#sexyman competition

[sapphicjigsaw]

[justsomenightvalethings]

THIS BLOG HASN'T BEEN ACTIVE IN GODFORSAKEN YEARS BUT HOLY SHIT

CECIL SWEEP

[didthekingdieyet]

come on sexyman competition. work your magic

[szollibisz]

Man loses sexyman contest to own boyfriend, how embarrassing!

@awigglycultist i had to

[sugiliteshadow]

Just so y'all know CECIL himself knows about the poll. We can't let him down!

[therocketbee]

there's a public "creativity board" on my college campus so

[rotdecaydraw]

CONGRATULATIONS ON CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER WINING TUMBLR’S TUMBLR SEXYMAN POLL, WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!!

[floweramon]

When we get to the final round, I want there to be a bajillion variations of fanart of Sans waiting for the "final battle", he hears footsteps and says something like "well here we are again. ready for another butt kicking Rei-" and then Cecil comes into view, cutting Sans's line short, and Cecil says something like "I'm sorry Sans, Reigen won't be joining us.  I hope you aren't disappointed."

Ooh, another possibility is Sans appearing in Night Vale and wondering where he is.  And a voice calls out, “A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.”

[reisgeis]

HI @cornmayor IS HOSTING THE UNDERTALE AU SEXYMAN POLL REMATCH GO VOTE (INK IS DYING)

[the-council-of-tomato-sauce]

didn't know how to design cecil so I chickend out and just did this.

also wtf is anatomy

[thecommunalfoolboy]

This might sound insane but I genuinely think the Lupin The Third Franchise is pushing itself to have prettier animation and more serious plot lines because the younger demographics think the characters are hot and the company’s playing into it. I mean look at Jigen for example.

This is how he originally looked in older cartoons. Then, people started calling him hot and now look at him in The First:

LIKE CMON. THEY KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING

I will also add: no this is not me projecting, I’m asexual I don’t think anyone’s hot. I honestly think the animation in the first is kinda uncanny valley and I think most of the characters look ugly.

But I know conventionally attractive to straight people (and gay bottoms) when I see it. The tumblr sexyman shit has breached containment and now the Lupin franchise is playing into it and I think that’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve realized in a long time

[redarmydotcom]

patsweepers should be terrified we are LITERALLY SET UP FOR WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR WE NEED SHERRIFF THOMSPON DEAD

[championsofmyheart]

HE KNOWS

[toucansfull]

come on it’d be funny and we need a hermit win. #scarsweep #voteetho and all that also i may have made an alliance with the ethogirls oops

Why You Should Vote For Etho

Why You Should Vote for Quackity (P1) and (P2) (i want quackity to lose to etho or mumbo after beating joe we just need the pinup first)

Why You Should Vote For Joe

Why You Should Vote For Scar p1 p2 p3 p4 p5 even cleo said he was very evil and thats important to being a sexyman

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

the mechs are all cecilsweepers

Hell yeah they are

[glitchthedemon]

I haven’t seen anyone else mention this so I’ll do it myself

Today is the aniversary of Sans becoming Tumblr Sexyman #1 and Queen Liz dying and Thurston Waffles dying and Trisha Paytas having a baby. Happy anniversary to those who celebrate