Things That Happen in Pale
There's a quest-giver who is clipping through the floor and ceiling and is pretty much fine with that.
A man pees with such force that he is used as a jetpack by another character.
Heroes are chased by a murderous big-titty corporate executive with a croquet mallet.
There is a dead-serious plot about successfully delivering ice cream cake to a bunch of monsters without spilling any.
There is a very tense scene of the hero being outed to a family she's working with to navigate a giant game board.
A character's bond with a opossum is a deciding factor in a fight.
In an emergency, the main character uses fireflies to pull off a double-jump.
A villain catches the big bad wolf in a magic mirror and sics it on the heroes.
The main character does a magical girl transformation into a mailman.
I misled you, this all happens in one fucking chapter. And that's not even a full list.
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🎶 sick boy, in his faded blue jeans
sick boy, black leather jacket scene
sick-boy, he's always in trouble
with the law don't ya know 🎶
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Silly girl, your heart is a fool
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need to grab modern!coryo’s soft dick like and tap it like a mic going “is this thing on??” only from him to not get it and respond with “uh — babe you good down there?” ‘n prolly jostle my head down onto him a little so he can harden properly in my warm mouth.
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The fairest of them all?
Quick render bcs I've been reading too much from my list like wym Episode Nagi is out? also my charger died lmao
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