#simp respectfully

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

Criminal Minds, guest starring The Sunglasses:

PIMP, NEVER SIMP

[punkeropercyjackson]

It's canon that Jason Todd can only be attracted to people who're willing to stand up to him and hates the idea of sex without love and i feel someone needs to tell the DC fandom that

[fuel-me-coffee]

Yk I was pretty neutral about Neuvillette. Like just "oh, he looks cool! teach me your eyeliner techniques, king". But today the update dropped and I hear his voice and see the way he sits and "oh. oh I GET IT NOW-"

[captainleviswifee]

My hierarchy of needs XD

[walrus150915]

Ballister using this machine. That's it that's the post

[bat-luun]

oh em gee not me switching art styles for this drawing for no fucking reason teehee!

[la2yn0va]

Just saw this edit and wanted to ask you which do you like better?

Bof

[only-one-brain-cell]

Pretty Boy™️

[crazy-concubine]

Before the new Watchmen movie comes out I'd like to state for the record that I've BEEN a simp for Rorschach. I was here first.

[soupedepates]

She is so beautiful......................

[dimpletheheck]

First meeting💖🏖

Heres one of my many farmers: Bambi!

I may be a simp, but I am free. (No I'm not lmao plz help)

[deanstightpussy]

God I want this man to do unspeakable things to me

[tekknocowboy]

Your Vlog-ly Pasl simp post ✨✨✨

[nyasmodei]

sigh... this is very unbecoming of me, but...

BARK BARK WOOF BARK GRRR WOOF BARK GRRR WOOF BARK WOOF BARK WOOF BARK BARK‼️

takebayashi–mama will soon turn into takebayashi–grandma if I have a day alone with him (someone's ending up pregnant and it's not me)

(jk he's too gorgeous but that blush toggle should be flat out illegal for the psychic damage received)

(his name spelling out ‘daddi daddi dooor’ is such a dorky pio-chan thing; man I love him) (also, as a lorekick doing business and accountancy, his mfing taxes being part of his lore is so hilarious to me) (doom being characterised as a sexy old man also tickles me, we all love ojisans)

[emotionaldisaster909]

Jesus, it’s literally so TERRIFYING the way Xie Lian says in the coldest voice:

“Ruoye. Go. Strangle.

Pierce through.

Good job.

Now do as you please.”

And the sounds of BLOODSHED, BREAKING BONES AND TEARING FLESH on the background

And those poor soldiers screaming “THERE’S SO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE”

Why do you need a calamity Xie Lian

When you just have Xie Lian.

He already is a calamity on his own.

[witcherislovewitcherislife]

ANNA SHAFFER AND THERICA WILSON-READ HAVE MERCY 🥴😩🥵