Have two short fics for your Monday.
(CW: Character Death)
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Some silly headcanons that I don't really have anywhere else to talk about;
★ (My) Vash has big doofy ears and thick ass eyebrows and his nose is real sharp. (They show up sometimes in the manga, but not as consistently as I would like, tbh.) He's often referred to as a 'pretty boy'- and he is! But his proportions are kinda weird all over his body, with his too-long limbs and canines that are a little sharper than they should be, if you look close enough.
★ Vash's body runs warm constantly as a side effect of being a Plant. It doesn't do so as much any more; when he was at 'full battery', so to speak, his body temperature was a lot higher. It's still warmer than average nowadays, but significantly cooler than before. That being said, despite his internal temperature, the heat of the desert hardly affected him more than it would a normal human.
★ His body also kind of- hums? For lack of a better word. Not audibly, but physically-- touching his skin can feel like a little electric current, like the vague sense of putting on clothes that will shock you later in the day. This has also become significantly weaker over time.
★ Vash's skin is highly resistant to sun damage; it's why he remains relatively pale despite living on a literal desert planet and why he has so few blemishes that aren't the scars beneath his coat. He has a flawless complexion and honestly I'm jealous of him.
★ Vash's body is highly immune to infections from injuries, just as it's adept at expediting the healing process when he's been injured. He's still a huge baby about getting sick from things like a cold, though.
★ Despite his outlandish appetite, he can go for a longer period of time without any food than a human would be able to.
★ His eyes glow a little in the dark, like when the light bounces off a cat's eyes.
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you have any eddie headcanons?
ohh um a few. Mostly to do with Eddie’s backstory.
— His mom passed away from cancer when he was 12. His uncle wayne is his mom's brother. Wayne never liked his sister marrying Eddie's father.
— the rings were Eddie's moms, he had a fascination with them as a kid seeing them in her jewelry box. he took them before his dad could pawn them.
- his dad was incarcerated for theft and burglary when Eddie was starting 12th grade (‘84). mostly from stealing cars from neighbouring towns. His dad wasn’t around much
- Eddie started wearing the rings after his dad went to prison.
- he knew he was different when all his friends were chasing girls and he just wanted to practice playing the guitar cause it was cool.
- he failed to graduate because kids were bullying him for his dad being in prison and being different than anyone else. Doing well in school was the last thing one his mind,
- he’s actually pretty talented at drawing and all his tattoo’s are actually drawn by him.
- The guy who tattoo’d him he met during summer ‘85 at a dnd tournament in Illinois. The guy was Eddie’s first ever kiss and part of the reason Eddie failed his senior year again because he kept commuting to see his boyfriend in another state.
- DND guy had a freak out one day because his friends noticed this guy kept seeing him. Ended up breaking up with Eddie over the phone.
- Eddie drew the hellfire logo with the rage he felt from that convo. Started his 3rd go at trying to graduate. Met Mike, Dustin and Lucas a week into the new school year. Them all worshiping how cool he was he forgot all about dnd guy.
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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