#shitpost embroidery

[suprsaturatd]

Shrimps is bugs.

[cataclysmic-cathexis]

Lol I am in the process of making something so dumb

[diaphonizedcadaver]

DECAY IS AN EXTANT FORM OF LIFE

Edit; sold! Commissions open

[deliruousmistakes]

I finished this a couple days ago, it's a Tapaka (@tapakah0) in their meziah attire, though I got the whole color scheme wrong (that's what I get for not asking).

There are some things I don't like so much anymore, but it was fun to play with the textures and stitches.

[meme-meupthotty]

Project from January I never posted. Pattern by @shitpostsampler

[clownwithoutamedicallicense]

aight guys I wanna make another mechs pin but idk what to do so

(Sexond one is supposed to say “murdered my father” but I ran out of characters lmao)

[the-stitched-sunflower]

Also finally finished this by @shitpostsampler ! Particularly in this political climate. Also metallic thread is evil but so so pretty 😅

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

I wonder how did Astarion learn how to sew, who teached him?

I doubt he bothered to learn such thing when alive, doesn't strike me as someone used to do any house work in general, likely had others do it for him when alive (as a magistrate, city boy with some noble stats, you know?)

So he had to learn out of need to preserve his clothes, and keep himself presentable, after being enslaved by Cazador. But who teached him? If he were to self-learn, there was bound to be some poor work at first but the clothes are kept very well and the embroidery skill is quite high, he ain't some genius either, so I think its less likely he became so good straight up with no help. So... Did he ask someone in Cazador's palace? Was there anyone there even kind enough to show him? Did he ask one of his victims? Was it one from the beginning that he cared for? Must have been pretty early as clothes wear down easily. Was it the one that lead to his year of punishment?

Going to hurt my feelings here but what if the one Astarion didn't want to bring to Cazador was the one that offered to help him. Maybe they didn't even knew how much it meant for Astarion... something like noticing a loose strand or some rip in the fabric while they were together and offering to patch it up simply because they knew how to and liked Astarion, or it was an accident and felt responsible... and they end up showing Astarion how to sew. I can see a grateful Astarion wanting to make an exception for someone that helped him, that was nice to him and teached him something he needed so much, not knowing how much it will cost him.

Anyway, if you guys have other ideas, I'd love to read them

[live-from-flaturn]

I can't believe KinnPorsche fridged a hedgehog.

Anyway RIP Kuhn Spikes.

[basic-stitch]

Made a pattern by @shitpostsampler ! I changed it to look like my mom's cat since I'm going to give this to her for her birthday (my mom, not the cat).

[lazyhylocereusundatus]

✨JOG, KING✨

As a broke intern with no experience in embroidery and a PhD in making bad decisions (If I ever went through 5 stages of grief 'cos of that butchered logo, no I clearly didn't), I present to you my DIY ghost files beanie!*

*Heavily inspired by @wearewatcher cool ghost files beanie

[musingmelsuinesmelancholy]

The urge to fashion a rosary from Victorian mourning beads

[thready-to-go]

I've hired some art assistants and I'm looking to name them. Above as suggestions for what to call them. Help me name them! And tell me which should be named which!

Below are a photo of them (yes they are forming a union):

[arataka-reigen]

Kinda annoying ngl lol

[queer-coded-camaro-driver]

Finished another Billy-themed project using my cool-tone gradient thread.

Lyrics from The Cars "Tonight She Comes".

[gmabasic]

what fucking drug was i on when i made this abomination