky, voice stopped her.
“Twelve kissing scenes— three of them were deep kisses yes— but most of them were just a peck, come on. One bed scene and promise you, nothing nasty in reality. It was just acting, it was fake. Not that I would think about it seriously."
He straightened his back, facing her again. "Now you're acting like a little brat and i don't like it. Not a bit," he moved his face to the side of her neck, as he murmured "...didn't you say I'm always the one who's immature? You're starting to make me think you're jealous...and want us to have the same thing."
The girl was busy hiding the blush that had started to appear on her cheeks. She swore, she didn't think that far.
Then why she didn't want to move an inch from him?
Kibum's lips twitched up. "Or...do you actually want to?”
Not letting anything out from her mouth, he connected his lips to hers. Now, how did she back out?
“I'll take that as a yes,” he chuckled, locking her hands with one of his hands while the other gripped tightly on the back of her neck, "Don't worry, I'll be gentle. It's your first time, anyway."
*YPCS : You & Me Psychological and Consultation Services (a couple consultation clinic in SK)
#fanfiction#kpop#shinee#shinee fanfic#shinee scenarios#shinee imagine#shinee key#kim kibum#keyland#lil freak#oc#original character#shin yirang#raising idol#shawols
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