#sir What Are You Up To.

[shadeswift99]

Bigb's Doing It Again. Compilation of every instance of Bigb Doing It Again in episode 2:

His secret scroll turned up red again

He lied to Cleo about there being pigs in the mesa for Absolutely No Reason

Side detail, this lie was overlayed with the Among Us round start sound

He's also freaking out Grian again but that hardly counts, that's just fun to do

Equipped his shield and pulled out his sword when Joel showed up (?????)

The weirdness dropped off noticably after he completed his task (although that might have just been because he was busy with less Bigb Specific weirdness). I'm not convinced that there really is no "Boogeyman" this season. Bigb. Bigb. What are you doing.

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[sualne]

Old and new gifts.

(timeline)

[cozylittleartblog]

valentines newsletter ???? ?? HELLO ???????? ?????? ? ????

[theloveinc]

sugar daddy Bakugo is so funny b/c if he's paying your tuition he's getting mad if you don't go to class

[crystallizsch]

finding out from two different voice lines from two different cards that jamil practices dance moves that he finds is two too many for me not to go 🤨🤨🤨

here are the voice lines in question -

Luxe Couture:

Club Wear:

(thank you to mysteryshoptls for the translations!)

[autismsupersoldier]

this tale ends by daniil, with the intention to prank, leading vlad jr to the edge of town and telling him they bury all post-op tits here. later that night vlad jr begins digging underground for what he later explains as a Scientific Curiosity. a third outbreak happens

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 268

Fright Knight sighs, running a clawed hand through his hair in an attempt to stop the flames from flickering into being. It had been far too long since he had taken a human-ish form. His human-ish form. Ugh. He didn’t exactly care for his human form after so long as a ghost, but needs must he supposed. 

Especially with the whole, we’re going to punch a backdoor into the literal daycare part of the Infinite Realms and be surprised when literal toddlers go exploring. 

Well, at least it got him off of guard duty for a bit, which was relieving. Not that he didn’t love the darkness, but it got boring in the shadow of his sword for literal centuries with nothing else happening. He was a warrior for Realm’s sake! Borderline an Ancient in both power and age! He wasn’t meant to stay so still for so long. 

So while ghostling wrangling wasn’t exactly in his area of expertise, he could definitely gather them back up to the Realms. And deal with the curs who had decided to attack literal babies. 

The Daycare area was already understaffed due to just how large it was, and the one in charge of this section had practically sobbed to the Council (In another world they would have been put on hold for a century in line for their concerns, and then more once a Sarcophagus was opened, but they had told the other ghosts in distress, causing others to let them go up in said line) how they were almost certain they had felt at least one core form Outside the realms thanks to the breach. 

Which had understandably put everyone at an uproar. 

So here he was slipping between shadows to do reconnaissance and take stock of if any Ghostlings had left the city. And gently scruffing those he comes across in exasperation because what are you doing, ghostling? Look at the mess, what would your caretaker say? 

[astrozure]

🦌

[cringefaildiaz]

sorry the idea of Bobby's cop wife going "we're done with this investigation, its not going anywhere" and Bobby turning around and recruiting his pseudo-son/subordinate and his boyfriend who is also Bobby's subordinate to go undercover for him in this completely unofficial investigation is wildly hilarious

[karkatbug]

@davekatweek Day 7: Beginnings

oh my god they were roommates

[dalekinapaintedparadise]

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

I think one of my favourite parts about the locked tombs worldbuilding is that an impressive amount of its holes can be explained by going "yeah John was just kinda being weird here" like.

Why doesn't everyone just use guns??? Why is there a space monarchy??? Why didn't ANYONE figure out how to make paper??? Are there cows??? why are we using human leather, John you can FAMOULSY do necromancy on cows SO WHY HUMAN LEATHER?? It's been 10000 years since the whole nuclear disaster, surely by now one could have cleaned up earth, maybe even reversed climate change using their absurd god like powers??? We know that John's magic goes further than what we've been shown, he made (admittedly fucked up) flowers grow before, he can keep the sun running, HE CAN CONTROL THE COWS, even Abigail says that there could be branches of spirit magic we don't even know about yet just because nobody was given the chance to research them like.

John Gaius you stupid motherfucker ARE YOU EVEN A NECROMANCER OR DID YOU NOT BOTHER TO CHECK IF YOU CAN DO MORE???

[quick-catton]

"the funeral of saltburn" "our last goodbye" i'm swerving into oncoming traffic

[sneakyboymerlin]

Gwaine is absolutely choosing Merlin over Arthur in any scenario, “treasonous” or not. Like, Gwaine wasn’t even choosing between the two of them in the Perilous Lands and he was still like “I just want you to know that I’m here for you, not him.” Gaius was literally accused of sorcery and high treason but Gwaine still showed for Merlin and trusted his every word despite the apparent evidence. This man is ride or die for Merlin and you have to respect it. You have to or I’m stealing all your Halloween candy.

[thottybrucewayne]

What irks me about the "vote blue no matter who" crowd is that they think people who either aren't voting in protest or voting or a separate party are just silly idealists who don't know any better but like...are yall not the same people trying to convince people dissatisfied with the genocide president that if we vote for him hard enough he'll stop funding a genocide?????

Is that not a silly as fuck pie in the sky scenario???