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[makethiscanon]

Cocktail Bar AU: Welcome to 'The Glade'.

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Gally, Minho & Newt with their different favourite patrons ♡

(Gally's mentions fem!reader. Minho/Newt's are purposefully vague)

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Bouncer!Gally who is just thrilled that The Glade has started hosting cocktail-making parties because he didn't have a big enough headache already.

Here comes another squealing, giddy group of girls who he just knows is going to be a problem.

... but oh, who are you? Tucked away at the back there? The others are ignoring him but that's an awfully cute smile you're sending his way.

Here, let him hold that door for you.

Oh, you are absolutely welcome, darling.

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Barman!Minho who prioritizes you, his favourite regular, no matter how busy the bar gets. Slip your pretty self onto that stool and his attention is all yours.

He likes showing off when you're near. Flipping bottles. Trick-shotting garnishes into glasses.

You better believe he's rolling up his sleeves the moment he sees you arrive.

And if he's just invented another shot to try? It's on the house for you, of course. Your opinion, and that cute wrinkle of your nose from the strong tasting liquor is the only payment he needs.

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Server!Newt who always makes sure you get the perfect table in the house when you stop by for food.

He knows your usual orders so he'll guess what you want and tease you if he gets it right.

Expect perfect service because Newt keeps an eye on you at all times. He knows when your drink is low and when it's time for your next course.

Single dining? No problem. If you're looking glum and lonely then he'll pop by to chat and keep you company.

Or if you're getting hit on by a creep who won't leave you be? Newt is straight out the door and dragging Bouncer!Gally in to deal with it.

And you better believe dessert is on the house that evening, Newt's treat.

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BONUS:

Bouncer!Gally basically adopting you after you stagger outside for some air, only for you to ask him if he'd like a drink because he must be thirsty.

Soon you're back with a water for him, and he's enjoying hearing your tipsy babblings.

He keeps an especially-alert watch on you whenever you come back outside, noticing you keep getting a little bit drunker.

Oh, he can see the opportunistic guys prowling near you, alright. Just let them try talking to you. See what happens.

And he doesn't mind in the slightest when you cling to his arm to hold yourself up. Had a bit too much to drink, sweet? Sit tight. He'll order you a taxi. No, he's not mad at you. He wants to make sure you get home safe-- of course you're welcome back anytime.

Yes, he hopes he'll see you again soon too.

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[WRITING MASTERLIST]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

maggot newt pulsifer: the draw battle recap

The maggots asked and the maggots shall receive. Helloo it's the Good Omens Mascot and the uh Maggot Prince (...) anyway it's Asmi and as many of you now know, we have a Discord server. It is called The Official Maggots Server of Doom.

So far, it has lived up to its name, with discussions of whether human flesh is healthy food if locally sourced and consensual, tears about good omens, gartic phone horrors and the infamous Draw Battle Team of Valerie and Coel. If you don't have Discord or weren't there, never fear! That last Incident is the one I am here to recount to you. We all know I love summaries.

DRAMATIS PERSONAE:

Coel @dieamarjla: The Newt Puslifer Maggot, whose phone hanged, nearly burned up, closed several tabs and then gave up on him entirely Valerie @good-usernames-were-taken: His unfortunate teammate I, Asmi @weirdly-specific-but-ok: Their gleeful opponent Vanny @lxvenderjewel: My equally gleeful teammate Vel @orpiknight: Sane person cameo, joined next game Jay @voids-ideas: Joined next game Tefi @patoslover: Gleeful spectator cameo

And so we begin... with the snippets from the Discord channel as the game went on. A lot has been edited out, but rest assured, you are receiving the delicious necessities.

Valerie: GUYS IT'S STARTING Coel: its so over Valerie: COSL PLEASE DRAW Valerie: COEL Valerie: HELLO IM ON YOUR TEAM Coel: oh dear god Coel: im on phone lmao my fingers Valerie: COEL GET BACK HERE Valerie: GUESS Valerie: COEL DONT LEAVE ME KN MY OWN LIKE THIS

Valerie: NO COEL HAS FUCKING VANISHED Coel: wait wbat??

[continues below cut :")]

Coel: gonna vanish from discord cos my phone keeps refreshing my tab Valerie: coel I'm not on your team next time Coel: fair fair idk what im doi g sob Valerie: COEL GUESS Valerie: GUESS COEL Valerie: YOU WRITE WHAT YOU THINK IT IS Coel: I CANT SEE THE THING Valerie: WHAT Coel: MY TAB Valerie: OKAY COEL GET READY Valerie: WE CAN DO THIS Valerie: LETS SHOW THEM Coel: my tab is fucking frozen its stucm on round 3 Valerie: OH MY GOD Coel: im sorry ghfjgngnf Valerie: I GUESSED IT PURELY BASED ON WORD LENGTH Vel: What is happening right now. Coel: i dont know :sobbing Valerie: IM SORRY COEL

Vanny: FUCK Asmi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Valerie: WHOS THE SUCKER NOW Vanny: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS Vanny: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT COEL Valerie: WTF Asmi: WE ARE FAILURES OF THE LOWEST ORDER Vanny: FUCK SORRY Asmi: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Valerie: WHOEVER IS PLAYING FOR COEL HIGH FUCKING FIVE Asmi: WE CAN'T LOSE TO VALERIE Valerie: TF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN Valerie: COEL?!?? Coel: link pls it crashed Coel: my phone is having seizures Coel: ghghgjgjgjk Coel: after this ill keep out of the games lmao Valerie: COEL the word is cheeks Valerie: or cheeks Coel: i cant get in bro the link just doesnt open tho theres nothing wrong w it Coel: aaaaaa

[Finally new game is initiated, Vel, terrified, agrees to join, Jay is hesitant] Jay: How much English do I need? HAHAHA Asmi: NONE IF YOU'RE PLAYING AGAINST VALERIE AND COEL IM SO HAPPY Jay: I know how to read them, write them? Idk HAHAHAHAHA Valerie: THATS A STEP UP !! Valerie: no offense coel Valerie: your were brilliant Valerie: your phone have exploded though Coel: yeah it's uncomfy warm now lmaoo Vanny: WAIT IS COEL JOINING Coel: no Valerie: HELP Coel: im literally Newton Pulsifer tonight

And a bonus...

Also, let's go back a bit to what led to this post in the first place, thanks @good-usernames-were-taken... thanks... :")

Vel: oooh we're doing a drawing game Asmi: WELL KIND OF IT'S MORE LAUGHING AT VALERIE GAME Valerie: PLEASE Valerie: SHUT UP Asmi: THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES GOOD GOD Tefi: Poor valerie Vanny: I'M LAUGHING SO HAD Valerie: YOU BETTER NOT MAKE A POST ABOUT THIS ON TUMBLR SHAMING ME

...wHaT cAn i sAy eXcEPt yOu'Re wElcOmE, vAlEriE?

[ineffable-celestials]

Good Omens Roleplay Server

Hi hi, I know this isn't the usual thing that I post (even though what I post has been nothing at all lately) but I wanted to share this while I let more headcanons swim around my mind.

My friends and I made a Good Omens roleplay server on Discord since many others tend to scare us. We wanted to (hopefully) foster a safe community for others to explore their creativity! Of course, there is more than just roleplay and you can discuss Good Omens to your heart's content, but it is the main focus of the server. So please, give it a peek if you think you may be interested!

P.S. If the link doesn't work or expires, please let me know!

[sailorgoon13]

Legacy Lounge Discord Server

Hey everyone!! Are you a Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, or Gryffindor looking for a special community or safe space? 🦁🦡🦅

Right now, we’re flooded with Slytherins 🐍, and we’d love to have your brilliant minds join us! Here’s what you can look forward to:

House Points: Earn them through our monthly short story submissions or our exciting daily art challenges this October!

Halloween Movie Streams: We’re streaming two Halloween-themed movies (with possibly a third in the works)! Get cozy and join us as we watch together.

Creative Spaces: Share your fanfictions, art, and headcanons in our dedicated channels. Whether it’s writing or art, we love all kinds of creativity!

Real Life Adventures: Visit our channels where you can chat about your day, share photos of your adventures, or even exchange recipes in the kitchen!

Wizarding World Content: From Hogwarts Legacy to Harry Potter and everything in between, we’ve got something for everyone!

Whether you want to make new friends, earn house points, or just chill and enjoy some Harry Potter trivia, we’ve got it all. We have worked hard to create a safe and positive safe within the fandom and would love to see some new faces!

[newtbog]

got my webfishing save files working on a different computer, so you know what that means. more webfishing :)

gonna be playing for a bit! i've got a code only lobby, so if you wanna join in, the code is VQH3VU

[linktheacehero]

And what if sheikah’s had a tradition to propose with handcrafted knives

[inastarlesssky]

Salamanders & Suitcases

Hi everyone! So we've just launched a new Discord server for Fantastic Beasts, and particularly for Newt x Tina. This is an 18+ server dedicated to the world of Fantastic Beasts and most specifically to our beloved Magizoologist Newt Scamander and Tina Goldstein. It's a place for chat about the FB movies and really pretty much anything FB/HP related, as well as a place to share fan works such as fics, art and other media.

We are just starting up, so feel free to share this link with your friends and help us reblog so we can get the word out!

[lastdaysofwar]

Speaking of Max (and of spreadsheets), the most valid person that has responded to the Form so far has been the person who said Max is their favourite character. Everyone else can go home.

It's quite fun to see the responses, too— Hermann is currently in the lead, making up 40% of the responses for favourite character. Mako is in second place, followed by Raleigh (as it should be). Then you've got Newt and Chuck, who have one mention each. Some of the mods would consider than an injustice.

The form can be found here, or linked in the pinned post of this blog and the bio.

[theaterqueer]

Introduction Post

Hogwarts Legacy Account: @careformagicaldarkarts

Hai :3 haii

My name is Seth/Space !!

I use He/They Pronouns.

I'm a Hellenistic polytheist, and worship Apollon/Apollo & Lord Hades

My current interests are: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Stardew Valley, Cookie Run: Kingdom, Genshin Impact, Identity V, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Hogwarts Legacy, Harry Potter, and Specifically CAPT. SPACEBOY from OMORI

Idk what else to add, so

Discord RP server post —>>

[newtafterdark]

I love all of my friends so dearly, even as they all insist on making sure I know that I am simply a small brown & orange amphibian and there's nothing a silly little poll can change about that. 🦎

[dxndxlion]

hey maze runner icons here’s my tmr revival discord server link if anyone is interested

[lackadaisycats]

Hey Eldritch Friends,

Lackadaisy Community leader Newt is hosting a Fall-oween Event! The challenge: make a multi-media ghost story with friends combining any artforms you like - writing, drawing, sculpture, photography, music, poetry, etc.

The Discord community will vote on the winners!

Entries will be featured in a special Cast + Crew livestream!

Renowned voice actor Jason Marnocha (Viktor Vasko/Asa Sweet) has agreed to read the top placing written entry with all of the Victorian vampire swagger he can muster (which is a lot)

Deadline is October 26th

For more details, including prizes and submission link, visit the #server-annoucements channel at:

The Lackadaisy Discord

[anonymous-dentist]

Newt: Okay, so this portal is gonna send you to another Realm. I’m sure the Outworlders will accept you as their own and treat you kindly

trLukey: gets immediately killed within his first five seconds of existence, is the most bullied person on the server, is absolutely miserable because everyone but like two people hate him

[newtbog]

wild that you can just meet Some Guy that'll then go on to make something so stupid popular that the guys from my youtube videos talk about it

that's not meant to happen that shouldn't be allowed. guy from youtube video is on a completely different realm to me. there shouldn't be any crossover

[tanadrin]

The recent talk about what would the democrats need to do the next election cycle to undo whatever damage done by Trump is possible to undo, and the observation that the US political system does already have to tools to do it on paper got me thinking, specifically about why this is happening much more than how

The present situation in the US, in a lot of ways, reads like a crisis of political will more than anything to me. But what I can't for the life of me come up with is, why is this will so lacking?

Even right now, a lot of Trump's actions could be halted if the political will existed to do so - not just among the politicians, but the average American person. Fed workers physically blocking DOGE employees, or just all the IT personnel forgetting all the server passwords and having a convenient server outage, hell just actually heated protests instead of some peaceful marches could make a dent. And politicians could of course also do more, all sorts of high ranking figures from illegally fired officials to House and Senate members could for example respond to the "move fast and break things" approach by, themselves defying dubious-but-technically-maybe-legal exercises of executive authority first and waiting for a lawsuit second, instead of the other way around. But that too, of course, needs to rest on an energised base that would appreciate this sort of thing to make the very real personal risk worth it

All of which sort of comes back around to political will - there exist solutions, but there seems to be an utter absence of actual electoral enthusiasm amongst the average American about actually using them - about asserting that this is a big deal and having a fight about it. Enthusiasm from the centre and left of it, anyways - the US right has sort of manifested that exact energy, and is using it exactly to do what they're doing right now

So like, what happened/is happening there with it? Why is the average American that actually participates in political life so apathetic to all if it, even the ridiculous bullshit they express a dislike for every time a poll or vote actually gets them to express an opinion on?

I am hardly an expert on this, but I think a big part of it is 1) the rot in the Republican Party specifically, and 2) the collapse of leadership in Congress generally, and I think these two things are related.

Movement conservatism has been hollowing out the Republican party as a "normal" political force for decades, and it really ramped up during the Bush years, when conservative political leaders and legal figures had to make increasingly contorted arguments for blatantly unconstitutional actions whose real justification was something like might makes right. The victory of Obama in 2008 accelerated the collapse because a certain kind of white American saw a black man get elected president and just kind of went crazy; they had to construct a post-hoc justification that wasn't "I still actually believe in the Jim Crow era racial hierarchy," and they couldn't really.

Movement conservatism also drove polarization in Congress starting in the 90s under Newt Gingrich, and Congress becoming a place for scoring political points rather than enacting policy, plus increasing deadlock (which again, accelerated under Obama, when figures like McConnell decided the play was to be as obstructionist as possible) de facto devolved a lot more responsibility on the executive and judicial branches. But you also saw, for instance, complete dereliction of duty to control and oversee warmaking and surveillance power under Bush--because, you see, that might open you up to some kind of political attack! Congress now is simply terminally afraid of taking a stand on anything, since to do so might endanger individual members' chances of re-election. And now that the Republican party is a Trump personality cult, there's no non-Trump wing of the party to appeal to against Trump's worst excesses; and feckless Democrats, who do not know how to actually demonstrate political leadership anymore, think the only solution to declining popularity is to try to chase the things that Trump does that seem to not be completely unpopular. Of course much of the electorate is zoned out--everything that comes out of any politician's mouths these days (save Trump and AOC and a couple of others) is a stock phrase that's been through a dozen focus-groups. The signal-to-noise ratio is abysmal, most political media does this simpering both-sides thing where they have to somehow act like the dull centrists and the rabid fascists both have valid points, and cynicism/doomerism/conspiracism runs wild on the social media that most people get their political coverage from anyway.

(And it doesn't help that the way American political parties are organized is stupid, and leaves them without any kind of central apparatus that can shape and direct political strategy when they're out of power)

obviously i am flattening out a lot of nuance and detail here for the sake of fitting it all in two paragraphs, but in the most general terms that's what i feel like is going on

[inastarlesssky]

Hi everyone! We've just launched a new Discord server for Fantastic Beasts, and particularly for Newt x Tina. This is an 18+ server dedicated to the world of Fantastic Beasts and most specifically to our beloved Magizoologist Newt Scamander and Tina Goldstein. It's a place for chat about the FB movies and really pretty much anything FB/HP related, as well as a place to share fan works such as fics, art and other media. We welcome readers, writers and artists alike.

We are just starting up, and we'd love to open up new features for the server, but we're looking for a little bit of help to boost it. If anyone's interested, come check us out, join us, and any users who would like to help will receive a special role in the server.

We've got the invite link here.