#smucker's uncrustables

[masoncarr2244]

[buckynats]

Your gay uncles from brunch are terrorizing manhattan

[limeanura]

I had a dream last night that I no longer had celiacs disease and I ate a Smuckers uncrustable PBJ. That's it, that was the whole dream.

[everlune-evotide]

[sourlemonsprout]

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How the boys prefer their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

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Seth likes a nice loaf of oatnut bread with Jif's extra crunchy peanut butter. If he can get his hands on some of Smucker's apple cider butter, he's a happy man, but he'll settle with the classic Smucker's Concord grape jelly any day. If he's feeling a little fancy, he might toast the bread and cut the sandwich diagonally. Omg wouldn't it be funny if Seth bought Dave's Killer Bread?

Charlie gives off the kinda vibe where he would devour white bread and Skippy's creamy peanut butter. If he's not horkin' down a PB with no J, he's happily eating an Uncrustable. Strawberry is definitely his favorite flavor, but the PB honey one is not far behind.(He got used to it because that's the only flavor AL and Seth would give him back in the day)

Alphonse used to use plain white bread, but after he started dating Boo, he switched to try and be healthier (he won't go 100% whole grain but progress is progress). Other than that, he's not too picky, he likes creamy peanut butter with a Raspberry preserve, but he puts so much on you could barely swallow due to the shear amount of peanut butter. Additionally, I can't shake the feeling that he would've used, or at the very least tried Goober (the peanut butter and jelly mixed in a jar).

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[my-gender-is]

My gender is the fact that Smuckers uncrustables is a ravioli

And lasagna is a cake.

[femmeidiot]

the announcers just said Caitlin Clark is a big fan of smuckers uncrustables I think?? Girl me too she ain't special

[cryptotheism]

Occult implications of a smuckers uncrustable sandwich?

None, as far as I'm aware, Smuckers Uncrustsble Sandwiches we're not designed with esoteric intent.

[masoncarr2244]

[goomybearz]

one smucker's uncrustable and 6 balls of chocolate won't pay the rent

[still-gathering-roses]

"fuck it, we ball" i mutter to myself at 7:30am as i add a smuckers uncrustable to my professional grownup lunchbox for the day

[patchworkmelody]

either ravioli is a sandwich OR a smuckers uncrustable is a ravioli whichever makes you more uncomfortable

[seraphtrevs]

I dreamed I hired a sexual fantasy coordinator (a normal thing in this dream universe) and he scheduled some sexy encounters for me. One was a lesbian couple who showed up to ravish me, but before the sex started they organized my fridge, and one of them took the Smucker's Uncrustables out of the freezer and put them in the cabinet. And I was like "Umm I know it's weird but those actually belong in the freezer." And she was like "these are sandwiches - they belong in your cupboard." And we argued back and forth until I gave up. I still had sex with them but the whole time I was anxious to get it over with so i could put the sandwiches back before they thawed.

[cyarsk5230]

In 2000, Uncrustables were introduced in grocery stores under the Smuckers brand name

[stepfordgoth]

Had a lot of dreams this morning. Mainly - Smuckers released a snack food that's just their version of a pickle in a pouch but the packaging was very clearly the same packaging as an uncrustable but all the text on the bag was gone except for MILKO PEEPEE (apparently what they named their product) in big letters and, of course, the bag contained just a pickle and pickle juice.

[spicyhamsamson]

Sequel to smuckers uncrustable fake hamburger patty prank: Mayo in the vanilla ice cream container