#so she gotta quote it

[werspinna]

The baker stirs awake, eyes slowly opening. He feels someone in his arms, head turning to his guest. His eyes widened seeing the alchemist, a blush forming on his face. He replays the night in his head as a hand covers his red face. NOt helped by the look on Wolf's face as a bashful chuckle escapes his lips. "Am I blushing? I'm blushing aren't I?"

PROMPTS FOR THE MORNING AFTER !

Back in he convent the morning was never quiet- there were the hasty noise of steps on the corridor from the nun running into the chapel for the morningprayer, there were the busy clattering of pots and dishes from the kitchen when the breakfast was prepared, there were the loud noises of the children who- beside the fact that everyone in the convent was orderd to be silent- were herded like a flock of chattering geese to the refectory for a quick breakfast so they could go to their first lessons as soon as the nuns had finsihed their prayers. Here however the morning was almost quiet, there was Chris breathing changing its quiet tact when he stirred awake and the distant echo of vehicles on the streets that were as tiered as their drivers, yet at this hour of the morining were the light was still grey, almost white, it was so strangely quiet that it had woken Wolf who was so used to the loudness of the convent in the morning that she was suddenly alarmed and alerted, up. Chris reaction and words made her laugh in all good humor and the young woman propped herself up on one elbow. The pale light falling into the room drew soft shadows on the amused smile on her face. Still laughing she took the man bigger hand in her scarred ones, pulled it gently from his face and kissed his knuckles, humming so lightly her breath stroked soft like a veil over his skin: "...Wol mich der stunde, daz ich ihn erkande, diu mir den lîp und den muot hât betwungen. Sît deich die sinne sô gar an ihn wande, der er mich hât mit eein güete verdrungen. Daz ich gescheiden von ihn niht enkan, daz hât ihn schœne und ihn güete gemachet, und ihn rôter munt, der sô lieplîchen lachet." The young woman grey eyes flicked up to Chris, squinting in a smile that was only a little wolfish, only a little impish, only a little sly as she chirped as innocently as she was definitive not: "As the bard sung so nicely- no need to be afraid of blushing red when this is when people are the most beautiful. I for one -" She breathed another kiss on the mans knuckles, this time however looking directly at him and with a knowing smile curling around the scarred corner of her mouth. Gently, softly, tenderly she lead his hand to herself, to her neck, to her bare shoulder, down to one of her breasts: "-am so very nicely bewitched by that pretty colour on your face, not gonna lie, not lying at all. You sure are the most beautiful when you are blushing."

This was the exact moment when the dimensional-traveling-watch that Wolf had put on the dresser beside Chris bed started to beep and blink like an angry firefly and for a second, just a second there was a irritated scowl crumbling Wolfs poxscarred face into a annoyed grimace. Then the second ended, the mask found its way back to her face, and a amused little laughed escaped the young womans mouth as she fell back on her back in the bed, stretching her arms up as if she was a sleepy cat in the sunlight. She reached up, stroking a finger over the mans cheek gently: "Ah, the Multiverse wants me back, it seems. No nice pause for me, no, never a nice pause for me, not at all. It is not the nice way, not at all, not nice really, but would it be okay if you eat your breakfast without me, Muuske?" [ @bewitchingbaker ]

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

I wanna hear about your AUs!

So, I really love Swap AU’s—they always seem really fun, and a bit ago, I finally thought of one. Although, I don’t have everything for it—I’m still working on them all.

The basic idea for this one is that Swap!Cassie is at the Pizza Plex (not set during Ruin, she just takes Gregory’s role), and as you’d imagine, there’s trouble... but who will help her?

All of the animatronics are under the affects of the virus, and going after her. The only exception still being Swap!Sun, but, anyways—that’s where Swap!Glitchtrap comes into the AU.

Eventually finding Swap!Cassie, he decides to go and help/protect her—alongside Swap!Vanny helping out with that, too. So she’s got them to help her now, at least.

Due to being a Swap!AU, I guess the one causing all of the stuff would be some sort of version of Henry? I’m unsure if he’d have someone with him, though. I do have a few ideas, though.

A part of me wants to have Dr. Rabbit here somehow. Either Swap!Dr. Rabbit is also helping Cassie out with the other two, or, despite being a swap... he’s not working with them—instead, working under Swap!Henry.

Or I might just not have him at all—could be Swap!Glitchtrap & Swap!Vanny helping her out, while, if Swap!Henry has someone with him... it could just be, like, Beta Tester Jeremy or something.

So... yeah- just a Swap AU where Glitchtrap (and Vanny) help out Cassie.

[caitlynmeow]

Teacher: your daughter was in a fight today

Wife: that's terrible, we are sorr-

Cassandra: did she win?

lmao ofc Wife is concerned and Cass is there encouraging violence because damn right her kids are winning any fights they get involved in she ain't raising any weaklings!

[ripstefan]

“ i live with this burning hunger inside of me that allows me to stay in control ... but what do i have to show for it ? [ ... ] what's the point in being good ? ” ©

[skrunksthatwunk]

ok soooo im like 5 episodes into dear brother and i need you guys to know how much i love rei so far if only for her staggering around like a rain-soaked stray dog just haggard and unseeing all the time. like we know very little about her thus far except that every scene she's in she steals the show by flopping and wilting all over the frame

[gadmiral-thrawn]

I never thought i would ever hate a jedi but C'baoth just pisses me off so bad i literally want to chuck a garbage can at him. Y r u so mean. To like everyone. Like y u gotta be like that to everyone. Like fuck u bro ima chuck u down a reacter shaft vader style. Its literally indirectly his fault 50,000 people died.

[ravlykpavlyk]

Neil: The main problem of being a real person is that I have to deal with all the consequences of my fucking actions.

Neil: That's a lot of consequences.

Neil: Maybe I should just kill someone again?

Neil's project partner: You know what? I think I can finish it myself.

[sexynetra]

Graphic Design is my Passion

[pink-anonymous-person]

thank you again incorrect quotes generator for the idea 🤝

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF PRIORITY: TUCHANKA (PART 1)

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Urdnot Wrex, and Urdnot Bakara With: Dr. Mordin Solus, Primarch Adrien Victus, Dalatrass Linron, Urdnot Wreav, and Comm. Specialist Samantha Traynor This will be the defining moment of Krogan history... Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

[accio-sabrina]

Johanna: I dare you-

Peeta: Katniss isn't allowed to take dares.

Johanna: Why not?

Katniss, head bowed: I have no regards for my personal safety.

[harringroveera]

El: Yeah I don’t need to know about that you keep that to yourself

[getyinyusedtoit]

feeling very normal about "he involuntarily hugged him close, with a force that seemed as if he wanted to fuse their blood and bones together" and "it honestly... made one hardly know how best to love him" this morning.

[bootyful-seventeen]

i am too mentally exhausted to even deal with this shit anymore with my mom and grandma and low key wish i'd go comatose for a few years to be left alone tbh

[lucy-the-demon]

Sam: omg look we found doja cat at the Bottom of the mines!

Harvey: Sam this is Lucy, not doja cat...

Sam: well, you're no fun!

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Here's what Lucy looks like if you dont get the joke..

I don't support doja cat btw, I just felt like saying that

[comradecowplant]

Love how the new PLL writers were like okay FINE fans were right to point out that A was never really a slasher villain and continuing to use that moniker for these new villains is a slap in the face to the original evil girlbosses-- Mona, Cece, and Ello Spensah-- who worked 👏 hard 👏 scheming and stooging (sometimes YEARS of preparation!) in order to torture the original liars...... so for these new girls we will call the villains B instead :)