#slamming my fist into the ground

[meat-wentz]

X

OH THIS IS DOING DAMAGE TO ME TONIGHT

[pigswithwings]

whatever. huge giant machine that holds you up to it. big old machine that is so warm because of its energy output, big old machine whose fans seem like lungs inhaling and exhaling over you. tall as fuck machine (whose metal plating seems less like casing and more like a building) holding you in its wires. a light that could blind you, dimming itself down to 20%. a low, deep humming.

[moxymaxing]

if you give a fish a family

[jelliships]

hugs from your f/o, but like long tender soft hugs.. the ones where they hold you tight and inhale and exhale reaaaaaal slow… run their hands up and down your back.. tracing their fingers along the curves of your spine..

[sharenalovemail]

do you understand. do you understand. do you understand. do you understand. do y

[theslowesthnery]

the world has progressed past the need for negative minotaur portrayals/interpretations

[enden-k]

NO

NO NO NO NO NO AWAY AWAYYYYY

[malewifeph1lza]

his little girl

[terezicaptor]

Tubbo played honey by derivakat on stream today and I just imagined qtubbo changing the line so it's "Sweet like Sunny on a summer day"... oughh

[shrimper]

PLS TALK ABOUT DUNMESHI GHOST TRICK AU!!!

YAAAY WELL!! IF YOU INSIST!!

so briefly to discuss the main roles. chilchuck is yomiel, izutsumi is sissel, laois is lynne, falin is the equivalent of kamilla and marcille takes on the role of missile ! (thus, marcille is also ray, && i’ll elaborate on this later)

the plot is similar to ghost trick!! (…kinda) (not really)

brief plot overview!! it happens in a similar enough universe to ghost trick, but the races from dungeon meshi pass over . i don’t think there will be a dungeon but don’t quote me on that one

but Anyway um. yeah chilchuck got divorced by his wife and it was BAD his wife took the house took the kids he was SO fucked. he dropped out of his job (which was…ummm. engineering maybe, if not rogue ?) and entered a spiral of depression > drink to feel better > hangover > depression. he was quickly gaining an addiction . LUCKILY FOR HIM he had a bit more sense than his dunmeshi counterpart — enough to recognise that his reliance on alcohol was a Bad Thing — so, in order to Recover (or at least replace it with something) he adopted a cat ‼️ he named her izutsumi and they became best friends, especially since it was likely chilchuck wasn’t going to live much longer after she died (half foot lifespans)

a few months into this he was falsely accused of armed robbery . he already had a pretty bad reputation around the area for being somewhat of a lousy guy, so he was taken into questioning and then. yeah whatever happened with yomiel 👍 temsik meteor, holding lynne (or in this case laios) hostage, etc etc

you know how this goes . chilchuck got revenge on the officers who cornered him && now senshi is in prsion . yeag . he (senshi) had two wards under his care, who were laios and falin. they all also shared an apartment with falins VERY close friend marcille who was very intelligent but not wise at all !

the first loop happens, and marcille got stuck there but sticks with it in the hopes of saving falin (…why? what happened to falin. can anyone hear me the number of plot holes in my own au are astounding). she eventually took the form of a log with a small sprout at the end of it (a reference to her staff) . she calls herself ‘bud’ !

you know the rest. izutsumi wakes up, sees chilchucks body & assumes it is hers and continues on without knowing how to read. etc etc .

“what about the characters you haven’t mentioned?” i’m working on it 😭!! i’m thinking senshi is jowd, Maybe (if not obvious by the story overview). kiki is inspector cabanela, maybe, and namari and kaka are her Right Hand Detectives(TM) with varying amounts of respect for her (playful sibling rivalry vs. kikimari perhaps?), but that does leave the issue of ‘why does senshi know kiki???? hwhuh’. shirou is the justice minister, maybe??? inutade is also here in the form of a dobermann i think. somewhere . inutade izutsumi best friends every universe

[sunsetcorvid]

Who's your favorite regulator character?

man idk it's really hard to choose

[nuctua-larc]

NANNAAAAAAA

[sweatandwoe]

every time I play and watch BG3 I go insane about the writing a lil bit

[evanatsuhi]

doomed by the narrative not because of the plot but because theyre a female character in a gacha game that revolves around making sure all the characters love the player for the sake of gacha sales

[meownotgood]

i love the idea of aki being really strong without seeming like it especially because of his uniform. manhandling or carrying someone with ease and not breaking a sweat. you never really pay too much attention to it until he rolls up his sleeves and you see his forearms or hands. im drooling.

he definitely doesn't look like it. even when he's out of uniform, he's on the leaner side, he isn't crazy muscular. but aki is a lot stronger than he appears, much more than anyone gives him credit for.

dont forget that he regularly beats up guys from division 2 in boxing matches without even trying... he's really quite tough....

[bigprettygothgf]

this is still one of the funniest screenshots on the whole site

the fact that i literally cant see this reply bc. well im blocked