shit-i-overheard · 3 months ago
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"Paw Patrol and Breaking Bad are my two favorite shows."
- Nick N.
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sonisis · 2 years ago
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Some of my classmates were saying like “survival of the fittest” meanwhile the one saying it somehow had a  200% error on their lab and wants to put a heavy system installed on the roof of their house...
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anchorsnreignbows · 4 months ago
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מ: מה יכול לעזור לו בטיפול טבעי?
א: מה לעזור? עוד לא איבחנו אותו
מ: אני אבחנתי אותו, יש לו- סבל רב.
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cryptid-called-ash · 2 years ago
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So a security guard at my uni just walked past, talking in the phone. And he stops abruptly and says “okay, stop, just stop.” In the most exasperated voice i think I’ve ever heard. And then he just walked away.
Anyways, how’s your day going
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humming-pokemon-helpers · 1 year ago
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I've seen a few of these "reblog with a Pokémon" games going on, so... reblog this with a Pokémon, and I'll reblog with something interesting I've heard a member of the species say!
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front-facing-pokemon · 6 months ago
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stefisdoingthings · 9 days ago
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one thing that genuinely makes me nauseous and sick to my stomach is how common it is for cishet people to debate over transness—when is it acceptable to be trans? when should trans people have surgeries? should it be legal? why are people trans, anyway? why can't they just accept who they were born as?
this is all bullshit. these people are not professional by any means, they're not doctors, they're not psychologists or psychiatrists, they might've never even met a single trans person in their lives, and they still feel the need to debate over it. what purpose does this serve? why do they want to argue about which people deserve basic human rights and decency, why do they want to argue about which people deserve to be happy, depending on their fucked up and absurd criteria?
what's so hard to understand? why is our identity everyone's problem? why is it a topic of conversation at all, don't we all deserve to be treated like human beings instead of some endangered species of animals kept in zoos for their entertainment?
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stockholmgf · 11 months ago
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just wrote my letter to santa i asked him to pay my tuition and also for just one (1) sustainable and genuine friendship with another person
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avocado62524 · 2 months ago
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thestobingirlie · 11 months ago
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“king steve” is literally just a reference to the keg king title. please, guys i’m begging you. it’s not an alter ego. it’s literally just a smarmy name billy calls steve to make fun of him.
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shit-i-overheard · 1 year ago
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This is the first time you've seen me since I've been medicated.
- Lexi M.
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goldpilot22 · 7 days ago
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WAIT YOU HAVE LAB KIDS ;__; TELL ME EVERYTHING
OK OK SO. tysm for the ask and sorry for taking so long to answer this oopsies I got distracted badly. (redesigned a few of the labkids and then wanted to redesign the rest of them and then forgor) also this is gonna be a bit messy on account of it is 2 am woopsies. and also uhhh warning for lotsa body horror type stuff and fucked up science things and also most of it is kind of a metaphor for how the education system fails some kids?
ok so. the Hopkins Demonology Lab is trying to create artificial demons. for... reasons. what demons are, though, is pretty fuckin' weird - they're basically like. things that look like some kind of animal or other on the outside just with red eyes, but have the ability to 'evert' or turn themselves inside out and basically go bodyhorror gore monster mode. this is generally a big risk to the whole "bodily integrity and not dying" thing, so demons are generally regarded as pests because they tend to cause problems and then die about it. the bigger ones can cause more problems and are worse at dying, but in general they're just an inconvenience. the lab is trying to change that. specifically, it's trying to create human demons. although, creating them isn't the hard part- creating ones that don't die is the hard part. because the lab demonkids are humans, they're better at putting their bodies back together, but because they're artificially created, things have a tendency to go wrong anyway...
ok and here are some of the characters:
first the ones I don't got (regular) art of (I have some art of them but it's either gore, body horror, or outdated, and I'll put it under a readmore at the bottom of the post)
Oliver Izolde: formerly a regular human, who volunteered to get experimented on for... some reason. probably so he could pay his rent. he's one of the most successful experiments there. and also a huge bully to a lot of the less successful ones, especially Emery.
August Watkins: another one in Oliver's group. possibly an orphan who joined the experiments because it was better than his current life. they regret this very much now! this is because he learned something that Dr. Hopkins didn't want anyone finding out, and she made sure they're incapable of telling anyone. and then decided to do more experiments on them since it was too much of a risk to keep letting them leave the facility. he's basically incapable of using his demon powers because he is very squeamish and faints instantly on the sight of his own internals.
Miles Landon: not an experiment, she's a lab assistant... but they relate more to the experiments than to their bosses. on account of their bosses are, not the nicest exactly.
ok and now ones I do have art of!
Nashville Hopkins: no one's entirely sure what this guy's deal is. he's in his own experimental group separate from both the former-regular-human ones and the fully artificial ones. some of the other experiments (and Miles) wonder if Nash might be Dr. Hopkins' son, but she maintains plausible deniability about that since he doesn't look like her aside from their hair color, and he needed a last name in order to have an official identity and stuff. and that's because he's actually allowed to be out and about, since his powers are fully under control. (that's because he wears a sort of power restricting collar. he'd sort of explode without it so he don't mind.) he often runs errands for the lab, does Dr. Hopkins' grocery shopping, etc.
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Enzo: one of the artificial demon kids. he's like 8 when stuff starts going wrong... he starts struggling to complete his exercises, moving less, etc. the 'doctors' at the lab (they do not have medical degrees) brush this off as him just being lazy, but actually his body is destabilizing. while that's all going down, he's besties with Elodie so they get put in the same containment area together.
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Elodie: another artificial demonkid, also about 8. like Enzo, she's starting to destabilize. she's also one of the more relatively successful experiments, and gets pushed to try to strengthen her powers more. this is painful for her and she's stressed all the time, which gets brushed off as her just being angry/defiant.
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Emery: one of the more... sort of successful artificial ones. they're 19 and haven't destabilized yet, but they also can't fully evert, only partially (and they have a tendency to make eyes where they really shouldn't, unintentionally.) they're one of Dr. Hopkins' favorites, but are kind of not a fan of this because she thinks they're just too stupid to distrust her like most of the others do. (they're autistic and she's terrible.) they help with the younger experiment kids, basically helping them do their exercises, making sure they eat, helping Miles secretly teach them how to read, etc. they're also 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse so the Doc likes to have them around to... help intimidate auditors or whoever else comes around to pry into her business. not that she needs the help!
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after Enzo and Elodie both completely destabilize on the same day, causing serious damage to the facility, Emery loses the last remnants of their trust in the 'doctors', and pretty soon after that they escape the place with Miles' help. (Miles also lies to their bosses and says she don't know what happened.)
they're the true protagonist of RETW! they're a member of Gavin's party, and like him they're a "hero" which means basically wandering do-gooder... they help people out, fix things, etc. in comparison to Gavin who's uh. a demonslayer. things don't go too great there but not in the way you'd think. here's them post-escape. they got a sword almost the size of their self
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oh and then some time later this kid joins the party... they're like 10 ish, they have Problems, Emery recognizes them, and they keep changing what they say their name is... sometimes Elodie and sometimes Enzo.
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ok and now here's the more gorey arts! warning for body horror of various sorts, eye horror?, mouth gore, and a little bit of boob
August and Dr. Hopkins
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Emery (cursed pre untwinkification design) and Oliver
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Emery (cursed twink version again) and Dr. Harwell (I didn't mention her in this post oopsies. she's Dr. Hopkins' subordinate, and seemingly meaner than her boss but the bar is a lot higher than she realizes. they sorta have a good cop bad cop dynamic sometimes. also doc harwell has a crush on doc hopkins because I love evil woman yuri. and divorce. doc hopkins is extremely divorced. the divorce is plot relevant. im going on a tangent)
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fluffypurpleglitterdemon · 6 months ago
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Anyway, Lang Qianqiu! I don't know if I'm imagining Xie Lian's fond-teacher-y vibes in the book because this time I know what relationship Lang Qianqiu and Xie Lian once had or if they're actually stronger in the book than in the cartoon. I suppose in the book we do get (more of) Xie Lian's thoughts! He never says "Ah, Lang Qianqiu, I knew him before" but whenever he shows up it feels like there's a mix of "he's grown up so well, such an accomplished and noble god, truly a student to be proud of" and "after so long and you're still like this, huh?" both seeping out of the page 💖
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iguessitsjustme · 2 years ago
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Jeng is a great boss, but I think the reason that Pat isn't responding to him as a boss right now is because he's giving direction but not giving the context for the direction.
Jeng is absolutely correct that Pat shouldn't have presented something without running it by him first. He needs to tell Pat why. It's not because he doesn't trust Pat's judgement and his work. It's so he, as the boss, is aware of everything in the presentation. It worked out well this time, but what if it doesn't work next time. What if their next client is upset that the idea wasn't part of the presentation as a whole and calls them unprofessional again? That reflects poorly on the whole company, and Jeng, as the boss, is there representing the company. He needs to not be blindsided when they're with clients.
Jeng is also right that Pat should make sure the slides are clean and consistent and that the accompanying images work with the information present. If he was able to correct it all himself in one night, why have Pat stressing over it by himself? Why not have taken that time to work with Pat to show him how to clean up the slides. Give Pat examples of images.
Pat has been doing the bulk of the department's work for who knows how long and no one has properly trained him how to actually do his job. Having Nan help Pat was a great idea because his work improved vastly under the supervision of someone experienced.
Telling Pat that he needs to be careful about rumors spreading between him and Nan was wrong. Nan is in the higher position? That discussion should have been had with her. Jeng also should have done something to stop the gossiping himself. It's not their business and it was distracting them from work. It's his job to make sure that employees feel safe at the company and that inappropriate discussions are dealt with. Now I just need to see that man who felt it was okay to comment on Pat's bed preferences get in trouble for that.
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totalswagisland · 6 months ago
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the drama brothers are fucking hysterical to me cause it's such a random combo of guys. i can see harold and cody teaming up and cody roping trent in but justin?????? especially because in action he had issues with both harold and trent...
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lovevalley45 · 3 months ago
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had my daylist on in the bg as i worked on SftS and. "country girl (shake it for me)" coming on while i try to write like a serious scene is my cause of death rn
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