#sidon and bitches

[smallandangry24]

To keep up with the trend:

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic:

Honorable Mention: Bruce Wayne

[heavenly96]

Well, so far I'd like to strangle all of them but one:

I'm sorry, are you allergic to me??

Sage? No, no; that's my pickaxe.

Useful. Adorable. Perfect.

I've never questioned the unethical state of shark-fin soup so many times in my life.

[chameleonden]

this hasn’t been made yet right

[kenneduck]

I'm absolutely feral about the whole 'you weigh softly on my heart' phrasing that Sidon uses when he's talking about his feelings for Link and Yona

Like?????

That's so sweet????

I just djjsnsbcksldbhdjakx alsksjajxbsksh

It's great

Brilliant writing and brilliant art, I adore Secret Confessions so much

OMFG THANK YOU! That means so much, honestly! I'm thankful you said that. It helps me be more proud of my writing, which I am incredibly self conscious of when it isn't comedy-based.

Also, damn the yassification of Sidon in my art needs to be studied.

[crowscadence]

I’ve noticed that there are 4 main opinions when it comes to Link and Sidon

Link and Sidon have no romantic feelings for each other

Link and Sidon have those feelings for each other, but because of Sidon’s royal obligations and relationship with Yona it never worked out

Link, Sidon, and Yona are in a polyamorous relationship together, either in a full triangle or Sidon with both Link and Yona

Fuck Yona

[arkaluca]

Save who? Zillo??? dont know her

💕💖😳💖💕

TOTK brainrot in between shrine hunting and searching for a way to wife this mf

[camifornilla]

Someone on TikTok was like “Link can only sleep in beds at an inn or that he owns” to explain how Link and Zelda are a thing and I’m playing the game and it checks out.

HOWEVER! Link can also sleep in Sidon’s Bed! WHICH MEANS! That my man, my husband, the love of my life, Sidon, is a CHEATIN ASS WHORE

So basically, I leave to go dungeon crawling with my homegirl Z; chaos ensues and all but I still managed to walk, climb, fight, and almost die making my way back up to my mans. I clean sludge off the statue we had commissioned of the two of us on our first date only to meet some bitch who’s out here calling herself HIS FIANCÉE??? And this bitch is out here calling my Husband my “best friend” and all this other bullshit!

Anyway! I decide to go find my man to go sort all this nonsense out, and he’s up in this little thinking spot ALSO CALLING ME HIS BEST FRIEND!!! I’ve only been gone, what, a couple days? Maybe a month or two? AND HE FINDS HIMSELF A NEW BITCH?????

I hate it hereeee

[rockingthegraveyard]

My theory for the absence of Teba in the new TotK trailer is the injury he sustained in BotW.

Obviously he made it back but perhaps the injury was more serious and debilitating and is no longer able to fight or maneuver as he once could. Which is why we see Tulin in the trailer instead of his father. 

[frostbite-yinny]

MOM MOM MOM MOM!!!

I made you something :D

[picture of a Yinny plushie with her hand sewed to a Rudolph plushie, as if holding hands]

I'm gonna give it to you soon :D

-@water-pokemon-appreciator

YOU MADE THAT ALL BY YOURSELF????????

[luvevee]

Broke: Sidon's exclusive with Yona and Link's exclusive with Zelda

Woke: polyamory 🎉

[that-scubs]

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

[i-hear-a-sound]

im so fucking hyped to absorb every single spoiler for the new game tomorrow

(obviously won’t spoil it for y’all but. with zelda i take spoilers with fucking pride baby)

[patheticpat]

Sorry (But I’m not), you really thought this was going to stop me?

More for the polycule bitch!

[i-dont-get-cold]

I made a meme

Here, take it

[runicsorceress]

It does not surprise me to learn you would go through with it tbh. You've come out the other side of a lot more and different shit than Amy.

yeah. itd be incredibly immoral but.. depending on the circumstances and my opportunity.. i would do it. would do it here given the opportunity. i even have his ip address.. though i suspect hes moved by now.

i have more important shit to do anyway.

[totalcunt]

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