#simp wanda

[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: Now they come for my woman? My sweet, defenseless little woman?!

Nat: I’m the Black Widow.

[incorectquoteswlw]

Nat: Wanda, what is the ONE thing I asked you NOT to do tonight?

Wanda: Raise the dead.

Nat: And what did you do?

Wanda: ... Raise the dead.

Kate: And I thought our dynamic was spicy.

Yelena: Our tension was fun. This is ghosts.

[xenocorner]

Small sketch page of some of my marvel blorbos ;; Couldn't fit all of them in it nor had the time but hey I got the itch scratched kinda

[hopelesslygaysstuff]

here's a fun idea: mean!mommy wanda tying you up on your bed and blindfolding you, depriving you of your senses as you wait in anticipation. her long fingers sliding an ice cube over your overheated skin, her pupils dilating with every twitch of your muscles and locked on your squirming form. once you're gasping beneath her, she rests an ice cube in the hollow of your throat, before thrusting her fingers into you with one smooth motion, saying "if that ice cube moves, i stop. be a good girl for me and maybe i'll let you come."

[thescarletwitchsapprentice]

Love Bites (But you don’t mind) (Yandere!Vampire!Wanda Maximoff/Yandere!Vampire Queen!Scarlet Witch x willing!lesbian!simp!female!reader)

*Not my GIF.

Summary: Most people would probably find spending eternity with a vampire-superwitch to be frightening. 

But here’s the thing? You’re not most people. And she is gorgeous.

(CW: Blood, (I mean, it’s a vampire fic so that’s kind of a given) blood-sucking, idk what else, reader being a simp I guess. )

Author’s Note: I’m back, I’m gay, and you simps wanted this and more. Honestly if this keeps up, I might as well make it its own series/category. 

Reader is 18+.

The vampire queen stands over your unconscious body; she hasn’t taken blood yet, but she’s taken a liking to you. Her dark hair flows in the wind that blows throughout her castle.

“Such a sweet little thing,” she sighs as she sits on the edge of the bed next to you. “Fate has finally brought us together, and I won’t let anyone take you from me.”

She brushes a soft hand over your cheek, and you begin to stir. Her heart skips a beat as your eyes flutter open. Wait, this isn’t your bedroom.

“What the...?” you groan. “Where the hell am I?”

“Your new home.”

You look to see probably the most gorgeous woman you’ve ever seen. Your sweet little lesbian heart is pounding as your eyes widen, and it’s not just to let in more light.

“My...huh?”

Wanda smiles as she cups your cheek.

“When I first saw you....you took over my mind and I couldn’t stop thinking about you. I had to have you to myself. Don’t even think about running away. I know the ins and outs of this castle--”

“Wait, wait wait wait.....” You’re confused. “You actually think I want to escape?”

Now she’s the confused one.

“Well....yes. That’s how most people act around a vampire queen superwitch.”

That makes you pause.

“Wait, you’re a vampire queen and a superwitch and you’re gorgeous as hell? Damn, now I never wanna leave!”

She’s at a loss for words as you hug onto her.

“Mommy....” you sigh excitedly. “Oh mommy......please bite me. Take all the blood you want. Fuck it, drain me dry!”

“....Wha...what?”

You tilt your head to one side and point to your exposed neck.

“Right here, my neck and my blood are all yours.”

“...Is this.....is this a joke?”

“Mommy, I would never joke about you taking my blood. Oh wait! Should I eat or drink something to make it sweeter? Do you like fruity blood? I’ve got plenty.”

Wanda laughs in a mixture of shock, endearment, awe.

“Sweet little (y/n), are you serious about not leaving me?”

“Deadass.” There’s no hesitation from you. “You could drain me dry and my last words would be ‘thank you, my queen.’“

Wanda’s face flushes scarlet. 

“You....really want me to drink your blood?”

“Please?” There’s a begging tone on your voice. “My neck is ready!”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes! Please!”

Wanda has to take a moment to recover.

“Do you want me to hypnotize you so you don’t feel the pain?”

“No, please. Just....I wanna feel it.”

That’s....unexpected. But she’s not gonna complain.

“Alright then.” Her voice drops to a low, husky whisper, running a chill down your spine as she gently places her hands on your shoulders. What a sweet, delicate thing you are. Despite you wanting to feel it, she still wants to be gentle. Her fangs grow in and she decides on a halfway point of plunging her fangs right in and slowly biting in. 

You feel the fangs in your neck as she begins to take your blood.

“You have such delicious and sweet blood.” Wanda’s voice purrs in your mind in a low whisper. “The best I’ve ever had; such a delectable blend of fruit. It’s addicting.”

“Take all you wish,” you sigh happily. 

“Oh, sweet girl; I don’t wish to drain you dry, though. I want you as my precious princess; I can’t have you that way if you’re dead, and I can’t drink your blood if you’re a vampire....perhaps I could make you an immortal human.”

Your eyes light up at this idea.

“Yes, yes, please! I wanna spend eternity with you, mommy!”

“Very well....once I finish drinking this delightful blood of yours, I shall make you immortal, my precious (y/n).”

You begin to feel giddy, and you’re not sure if it’s from joy or lightheadedness, but you’re fine with either. Once she removes her fangs, she notices that you look a little pale.

“Oh dear,” she sighs. “It would seem I took too much. Shall we rest together?”

With a sweet, lovestruck smile on your face, you nod, making Wanda giggle.

“What an adorable princess you are.” She conjures up some first-aid supplies and cleans up the bite marks to avoid infection before giving you a large glass of water, helping you drink it before laying you down on the bed. She lays next you, pure love in her eyes.

“I can’t wait to spend eternity with you, sweet (y/n).”

She brings you close, causing you to snuggle up with her. Are you never gonna get to see the outside world again? Probably not. But hey, you have a loving vampire queen/superwitch girlfriend, so the way you see it....

Eternity just got a million times better.

[sytoran]

yall i am this close to losing my fucking shit

[hauntingblue]

Oden is winning the bad bitch competition jesus

[dazzlinglybitter]

I really am a sucker for a villain with a red pointy crown that let's love take them too far, aren't I?

[whereianonymouslypostfics]

Omg what is wanda doing 😭

-simp anon

Oh she's fucking up in all kind of ways😈

[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: I miss us. We used to spend so much time together. What happened? Have we really fallen out of love?

Nat: I take a nap without you ONE TIME-

[scarletblink]

I know it's not possible but if Elizabeth Olsen asked me to lay eggs like a chicken I would still try 😭

[namorian]

The moment I start seeing mcu namor fans calling comic namor white as a way of hyping up mcu namor is the moment my atrocities begin

[thescarletwitchsapprentice]

Imagine: The Scarlet Witch thought you’d be scared when you woke up in her castle. Keyword: thought. (Yandere!Dark?Wanda Maximoff/Yandere!Dark?Scarlet Witch x female!lesbian!simp!reader)

*Not my GIF.

(CW: Reader is down bad for powerful witches, reader calls Wanda mommy several times, mentions of being stepped on, mentions of being turned on, mentions of the clothes coming off, mentions of sexy times, mentions of handcuffs, praise, hinting at sexy stuff, but nothing explicit)

Author’s Note: Based on the notes I see on my Yandere/Dark Wanda/Scarlet Witch things, I decided to make one for you lesbian Wanda simps.

Sitting on the edge of the bed, the Scarlet Witch watches over you, waiting for the moment you awaken, tracing the outline of your face as her heart pounds with twisted love. Finally, after all this time, she has you, the one she’s been following for months. And now you’re all hers.

Suddenly you begin to stir and her heart beats even quicker as she smiles. You open your eyes and gasp when you see her.

“Welcome home, my love,” she tells you gently. “Finally.....after all this time...”

She caresses the side of your face.

“I’ve waited for this day for so long, and now it’s here. You’re all mine. Don’t even think of trying to escape--”

“Why would I ever try to escape? This is a dream come true,” you scoff excitedly.

This causes Wanda to blink in confusion.

“Wait....is this real life?” you ask. “Like....am I awake?”

“Um....y-yes...” she stammers.

Your eyes light up as your sapphic heart beats in maximum 

GAY.

“Oh my God. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?”

This....is completely unexpected.

“Wha....what is this?”

“So what do you want me to be?” you ask quickly and excitedly. “Do you need a rug? A stepstool? Do you need a dog? I can bark. I can also meow if you’d prefer a cat.”

“A....a what? Why a rug? A stepstool?”

“Mommy Wanda, you have no idea how much I want you to step on me.”

Her confusion turns into anger, thinking you’re mocking her. She grabs you by the collar of your shirt and pulls you close.

“What are you playing at?!” she hisses, her eyes glowing red.

“....Well mark me down as terrified and turned-on.”

“Don’t lie to me! You’re just trying to make me think you love me so that I’ll drop my guard.”

“No, I’m dead serious, mommy,” you pant. “I’ve waited for a day like this for over two years.”

Her anger turns back to confusion.

“How...how are you not afraid of me?”

“Oh, I’m definitely afraid of you, at least when you’re angry; at the same time, I’m down so fucking bad for you. Like, powerful women are....mm! Perfection! You could throw me across the room, drag me through Legos, and bite my ear off.....and I would say thank you a thousand times over. And that’s the absolute truth.”

She’s stunned in silence for a few moments.

“.....Darling....you have issues....” she chuckles in surprise. “And that’s coming from me.”

“Listen, right now my only issue is that you’re not on top of me right now, mommy. Do you want me to take my clothes off right now?”

Hearing this she blushes, a little smile on her face.

“I mean, we don’t have to get into the sexy times right now,” you assure her. “We could bake together and cuddle up and watch sitcoms instead.”

Wanda giggles, becoming shy and sweet again and nodding.

“I would like that very much, sweetheart.”

She leans in and gives you a kiss on the cheek before taking ahold of your hand.

“Come, darling,” she smiles. “I have an amazing chocolate cake recipe we can try together.”

“That sounds amazing.” You sound just as lovestruck.

You lean in and whisper

“But when the sexy times do happen, I quite like handcuffs and being praised.”

Wanda giggles again.

“I’ll keep that in mind......”

She also leans in and whispers right into your ear.

“....my good girl.”

before giving you a sweet peck on the cheek.

You bite your lips, blushing a deep scarlet and returning the peck as your heart races.

“The sweet side of you gets me too,” you gasp amorously. “I just.....I want all of you.”

Wanda’s never blushed a deeper scarlet in her whole life than she has in the past five minutes.

“So when are we getting married?” you ask excitedly.

Once again Wanda giggles.

“We’ll get to that eventually. Now come along, my good girl. We have a chocolate cake to bake.”

[thecryptidwizard]

My

My first thought when I saw the pink and green pillows was Cosmo and Wanda-

The way that I didn't even think about that--

[honey-sweet-hiraeth]

Hi everyone 😅

Just making a little post about my Tag change

You all used to know me as silver-lotus and it's now been changed! I am from this moment on as honey-sweet-hiraeth

This is going to (hopefully) be a bit of a new era for me.

In reality I just needed a change. Cutting my hair didn't work this time and I really can't afford a tattoo right now so- my blog is getting a renovation of sorts I guess.

I love you all and I hope this little change will only be the beginning of something new and fun.

-Lou 🧡