#snoogins

[woofleskun]

So that View Askewniverse

[davidapringle]

#conthrowback #jaymewes #jayandsilentbob #clitcommander you better put that $15 bucks in his hand little man. #snoothiebootchies #snoogins https://www.instagram.com/p/CpImVD3JNEJ-Go7szhvUVVBYorb0G_S38Hov-U0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jadedsundragon]

So I've been mocking things up and

Some traditional art doodles in the pages of my script

[lesbopallascat]

skizzisms list bc i felt like making a list (still adding on regularly so make sure to check og post if youre using this as a reference or something)

boat -> butt

okay? -> mmguh

flak -> static

DNR -> dinner roll

super dupe pooper scoop

get out of here you piece of JUNK!!!!!

[movie/song/tv show reference] whats that from 😏☺️

singing randomly

ooohuhuhu….ooo…

wuoh

nooch!

nooch. snoogins.

hup + bop (note that bop is mostly an impulseism but skizz has picked it up too)

you can bop if you so choose

saying single words/short sentences in a very abrupt way sometimes

jerk!

nicknames! eg: dipple dop, (tango) top, etc

mister doctor professor [name]

yeah babyy!

(high pitched voice effect) kevin bubbles malone refrigerator jimmy madeye dugan mug

messing with his poker chips while he talks

you’re amazing!

hungy dungy wungy chunky monkey

not an -ism but definitely a skizz thing: skompass (skizzleman compass) aka single blocks with torches on them that act like a breadcrumb trail

do/say x with my/your face

alriiight!

come on cletus

that’s what i’m talking about or that’s what i’m talking aboot

that’s for true

ah poopy :(

stop messing around (after messing around himself)

not really as common i think but sometimes he’ll put something in basic terms, and then say some variation of “but let me explain”/“what I mean by that is”/etc. (e.g. “Tango…you are such a perfectionist, but let me expand on this:…” in this stream)

there’s your thumbnail!

do you Need to take a Poopy. (phasmo)

(to the tune of “when the moon hits your eye…”) THAT’s moroiii (phasmo)

prreow. brrow (meowing. kind of.)

CRIT!!!!!!

makinabaaaabyyy

hi. how you doin'.

calling wardens "warden g"

you're amazing!

what's up!!

Ghoulie ghosty come out to play

(mimicking grian using the spirit box) are you heeyah

___ for a tick

you're not watching

im gonna leave that/leave it! (when he holds back on the opportunity to make a dirty joke)

___ is top shelf

combining two sentences into one longer sentence by just removing the pause for a period and continuing in the same cadence

sometimes will interject "oh" in a fully different tone at the end of a sentence. i have yet to figure out the pattern for it if there is one

Additions from notes:

random sounds while thinking (ex: lethr lethr lethr lethr)

What’s that gonna do?

great question newman!

in addition to “what’s that from”, Name it!

homie buddeh

“The Skizz”

HUYEAYUH/making faces along with that and other stream sfx

thats the first time in human history anyone has said that

in addition to you can bop if you so choose, singing the actual you can bop if you want to safety dance parody

mmmbye

(fns) you’re legit/are you legit?

(fns) come on knock on our doooor we’ll be waitin’ for youuu (in vc to bug the imposter) (part of the random singing point)

(fns) ope! crewmate again!

(fns) make-sure-to-eat-fruit (doing simon says)

DANGIIIIIT

what im gonnna dooo….

num-a-nums

well i Did/Am.

show me [item] salad!

the face he makes where his eyes go really wide and he tucks his chin in and stares

calling people he finds cool "cats"

referring to his face as his handsome mug

will sometimes not actually make his point yet before adding "you know what i mean?" as if there was a meaning to be had

claims he would never do something to someone that they did to him, despite the fact that he had or would do exactly that

lmk if i missed anything and i can add it Smile emoji

[theworstbiscet]

The deadliest prey

Watch out he might snoogin!

[umsoheyaurora]

The Robot Bussy from the Days of Futures Past known as The AuroraS in conjunction with a coven of narcissitic slots figured out that some witch at Andrews Airforce base was behind an inane but deadly plot to use the meteor landing as a signal to her dogs with bees that shoot out of their mouth and also start a nuclear winter scorching the sky in a futile attempt to bring to life a giant Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man and Godzilla through a secret dark Portal to NeverNeverland and H-E-🏒🏑 to earth and a hoard of misanthropic slothful methaddled psychopaths, but the cuttlefish incels were coming from inside the house. And the rest of you get to edge for as long as you can hold out….minimum 18 days…..if you mess up ya gotta try again. No cummies or pissies or shitties or knotty kitty chicken or other species play till the EdgeLord gets married to his Freaks of the Weak loophole because my love is like a roller coaster: Blumpkins except that never-was my Child Like Empress and the Aurora and the rest of the True Believer Crew (not in reference to my championship Fantasy Football Team <insertrunningpersonal+DJLove To’stally.exe>. Snoogins. S&Gs + G&S Sinners & Gods + Giggles and shits and show me your SNPs 🥑🍆🥑CRISPR Cas9 EndoNuclease. Dont cut my genome and call it Genetic Engineering….also I’m sure the whole Mosquito swarm that was sent out was just Robots put there by the literally the Freakin Greatest Thing(s) in the entirety of all that is and all that isnt.

Achievement Unlocked

Challenge Accepted

<insert glove slap gif with Simpsons comic sans saying I Demand Satisfaction….Good Day Sirs and Sexy Spider Chicas.

If someone needs teachin why dont you get Taught and Air Tite

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[goodbyeehorsess]

It's been a while dudes....

[hangarcat]

The one, the only @jaymewes! The name among names! This Expo has been a big Clerks meet and the 90s kid in me couldn’t be happier! #snoogins #jayandsilentbob #clerks #calgaryexpo (at Calgary, Alberta) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcwWg-tJDPh/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[some--nobodies]

@thatkevinsmith loves Lovecraft Country and Raised by Wolves!! Kevin Smith is headed to New Jersey this week for the opening of his latest Mooby's pop-up as well as the Jay & Silent Bob Get Old 10th-anniversary event. However, he's taking some time before his travels to catch up on HBO content. The director known for Clerks, Mallrats, and more has been hyping up shows such as Lovecraft Country and Raised By Wolves. He also got excited about the placement of Clerks on HBO Max. You can check out some of the posts below... “Who knew a story about androids could be so emotional? I am in LOVE with and fascinated by the new @hbomax series @RaisedWolvesMAX! Easily in my sci-fi top 10 already. Aaron Guzikowski is a genius, and this Ridley Scott kid could go places,” Smith wrote. “It seems like I’m on the @HBO payroll (I’m not), but the brilliant @LovecraftHBO is to horror what @RaisedWolvesMAX is to sci-fi! @MishaGreen is telling tales I’ve never seen before and I’m enthralled by this show each week! @jurneesmollett and the entire cast deserve many Emmys,” he added. “I was scrolling through @hbomax and discovered that not only is CLERKS available in a 90’s Throwback section, it’s also situated beside one of *my* favorite 90’s films, HOUSE PARTY! Dante and Randal and Kid and Play right next door to each other. This would blow young Kev’s mind,” Smith posted. To see/hear more, visit: www.somenobodies.com - To support the show(s), visit: www.patreon.com/somenobodies - #podcasts #pod #logodesigner #logodesigns #logo #somenobodies #podcastpodcast #new #coverart #snoochie #reviews #review #instagood #needfollowers #instagood #instadaily #daily #snoogins #newjersey #kevinsmith #new #newpod #hi #today #podcast  (at Boulder County, Colorado) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFPBkb3JPEn/?igshid=1pvv3obm27r5k

[mikeweasy]

"A Jay and Silent Bob movie??? Who would pay to see that??" #jayandsilentbobreboot #lol #snoogins #viewaskewniverse https://www.instagram.com/p/B3qVQcUF0FAdWNw418v31hOKcB30v2N6DFvyS80/?igshid=y71y4fjewutb

[davidapringle]

#kevinsmith #jaymewes #jayandsilentbob #snoogins #snoochieboochies https://www.instagram.com/p/CJAZ9HHjvfHvGt2aMiU1JFThYyuIYnuceH2qqA0/?igshid=1jywvxpmok5os

[ronniemarkellpodcast]

On this day August 5, two years ago Markell and myself participated in @thatkevinsmith Guinness Book of World Record event at @jayandsilentbobstash where he had the largest amount of @jayandsilentbob cosplayers crammed into the streets of Red Bank, NJ. It was a blast and Will always remember it. Happy Monday everyone!! #jayandsilentbob #jayandsilentbobstrikeback #jayandsilentbobreboot #kevinsmith #jasonmewes #harleyquinnsmith #newjersey #mackdaddiesofjersey #comics #tv #film #popculture #nerdlife #fatmanbeyond #snoogins https://www.instagram.com/p/B0yynh0gByR/?igshid=1gfs9jsxji9zt

[jamaalthebarbarian]

(Harley Gold)

New beat up for lease, $15.

[murder-party]

Hanging with @thatkevinsmith and @jaymewes tonight @20monroelive no big deal. 😵 #kevinsmith #jasonmewes #jayandsilentbob #jayandsilentbobgetold #lol #comedy #podcast #clerks #dogma #chasingamy #snoogins (at 20 Monroe Live)

[gottastaychai]

Jersey Boys 404 show their support #snoogins

[pleasecontinuethestory]

What a plot twist.

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